Kevin Bloody Wilson

Ben
from deepcut

kevin bloody wilson, i am a great fan of your work and have been for well over 5 years but it’s just a shame that you aren’t doin any shows in the uk this year cause i would definately come and would bring my mates along with!! send me an email if any tour dates change shibby_doo2@hotmail.com

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Maria
from Queenborough,England

Hi iv been listening to some of your stuff you tube but had to stop cos me eyes have started stining from crying with laughter.
I noticed that you like to fuck around with other peoples songs, I couldnt believe me and my lil sis used to do that too usually when we were shit faced, wow that was quite a few yrs ago now,! one of our favourites that we attacked/improved, was “I believe I can fly” by R.Kelly, this is what I came up up with walking home with my sister one night….
I believe I am the fly, something went wrong but I dont know why, there are some things that dont quite fit, like my attraction to dog shit, oh I believe that i saw…..
thats about all I can remember off the top of my head, i remember we’d only “transformed” the chorus and one verse.
So maby, just maby, you might have an idear or 2 for the rest of the song?!?!
We also did “Hit me Baby 1More Time” (Britney) but cant quite remember it all!!!,But ive got it written down…… somewhere!?! gonna have to go and find now cos I got bits of it stuck in me head arrrrr!
Anyway I love your all your stuff makes me laugh even when i got PMS, will defenatley waiting for your nxt tour to the UK, and hopefully I’ll get to go this time.
Keep up the good work from Maria x

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Cameron
from merredinwa

when are you coming to western Australia miss you kev also to reegional western australia
please come to merredin wa 6415

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Tom McCaigue
from KallarooPerthWA

Gooday Kev ya farkin legend,-you recently visited “Grand Toyota” up in Wangara and absolutly made my son-”Jake”s-day-nay week-nay year,apprentice tech-ya gave him heeps o ur good wikid stuff-the DVD and CD havent stopped spinnin since,but thats ok-we all “farkin luvs um”,-sept his mum who thinks you are a “Fukin Hairee Cuntarssed Fist Fukin Dribbledick”-coz ya swears too fukin much-and have completely ruined “Jake”-”derr”-go figure-”Go play with ya fukin dolls ya fukin “split arse”-lol.Met ya years ago at “The Gentry”-Rob the Barbbers place in Warwick——funny then ——funny now.God Bless-Health Wealth and continued Prosperity 2 you and yours-Jakes Dad Tom.

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FLABBA WABBA JABBA NOONGAR
from GUTTER

WHERE’S ME FLAGGON YA BLOODY WHITEY. ME GIN IS ON YER TRAIL MATE, GIVE IT BACK OR SHE GETS YER

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MICK
from DUNGANNON,IRELAND

HI KEV HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,40 YEARS HOLY FUCK YOU GET LESS FOR MURDER,LOL.I SAW YOUR SHOW IN THE ULSTER HALL IN BELFAST IN DECEMBER AND IVE SERIOUSLY NEVER LAUGHED AS MUCH IN MY LIFE,I MET YOU AFTER THE CONCERT,YOU REALLY ARE A TOP BLOKE,I WAS GOING TO SAY TO YOU THEN THAT IM A SPARKY AND I HATE MY JOB BUT YOUR MUSIC GETS ME THROUGH THE DAY,WHEN THINGS GET SHITTY I JUST STICK IN MY IPOD AND LISTEN TO SONGS LIKE ABSOLUTE CUNT OF A DAY,DILLIGAF OR SHE A GOOD’N THEY ALLWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH,YOU ARE A FUCKIN LEGEND,KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AND I WILL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON BACK IN IRELAND.CHEERS,MICK

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Scott goodwin
from Townville

Kev Been a fan for twenty or so years Is there in chance is the near future that you WIL do a show in townsville it’s a big city plus you’ll get all the country folk in plus the freaks from bowen will up And the beach bum from cairns would head down.
Cheers old son
Scott aka middie

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Carolyn McCauley
from Boorowansw

another christmas carol
Christmas is Coming

Christmas is coming,
Santa’s got a fat,
Please put a dildo
In the old man’s crack
If you haven’t got a dildo
A finger will do,
If you don’t want to use your finger
Then Go Fuck you.



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Carolyn McCauley
from Boorowansw

My version of Rudolf
Rudolph the Red Arsed Reindeer

Rudolph, the red-arsed reindeer
had a very shiny arse.
And if you ever saw him,
you would say ooh I bet that smarts

All of the other reindeer used
to laugh and come on his face
They always made poor Rudolph
join in kinky reindeer games.

Then one groggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your arse so bright,
let me ride you instead of my sleigh tonight?”

Then all the reindeer humped him
as they shouted out yippee
Rudolph the red-arsed reindeer,
you’ll go down on Mrs C!


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jim
from chichesteruk

Kev. Mate. Thanks for signing my babys babygrow when my misses saw you in worthing on the 18 sep. We put it in a fram above her cot. You said it made you pleased to cuddle her because you missed your grand kids, well feel free to come and give her a cuddle anytime your in the uk. My misses also said she told you i’v bin trying to get a job with your crew for ages, yeah i have. And yeah, i can get some kick ass smoke.
Big love and peace and fuck off. )

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JASON
from NORWICH

OUT - BLOODY - STANDING TO SEE YOU AND JENNY LIVE ON STAGE AND FAN - BLOODY - TASTIC TO MEET YOU , JENNY AND OF COURSE BETTY AFTERWARDS WAS THE ICING ON THE CAKE , CAN YOU GIVE JENNY A BIG KISS FROM THE ONE LEGGED WONDER AS SHE ESCORTED ME THROUGH THE CROUD TO JUMP THE CUE AS I WAS IN MY WHEELCHAIR GETTING BUMPED INTO LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER WHAT A STAR . CANT WAIT TILL YOU COME BACK THIS WAY TO SEE US AGAIN ALL THE BEST FOR THE REST OF YOUR TOUR
GOOD ON YER M8

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Becki
from IsleofMan

Yo Kev…. saw you in sept at Manchester and have just come back from Dudleys show 14th nov…. AWESOME. You’re a legend, never mind Nigel lol. I have never laughed so much in my life. And when you get 2 for the price of 1 with Jenny performing as well, thats gold. Think you should do a show on the Isle of Man on your next UK tour, i’d definately be first in the queue!!!!
Keep doing wot u do best kev, making the world laugh
Becki x

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Beve Blight

Hi Kev - Was a member of your Gravesend Dilligaf Choir recently and thoroughly enjoyed your show. Now back in Sunny PERTH/BUNBURY and not in that cold & wetenglish weather anymore. See you at the round next year in Kal.

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Art Bryant
from Alfred,MaineUSA

Kev If you ever get to USA, go to Boston, only about 250,000 college students who will definitely enjoy your show(s). I live outside of Portland, Maine, which is only about 1 1/2 hours north of Boston. There is even train service between both cities, which will make it easy to attend your concerts. DILLIGAF

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Moe Quinn
from NorthernIreland

Hi Kev,
I reckon I owe you £10, I bought a couple of your tapes (bootleg) 20 something years ago, when I worked in Saudi Arabia, bloody brilliant they were. I look forward to seeing you on the 28th November, in the Millennium forum L’ Derry

Moe Quinn

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B ABBOTT
from LEEDS.U.K

I`M A BUTCHER. A CUSTOMER ONLY BUYS 5 KILOS CHICKEN FILLET,AND 3 TRAYS OF EGGS (THATS 90 EGGS) I ASKED HIM DID IT AFFECT THE WAY HE LIVED. HIS REPLY WAS ` THE ONLY THING I CAN`T DO WHAT YOU DO I GUESS IS any good for a song title. hope so. looking forward to it . IF IT HAPPENS I DON`T WANT ANY CREDID FOR IT. KEEP GOING KEV FANTASTIC SHOWS,

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mick
from northamptonshireUK

HI kev
seen your live show in Derby (ye thats Derby not f—ing Dardy)13th november
Great show don’t know about Nigel your a f—-ing legend in your own right
as a wheelchair user i’m going to have a plate on the back of me chair, ye you got it mate Dilligaf Fucking briliant
thanks for a great night out mate

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Clas Sognfors
from sweden

Hi there Kev! Just found you and your songs and you are the greatest!! But now i´m wondering… Is it possible to get lyrics and guitar chords for your songs anywhere? The one i want the most is “absolute cunt of a day” I loved that song! he he Many thank´s from sweden!
ps. Sorry about my spelling he he

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GOGS
from turriffaberdeenshire

hi kev looked at your dates but not one for aberdeen?

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Vicki
from Kent

Hi Kev and Jen!
Saw you last night in Tunbridge Wells and you were AMAZING!! I had such a good laugh watching you both. You’re both so talented and soooooooo funny. If you had another show at the Assembly Hall I’d definitely buy another ticket! Please do another date!
Jen my fb status is now ‘I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in!!’ ode to you!!
All the best to the Wilson clan!!
Vicki xxx

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Tony Hubbard
from CorkIreland

Looking forward to your return to the Opera House in Cork,Kev.saw you last time,bringing a few mates this time,I hope Nigel is ready for a bit of Irish craic.See you on the 25th. Nov.and we’ll be ready.Good on ya. Tony

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janis nixon
from canveyislandessex

Hi Kev, i went to your show last night at Basildon it was fantastic, my son was supposed to go he’s 18 and thinks you are great, but he is serving in Afganistan for 6 months, and was gutted to have missed you, please can you let me know when you are in london again as he cant wait to see you, thanks for a great night, you are a F…..G legend, i loved your daughter Jenny as well ,

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karen aelethea tompkins
from peterborough.uk

HI KEV,
THANKS FOR BURSTING THE ‘P.C’ BUBBLE FOR ONE CAREFREE EVENING. IT WAS A MOST LIBERATING EXPERIENCE FOR BOTH MYSELF AND MY DAUGHTER LEAF. WE HAD A BETTER THAN GREAT NIGHT.
MEETING YOU AFTERWARDS WAS JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE AND I HAVE THE PHOTO ON FACEBOOK.
YOU ARE A REALLY SMASHING MAN WITH AN EQUALLY SMASHING DAUGHTER.TWO WILSONS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
CAN’T WAIT TIL THE NEXT VISIT.
TAKE CARE OF YOU AND YOURS
KAREN
X

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Rich Dixon
from Peterborough,UK

Hi Kev, saw you last night in Peterborough and just wanted to say thanks for a brilliant show! Nice one

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GT
from Toronto,Canada

Kev, come back to Canada! Our parliament has been busy poring over legislation, and as it turns out, they’ve discovered that your can, in fact, say “cunt” in Canada.

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Old Dad
from Stafford

Hi Kev,
Great show at Cannock last night, as ever.
Your a Fucking Legend, is that PC enough for you ????????????????????>
Cheers Old Dad.

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rod an welsh phil
from gillinghamdorset

we are comeing to see you at bath on 12-11-09,, would love to meet up after the show to let you have the best bundi ull ever get this side of the equator,, l so what time is fu#;ing smoke’o ,, we allready knocked off,,,
all the best for the tour, see ya soon ,

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gary francis
from portsmouth

saw you in portsmouth the other night absolute superb top guy dont stop kev we will see you next year ok

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Paul
from SuttonColdfield,UK

Hi Kev,

After years of listening to your songs, I finial got to see “The Legend” in person at Tamworth Assembly Rooms.
Its been a long time since I and my mates have had a jaw aching, rib breaking, tear jerking, Fuck Funny nite.

Both you and Nigel are Fucking Legends..

Paul.
Post those photo of the wonderful street names on your web site matey..

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Rob Lucas
from Guildford,England

Kev, You old cunt, FanFUCKINtastic show in Portsmouth last nightyour the fuckin worst.(by that I mean the best) come back SOON…………

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phil snell
from skegness

THANKS KEV FOR A FUCKING AWESOME SHOW IN SKEGGY LAST NIGHT ! YOU TRULY ARE A FUCKING LEGEND !!!!
HOPING TO SEE YOU AT PETERBORO MATE ! PHIL

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steve heath
from clactononsea

kevin bloody wilson your a fuckin legend.keep hold of the rope and don’t let the goat go maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

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Bazza
from SouthLONDON

Kev,
Saw you perform at GRAVESEND, ENGLAND 28/10/2009. “The Gavesend DILLIGAF choir”. Fucking, Bollocksing, Bastading, Shiting RED FUCKING hot mate. Ive seen all the names CHUBBY Brown, Billy CONNOLY, Lee EVANS but mate you split my sides. Been listening to you for the last 20 years and the songs get better and better the more there performed. I only wish I was your brother. “BIG KEV”……………….”FUCKING LEGEND”. All the best to you and the krew. Bazza.

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adam godfrey
from england

awsome nite at the anvil basingstoke had the best night ever.
iv listened to kev for years as far as i can remember an fails to crack me laughing.
never stop doing what you do an thats making people laugh.
it was cool to meet you at the end thankyou so much mate.

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Mr & Mrs Doo-Dang
from Londonistan,England

Dear Mr M. A. likmaharse,
Me And Nic can’t to see you again tomorrow/tonight at the Woodville Halls, Gravesend, and it would be brilliant if you could give us a shout.
All the very best from Pete & Nic

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andy plymoutha
from plymouth/doven/cornwall

hi kevin:

seen you in plymouth have a good time love dvd to
Have a good tour andy DILLIGAF

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rod snowdon
from harlow,england

kev, after nearly 23 years of laughing my arse off at your fucked up way of looking at the world, i finally got the chance to see you in my home town of harlow a couple of nights ago.
and i feel that i have to say thanks, simply because my mate wouldn’t stop shouting shit out and you made him look a complete cunt by bringing up the house lights and letting everyone see the twat………….fucking genius
kev you’re a legend and always will be in my eyes mate keep up the good work
Rod from harlow england

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Liam
from LancasterEngland

Saw you two years ago In Pomrtsmouth, UK and then again last night in Lancaster!!! And may i say u r still a FUCKIN LEGEND!! Amazing show! amazing new material! Cant wait to get the new album… Keep up the SMUT!!!

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beverley taylor
from tamworthengland

HAD A FAMILY NIGHT OUT LAST NIGHT IN TAMWORTH, WE ALL LOVED IT (YOU) GREAT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON , WE WERE PART OF THE TAMWORTH CHOIR!HOPE TO SEE YOU BACK AGAIN,WE’LL BE THERE. BEST WISHES TO YOU ,FAMILY AND ALL THE CREW.X

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Dave Anderson
from Raunds

Hi Kev, excellent show at Bedford. . . and what a nice, humble, hospitable guy you are (for an Aussie). I came with Spencer, Ed etc., and you & crew made us feel really welcome. A refreshing change from some ’superstars’ I’ve met. Thanks again & hope to meet up again sometime. . . . Dave

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steve
from england

kev saw u in bedford last night absolute f****** legend keep up the good work

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Nige
from Bedford

Caught your show in Bedford last night, havent laughed so much in ages. Good on yer, from one fuckin legend to another……

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Neil
from Bedford

Kevin, I just saw you in Bedford last night. Just like I told you then, that was the most vulgar display of genious I have ever seen. Brilliant show and well done. My face still hurts today from laughing. Thanks for making our evening very special.

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Mark
from MiltonKeynes,UK

2009-10-21 - Just got back from your Bedford gig, usual top-quality performance! Was reminded to post that I also saw you in Stevenage a few years ago, where you autographed a CD for me. I recently loaned the CD to a friend of mine, who noticed the writing on the front, and I explained that it had been autographed by the man himself. “Oh. Didn’t he like you much?”, Leanne asked me. It was then that I actually read the autograph for the first time. “Mark, Get fucked. Kev.”. See you next time you’re in town…. you cunt!

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lynda holman
from bedfordoriginallyliverpool

just home from seeing you and the krew at the bedford show ….what can i say it was well worth the wait to see you since i first heard a song of yours over 8 years ago ( ho ho fucking ho ) i have been hooked and to meet you in person was a honour…. thanks for a great night kev ! looking forwards to catching you agiain when you are back over here.

hugz and stuff to you, your family and all the krew xxx

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Jim Playle
from Bedford,UK

I’ve been to see Kev tonight in Bedford, bloody brilliant. I last saw him years ago in York, but he just gets better and better. Thanks for a good evening, thoroughly enjoyed it !!

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Stacey
from England

Hey Kev,
Saw you and your daughter in Aylesbury last night, was a fantastic show!! Im a great fan of your music, always puts a smile on my face, my dad and I used to listen to your music while he was teaching me to drive singing at the tops of our voices something I will always remember. Look forward to seeing you the next time your in Aylesbury
Stacey xxxx

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jackie barker
from GrimsbyEngland

HI KEV THANKS FOR ANOTHER GREAT SHOW HOPE ITS NOT TO LONG TILL YOU COME BACK TO GRIMSBY

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Ryan Earley
from Eastbourneuk

hi kev, i went to see you at the congress threatre in Eastbourne. it was awsome its the second time i have seen you now on stage love it. i think your new album is gr8 my fav song is “you can’t call me kev anymore”. it was well worth the money. hope to see you again in the future. best wishes to your family take care

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Rob
from Southend

Hi Kev, was front row at the show Tuesday 29th in Southend-on-Sea, fucking fantastic! Been looking forward to it since I stumbled into your music a couple of years ago, and managed to convert the mate I dragged along without him having heard a word of it. He was singing along with the best of them by the end anyway!

All the best with the rest of the touring and hope you’re back in the UK before too long!

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jeremy
from corby

HEY KEY ME AND MA GAL WAS AT UR KETTERING GIG WAS REALY FUNNY, I GOT THAT PICTURE OF MA HOUSE WITH DILLIFAG TILLED ON THE WALL WERE SHALL I SEND IT?? U SED U WATED IT GET BACK 2 ME IF U EVER READ THESE OK
THANKS:)

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Nigel
from Stevenage,UK

My wife Chris and I saw Jenny and yourself in Stevenage last night, fucking amazing night!!!! Chris says are you and Jenny doing a duet anytime soon? Long may your reign continue.

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jason
from LONDON,ENGLAND

Hey kev i saw you in edmonton london… wish you’d come back again mate… took me 20 odd years to catch a sho, would gladly pay for another … tell jenny i love her stuff too and would love to see more from her (in the stage entertainment sense)… dont give up mate youre a star to me and the guys i grew up with…. congrats on the years of fun

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Alex
from Barrie,Ontario,Canada

Hey Kev!
I just want to say how much i love your music, hours and hours of entertainment. i even play some of them at bars when i do shows and everyone loves them, they all come up and ask your name so they can track your music down!
PLEASE COME TO TORONTO!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO SEE YOU PLAY!
thanks,
Alex

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Glen Spoor
from Dagenham

Dear Kev and Krew…
Great show at Weston Super Mare last night. Came up from Essex to see ya! Thanks for signing the merch’ and the pics’. I was the one who lived at Middle Swan (all me cuz’s are still at Mirrabooka) and my Dad was the miner at Kambalda who fell off a horizontal ladder. If you ever need a line about an accident prone 10 pound Pom, them use it mate, no royalties….. Mind you a song about 10 pound poms would probably go down well. See ya again soon. Glen

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Rich ward
from UK

Oi kev yer bastard, I been listenin to you for 20 yrs on tapes sent from oz, the one time iget to see yer its fuckin’ ripper blue, but wheres me cd case yer antipodean bastard Rich Bristol …….Betty said yer’d send me one signed tooo

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Keith
from London

Hi Kev (and Jenny)

Ripper gig in Worthing on Friday (although my other half was pissed off that you didn’t sing the potato song…).

Back to work at Qantas on Monday - will be sharing your stories about Nigel (’fucking legend’) but will especially look forward to seeing if anyone knows the difference between a Kiwi and a cunt…

See you again soon

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Steve Keane
from Wellington,Somerset

Hi Kev,
Saw you a few years ago at Weston-Super-Mare and Bournemouth on Dilligaf tour and am now arranging to get about a dozen of us to come to your gig in Swindon on 15th November. Looking forward to another great night, keep up the good work as our Aussie ambassador of Political Correctness. Best wishes to Jenny and family, Steve

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Scott
from WestDrayton,Middlesex

G’day Kev. Had a great time at the show last night at the Beck in Hayes. What a bonza night of entertainment. Saw Jenny for the first time too. Seen you before. Can’t wait til you are back at Hayes. Enjoy the rest of your stay in the UK Maaaaaate

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John Weller
from LondonUK

Hi Kev, Just seen yoyr show at the Beck Theatre, Hayes, UK. Been a fan of yours for 20 years since i first heard SANTA CLAUSE YOU C*NT. First time i have seen you live and have to say i enjoyed the show so much, All I can say is FUCK NIGEL, Its KEVIIIIINNNN FUCKING LEGEND, Too Right. Keep up the good work and i hope to see you & Jenny again soon,

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Michelle Price
from Telford

Hi Kev & Jenny

Thank you for a fantastic show in Shrewsbury last night, we haven’t laughed so much in ages.

Take Care

Love

Michelle & Gina x

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Robbie Rees
from Welshpool

got back from watching you in shrewsbury, had a fuckin fantastic time, jenny’s set was awsome and like you said in the show it should be, KEVIIIIIIN, FUCKING LEGEND nuff said

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Martin
from Kettering,England

G’day Kev, Ya Beauty
well we finaly got tickets to your show, cant wait to lose my voice a big NI-IIIIII-GE-LLLL (you fucken legend).
well just cant wait but no more now as you dont give a fuck reading it so ill just wait for the show ya fuckin beauty

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Tam
from NorthYorkshire

Hey Kev ‘Mahomed and the rest’ Wilson! - came to see yer (twice), and have booked tickes for my parents in Stevenage in a few weeks - they will not be disappointed. YOU’RE A STAR KEV - NOT JUST AN AWESOME TALENT, BUT A BLOODY NICE BLOKE TOO! Thanks for taking the time (Manchester 5 Sept) to come and meet all your fans, autographing and all that - really finished the evening off beautifully! can’t wait til you visit again!
Love and dilligaf, Tam x

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martyn
from cumbria

now then kev me old mucker. got me tickets for you tonight at carlisle and to be fucking honest mate i just can’t bloody wait to see ya up there doing great as usual .top notch bloke see ya tonight.

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mrs n clawson
from barrowinfurness

WENT TO SEE U LAST NITE 11TH SEPT THANKS FOR MKING MY 24TH BDAY KEV HOPE TO C U AGAIN SOON EVERYTYME UR ERE ME AND MY HUBBY ALWAYS THERE THANKS FOR A FUCKEN BRILLIANT NITE XXXXXX

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Andy
from Barrow-In-Furness

Kev thanks for a fucking awesome night mate, I’m still laughin this morning. Oh and Jen i’m proud to be a bastard pmsl. Take care folks and enjoy the rest of the tour. Legends the fucking lot of ya

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Fiona
from PortWilliam,Wigtownshire,SWScotland

Hi Kev & Jenny

Fiona here (the crazy lady in the wheelchair lol) and no I’m not stalking you so there…

Just wanted to say from us all (hubby Rod and son Jamie too!) we had a totally fuckin’ fantastic night last night at the show (Kilmarnock) well worth the 300km round trip drive It was very special being able to meet you guys after the show, what a star, and WOW!! Jenny you are gorgeous and soooo funny, oh and I especially enjoyed the hugs and kisses, Kev!! I’d have got a tit out for you to sign but the bastards (aka hubby and son) threatened to leave me there if I did. So I didn’t. Thanks also for taking the time to chat, for the photos, and for all the stuff you signed (it will be on ebay next week heheheee) no seriously, you were marvellous and it’s a night we will always remember.

Hope the rest of the tour goes great for you guys, will certainly try to catch another show next time round…that’s if the restraining order isn’t still in force by then…

Loads of love,

Fiona & Krew

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J Trueman
from Scotland

Saw Kev and Jenny with mates son Stef in Motherwell show 8th Sept 09 only 3 dates in Scotland this year bloody unreal ,we spoke to Jenny during break and she signed CDs for us both, she is getting better as she goes on, Kev`s just as good as ever, just wish Jenny got a bit more support in the UK when she goes on her own tour, because she`s almost as good as her old man, Laughed My Fuckin Arse Off…. all the best From Ian and Stef

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Wendy Testaburger
from Orlando,FLUSA

Kev….PLEASE PLEASE, ON MY KNEES..OH YEAH…Come to Florida and do a show, we love you here too!

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Catweasel
from SouthMountain,PA,USA,formerlyofWoomera,SA

You say Kev’s done a gig just about every place on the planet; well, he’s never done one here in beautiful downtown South Mountain, Pennsylvania. So, come on, mate, have a go here in America.

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daniel
from mandurah

hey kevin bloody Wilson has got some of the best fucking music i have every heard
my top 5 r
gmh
dilligaf
local cop is a cunt
Santa clause
his cock got ribs

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ramscrota
from Geelong

Hi Kev! I? have a problem at home with this whinging cat that want’s fuckin’ food all the time. Can you come to my place and show me how to deal with it?

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Marcus Rheade-Edwards
from StMartins,Shropshire,ukDUMMIDDULLOFFAKINNOWARE

G’day Kev.
Hope ya keepin well? What a GREAT bloke are you? Ya a fair-dinkum bloody rippa. Cant wait till I get the chance ta come and see 1 of ya live shows.
Oh a thanks for keepin “political correctness” at the door where it F@#kin belongs.
Keep up the good work mate, and cheers for keepin me laughin.
Marcus Rheade-Edwards

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JB
from Portadown,N.Ireland

G’Day Kev,
Just got tickets for the Ulster hall belfast in Nov. Can’t fuckin wait! Absolutely love your music! Been hooked since my mate let me hear your DILLIGAF album!

See ya in Nov, JB

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Ian Langford
from Tewkesbury,England

Hi Kev, I got tickets for the show in Cheltenham for my other half Kelly’s birthday back in May, she hasn’t fucking shut up about it since! There’s 6 of us coming as a late birthday celebration for her. We’re all looking forward to it. See ya there!!!

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Belinda Graham
from Liverpool

I saw Jenny & Kev at Liverpool R.S.L last night. So fucking funny! Best night out Ive had in years & Kev signed my left tit for me, my hubby was so proud! THx again for a GREAT night xxx

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terry
from edinburgh

booked up for dublin as kev’s not coming to dunfermline this year see you there jenny&kev

terry

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Andy
from Barrow-In-Furness

Just booked the tickets for Kev’s one night in Barrow, and i just can’t f***in wait. The man cracks me up on a regular basis thanks to his awesome cd’s and dvd’s. Kev i’ll be right in the front row mate, it’s gonna be a bonzer night we gonna have a doozie. See you in the forum mate

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jason
from norwich,england

i have just booked to see you at lowestoft , england on the 17th nov . after 20 years of listening and watching you i thought it was about time to come and see ya , can’t bloody wait . please please please put somthing funny in about having one leg cus your cd’s got me through having my leg amputated and confusing the doctors and nurses while going through it laughing listning to you , just saying dilligaf to people who stare at me leaving them confused is the best cure
you are one in a million and always make me laugh so i can’t wait to see what you come up with ,take care and see you then jason the one legged wonder

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JONNYBOYNORTHWALES
from NORTHWALES.UK

Gooday mate!
Just booked our tickets for Liverpool Empire 13th September 2009!
Can’t bloody wait!!
on the upper tier - Can we chucka chucka chucka brown eye for north wales???
ALL THE BEST FROM THE WELSH FOLLOWERS!!

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nathan
from brisbane

hey kev im putting on a fund raiser for the mater childrens hospitall and i was wondering what it would take for u to perform

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edward wilson
from barhamnsw

hi its your grand son eddy the son of my dad robert wilson i wonder if u or i could visit u somtime? ps ill get back to u

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Ashlea New
from Somerset

Dear Kevin

I am going to see you live in fucking play house in weston-super-mare this year & this is my frist year to see you, i can’t wait lol. xx

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Rodney Clissold
from Campbelltown,NSW,AUSTRALIA

Hey Kev, fucken good party you put on at Campbelltown RSL Club on July 22nd. What a rip-snorter, I laughed till my tits fell off and my arsehole imploded and the nuts on my walker also blew off. What a classic shindig with Jenny too. Congrats on your 25 years mate and hope there is 25 fucken more left in ya. Hope to see you both soon. Also regards to NI-IIIIII-GE-LLLL (you fucken legend).
P.S. This one is for you Kev- AUSTRALIA–YOU FUCKING BEWDY.

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DEB
from Wollongong

Hiya Kev, seen you the other night at Sutherland !(seen u about 6 times in concert now) i sat next to an older chap , we got talking and he said he had only heard you sing a few songs on a mates CD…! he was about 60 years old …..he had a ball…..i had to tell him what DILLIGAF meant…You made me laff so much i now have more wrinkles on my dial..sniff sniff! ha ha…..and guess what im coming back for more again soon and getting my FIX of you at Liverpool on the 15/8/09……you really lift my spirts and i come away feeling so good …….far canal !!! i just lurve ya - ps your daughter was great also……talent must run in the family……cheers deb ps do u have an available brother by any chance?? ho ho f’n ho

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Gerry
from DymchurchEngland

Saw it mentioned on the Park Holidays UK facebook group that you are performing live at New beach Holiday Park on the 17th of October 2009 and had to come to this website to check it was for real, it is fantastic news and you are the best, people are gonna laugh so much that i am gonna sell tissues, you are the main man and I hope you’ll autograph my bum which I never wash anyway!!!!

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rossco
from Mackay

Kev, I have been a friend and a supporter of yours for a long time. a mate of mine sent me a video of yours the have beat me. The bastards done the same to me and I reckon that you have done the 12 steps as well because I related to you 100 percent. Next time your in town come around to my house I would love to meet you. I know a good fishing spot as well. Don’t tell any cunt you are the man. But I know you are and I am sure that we bow down to the same one that got us both sober and clean. Love you mate and thanks for your music. I love it. You are the man. I used to be a union organiser with the AMWU and they fucking persecuted me because I stood up against this Global system who thought they were God. Well you and I know they are not and we both know who is and it is not us and it certainly is not them bunch of fucking fucking fucking you can fill in the next line. I forgive them but I just hope God does. Good on your brother.

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Mick's cousin Eddie
from CSAIwish

When will ya be comin’ back to the States? Hit Nashville again, It’s worth the drive from Chattanooga just to see ya.

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Trevor
from Dapto

Great show last night at Dapto the missus loved it too needed a laugh and got plenty p,s jenny was great as well you shoud be proud

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Liam
from England

Dear Kevin
Just saw the video of your song ‘They beat me…’ it was fantastic, really enjoyed it, me and the boys down the pub had a right good laugh about it… for obvious reasons you smug Aussie gobshite…

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Jon Case
from England

Just received your “They Beat Me song in an email. Good song, but after yesterday……………………….”wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”!!!!!!!

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Mark
from England

Just seen the video of They Beat Me, very good and funny but after yesterday. Ha ha!!!

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mark
from wooloowarensw

hey kev i dont have a credit card but want to buy your stuff i can send a money order but on the web site thers nothing bout postage and hadling fuk if the postie gets ill nvere get it diligaf your daughter jenny talia shes piss funny ive been to a few of ya shows and am looking forward to going to the sutherland show promises to great fun well keep the laughs comming and to those who dont like ya diligaf and get with the programme lol

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Corey Roberts
from NY-USA

MATE,

when the fuck are you coming to the USA!!!

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jake dixon
from perthwa

hey kev how u goin my family knew u from a long time ago (i was told) u usta work 4 my uncle as a painter is that right i realy love ya songs and was wondering if i could meet ya in person and joke around ey haha so please send me an email bak k mate me love ya long time hahaha and also could u send me some of ya songs i havent got any from me prick of a dad deleting them of my computer BYE !!!!!!!!!!!

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ian
from rugby

hey kev looking forward to alex in brum september 4 now don,t you died on us like jacko cheers ian & shir

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Allen
from Calgary,Alberta

Howdy Kev,
If you ever come to Canada, I know there are a lot of fans who would love to see ya. I have been listening to you for years. I even have gotten the wife to enjoy some of your stuff. Her favorite is DILLIGAF.

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Todd Hansen
from Brissy

Kev ya stinky cunt, when are ya gonna haul ya busted freckle up to Queensland mate? Brisso is full of top blokes and beaut sheilas who wanna hear the word cunt in a song! I’m on the road with my band at the moment and we play in blacktown on the same day as you. Our show is All ages so we’re gonna try and wrap it up early and come down to the RSL. Been punishing your best of cd in the van like a balinese meal to an arsehole so would be great to see ya show, we’re all huge fans. Wish for Wings is the band. Cheers mate.
Todd.

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Malcolm
from CostaDelSolSpain

Hi Kev any chance when your in Europe sometime of doing a gig in Southern Spain for the expats here.

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Chris

How old do you have to be to see your tour?

PS. Your FUCKING FUNNY!!!

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Jake

How old do you have to be to see yuor tour?

PS. your FUCKING FUNNY!!!

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Ricky
from cralweyengland

you my good man are a fcukin legend im only 24 an still listenin t ya songs takes me back, im a born again piss head an iv seen the light

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Jacob
from Echuca

Hey Kev great stuff on friday night at Echuca, ive been a rather big fan of your songs since i was 13 im now 20, and seen ya at the paramount and singing along to ya songs was a real fuck’n buzz haha, now heres somthing you didn’t know im rather famous in Echuca not as a song writter but in sports im a VFL umpire and soon to be AFL in couple of years anyway when im not doin me sports im work’n as an arberist, now i have a question for ya if you don’t mind…? I was wondering if you have a full song to John williamson’s half fuck song “Rip Rip wood chip” you played a bit of it on friday night if you happen to have a full version. Let me knoe can ya. AUSSIE…. AUSSIE…. AUSSIE…YOU FUCK’N BEAUTY! ON YA KEV!

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Kayla
from Perth

Hey Kev!

When you coming back home to W.A?!?!?!?!

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Keith Fitzgerald
from Dublin,Ireland

Hey there,

Big fan of Kevin’s. Myself and my brother ‘Kevin’ are booked for the show in Vicar street in Dublin for November. Can’t fecking wait for it. It is a birthday susprise for the brother. I was wondering if it was possible to meet up with Kevin back stage or after-gig drinks just to add to the night, would we brill. Been listening to Kevin’s stuff for years and would be an honour to meet the man. If not we will go fecking nuts and trash the place.
cheers

Keith Fitz-g.

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garry kinnear
from brisbane

get fucked mate its garry from brisbane how u been hope you an the family are all good going to bali end of july be good c u next time in queensland

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mick
from glenwaverley

Gday Kev,

Rippin show at the Village Green the other week still a pisser. The unit (your daughter) has got some awesome songs now to.

just wondering if you can post the lyrics or mp3 of Nigel and Wilma hahaha brilliant a mans not made of bricks.

Cheers

Mick

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Julie
from Kilsyth,Victoria,Aust

Hi Kev, was at your show last night at the York on Lilydale……Bloody best night I have had in years, needed a laugh and got that from the first minute of the show. Love Jenny as well, poor girl with a dad like you LOL
Cheers Julie
chuck us a brown eye kev

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Kerry
from newzealand

I am a long time lover of Kevin Bloody Wilson and would love to know when he is caming back to NZ

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shantelle
from ashfordkentuk

hi kev love your songs cant wait till oct when you come to dymchurch booked the holiday as an aniversary wkend for me and hubby just to see you *****

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Mick's Cousin Ed
from MIcksCousinEd

Oh by the way, are there any l’il redheaded Sheila’s in KY or TN that need a good rootin’? Gimme a yell, I’ll fix ya up good. I don’t touch me sister or me dogs, I promise. Your ute or mine honey?

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Mick's Cousin Ed
from Tennessee,USA

Kev Mate! I’m Mick’s American Cousin, Ed. I’m trainin for the next cup, and the US is gonna give Ol’ Mick a run fer ‘is money! My fahts are so strong, their classified as WMD’s (Weapons of Mass Defecation).

I tried to get me local Outback restaurant to have a KBW night, so the manager asked to hear some of your stuff. Never had a foot so far up me arse in me life. I blew the bastard’s foot clean off to get even. Diss Kev will he? Not ’round me ‘e won’t mate. Fuckin’ wanker!

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sheldon
from wagga

hey kev.ur a fucking legend. i have D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F tatooed on my guts and i would like you to sign it so i can get that tatooed aswell ill be at the albury ss and a show can u let me no if this can be done ill do it on stage if possible i have the tatooist lined up just need u to come to the party. cheerz mate hope to here back from you.

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Monica Loewi
from mojaloshaw.ca

By background (German/British Canadian Jewish princess), education (post-graduate college degree), and age (71), I should consider KBW a despicable character–rude, crude and socially unacceptable. You are, though (ever since a friend gifted me with Ho Ho Fucking Ho many years ago), my sunshine! And, for your information, you CAN say cunt in Canada—I’ve seen to it! Cunt- Etymology & Use of#350C81

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Teri Lee
from Calgary,AB,Canada

Hi Kev:
Ever since we heard the song named “Do you fuck on first dates” my husband and I have been fans of yours. We spread the word about your tunes every chance we get. Do you think you will be coming back to Canada any time soon. If so we think that you should make a stop in Calgary, AB especially during the Calgary Stampede…. or any other time as we will be two of the first peeps to get ticket…..

A couple of fans

Teri

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Stacey Stevenson
from Stirling,UK

Kev! Why Aren’t You Coming To Stirling On Your 2009 World Tour

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Lynn
from USA-Kentucky

Kev, PLEASE, PLEASE tour the US soon. Your comedy translates even to us ‘hillbillies’. Just love your stuff, you are one funny man.

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leah
from hastingsNZ

Hey kev.. we just had the dilligaf tour here in NZ.. You were absolutly brilliant.. been a kev fan and been to every concert in Napier and Hastings for the past 20 years. The thing that gets me is you never change… you never look any older and relax.. that bald patch aint getting any bigger… Your humour is great, the songs are awesome and i always come home thinking… how kool it would be to go to a place like the opera house jammed full of fans that know EVERY word to all your songs (even when YOU cant get em right!!!) YOU are indeed the legend!!!

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shaz price
from newzealand

hey kev, its the wildbunch here from christchurch new zealand was great to see ya again lastnight and jenny bloody awesome just as awesome as her dad well just wanna say keep up the good work we have never missed a show when you have came to ch ch and dont intend to miss any as long as you keep coming back even if we have to get there on our mobility scooters…lol so until next time
cheers
shaz&tony price (a.k.a wildbunch) ch ch new zealand

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Anna
from NewZealand

Hi, Went to see the show 27 April, had a fucking blast. I want you to adopt me, I dont want the fame i dont want your money i just want to come to your bbq’s. Seriously though your the coolest come back to NZ soon we love ya! Anna xxx

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Mike Hunt
from Melbourne

I was just trying to complete my KBW discography, and i’m having a cunt of a time tracking down “NASHVILLE TRASH” just wondering if you are going to re-release that album some day, or, would you be kind enough to let us download them from your site if yad be willing to put them up as a free download?

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John Feros
from WarnersBayNSWAustralia

Kev, you are one of the greatest legends EVER…and I mean for ALL time or ANY time for that matter. You have made me laugh till I cry from the first time I heard you. Ive just finished watching They Beat me…what a pisser…for some reason it reminded me of “The festival of Light”. Congratulations…you will ALWAYS be the greatest. Cheers Johnno

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Bill
from Melbourne

g’day Kev! its Bill from Northcote, Melbourne again hope the NZ tour your currently on is goin’ well for u and your having fun.
just thought id drop u a line again to say hi and i wanna thank u a bloody lot for deciding to come to Melb for some shows,so thanks heaps mate! needless to say me mate and i were the first cunts to score tickets at 1 of your shows here,see? like i promised ya i would! haha. anyways,just finally wanted to ask you,whats happening with the new album? will it be out soon,cause i’m frothin’ for it big time!

see u in june mate.. bye for now and all the best

Bill

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Aaron (Pt Pirie)
from PortPirie

Hey Kev
Seen your show in Port Pirie back in november 2008. You are a legend, an absolute idol. To see your live show made my life…
Will you be touring SA anytime in the near future?
Kevin Bloody Wilson - You are a F*ckin Bewdy

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Rod
from Wales,UK

Hi Kev,
My brother and I have seen you 4 times, however he is going to away in Afghanistan this year during your tour and is going to miss you. I can understand you not fancying a couple of gigs out in the sand, however… how about chucking in a few versus on our favourite song, for example “You Can`t say Pork in Afghanistan”? He can buy the album when he gets back. Cheers Fella!!

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YP Chick
from TheonlyLegAustraliahastostandon

Hey Kev
Saw you at Kadina, Gr8 show, come back soon

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nikki
from adelaide

hi i saw u in the uk in 07 it was an amazing night… im now living in adelaide have you got any plans to come here? need me tits sighing again?
nikki xx

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Keith
from Musgravetown,NewfoundlandandLabrador,Canada

Hi Kev,
Luv your music. When r u coming to Newfoundland and Labrador. Sure would like to c u add a location in this Province to your tour, hopefully in the near future. It’s a beautiful part of Canada with wonderful people. send me an e-mail if u get a chance. take care and have a good one.

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Like You care
from Melbourne-Thattownyouforgot

I looked at your schedule. Did you forget a few towns? Lay off the sauce and get your self a map and figure out where your missing. That assumes you weren’t told to avoid the state by the men and women in blue the last time you where here. There isn’t an interesting story you forgot is there?

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KEVIN
from INVERCARGILLNEWZELAND

hey kev youre the man
great to see you coming to new zealand again
im also called kevin its a great name

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graham
from norwellgoldcoastQld

Have a Happy belated bday whenever it was… sorry kevvy mate!! im sure u had a blinder lol and keep up with the good work of entertaining us aussie battlers yah fucking legdend…!!! CHEEEEERS!!

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Noni
from Newcastle,Australia

Hey Kev
I see from your tour schedule that you have left space to book for Victoria & Sydney NSW. Just wondering if you may be coming up the coast from Sydney again…. Newcastle area? Would be great to see if you are able to tour up around this area again.

Love ya stuff
Noni

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phil snell
from skegness

just seen the tour dates for this year and am chuffed to bits that kevs coming to skeggy again this year ! kev you are simply AWESOME and i cant wait mate !!

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Bridie
from Hamilton,Ontario,Canada

DUDE. Seriously, when are you coming to Canada? Ontario specifically, Hamilton in a perfect world (but Toronto if not). WTF? Get on it please. We love you best….and you CAN say CUNT in Canada…xoxoxoxoxoxo

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peter blair
from moodiesburnglasgow

just baught my tickets for motherwell !!!! Nigeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!! legend!!

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vince
from nsw

hi kevin, im in my 50s and have never really heard or seen any of your shows, i saw your interview a while back with
andrew denton, last night i had a chance to hear some of your songs and i have not laughed as i did since i dont
know when, my poor wife thought id lost all my sences. we liver down wollongong way and would like to know
when you will be playing next in the area as i would like to see you live. thanks for a great laugh.

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byron
from walesuk

hi kevin are u going 2 do a show in this place again like u did when u come on here i hope so u are the best

Theatr Brycheiniog
Canal Wharf
Brecon
Powys
LD3 7EW

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Theresa
from Ontario,Canada

I love Kevin Bloody Wilson, Hope he can add some Canadian Cities on his next tour.

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PHILLIP
from WARRNAMBOOL

I.EV NENER SEEN YOU LIVE BUT LIKE TOO WHEN YOU COME TO WARRNAMBOOL VIC ALWAY BEEN A FAN OF YOURS FRIENDS WITH JULIUS ONE WITH TATTOO ON ARM

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Alan
from ManchesterEngland

Hey Kev, How,s about coming to sunny Manchester on your UK leg of the tour? If not i,ll see you in Blackers. No drama,s Alan

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Jenny Phillips
from adelaide

Really crapped off that you wont be coming to Adelaide in the near future,hope you can
think of us sometime, you fucking legand!!!

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Paul
from Paisley

Kev you’re a fuckin’ ledgend. Get you’re guitar playing foul mouthed auzie arse back to Glasgow on your tour. I’ve been to see you twice and want to get my mate in next time to let him see what he’s been missing.

NIIIIIGEEEEELLLLL!!!!!!! FUCKING LEDGEND!!!!!!!

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Cheryl Rabey
from Toronto,OntarioCanada

Looking at the new dates, When are you going to cross the pond the North Americaa? A date in Toronto, Ontario, Canada would be awesome! My whole famiily and I will be there! (not kidding=the grandparents included. But you knew that)

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Laura
from StokeonTrent

Hey, just wanted to say how much I’m looking forward to your up coming tour! I’ve loved your music for some years now but hadnt thought you’d be touring the Uk, I chanced on this site and it’s made my day. We’ll be seeing you at the Victoria Hall in Stoke on Trent and we can’t wait!! With Love xx

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chris
from newcastleaus

kev ya fucking legend whats with going around the world what about your own back yard fuck the rest of the world aussies first

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Daniel Murphy
from ChristchurchN.Z

Hey Kev been awhile since i saw you live and that was in Invercargill and was a bloody good show..Anway be good to see you live again as living in Christchurch now and have a 4 month son so obviously wouldnt be bringing him to ya shows..hahaha. Havent got him into ya music yet as 18 is a wee way off and for obvious reasons don’t think my fiance would be very impressed..Anyway all have a great and safe 09 and hope to see ya soon…Can’t find any of ya dvds either where could i get them from???

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Stephen
from Glasgow

Yoo are fukin amazin m8! Betta than Billy Connnoly n Richard Pryor! Pleeeeeeezzzzz come tae Glasgow sumtym! A Wood luv tae come nd c the show! (Even tho am only 16)! BUT HOO GIVES A FUK!

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peter blair
from moodiesburnglasgow

dust off your D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F caps boys he’s coming to scotland
cant wait
hope the lovely bettys comin too

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Rachael
from LangwarrinVIC

just wondering wat your tour dates are for 2009, will you be comin to anywhere around melbourne area??
my boyfriend played me some of your stuff the other night and thought it would be great if we could come and see you on tour
cheers Rach

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JULIUS FARKAS
from WARRNAMBOOL

HI ITS ME YOU RING ME ON MY 21ST ABOUT 9YAERS AGO WHEN R YOU COMEING TO WARRNAMBOOL VIC IF YOU CAN SEND ME A LETTER TO LET ME NO

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deborah
from hamilton,newzealand

hey kev!! when u coming back to nz??? my fiance saw u last time and im so fucking jelous!!! I LOVE UR SONGS! ur my fav singer ever, and i would love to come and see and hear u sing dude..
ur so much better than weird al lol ur funnier and my fiance said ur even better on stage! (fucking lucky bastard)
PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZZZZZZZZZZ come back to nz soon!!!!

and happy belated christmas and new yrs dude

Debs XXX

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Carole Strong
from Sudbury,OntarioCANADA

Hello Kev & Jenny, Carole here from CANADA!! I just wanted to let you both know that i love the stuff you both do it’s fucken funny and you both ROCK!!! I sure hope you both can come to Sudbury, Ontario CANADA one day, i would love to see you LIVE, that would be just totally awesome! just fucking awesome!! LOLOL…Happy New Year! CHEERZ!!

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Craiger
from SantaBarbara,CaliforniaUSA

Yet another new puke tuning into the “hometown hero” Kev. Picked up your Krissy CD and enjoying it from here to kingdom come. My ears are tuned in to your works; ‘ava pleasant one.

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David Molan
from AlstonvilleNSW

G’day Kev, saw your show last time you were in Lismore (August 08 DILLIGAF tour). You were the only thing to keep our heads from imploding whilst our 6 yr old daughter was in hospital in danger of loosing her leg. You’re an inspiration to us all. Can’t wait to see your show again when back in Lismore or Ballina.

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Ethan Diliberto-Clark
from AlstonvilleAustralia

Dear Kev
If you read these I hope you can answer this. Do you know a bloke called Doug Stubbs in Ballina. He told me that he is a good friend of your brothers and that he had met you on the odd occasion. I was just wondering if he was lying or not.

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cody
from perth,WA

hey kev

Your a Fucking legend!!!

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graham (grazza)
from NorwellQldcuntrygoldcoastyafuckindopeyfucksLOL

HEY KEV,
Wishing u all the best for xmas and BALLTASTIC 2009 YAH FUCKIN LEDGEND!! hope everything nice comes ya way and that barrack obama strips off for a tan n the fuckin newspapers in new york go apeshit fukin woopey doo theyre just jealous hehehehe so yeah mate all the best for chrissy and new years… see ya around town when ya around town LOL … (chukka brown eye for all them dickheads that take life to seriously hehehe) (_!_) GRAZ!

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Jo & Paul
from Portsmouth,Hants,UK

We absolutely love you Kev, have just booked tickets to see you in October in Folkestone - can’t wait for it, we know you won’t disappoint!!!!

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marie
from ireland

hi kev, are you you touring ireland in 2009. see lots of dates for uk, love your music, hope to hear you in ireland soon

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Russell
from Townsville

Hey Hev,
When you coming to Townsville? Would love to see ya..

Cheers

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susan
from hampshire6hort

deaar kevin,remembering meeting you at Southampton still have the plectron you gave me you were so interested as I had not long had major heart surgery. Ihave been to Aus twice since then I have a sister in NSW and one in Queensland. what a wonderful time I had. saveing hard to go again. Never stop beung funny, Happy Christmas to you and yours, love Sue

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Phoebie
from candaa

G’day Kev, just wondering if you plan on doing another concert in canada? edmonton would be great.
ive tuned tons of people onto you, and met tons who love you. Would be a great show

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Karen
from Scotland

Hey i have noticed that u have a couple of uk tour dates…………. All down in England, Wot bout us Scots Kev? come on mate come c us. xxxxxxxxx

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Will
from LasVegas,NV,USA

I was just introduced to your music through, of all places, a link to a you tube clip on a biker site (thehorsebc.com). Spent a good half hour listening to your music. I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself. Plan to send for a CD shortly, probably the Christmas CD. Keep up the good work, the world needs more anti-pc humor. (By the way, my motorcycle helmet has a DILLIGAF sticker on the front.

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Maps & Joey

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Fuckin beauty mate. Saw your concert in Renmark SA. Fuckin spewin you didn’t do Don’t touch ya sister shes mine but I Loved the show & it was great to finally see an Aussie icon that we grew up listening to in the flesh.
Jennnnnny, FUCKIN LEDGEND. That unit of a daughter of yours is a chip of the old block mate.
Keep doin what ya doin cause
Aussie Aussie Aussie, fuckin beaty mate.
From your loyal fans Maps & Joey

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chris
from newcastleaustralia

hey kev ya fucking legend are u going to tour newcastle in 2009 i would really love to see your show last time u were in area i couldnt go due to age issues

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mick clinton
from pinjarra

Hey Kev, third year in a row i’ve attended the kev klassic at secret harbour for the make a wish…Your a f@#kin legend mate, luv ya.
This year had the privilege of sitting with your beautiful wife, friends and family( inc crew) ( tell marg to chill out a bit, she got more pissed than me ) Its people like you that make me want do so much more…….You can slap a fine on me any day……Cheers mate. Mick Clinton, Vido’s turf supplies.

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Phil
from NewZealand

Hey Mate How are you you funny cunt. When are you coming back to NZ mate cause my family really luv ur shit. You are a funny cunt and really would luv to to see your shows if you played in NZ like Palmerston North again. Please e-mail me mate pretty please .

From 1 of your favourite fans Phil

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Bill
from Melbourne

hey Kev! how you gon’ mate?

my mum scored me a copy of ya karaoke DVD today as an early Krissy gift, and i am still singin’ along to it now, and the whole family had a good time and a big laugh with it today!
that was a really clever and fun idea to do for your fans,you fair dinkum champion!

by the way, just wondering when you might be coming down south to Melbourne for another gig? i hope soon, because i will be the 1st to get a ticket, and if i bring 1 of my original L.P copy of of early albums, id love an autograph1

cheers man, and all the best!

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JA n Karyn
from GoldenGroveSth.Aust.

Had a wicked time with everyone. Enjoyed helping Daz n Braden for the last three shows and would
do it again in a heartbeat. You’ve got two great guys with them, and I enjoyed their company.
Jack n Bindon from Bordertown send their best wishes to all.

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sarah
from portpirie,soyhaustralia

Just came back from your live show and I must say you still have what it takes. I have listened to your cd’s for years and I still love your songs and the character you are. I really enjoyed the show. My checks are sore from laughing but its all worth the pain. I hope you wont give it up soon as we will truly miss ya heaps. Keep up the good work and PLEASE PLEASE come back to us again. I cant wait to listen to what you bring out next. Your the best kev

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mark
from canterbury

Kev not happy as you have not been in the kent area this year one of the boys wants to see u as some of the song are about him lol. i will get the lads and babes to come so get over here ASAP missing nigel o and u kev

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todd waldie
from adelaide

Bloody missed out on the KBW tour…….
I live in the deep south of Adelaide and just found out from a friend who lives in Bordertown S.A. that KBW was touring….
I straight away went to the tour dates on the website and found out the KBW will be close ( well 68 km’s away ) for one show only, so I call the hotel ( Clover Crest ) at 11pm Adelaide time only to find out that the show was booked out weeks ago….

Before I phoned the pub I called all of my friends ( mostly women ) and told them about the tour. Everyone told me to get tickets for them as they were more drunk than I am, but to no prevail, I had to call them all back with the bad news, I even had friends as far away as Queensland willing to book a plane ticket at the drop of a hat to be there….

My friends mum is 55 years old and loves KBW soo much that everything has a punchline when she chats, of course there is a story behind every line…..

The next show in S.A. is in Kadina but my missus has to work the next day so therefor I am not allowed to grab me mates and Fark off for a couple of days…. and that show would undoubtfully be booked out aswell.

I am 33 years old and have been listening to Kev when I was a youngster living on the farm at a place called Wirrula, not to sure bout the bloody spelling cause I am drinking but it my grand-father owened the pub up there and we also have the best shacks at Smokey Bay just 40 miles away ( it is the last town befor you get to Ceduna if coming from Pt Augusta )

Could you please notify me if Kev is going to be touring in some cities or even S.A again so I can get all me mates together and make plans, I hope this e-mail is going to the right place….

If touring Adelaide again, a really good venue down to the south is South Adelaide Football Club, it is huge and I am damn sure it would get booked out aswell, but please e-mail me in advance so I have heads up to try to get at least 60 tickets for me and my mates ‘oh and one for the missus’

thankyou for your time, and if you fell the need to contact me I am availible anytime……..

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Ronan
from Ireland

G’DAY KEV.
WHEN YOU COMING BACK TO IRELAND? HAV’NT HAD A CHANCE TO SEE YOU LIVE YET BUT HAVE ALL YOUR CDs.

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Sue Hicks aka Sillysue
from AdelaideSA

G’Day me idol afta years of being a great fan i’m finaly going to see you n Jenny @ clovercrest 19th can’t wait ill b tha old loud mouth 4′9 midget jumping up n down to see over peoples heads seeing you n Jenny is just as great to me as winning tattslotto!!!
Cheers n beers, SillySue

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Dean
from Norwichuk

Hi Kev any plans for a gig at Norwich?

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Emily Russell
from Maryborough,QLD

Hey Kevin,
Me and my hubby love your songs. Was just wondering if you’d consider coming to Maryborough QLD sometime soon? I’d love to meet ya and i know my hubby would LOVE me to death if i got tickets to see ya. anyways hope to hear that ur coming to town. cheers mate,
Emily Russell

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paul bearley
from basingstokeuk

kev youre a fucking legend when are you touring in the uk next mate never been able to see you live been listening to youre cds for years have a good un kev
many thanks for years of entertainment
thanks paul from basingstoke

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Karrie
from Haggis-landScotland

Howdy Kev,

I have been reading through your comments and realised that most are from folks here in the uk. Now i’m not a fucking genius but doing calculations, coming here 2 do a tour would be a great wee earner 4 u, and make lots ‘n’ lots of us Brits very happy. Come on Kev, u know u want 2. Also hows about doing a wee song 4 us Jocks in Frocks????

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Karen
from BonnieScotland

Hey Kev, I want 2 thank u, as i met a great fella over a year ago and we were both a bit shy….. we had both just come out of shitty relationships. Anyway after making tits of ourselves trying 2 chat each other up we got round 2 talking bout u….. we realised that we both thought u were a fucking star!!!!! it was the ice breaker, he had dvd’s i never and vice versa and of course made arrangements 2 meet up and swap (get our leg over) anyway still 2gether a year on. He is currently in Afganistan for 6 months and i keep checking for your next UK tour dates as i would love 2 take him 2 one of your shows when he returns back from his tour of duty….. poor sods gonna need some cheering up. XXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Leonie
from devonportTas

Kev
What a fuckin good night in Devonport Tassie 2008 as for you daughter she got the cunts in place and fuckin in the right place as well thank you both for a fuckin cunt of a night my 4 year old daughter loves the fuckin cat’s back song as she always falling over Ha Ha YOU FUCKIN LEGEND KEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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leanne
from essex,uk

when r u bk in UK? we r all waiting to c u

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eoghan
from ireland

g’day kev !!

i’ve loved your songs for years and i’ve paid for the fuckin carpets in your house i’d say with the amount of times i’ve bloody been to see ya in concert !!

enjoyed every second though so just wanted to say a big thank you from all in ireland - you’re a legend over here as you probably know !!!

hope to see ya back here soon but to be honest ……………………. DILLIGAF !!!!!!

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Nigel
from UK

Heard you for the first time today and love your tunes ! do you have any plans for a British tour ?

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Vicki
from Australia

Hi, When are you coming back to Townsville again. I have only seen your act once but thought it was great, love to see you again in Townsville soon.

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STUZ
from Taz

Hi kev love your work,sorry you aint coming to launceston on your tazzie tour .Was looking forward to showing you the tat on my arm of your best saying (DILLIDAF). hope to see you soon

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ainsley.campbell@bigpond.com
from Kalgoorlie

Dear Kev,

Congratulations on the great Andrew Denton interview. I have never heard the two words “Fuck em ” expressed with so much honesty and meaning. I think your a bloody ripper mate because not only are you a funny bastard you are a clever, honest very friendly bastard as well. With so many people in the world with there heads stuck up there arse it great to know there are still bastards like you taking the piss. I willl never forget the look on Dentons face as you cranked up Diligaf, priceless.

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christina
from uk

loving your songs i hope yuo are touring the uk again cause my partner loves your music and he has not seen you live yet but i have seen you twice and you are brillient keep up the good work you rule. xxxxx

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Gary
from Glasgow

You said something the first time I saw your concert live. “you will always remember the first time you heard my songs” So true.

Hiding under my friends bed with a tape player with a KBW tape stolen from my parents, listening to Santa Claus. Been a huge fan since then. Aged 8!

I say get back to scotland, really want another live rendition of NIIIIGEEEEEEL…..Fooking legend!

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cameron heidelauf
from bendigovictoria

hi kev cameron heidelauf hear i just wondering when are you coming to bendigo victoria could you please send me a email thanks from best pal cameron heidelauf

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Roylie
from Kalgoorlie

Hey Kev,

Just wanted to say you’re bloody awesome oh and that many years ago you taught my aunty how to play guitar when she went to school. Small world huh?!
Well keep it easy mate, hope to see you back in Kal soon mate.
Cheers
Roylie

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luke adams
from sheffield

kev, get your hairy arse back on tour in the uk, u absalout cunt!

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Tim
from sydney

How about this Kev, Hey there georgie girl, can i give your clit a swirl, slide my tongue across the pearl, to get to the hidden treasure, have a nice day

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BJ
from Forster/Laurieton

Hey Kev, where’s me fuckin’ bike? Just thought I’d say howdy, we were camping out next door in Laurieton, we had little Jackson. Shame I couldn’t go to your gig this time with family members getting married and shit. It was good to meet ya, however brief it was. If you come back around I won’t miss your show next time. Take it easy.

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Ken
from London

Kev ur a fucking legand keep it going stud long may you rain we miss you in the uk do another tour with jenny fucking talia

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jess french
from hertfordshire,unitedkingdom

hi, when is the next u.k tour????? cheers jess

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Bazza
from Cologne,Germany

Mate, seen ya years ago at the orchard theatre in Dartford, uk. Fuckin’ LEGENDARY! I now live in Germany and believe me, we have a MASSIVE ex-pat community here in Cologne and any European or Uk tour should include us! Keep going big fella!!!

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Phil Turner
from Canberra

Keviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!……………………..You Fuckin Legend!
God damn right you are mate!

Just saw you in canberra live for the first time, been a fan since I saw let loose live in london as a young bloke.
It was better than I thought it would be, and I had high expectations mate. Cheers for the politicaly
correct free zone, thanx for still goin after all these years. I have plenty more praises for you………………….but
you don’t look like you give a fuck! Cheers…………… you fuckin legend

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rebecca hodge
from bournemouth

hi Kevin hope u are ok when are u next in Bournemouth
i would love 2 see your show once again

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Joe
from Hobart

Hello Kevin. I whent to you show in Broom about 4 years ago. I was new here down under and love’d your show and you where the first person to welcome me in the Big outback (Australia), well 4 years on and I am now allmost an ozzy. When are you coming to Hobart….? Your Friend Joe.

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REBECCA CLARE
from BOLTONUK

WHEN YOU TOURING BACK IN UK? SAW YOU IN BOLTON LAST YEAR AND SOUTHPORT YEAR B4, BOTH BLOODY GOOD NIGHTS, CANT WAIT TILL NEXT TIME, WHEN NEXT ALBUM OR ANY NEW STUFF DUE OUT? KEEP THE LAUGHS COMING.

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Steve & Tracey
from Belfast

Get ur bum to Belfast!! U havent been for 2 years we had to travel to Ayr to see u last year!! lol!!

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mark gibbons
from essex,england

HI KEV,ITS ANOTHER POM HERE,JUST TO SAY THANKS FOR YOUR INSPIRATION THROUGH LIFE.AS A TRIBUTE WE HAVE NAMED OUR RACE TEAM AND RACE CAR AFTER YOU,DILLIGAF RACING.WE RACE EVERYTHING FROM MILK FLOATS TO FERRARIS AND HAVE NOT BEEN BEATEN YET.CAN WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO ADVERTISE YOUR WEBSITE ON THE CAR TO RACE AT BRANDS HATCH ON AMETEUR DAY.FEEL FREE TO COME ALONG NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN ENGLAND FROM THE NUTTY POM MARK.

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carl healey
from manchesterengland

hiya all at kev fm. its the first time ive listened to this radio station and i think its the best it heard. keep it up all.
by the way when is kev back in manchester england, cant wait to see him again, and e should set hhes next dvd in manchester. keep safe. carl “bloody” healey. UK

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john n faybe
from dubbo

hi kev it is john n faybe we went to the dubbo show and we had a lot of fun at it and i hope u r cuming to dubbo again soon

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tony winnett
from england

Hi kev when are you back in the uk saw you in stevenage 2007 monster of a night cant wait to see you again you fucking funny ledgend till then i will make do with cds & dvds best wishesate

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Emma
from Deal,England

Hey Kev, We saw you a few years back at the Leas Cliff Hall, Folkestone, England! It was by far the best concert I’ve ever been to! When will you be back down this way next - would love to see you again plus I want to bring my Mum and Dad this time!! ) Hope to hear from you soon! Emma x

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iain
from glasgow

kev you doin glasgow this year ,the misses and me would hate too miss you all the best iain

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kev
from Canada

Hey Kev,
When are you coming back to Canada. New laws passed that allow you to say CUNT here now.
Love to see you back soon.
Kev - from Canada

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ducky
from yeppoon

hey kev im a 14 year old person and i think you and your wacky little songs are great espesualy when you make some bulshit up about songs and just make remixes on them there all just awsome

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Davie
from PortHedland

Kev, You proved us wrong, Thoroughly enjoyed the show on Friday night and you played livin next door to Alan !!! Nice to see you in your own back yard and meet you again after the show, the kids love their hats !!

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Sue
from KalgoorlieWA

Hi Kev
Saw ads for your show in North West WA on GWN TV channel, got excited so looked up this website to see when you are coming to Kalgoorlie. Sad so say you are not. Please include us in your next visit to WA.

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MARK
from ENGLAND

WHEN U BRINGING THE SHOW TO ENGLAND? DONT WAIT TO LONG, WE CANT WAIT!!

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Nigel
from UK

Kev.. get your arse back over here in the uk m8…! Seen you a few times since you hired that car off me back in 1990somethin… you were at the Derngate Northampton that time but I did travel a few miles after that date to see you (4times exactly)

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chris
from sydney

hey kev,
let me start by saying i love your songs’n'things and you are the fucking best mate. my next door neighbour just got me hooked and it turns out that mum has been hooked on your music for 20 years. my neighbour hasd meet you in the flesh and has ’bout every dvd you have made. let me finish off by saying that your awesome and, dilligaf.

cheers,
chris z

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james Peter
from Adelaide

hey kev i love you 20 years of kev cd i listin to it every day and sing along to all your songs and at work my boss and i always sing your songs and we here you coming to murry bridge but dont know the date hey could let me know please thanks james my favorite song is the kid he swears a bit a good song hey! Cheers you rock james.

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sonjia
from EnglandUK

Hey Kev, you nutter… how come no dates in your tour for England??? Would very much enjoy and evening listening to your funky little ditties, with a bit of healthy heckling thrown in for good measure!!!

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Davie
from PortHedland

Kev, looking forward to your new show when you come to Hedland, The wife reckons you wont have the bottle to play Livin next door to Alan when your up here, and if you play it the first night you wont play it the second !!! which is a shame as we have tickets for the second night !! and it’s the funniest song ever !!

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John Reid
from Luton,UK

Hi Kev,

Are you gonna tour the UK this year?

We try to catch you at Stevenage every year, but missed you in 2007, so let us know when you are coming back.

Cheers,

John & Claire

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christopher
from bolton,england

hey kev, love your music , I have heard roy chubby brown and and I have yours but I prefer yours. Would like to see you live if ever you can get back into this country agaain. I like hereing your songs when Iam in the car lisening to your songs on cd and your jokes
good luck for the future if you are aloud in this country.

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Dexter Tangocci
from CapeTown,SouthAfrica

KEVIN!! FUCKEN LEGEND!!

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! Hope to see you back in South Africa soon!

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graham simon
from capetownsouthafrica

Saw your show last night in Cape Town. FANTASTIC. Best laugh and sing along in years. Only one problem-why only ONE show in Cape Town. I would have gone to every show if there had been more. Dont wait another 11 years to return. Kevin you fucking legend.

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kerri
from PortElizabethSouthAfrica

When to the show last night 19/08/08 in Port Elizabeth South Africa, it was a fantastic show and i enjoyed it so much. Dont be a stranger and only come back after another 11 years come back sooner.

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Ray Turner
from JoburgSouthAfrica

Hey Kev. Fucking good show here in Joburg. The Car is now full of DILLIGAF decals. Hope to be living in Brisbane soon will catch you there. You brought up “police inteligence” and ” fun run” here is a new one I saw on a sign ” STEAL FOR SALE” yes it was spelt wrong.
Your big fucking fan
Ray

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Aaron
from Midland,TX,USA

Kev, please come to Texas….after listening for 14 years, I’ve yet to see you live!!!!

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Davie B
from PortHedlandformerlyDumfries

Kev,
Enjoyed your shows in Glasgow, and looking forward to seeing you again next month in Hedland, two days in hedland your a brave man !!! most folks dont stay that long even if they have jobs here !! take it easy yer a F**cking Legend

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Damien
from Johannesburg-SouthAfrica

KEV, mate one of the most entertaining shows and FUCKING Great live performances I have every been to. You blew the roof off the big top on Saturday (16/08/08) night. Great show and thank you for you time to sign our shirts.

Damien – THE D in the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Brigade!!

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Stuart
from JHBSA

Hey Kev
Thanks for the awsome show you put on in JHB, you are one hell of a fuckin legend here, even bigger than Nigel!
Good on you mate, sure you will come back to or shores again soon,hopefully not another 10 years though?
Cheers
Stuart

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kevin
from johannesburg-carnivalcity

Hi Kev. Cant wait to see you at Carnival City, Johannesburg on 16 August. I’ll be in the front row.
Regards,
Kevin McLellan

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Stevo
from JerrabomberraACT

Kev mate, u needa come do a live show at ACT…… let us know what goes on, guarantee it’ll be sold out within weeks…..

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Chris
from Wollongong

Hey Kev,
Your Show At The army Base Was Fucking awesome it was also good to come up and meet you
and get a signed cd Would be good to hear back from you!
Anyway Thanks for the laughs. i think u take over from nigel from being a fucking legend hehe
peace mate
Chriso,

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mark
from barnsleyengland

hi kev ya cunt when ya next in uk ?

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ben
from wales

heya kev when are you next in england on tour thanks ben

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terry shepherd
from newmanwesternaustralia

hey kevin just wondering if u have ever done a live show in newman? yes it is a shithole lol and if u havnt m8 u gotta come up and give us poor town folk sumthin to fuking laugh about. cause all there is to do up here is drink piss and work. and if ever come up here make sure u stay at the newman hotel ill get the boss to look afta ya. plus i want to c u live never had the chance since i turned 18 which was 3 years ago lol any way catch ya around.

ps your a fuckin legend

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janet
from sydney

kevin,
my mom and dad are coming to oz at xmas,any tours arranged around then,dad thinks your a funny bastard and mom thinks your language is awful.id love to treat them to a night out over christmas and itd be priceless to see moms face while dad sings along with you. dad brought a cassette tape of you back from london about 13 years ago but ive since updated him with all of your cds.
janet

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nuffz
from England

hey mayte fuckin love it
when are you next in england me n the old man is gunna come and see ya (if i look 18 then ) >.)
G’day mate

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gaylyn
from southafrica

i stay in sunny south africa and would love to know when you are coming this end, my mom saw you live in aus in 2007 and bougth your dvds home and i really want to see you live the dvds are great!!! i just love you stuff and its so funny….
pelase please please come to SA soon!!!
P.S my mom is forever tellin me DILLIGAF

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Faye Matheson
from Scotland/Australia

I first heard Keving in Scotland got one of your dvd’s I now live out here in Oz an would love to see you live when you next in Victoria? You the dogs balloks!

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Mark
from KingsLynn

We went to see you a few years back over the last two gigs that you did at Kings Lynn, England. It would be great to see you back…Any plans for this in the not so distant future. Best nights out so far.. You are a legend

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Debbo
from Flimwell,NrTheEndofTheWorld

Oh Kev, you are a breath of fresh air, I wish I was your neighbour!! Your daughter is brill too. I always support you and Jenny Talia in the UK, will you be going back to Hastings? My only claim to fame is farting in the bath and making the next-door Dogs bark!! New names for girl and boy Doo-Dah’s: His-”Porridge Gun.” Her’s-”Fur Burger.” That’s what we call ‘em. My dream is to meet you one day, all my love to you and your family, Debbo and Jed the 3 legged Cat xx

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Trace
from Melb

Hey Kev

When ya heading back to Melb!! I wanna bring the parents to see you, reckon it would be a good laugh!

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Adam Spencer
from Bundaberg,Qld.OZ

KEV IS A FUCKIN’ LEGEND!!! NIGEL IS A FUCKIN’ LEGEND!!! JENNY IS A LEGEND!!!
Keep up the great fucking work mate. It’s bastards like you that keeps cunts like me from going insane!

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Greg
from Townsville

Just got home from the show in Townsville, it was fucking awesome.
Kev is definitely a FUCKIN LEGEND. Keep up the good work mate.
Thanks for a Good Night Out. Kev, Jenny and the krew did a fuckin top job.

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flaz
from liverpoolengland

kev tried to read your,e E mails
and realised how many you,ve got
so the chances of me getting a reply is fuck all
so fuck you you twisted prick
how ever funny you are

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Luke Clewett
from LightningRidge

Kevin Bloody Wilson you rock i have seen your show a few times at various locations in newcastle i have just moved to lightning ridge nsw and i think you should come do a show out here so i can see you again, i know you would be a big hit our here because your so funny, hopefully you will consider this haha thanks

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ryan bowden
from england

Hi kev,
you should put your song on we7.com thier free to us but u still get paided so everyone wins.
i will look forward to see ur songs on we7.com

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simon bloody archer
from southamptonuk

kev u really need to put your songs on a karaoke cdg as i love karaoke and want to sing your songs while i’m out drunk in a pub somewhere
simon

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Michael J. Scarz
from Manhattan

C’mon. No U.S. dates at all? I’d be there with a friend or more.
Can you tell me I’m the only one?
Here’s to ya ya wonderfully weird freak,
Hopin’ ye make it stateside;
Scarz

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dave
from englandstoke-on-trent

hi me and my friends where wondering if would come to england stoke-on-trent area as we watched your dvd and thought it was fantastic. we would definatley pay to come and see you. many thanks dave.

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richard
from Limerick,Ireland

wel kev!
i went to ur show in limerick in dec 2006 and it was fuckin great ur a legend,when r u comin bak to ireland,limerick im mad to c u in concert again,plz kev let us know when u bak in ireland,DILLIGAF

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Adam Schefe
from Roma,Queensland

I’ve been waiting so long to get to one of your shows kev and i would love to have a beer with ya, u fuckin legend
love ya heaps

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john
from cowshitfarmsheriffhuttonyorkengland

HI KEV ME AND ME ROOFING MATES RECKON YOU SHOULD GO FOR UK S NEXT PRIME MINISTER AND SORT ALL THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BOLLOX OUT , KEV UP FRONT SAYING WHAT THE MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY S THINKING BUT SHIT SCARED TO SAY . TELL THE CUNTS IN PARLIAMENT TO WIND THEIR NECKS AND GET A DOSE OF KEV HUMOUR ,THEN BRITAIN COULD BE GREAT AGAIN , LET US KNOW WHEN YOUR TOURING THE UK NEXT AND BRING NIGEL SO WE CAN SEE 2 FUCKIN LEGENDS FANBLOODYTASTIC KEEP THE SONGS COMIN AND ALL THE BEST MATE JOHN,SUE,BOB,ROXY,STUBBER,SAUSAGE FINGERS,POPEYE,PIGSNOT AND JOHN THE CUNT CHEERS

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Dave Kaufman
from Germany

Kev - How do you fancy boosting the moral of troops in Iraq and Afghanistan? Fuck the US Army and the Bush dictatorship, we Need the Bloody Wilson to cheer-up the Fuckin Winging Pommes and Aussie B’stards based over there!!
Will be in touch soon to check your availability in both locations.
You are a legend from my early teens to the drowing out of the wails of my wife giving birth!!

Dave

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mathew dumbell
from prestonuk

hi kev im mat and in in the british army. i had to come back off tour due to injury but i took a few cd’s of ur songs and jokes with me. apart from keeping me smileing your name has spread around the medics in afghanistan and a lot of people have adopted the attitude of DILLIGAF. so thanks for bringing morale and laughter to me and my workmates. i look forward to listening and watching some new stuff. cheers mate ur better than any british comedian ever……. mat

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Simon
from HighWycombe

Kev ur the best been to see you four times gets better every time.Hope you are comeing to England again this year 2008 Please can you have more shows in the UK and maybe do a recording in the UK as it ages since Live in London.Hope to catch you soon.By the way me explainigg DILLIGAF to some workmates got me into trouble but then again DILLIGAF says it all.No sense of humour some people.
Simon
HIGH WYCOMBE UK

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yvonne
from perth

Hey Kev,
saw ur girl at the kwinana pub last Friday night. You got a good retirement fund going there mate. Now its time for you to get ur ass into gear and do some shows around Perth. Be there with bells on mate. You and Jenny should do a show together.
Von ps get your tour dates up on screen……….

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Daniel C.
from WashingtonStateU.S.

Hey,
Hard to get your music out this way love to hear more of you. You really make me laugh. Been hooked since 15 when an uncle gave me a tape of your music after a visit there. Been there 3 times since that gathered all the albums i could. Need to get the rest but can’t find a distributor in U.S. some place i can go or will this sight send to U.S. Also need to make your rounds this way love to see you live. Have a great one….

Danno

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alan mulligan
from meathireland

hey kev love all your stuff just wondern me and the other half would love to c ya next time your in ireland (dublin)
so if ther is any chance could u let us know next time your about cheers KEEP UP D GOOD WORK LEGEND

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Kieran
from Adelaide

u gota come to adelaide mate i have been dying to see you in action for years and yeah hope to c u soon

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Cameron
from BegaNSW

hey kev when ya cummin to bega you cunt come quick

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Jordyn
from tasmaniagutters

Heya kev, You fucking rule. you should come down to tasmania soon,

You rule

Jordyn

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Josh
from London

Kev when ya coming to london wanna see you live

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maggot
from centralcoast

well what can i say KEV that u havent all ready said. mate your songs rule..how about u write a song about tennis players,they’re a FUCKED UP BUNCH. keviiiiiiiiiiiiiin FUCKIN LEGEND. keep it up champ.

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darren
from hobarttas

hi do u have nashvlle trash avalive to buy as it not on your website. thanks darren

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Sarra Louise Jahanpour
from birminghaminthewestmidlands

hello Kev
I think ur great and when are u coming back to Birimngham in the u.k because i would love to come a see you live i think ur songs u write are wicked.

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pauline
from london,england

hi kev i think you are great. i started listening to you cause my mum and dad did and since then i hav’nt stopped. i love it when u come to England. i’ve seen you 4 times. keep up the dirty work hope to c u again soon. x

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Big Rod
from Wales,UK

Hey Kev.
Miss ya already, Enjoy being back home. Myself and a lot of other fans look forward to your next tour. Also looking forward to the studio version of Can`t say Cunt in Canada with the finsihed verses. Love to Jenny.
ps. Tell Kracka hardy to play “I knew the bride” for Rod from Wales who recently got married!
cheers mush. x x

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angela
from nundlensw

my son named his dog after dilligaf because i am sorry to say i let he listen to your songs when he was young now 16years he wants to come and see you live

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SteVeO
from Adelaide

kev ya bloody cunt, keep it up

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CHRISTINE
from UK

HI KEV YOU WROTE A SONG ABOUT A WOMAN WITH DICK ON HER MIND ALL THE TIME .
BUT CAN YOU WRITE A SONG ABOUT A MAN WITH PUSSY ON HIS MIND ALL THE TIME THANK S CHRISTINE

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FILFY FROSTY
from NSW

MATE,yer a deadset fairdinkum fucking Ozzy legend.Have you ever done gigs with Rodney Rude.That’d be fucking awsome.Both of you dirty cunts ripping up a storm of filfy funnies,fuck me dead KEV,if I never saw another show I’d die the happiest old cunt in OZ! I saw ya do a gig at the Byron Bay Rissole years ago and that was a fucking ripper gig mate.
eerz cheerz ya dirty cunt !!! SEE YA, from, FILFY FROSTY.

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vince
from scotland

you are a legend mate

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Judy
from Perth

Hi Kev,
My husband John Alvaro (Diablo) was tragically killed on 29/08/2007 when he stopped to help out a car accident. On behalf of my 2 little boys and myself I would like to say a huge thankyou to you for donating your time and all the generous crew that came to the Benefit Night. I got myself out of the financial poop (cos the Bank didn’t give a rats…)and was touched to know so many people care, Diablo would have been stoked. I hope that everyone out there can hug their loved ones a little more and a little longer, because everytime they walk out the door might be their last, you just never know. I really miss my husband, but I am so proud of him and the way he honoured us in life and death. It’s going to be a hard road for me and my little lads, but at least now I have the strength to get up when things get hard. Cheers Buddy.

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shaunna
from QLDAustralia

Oi, I know you wont answer me and if I were you I wouldn’t either lol, So, when will we get to see you in Ipswich or Brisbane…..CHEERS SHAUNNA

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jason millar
from yass

g’day kev i love your songs i was just wondering when or are you planning to do a show in yass

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sherrie
from adelaide

hi kevin bloody wilson me and my mates think you are fucking good. my boyfriend is called nigel and my mate is paul they both like your songs. i also do to. i wont to know when u are coming to perth again i know u did it once before can u do it agian if so please email me i would like both of my mates to go. thank you from sherrie

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Vin Man
from RedDeerAlberta

What The Hay, I have been a Fan for a Dozen Years, Bought all the CDs and Vids,
Still No Show in Canada That I have ben Aware of, ya ned to get here afore I Die already!!!!!
Come on to Alberta Western Canada, Best Smoke, DrinK and Quimm North of the US Border
I will Drag every lazy ass smuck I know to your Show if come here

Happy New Years to All of You Bad Bastards
Cheers

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Brian McDonald
from KentEnglandUK

i wish to know when you are coming to my area to do a show as i wish to purchase tickets early x love ya mate great bloke hope your sheilas ok take care see ya soon

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Davie B
from Dumfries,Scotland

Kev, Seen your show several times in Glasgow and its the dogs bollocks !! but will sadly miss it this year as we’re migrating to WA in January, Merry Xmas, All the best for the new year hope your tour will be coming somewhere near Rockingham as it would be great to see you in your own back yard !!

regards

Davie !!

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matt cooper
from germany

kev.
when are you going to come and do a show for your fans in the forces, in germany

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kelly
from darwin

hey kev,

when do you think you would be able to come up to darwin and do a show?
my mum has seen you twice in albury,so please come to darwin and see us !!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy Gann
from Mordialloc,Victoria

I Really Loves all your song’s I really enjoyed to listened all your album. Chuck a fuckin brown eye you are very good comedians im Austraila
ps please come back very soon, by the way have you been South Austraila if you do say G’Day to my Twin Brother

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Dennis Steinhilber
from Illinois

Hey Kevin a friend of mine sent me one of your files (missing you) about a month after my divorce. At the time i did not know what to say or how to say it and you vidoe said it all. Thanks and keep up the good work Dennis.

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Aaron Farndale
from Adelaide

hey kev !!! you bloody legend i have a good question

are you going to make another christmas album because KEVS KRISTMAS is my personal favourite

(if you are when do u plan to)

see ya later mate

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Mieka
from Melbourne

You fuckin Beauty!! What an unreal night!! It was awesome to feel like an aussie in a place full of black ned kelly’s here in Vic!! U are brilliant!!

And I just love that gal of yours.. Jen … so need more info on ur tours.. wanna see you do a full show too.. u are fuckin great!!Hope u get back to ya kiddies soon.. I am sure u’ll have many a great joke about the joys of little ones!! lol. I hear ya!
ok Thanks again Kev and Jen for letting us laugh our asses off! Hubby and I had a fantastic night out!

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Terry
from CalgaryAlberta

when the fuck are you gonna do a tour of canada you cunt. There are fans out this way you know, if you dont come out here you can shove it up ur arse.

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Bernie Copal
from Melbourne

G’day, can’t remember when I have laughed so much my face hurt. A special thanks to Mike and Hollywood for making us so welcome. Hope to catch up with you all in Perth with PK and Lovie.Thanks again for a great night.
Bernie & Julie

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James
from Kingsville

Hey Kev,
Saw your show last night (Crown) was the 1st time I’ve seen u live. You were totally awesome and i enjoyed the whole show. Your daughter (sorry forgot her name) was awesome as well. The waxing routine was funny as. Anyway can’t wait to see you again.

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Søs alias MamaBiscuit
from Denmark

Hi Kev when are you coming to Denmark?
Looking for you on your tour guide!!!
So what are you waiting for??? Come to Denmark!!!

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stella azzopardi
from london

If you need a lift listen to kev the greatest

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Amanda
from CalgaryCanada

When the hell are you coming back to Canada???

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Bjarne Larsen
from Denmark

Right. Finally knows where you live. So get your bum (I am being polite) to Denmark, and I will make sure that the five persons who knows just a little bit about you, will be there. And don’t dare to try to say my name. It’ll stick in your throat and the show will be canceled. How about this: make it a vacation, and you won’t be too expensive. Thank you for living.

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Tails
from Perth,WA

Kev, fuken luv ya tunes. Would like to see you again in Perth, get back here soon

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Alise
from Geraldton

1 day and 1 week to go till we get to see you!
So excited, bringing the whole family, even the in-laws to be.
Speaking of which, we would love for you to come to our wedding as a guest. Will give you the invite on the night
See you soon!!!

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kim
from HONGKONG

Hey… there are a lot of expats here in Hong Kong (and all around Asia I’m sure) who would love to see a live show - how bout a stopover en-route to the UK???

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Debbie
from RomaQld

Hey
When are you coming to do a show here? I have seen your shows before and I think that they are the funniest I have seen. Wouold love to see you in Roma.

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Dave Kirby
from Stockport,England

Kev,And Jennie,Thanks for a Great Night to remember,at the Plaza,Stockport,last Sunday,Your Both “F****N Legends!!
Come back soon!! All The Lads At The Alexandra,Edgeley.

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danny
from southendonsea

hi kev and jen , just want to say thanks so much for a great night out for me and my wife ,, we really needed that as we lost our daughter this year and we needed a good laugh , hope to see you again soon , be safe and good luck .lots of love dan and kate xxxxxx

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Jules
from EssexUk

Hiya Kev
Saw your show at southend cliffs two days ago (last show of uk tour 14 nov 2007) with my boyfriend Iain who travelled all the way down from Scotland just to see you . Brilliant show . loved every minute of it !! Jenny was fab too!! Thankyou both for a most excellent night , get yourselves back to the uk soon , your gonna be missed xx

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James Joyce
from HalsteadEngland

I came to see your last show of the tour last night, what can I say, fucking excellent!! (as usual!) Every year I go to the Isle of Man TT races you would go down a storm there especially if you hooked up with the purple helmets (look em up!)

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Emma
from Essex

Saw your show at the cliffs pavillion in southend,BLOODY brilliant! laughed all the way through! sad to hear you wont be back next year.keep up the good work! come back soon!!!!x

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anthony
from southendengland

Myself and wife went to see your show last night,it was fantastic,i would have paid anything to see you
LIFE long fan thank you very mutch for a good night!!!!!!!

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anita
from gordon,nsw,australia

hi Kev,
I was with my mum and sister at your Hornsby RSL show on Friday, August 3rd at table 6 in the front row. I was given a ticket as a birthday present- BLOODY FANTASTIC SHOW!!! You kept looking over at us because we knew all the words to your songs. Keep up the good work and PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE come back to Hornsby RSL soon!

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alex
from perthw.a

whats the song call when it says in it nothing like a fart

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helen
from england

hi helen from stockport , what can i say fantastic brill show , made me cry with laughter well done keep up the good work !!! x

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John
from StockportEngland

Just been to my first Kev show - AWESOME! Got all the cd’s but even they don’t do justice to the Live Kevin Bloody Wilson!
DILLIGAF !
Come back soon!

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colin pattinson
from newcastle,england

seen kev in concert at newcastle city hall england 8th november 2007. what a fantastic show, worth every penny. cheers kev for a fantastic nights entertainment……………..hurry back mate.
colin

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Wal
from grahamstown,SouthAfrica

Hey Kev

Big fan mate, been loving your songs and the bit of video clips that iv got my hands on so far, keen to see you live, what are the chances of you ever coming to s.a? youve got hundreds of fans over here, and a great political imballance you can have a dig at too!!!!

keep up the good stuff

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CJ
from GoldCoast

Hey - ya old bastard! When are ya coming back to the Gold Coast? Me and the boys miss ya.

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Born2bVile
from Manchester,UK

Coming to see you later today Kev. My missus is worried she might laugh her tits off again, I’ve promised to kiss them better (.)(.)xxxxxxx

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keith
from newcastle,england

saw you for the first time november 8th and just had to say what a fantastic night we had from the minute jenny came on stage right the way through to the end of your show. definately seeing you again next time around

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Lou
from NewcastleuponTyne

Saw the show Nov 8th. First time we’d seen you live (Kev virgins!!!) but certainly won’t be the last. Good to meet you afterwards - a real gent. Been to many shows & not a lot of entertainers would do that. Your daughter is brilliant too. Got to chat with her while my other half was waiting to meet you. Good on ya mate - see you next time!!!

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mark B
from daventry

Kevin, came up to York to see you and Jenny , what can I say , worth the 300 mile round trip !!
Top show , Fuckin Legend , Look fwd to seeing you guys again Top Night !! N I G E L …

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melissa
from londonUK

LOVE IT!!! your new album is awesome cant wait for your next tour!
my whole family think ur awesome give to us straight!
lool i have a “DILLIGAF” written on a t-shirt now!
you inspire us kev
see you soon!
xx

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Sam Buckley
from Leeds

Kev, you and your daughter were a breath of fresh air last night in York, it was wonderful to hear unpolitically correct songs and jokes. The Oz humour is nearly as sick as the British! Don’t leave it too long before returning to the UK, and make sure you come and see the Yorkshire Dilligafers. G’day to you all, safe journey home, xxxx

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derek

Hi kev it is paul dereks son i think u are brillant i know most of ur songs my mum and dad says ur show was amazing i am jealous hope to be able to see u soon for myself.:) p.s fuck for a living

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derek
from irvine

was at your show last sat it was fantastic. both of you were brilliant.my son can sing your songs word for word already and i only got the cd on sat you’d be proud of him. take care see you next time. cheers

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linda
from ayrshirescotland

Hi Kev was at your show last sat if was fantastic. bought your cd and my 12yr old son can sing it word for word already you’d be proud of him, he’s a big fan. cheers

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mark connolly
from dublin

hey Wilson when the fuck are you coming to ireland?

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yvonne
from perthwa

Hey Kev, saw u in Broome at the Roey last year mate and u were fuckin awesome. Cant wait for u to come to Perth and do some shows.

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Laurie
from Torquay

Was shattered I missed you Kev at “the rose” in Torquay recently, hopefully ya return soon .

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Mick McLaughlin
from Glasgow

Seen your show in Glasgow on Sunday. It was good to meet you in flesh, finally. I told you we were going to Oz next year ( the Brisbane area). It would be good to see you on home turf. I’ll keep an eye out for tour dates as I am now a KEVHEAD! You might find yourself a lonely man on stage soon because Jenny is really creating a storm of her own and will go on a world tour by herself soon! Either that or you will be her SUPPORT. AND I’LL BE THERE! Dawn my wife did’nt expect to see her and thought she was brilliant. So until the next time, See ya!

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Vince eade
from England

Hi Kev, Been a fan since `86, still got my original LP, its a bit scratched up now, a bit like me. coming to see you in Southend on the 13th. The third time, its also my mate Michelle Parkers birthday, so please sing her a song.
cheers mate.

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kayleigh
from portmouth

hey kevin, just want to thank you for the pics. it was great seeing u. can’t wait till your in the uk next. hope u remember me. x x x x x x

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terry
from edinburgh

Hi Kevin your show in Dunfermline was great but we are very disappointed that you are not coming to the Uk and Ireland next year.

terry

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scott
from w.a

just wondering when your coming to the south west of w.a and do you do concerts organised by locals in a communtiy

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andy day
from bedfordengland

saw your show 27/10/07 at stevanage,this is the third time i’ve seen you here and you just keep on gettin better.shame your not back untill 2009 but i bet this will be one ripper of show.Still got jenny to look forward to next year, she has to be the sexiest foul mouthed singer yet. Good on yer kev keep up the good work and chucka browneye for england!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dutchie
from Elst,theNetherlands

After having spend 23 months in Australia i’m back in the Netherlands now.Thank god I bought some KBW cds,listen to the cunts every day. Kev you are a true Ozzie legend. Hope to see you with a show in the Netherlands one day.Dutch fan.

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Teddy
from Carlow,Ireland

DUde, I’m a huge fan of yours, and was looking forward to your only Irish gig of the year, In Vicar St on the 17th Nov, 2007
Whats happened that it had to be cancelled, and how soon will you be back in Ireland?
C’mon on man, ONE gig one the entire island, and its cancelled????? Whats the story with that?????

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christine
from gympie

just wondering when you are touring queensland

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Robert
from TamworthAus

I put Dilligaf on my mobile phone so mates could hear what i go on about. Since then my 7yr old son has got his ears on it walks around singin it. He has even got his 11yr old brother chiming in on the chorus. Now he’s workin on NIGEL. He understands when not to sing it, but when he does he lets rip.
Keep em comin KEV

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Claire
from Dunfermline

Hey Kev!
Went To Yer Show The Night (30.10.07) In Dunfermline! Was Amazing!! Total Love Jenny Too!
Yooh Mentioned A Myspace But I Can’t Find It! Any Change Of Putting A Link Up!
Anyways, AMAZING Show!
Claire x

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Greg
from EastTilbury,England

Hi Kev,

Saw your show last night at Felixstowe with Jenny. Not the first time I’ve seen either you or Jenny, but it was brilliant show (probably the best yet).

It’s a shame you won’t be in England next year (and I’m sure you’ll already be thinking DILLIGAF) but let’s hope we’ll see you again in 2009.

Cheers,

Greg.

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rebecca purdy
from cornwallengland

Hello i saw you and your daughter in Truro had a blinding evening, we laid back in cornwall we do it drekly proper job, you done well taking the piss on stage love the cd’s and dilligaf plate i have to do a stand up comedian show for haloween and play records doing a couple funny songs that i have made with my banjo off to london as i have a job as a tv presenter and would love you to come to one of my shows one day so we can take the p**s on stage best regards becky x

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dave bartlett
from granthamuk

just been to ya karaoke kev tour in notts, fuckin awesome show mate, just wanted to say thanks for the autographs n stuff. i need to come again coz i was so pissed i cant rememba the fucking songs!!!!! the best thing about you is you dont have your head so far up your own arse to talk to your fans. much respect for ya man. FUCKING LEGEND!!!

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Emily and Ronny
from Dublin,R.O.I.

Hi Kev, we’re really disappointed that your gig in Vicar Street, Dublin has been cancelled this year. My girlfriend and I moved here 3 years ago and went to your Dublin gig the last two years. We bought tickets for this year’s show too and now it has been cancelled! What’s going on? How can we have a happy Christmas without having seen your show this year?

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kev
from mansfield

Hi Kev , saw your show in nottingham 25/10/07 , fuckin hilarious , see you again , all the best.

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Jocko
from Scotland

I first heard you in America years ago but my mate gave the tape away to a bird in the hope of getting off with her, it didn’t work. Great to hear your stuff again, keep up the good work mate.

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Troy and Deb Bemrose
from PicnicPointNSW

Hey Kev We saw you at Revesby Workers and you are a fucken legend we love you

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james
from darwin,nt

mate, what about a show up here in darwin??

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Bruce
from FremontOhioUSA

Gday Kev, I’m an Aussie expat now married and living in the US of A with my Yankee wife. Been here for 3 years now and havn’t been able to get your cds over here, so I just ordered Kevs Back, which has always been my fave, will be great to listen to it again, and I’m sure the yanks will get a laugh out of it too! Keep em laughing Kev.

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matt
from portsmouth

i come to see you show in portsmouth and you sind my mums 20 year old t’shire and you are the best mate cos you dont give a fuck and i have all your cds even the ones that ant out over here yet

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Andy
from Southampton

Kev, what can I say, have been coming see you now for about 5-6 years and I never get bored and never stop laughing.
So good to see ya again,
see ya next time around. FUCKIN LEGEND!

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Ben
from WestonSuperNightmare

Hey Kev cheers for the tickets the other week when you were in sunny weston super nightmare really enjoyed the show sorry we could’nt stick around for a chat it was mad busy! pop by for a haircut next time your in town
from Ben in Barber Beyond

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Samantha
from PORTSMOUTH

Hi Kev,
I dragged my mate to see you after years of being a fan myself, shes now a kevin bloody wilson fan to (and shes a social worker lol)
The show was amazing we laughted and I sang all evening much to the amazement of the large fella sat beside me (lol)

So just a note to say don’t ever give up this job coz FUCK the world would be a boring place with out you !!

Your an all round top bloke and your wife and daughter who where there as well where with out shadow of a doubt the best and funny woman around..

Also I was amazed how you hung around after to sign and pose for pics which was the icing on the cake for me.
So come back to Portsmouth soon take care mate best wishes to all the family
Sam

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Les Gwinnett
from GosportNRPortsmouth

Saw your show last night at the guildhall in Portsmouth very funny and amusing like it very much havent laugh for a long time you cant beat kevin himself livee also like Jennalia from australia keep it keviin look forward to see you again.

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andrew
from MARGATE

i came 2 see ur show on saterday in MARGATE u was fuckin brillant mate i will deffo get tickets next time u over tell me if i get this right “ur a fair dinkum fuckin legend” cheers mate

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Lisa n Ant
from IsleofWight

Hey Kev and Jenny saw you last night at Portsmouth and it was fucking excellent..read my lips the best gag in years. 1st time I have been to your concert and can’t wait to see you again. F U C K I N G legend mate!

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Bigtonyuk
from cornwall

YOU F***ING BEAUTY……..Went to the show at TRURO in CORNWALL UK,man it was awesome front row 6 along me and wife had best night ever,well nearly,lol.Awesome show,very funny,if you aint seen Kevin Wilson before WHY F***ING NOT.Brill show,keep up the good work Kev and family.

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matt
from portsmouth

aloooooooo kev i was at the portsmouth guildhall on sunday 21st october 2 see ya live 4 the first time wid me m8 n fort u was fuckin class love to see u down here again NIGEL FUCKIN LEGEND

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chelsea
from perth

hey
my brother loves ur music!:)
hes always singing it
but im only 11 so my parents dont like me listerming to ur music…

even my bunny nods his head to ur music lol

c ya,
chelsea

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wayne
from atthefuckincomputerofcourseinMargatelol

Hi Kev,

Just droppin by to say thanks for a blindin evenin!! tonight at winter gardens Margate (the place where all those bloody poles live), Your were on top form again just like you are as always!! your daughter was as funny as fuck!!! she had us in stitches!! must be good genes you’ve passed down there mate. Bought a couple of ya cd’s gonna have them blasting in the lorry next week, so if ya see a lorry out of control an the driver at the wheel pissin himself laughin its me!! thanks for signing both cd’s too mate much appreciated. next time your here i’ll make sure i get my picture taken with ya!

All the best mate for the rest of the tour for you an your daughter!! value for money as always

MargateMafia ( Wayne)

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Louise
from Ashford

Hey Kev and Jenny!

Saw you last night in Tunbridge Wells, was a brilliant show and haven’t laughed as hard for ages! You are probably laughing at us poms being stuffed in the rugby but hoo hum! I think you and Jen are brillinat, you both were nice and signed pictures and my other halfs cap. As you said last night when I asked for a kiss, you said you were doing the foreplay and he had to do the rest, it was the best root for a while lol! Hope you come back soon, I promised Jen I’ll see her next year when she tours!

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Steve Elvins
from Ireland

Kev!!!! Ya mad bastard
Ya Fucking Legend!!!!!!

Been to yer shows
Must say the show you did in Limerick in dec 2006 was brill except for the fact that 90 percent of the crowd were dry old wankers who would crack if they laughed!!!!!!!!!!

Love yer stuff Kev!!

Don,t ever stop!!!
If yer ever looking for a drinking partner in Ireland let me know mate!!!!!!

When ya coming back??????????????????????

We need more Kev to get through the Shit weather and our silly pack of Wankers we call all goverment.
Stupid bastards cant even take a back hander without getting caught”!!!!!!!!

Kev yer the man!!!!!

Steve

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dave sopp
from worthing

Saw kev and jenny last night, fucking rocked!!!!!great new songs especially the deep meaningful song about the little boy getting beaten!!!!!!!!Wanker!!!!!!! come back soon kev, and jenny sounds better with a voice like rod stuart!!!!!!

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phaudyb
from nireland

kev why no irish dates this year ? was looking forward to it seen you last november in belfast brilliant why not come back?

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dave sopp
from worthing

Going to see kev tonight!!!!!!! havent seen him since the dilligaf tour as i was away at her magestys!!!! cant wait to hear the new stuff and sing a long to the classics!!!!!

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Dave Moyle
from MiltonKeynes

well well, quality.
i’ve seen a few shows in the past including Lenny Henry, Lee Evans, and a few others, Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson tops the lot.
i was at Edmonton last friday and thought the show was hillarious. I’d heard a few songs before, but this was Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson virginity taken… and i thoroughly loved it!

NIGELLLLLL… Fucking Legend!

here’s one for free

Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff… … … … Boom Boom Chhh!

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Andrew

HI Kev,

come to see you at the Hexagon in Reading, had a great night as always and hope to see you again soon. Here’s a few jokes that you may enjoy:

Subject: FW: Rugby

- Police found the body of a dead man floating in the Tasman sea. The victim was wearing an All Blacks rugby shirt, stockings and suspenders, a blonde wig, red lipstick and mascara. Police removed the shirt to save his family any embarrassment

- What’s the difference between the All Blacks and a woman’s bra? Answer: Both have lots of support, but the All Blacks have no cup

- Rugby programme for last weekend
Saturday: France meet England at St Denis, 8pm
Sunday: South Africa meet Argentina at St Denis, 8pm
Monday: New Zealand meet Australia at Charles de Gaulle airport, 1pm

- At least the All Blacks are doing their bit for the earth’s carbon footprint. They have offered to drop the Wallabies off on their way home

- The All Blacks are to be rebranded. From now on they will be known as Rainbow Warriors - sunk by the French again

- What’s the difference between an All Black and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches

- Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they’re on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich manoeuvre when the other one chokes

- Graham Henry is handed a mobile phone and is told: ‘This is Wayne Barnes’s phone.’ Henry says: ‘How did you know?’ The reply is: ‘It had 15 missed calls.’ (Barnes is the Englishman who refereed the New Zealand-France quarterfinal) .

Cheers

Andy

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steven martin
from QLD

kev your the best no one is better GO KEV

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steven
from QLD

kev your the best

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debbie
from bournemouth

hi kev and jenny,
havnt seen you in action for fifteen years and you still give it some, you havnt changed a bit. your daughter is good too, keep it comming to bournemouth>>>

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Jethro
from CampbellltownNSW

gday Kev..Just a mesage to say i think you are legendary, but i am curious as to how you broke into the pommie entertainment industry as a comedian, as the pricks have no sense of gaugable humour..Tho they have laughable sporting achievements.. so i guess your gags may take the piss out of the fact that they suck at all sports except bullshitting and wanking..they are world champions in those fields.. but otherwise, losers of the highest order.Please spread the word while you are over there.. Aussie men are the worlds greatest rooters, and our girls are the fuckin’ hottest and horniest…Take it easy mate.. or any way you can get it… Get back to Campbelltown soon.. we love havin’ ya here.

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tony h
from bournemouth

1st time i have left my house in 2 years jenny & kev made the effort worth the struggle seeing them at bournemouth cheers guys. owe you a beer. best of 4x to you & yours . shame i didnt get your pics & autos for my den maybe next time

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Lee James
from HatfieldU.K.

Hi Kev, just got a ticket for tomorrow’s show in St Albans (14/10/07). Really looking forward to seeing you at last - I first heard your stuff 20 years ago at boarding school. I think everyone I knew had a copy of “Kev’s Back”. Please play “Absolute cunt of a day”, because it is so true!

Keep up the good work you FUCKIN’ LEGEND!

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jason elliott
from miltonkeynes

kevyour songs are fucking! great mate i cant get enougth of em lol me and my mate sit there when were pissedand just laugth our selvs to sleep should be coming to a shw soon gotta get the fundstho lol

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andy valente
from weymouth,england

well cant wait tus 16th of oct 2007 kev is in town and i will be there.
keep it up kev

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Jonathan
from Pontyberem,SouthWales

Hi Kev,my best mate and I went to see you in Brecon on 5th October and I must say you were fuckin’ awesome.I have seen you some 15 years ago,but you were at your funniest when we saw you this time.Come back to Wales soon!!!

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Dan Hatter
from Stanford-no-hope

Went to the Gig in Grays last night piss pants funny n i can just about talk today cause i sung me head of specially to santa claus , that long haired ginger bastard with the big mouth was me ! ha ha ha ! your a top bloke Kev

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big matt
from England

Great to see the Kiwi’s are concerned about global warming, they dropped the Aussies off home on their way back from the Rugby World Cup. You is our bitches, GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN !

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Chris Fewins
from Exeter,Devon,UK

Saw you and Jenny in Plymouth UK, last week. Total legends, fantastic show. Thanks for signing my t-shirt, both of you.
Oh, and Hi to Holly, of Kev’s Krew, who is also a top bloke.

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Hunsy
from Reading,UK

Superb show at Reading Hexagon - Jenny was great and a whole 100+ minutes of king Kev, what a fucker!!! P

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Alex
from London

Hey Kev , Loving your songs , i am commenting because today i came across a fuckin’ meat eating diesel dyke , shit yeah it was piss funny , say hi to nigel and update the radio station and feature shes the sorta sheila

Best , from alex

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Ross
from Reading

Saw the show last night and had a fucking awesome time!! Good tilt on the Canada song….. you Cunt!

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Vince
from Adelaide

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO ADELAIDE MATE………..I SAW YA LAST TIME AT THE OLD LION………COME BACK……….IN NEED OF A GOOD LAUGH AGAIN…….OH…..KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!….

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A Mitchell
from thamesmeadLondon

I saw your show at Dartford on the 1st October 2007.I was crying with laughter. Thanks for a wonderfull evening.Kevin……………………………………………………………………….FUCKING LEGEND

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luke
from melbourne

love your work mate keep it up! u r a funny fucker and i love it!!!

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Glyn
from WalesUK

Just a big HI ! from your Welsh Witch mate. Awesome gig in Brecon, ain’t laughed so much since dad died !… Have fun, take care and of course keep ‘em kumin’ LOL.

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Matthew Exom
from Birmingham

Thanks for a great show kev, Shame someone a few rows in front messed up the last 4 songs, respect to the guy who sorted him out at the end. Keep uo the hard work

mat

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mel and mark
from cornwall

by the way kev unlucky with the rugby today , you thought it was a walk over and we walked over your fat asses.

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mel and mark
from Cornwall

thanks for the laughs at plymouth pavillions, how do we get hold of jenny Tallia`s dvd or cd`s
can u email and let us know please kev xxx

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Rupert

Hi Kev,
Thanks for a fab night at plymouth last night.
Alan, Who the fucks Alan?

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Charlie and Natalie
from SouthDevon,UK.

Kev, saw ya last night in Plymouth… dead set awesome mate. If you, Jenny and your son fancy that flight around the westcountry, let me know! Hope to see you and Jenny again in the future. All the breast… Charlie and Natalie.

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will
from queensland

when are you coming back to twin towns

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Stuart
from plymouth

Have just seen your plymouth concert with Jenny. Both sets were superb. It was well worth the money and refreshing that after the show you spent time to meet your fans. I was stood next to you when you signed a gents t-shirt who was in a wheelchair. I cant wait until you come back to Plymouth so us Plymouth Dilligaf singing crew can sign N.I.G.E.L again.
Once again brilliant show Kev “F U C K I N G L E G E N D”

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Rachel And Neil.

Kev.. Thankyou For Lighting Up My Life When I Saw You Last Night At PLYMOUTH Pavilions Uk.
And Had Two Wonderful Photos Taken With You.. Esp You Looking At My Tits Lol Well Down My Top Anyway! Lol.
Can’t Wait To See You Again. You Were Brilliant.
Will Love You 4eva Rachel xxXx

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Megan

Just seen you live in Weston!! Mate your awesome. Nigeeeeeel, FUCKING LEGEND!!!!!

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joe
from falmouthincornwall

i saw kevin bloody wilson in the hall for cornwall in truro and i have to say
KEVIN……………..FUCKIN LEGEND!!!

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c.mitchell
from abbeywood

great show last night (01-10-07 in dartford)was the first time i had seen one of your shows and i loved all of it had some of your stuff kepp going mate

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Hank
from W.A.

Love the music
When can hope to hear a Kevin And Jenny Duets Album ??

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paul
from bristol,uk

hi kev .. i have been coming to your shows in weston super mare for fuckin years … last year i laughed so hard my fuckin cock dropped off , lucky me new girlfreind managed to suck me a new fucker … i am bringing her this year ( next week ) i dont think shes got a clue what to expect … but i am airing on caution .. if i laugh my back wheels off again , she can be there to suck me a new one ..
by the way .. we have not seen jenny tallia for some years now … is she not touring anymore..

cheers you old fucker .. my your armpits be infested with the flies from 1000 camels , and betty pour you many beers

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Jason
from London

Hey Kev and Jenna - saw your show last night at the She Bu walkabout. We introduced the Icon that is Kevin and Nigel haha to an Irish, Saffa, Welsh and English group last night. They fkn loved it. Would have loved to have heard the whole version of Operator 42 but hey at least your started it off. Brilliant.

Thanks for a great show and good laugh!

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PeeBee
from ReadingUK

G’day Kev, on the 10th of October you are mad enough to be coming to Reading (pronounced red ing) if you get the chance say high to all the guys from YD (a dive club) please we will be there with tears in our eyes. fuckin legend!

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andy
from dartfordkentengland

hi its that time of year wen we all can cheer as the one and only kev the fucking legend comes to dartford on the 1st of october c u after the show

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SOOTY
from liverpoolUK

G’DAY CRIM
HOW ABOUT SWINGing YOUR BILLYCAN IN LIVERPOOL DIGGER… GOING TO THE QUEEREST PLACE IN UK….
S T O C K P O R T !! MAKE SURE YOUR YER TROUSERS ARE REINFORCED WITH STEEL OR SOME BUGGER WILL WELL AND TRUELY BUGGER YOU MATE….
SOOTY
Ps YOU CAN HAVE ROLF FUCKING HARRIS BACK F.O.C with brushes

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Aaron Simpson
from Adelaide

hi im aaron im 12 and im livin it up in RADELAIDE anyway you are a fukin legend mate how do u CUM up with such funny shit i first heard your music at my grandparents house when i was 7 (theyre huge fans of yours) the song amazing grass and since then i have luved your tunes and that songs one of my favs i also luv the pubic hair song, dilligaf and that fucking cats back. Nearly all of my family except my mum are all fans of yours u have touched many of us to have a good sense of fukin humour we’ll i better get off this site b4 i get in the shits bye kev hav an absolute CUNT of a day !!!

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catherine
from capelWA

hey people reading this. im catherine. im from WA and im only 13 but i love kevin bloody wilson. he is the best. its hell fukd that i have it wait 5 more years to see him. its not like i dont know what cunt and fuck and other bad words mean. oh well. i still reckon he is really good not to mention funny lol. i have know idea whether kev will be kicking round til im 18 but i hope he does, well i better get off the site before any of my parents see me writin in. kevin, if your readin, i luv ya to bits mate and your a true aussie. and fore second foreplay is your best song, {well in my book} write back if you reading kev, love ya mate xoxoxo

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Mr Jones
from Walsall,UK

Hey Kev, I started listening to you fucking years ago, when CD’s were only available to fucking rich bastards. Anyway, I hijacked my dads cassette player and laughed my fucking tits off to all the songs which were funny as fuck. My mom wasn’t impressed. She thought all that bad language would corrupt me, but what the fuck would she know? Fucking old dobba. I’ve turned out alright, fuck yeah. Even my kids listen to your songs. My youngest (3 this December) says “He’s a fucking genius, dad”, so I think you’re a fucking good influence myself.
Anyway, must fucking dash.. breaktime is over and some fucker has to carry on teaching these little cunts.

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David
from swindonuk

hi just looking through your tour dates and seen you are not coming to swindon. i saw you in swindon a couple of years ago and would love to see your act again i hope you come back soon

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Andy
from TunbridgeWells

Hi Kev your legendary and i got a chance to see you on stage in tunbridge wells this year so, Im gonna be there to laugh my arse off… plus its my bday just before hand being my 21st so i cant wait… keep up the work budd…

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Paul Delvino
from UnitedKingdon

Hi mate, sorry this is a weird one but had to tell you. Your poetry reaches my ears with incredible depth and meaning. They Beat Me which was posted on your site (video clip) inspired me very much because I too write quite a bit. Never made a cent from my poetry because that’s not what I wanted to do with it but I keep scratching away and as you know it soon mounts up. Started strange project some time ago and when you complete your tour, I’ll tell you more. Love your work and very pleased to see Jenny doing so well. Take care both of you and of course the wonderful crew and rest of family, have lots of fun and I will see you soon in Dorking UK. Paul D. Surrey UK. 14/09/07

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Diane
from ForfarScotland

Hi Kev, love your stuff, just get your tour dates in the post. I have heard your stuff for afew years now and i have been too Dundee 2 see you live. But for the past two years now you have not been to Dundee why is that? hope to hear form you soon lov ya xx

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Keith
from Derby,UK

Hi Kev, Looking forward to seeing you at NOTTINGHAM. just seen your tour dates who arranged them, your up and down the country more time than foot and mouth, good luck mate…(your gonna need it)

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martin brackley
from melbourne,australia

hi kev ive been a fan from the time i was 6 years old when me dad put your cd on in the car and i have been listing to your stuff from there on anyway just saying hi and up the fuckin great work
my faverite song is that fucin cats back

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lolly
from nottingham,england

hi kav, ur fucking mint…but im not allowed to your show, being 17…which has pissed me off emensely….. cant you sneak me in backstage or something????? ive been making t-shirts and everything for the show…and now i can’t go!!!!!! you know i might write a song about it, and send it to you….then you can play it and it will be just like im there! lots of love you fucking amazing bloke…lolly x

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allan
from newzealand

hey u bloody prick yur the only bastard i know has fucken great songs for partys ive listern to yur music all my life and it gives me geat pleasure in saying dam hooting yur fuckin gd by the way did u get fucken drunk one nite thats y u wrote that sogn the fucken cats back cos it follwed u home

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alan fennell
from apopkaflorida

hi kev and gang, i moved to florida from the uk and you dont seem to have any dates here yet ,it would be good to put your stamp on orlando but like canada you cant say c**t here

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pumpy
from bluehaven

Gday Kev how about making some tshirts that fit us fat bastards like 5XL, keep up the good work

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Roy Cooper
from HighWycombe

Hey Kev you funny bastard, me ‘n’ me mates from the pub went to Aylesbury to see you last year, and it was fuckin’ great, but you’re not there this year. Why not mate ? Looks like we’ll have to go to fuckin’ Reading to see you again. And what about including High Wycombe on your next tour ? Keep up the good work, Roy.

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GRAHAM
from gillingham

cumin 2 c u on 13th october cant wait im in the front row goin to be awsum kev u rock c u soon

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heather
from sydneyaust

hi kev i went to your show on the 8th of august 2007 at richmond rsl and i just wanted to say thanks for a FUCKEN GREAT SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps and the grab on the tit lol

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chris barker
from weston-super-mare

How we doing kev, i watched u last year in the playhouse in weston, and i thought u were fucking brilliant proberly one of the funnyest cunts ive ever hurd, cant wait till ur back on the 3rd of oct, il be there, keep it going kev cheers chris

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Yvonne Fry
from ChristchurchNZ

Hey Kev you are awesome, did u by any chance video any of your New Zealand shows if so where oh where can we buy the dvd’s? you are awesome but i mentioned that a minute ago aye, keep up the good work

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Jim Moon
from Dorking,UK.

Just bought two tickets for me and the son for 17th October, plus the damn “booking fee” of a pound, so hope the show is worth it. Looking forward to it as I’ve heard good things on my travels. ATVB Jimbo

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Chris Russell
from wonthaggi

ithink your fuckn good mate i reakon u should make more cds keep up the good work chris

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Chris Russell
from wonthaggi

I think kevin bloody wilson is a fucking good comedian.every chance i get i go on the internet and download his cds and tour fotos and pictures

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gary Shears
from NSW/UKin2months

Hi Kev and all the team! I was so chuffed to see you at the maroubra show last night (08/08/07) as I have seen you and jenny many times in Bournmouth. as you both know (if you can remeber speaking to me)? I am in Sydney on business setting up a UK factory. Anyway I was so surprised to turn up and see the tiny venue! That must of been one of the smallest gigs you’ve ever done? Because it was so small the atmosphere was great and I got to sit right at the front and have a good chat with you both after. I was gutted that both yours and Jennys new albums had run out as they are the only ones I havn’t got, I guess I will get them when I see you next in bournmouth which I think is oct/nov sometime. Oh by the way Jenny if your reading this what happened to the picture with me,you and kev which you promissed in the interval? Only joking I know your a busy person and Are probably fed up of people like me bothering you!!
You both take care and see you soon.
(P.s) I forgot to say to you Last night Kev- Nigel is a legend you are a Fucking legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks

Gary

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DEBBIE
from GREATYARMOUTH

Hello Kev.
My family really enjoys your cds and dvds including my 6 yr old who have a hat with DILLIGAF on it.Thanks for the entertaining.We have now started collecting your daughter Jenny as well.We got all your cds from Regent Road and also your dvds.Thanks for the entertainment .From Debbie

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Andrew
from MaitlandNSWAus

Belmont 4th August , Fucking awsome show Me and Wife Fucking loved it especialy me came all the way from the UK married my wife here in aussie land (yea im a fucking pom ) Especialy loved it when i see your daughter playing which i have never seen or heard before so for a first time experiance it was fucking awsome a Special Thanx To you Kev and Jenny for signing 2 cd`s stubby holder t shirt and licence plate which reminds me ill be using it for those E tags (LOL) well what is there more to say other than when do i get a signed pic of you and jenny togeather for my kev collection you fucking asshole (LOL) Thumbs up From Andy & Jan you know my email so Fucking Use IT And keep up the FUCKING WORK

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nomes
from kincumber

hi kev, just woundering were do you get the bennies from and how much .
also i went to your concert on wednesday the 1st of august at davistown and had a great time ( great show ) i bought the box set of yours dilligaf it come with three dvds but the 3rd one skips at the begining and i miss apart of it . it did that the first time i played it that night can i get a replacement dvd please thanks

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jonny2by4
from surry

hi i went to see kev last year at reading oh my god he was sooooo feking funny. we are going this october to see him. and im hoping it will be as good as the first time we saw him. imsure kev will not fail. DILLIGAF

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jayden
from gosford

your the funniest fuck in the hole world you make me lagh that much i have pissed my pants twice.

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Jerry
from Wicklow,Ireland

Nice one Kev, bust me balls listening to your gear. Really think you oughta give lessons to parents, your recommendations for sworn off savages is quite a relief. Anyway, if your ever in Ireland and fancy seeing a few parish perverts split a brain haemorrage, put on a gig. You’ll feel quite at home here since you’ve probably got distant relatives here, sheep are plentiful as well. Cheers & G’day, Jerry

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Gillian
from Victoria

Hi Kev, I often think of you with fond memories. It is about 20 years since we had dinner and my friend Neville Kitchen, could hardly believe we enjoyed some good times together.Never knew how to get a message to you. I am happily married now and live in the Yarra valley. Time goes by so fast. I hope to come up to you one day and say Hi for old times sake. Have a great time in the UK Cheers gillian

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Ben
from SouthernHighlandsNSW

I am a big fan of yours since the 70s I saw you at Fairfield RSL in NSW when I was about 20. Missed your DILLIGAF tour [got a DVD] but will see you at Mittagong RSL in August. I have a come back for DILLIGAF and its ULLUDGAF - U Look Like U Dont Give A Fuck. Looking forward to your show.

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JOSH
from PenrithNSW

Your a dead set legend mate,What a awesome show out here in Penrith last night m8, Diffenetly come too another show 4 sure!

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Janice Spiteri
from JacanaVictoria

Hey Kev,your song the browneyed medley is an appsalute killer,i could’nt stop laughing every time
i heard it,and Nigel talkabout is a hoot

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ChaZZa1990
from RicHmonD

Hey Kevin!! How r ya buddy!! i just wanted to say u r bloody awsome!!! i’m only 16 but i love ya jokes n ya sense of humor!! i wish i could see u live but i’m not 18 so i cant haha….my dad is goin to see u at richmond in august!!! i was wondering do u have anything new comin out cauz i wanna get it….LoL by the way i’m a bit ov a tomboy n i like u heaps…i think u n rodney rude should have a punch on LoL u would so win..anyway..umm i love kevin…i wish i could get ur email to send u email…ok
bye ChaZZa

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shaun calvert
from mtdruitt

G`day Kev, mate im a fan of yours although im sad too say that i have only started listening too your stuff and mate its that funny it brings tears to my eyes. Im coming to your show at rooty hill and im sure that i will not regret it. Well keep up the good work mate and i will see you at the rooty hill RSL.

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Little h
from Pontypridd

Kev ya Bastard, me and my husband Dave heard some of your stuff for the first time last week and we nearly crashed the car three times in as many minutes. By the time we’d got home we couldn’t get out of the car coz our ribs hurt too much. We haven’t laughed so much since Billy Connolly complained about dangerous dogs! So we’re getting some friends together to come and see you in Cardiff and blow raspberrys at you. Have a good tour and a safe journey. XX

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bud thewiser
from springburn,glasgow.scotland

oi kev u bastard, i had an absolute cunt of a heidache aw day
then ah watched ur dvd an it suddenly jist went away,

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Rachel O'Brien
from Plymouth,UK

Hey Kevin, I Had This Really Odd Dream Lat Night That I Must Say To You About Hehe!! Well You Were My Husband Haha!! Poor You Hehe!! It’s Been Bugging Me So I Had To Say Something!! Although It Did Feel Like I Had Known You For Years In My Dream.. How Odd!! Can’t Wait To See You In October, Got Tickets So Long Ago For When You Come Down To Plymouth!! Can’t Fucking Wait Hehe!! See You Soon Kev, You Sexy Beasty!! Xx

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Sonia
from CHRISTCHURCH-NEWZEALAND

Kev Mate - YOU ROCK! Saw you in Christchurch and can’t wait for you to come back again. Absolutely luved the Aboriginal
backdrops on stage. Best of luck for your tour.

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Steve
from Hinckley

The song is called: Thats what he really said. It can be found on “Kevs Back: The return of the yobbo”

Hope this helps

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Helen
from KentLondon

I just wanted to know if you was playing in Ireland (Cork) this year 2007 at all. I went to see you last year in (Croydon, London) and bought your cds. I gave one to my mum she didn’t stop laughing. She lives in ireland and i just want to try and get her some tickets. I hope you are because she thinks your really good. If it is possible could you let me know many thanks Helen

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andy baker
from meath,ireland

Hi col
the song to which you refer is mick, me mate the master farter
regards

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Big D
from Glasgow

Awright Pal!

Looking forward to seeing you in ma fair city in November!

You will need to visit the burger joint at Glasgow Airport. On Saturday there were some wankers trying to blow the place up, that is when there were shouts of:

“Who ordered two flame grilled specials?”

“What cunt thought this was a drive through?”

“There is no fucking kebabs allowed in here”

“Would you like fires with that?”

“What cunt is playing car-rahmadan-a-ding-dong?”

After the terror attacks in London and Glasgow at the weekend, the police now believe that the floods in Yorkshire are linked. They are looking for the bodies of 20 suicide plumbers.

Awrabest!

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Col P
from Cambridge,UK.

Hi. A question to anyone really !. What’s the Kev’s song with the following lyrics please !.

Like when Captain Cook first lobbed
He said, “This land’s not fit for animals, much less we of British blood!”
A couple of aborigines heard, what was going on,
and one turned to his mate and he said, “fucking whinging pom!”
That’s what he really said
fucking oath he did
cross me heart and hope to die, look I wouldn’t tell a fib
’cause shit mate I was there I ought to know
may lightning strike me dead!
Honest mate, fair dinkum, that’s what he really said.

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Adam
from Aberdeen,Scotland

YO Kev. I see you’re commin to our lovley country of Scotland soon which is totaly awesome. unfortunatly u have chosen to play to a bunch of cunts in Dunfermline instead of comming up to Aberdeen and playing in the music hall again. There’s loads of us here that fuckin love u and are all wondering when the u mite pay us a visit again???? come on dude.

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Steve
from Hinckley,UK

Kev, love your downloads and love listening to Kev FM. The current tracks being played on Kev FM have been the same one for the last 3-4 months. Any chance of a change with some newer and older ones to listen to. Looking forward to seein you in Birmingham in OCtober

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Collette Urbas
from SydneyN.S.W

Hi kev i hope to see u very soon looking forward in getting your new cd

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Keith
from akl,NZ

was at auckland show last night. i was laughing so hard i was in tears.. keep it up we need alot more people you you in this f#$%^& up world

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Hamlet Heid
from Glasgow

Hey Kev Big Man, You Baaaaaaastard! Just purchased my tickets for your Glasgow Show on Sun 4th November, Cannay Wait Ma Man, It’s Gonna Be a bloody brilliant night, best wishes & Good luck with the rest of the tour, see u in Sunny Glasgow mate. Slanj to you kev man. Scott - P.s I’ve had an absolute C*** of a day!

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Mike
from Bury,UK

Dear Kev,
Just managed to book tickets for me and 5 mates for the Bolton show, managed to get front fucking row, very excited. Please please please play Dictaphone, Diligaf and the kid who swears a little bit. Your a fucking legend.
Mike.

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mel & Rac
from southernhighlandsnsw

dear kevin we are counting down the days till u get to mittagong, hope u have a good tour along the way.cant wait to meet u. make sure u have ur potato down ur bathers cause we have a big bastard spud at robertson, love ya and leave ya

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jenice
from WaihinewZealand

Hi Kev, bloody great show maaaaate, saw you the second night in Tauranga, brought your CDs and your DVD bloody great stuff when you come back again we will be there to see you again.

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Bill
from Tauranga,NewZealand

Went to your show last night Kev best laugh i have had in ages Thanks P.S. I’m not the local cop but I am a cunt

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Trev
from RepublicofIreland

Hey kev ye mad cunt when are you going to come to ireland?
p.s Nigel…..FUCKIN’ LEGEND!!!

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Brendan
from Adelaide

Hey Kev. You are a bloody legend! I’m begging you; can you please come to Adelaide. My mates and I have listened to you for many years before we were allowed to buy your albums, and we’d jump at the chance to see you live!

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Bernie
from Kent,UK

Hi Kev Mate,
You sure it’s a fish bone stuck in yer throat and not an Abbo pube. When you come over at the end of the year, can we have Featherbrain Championship. I asked yer ’bout 20 fuckin’ years ago in Guildford, but I reckon you’ve forgotten the words. See you in November mate - and have a safe trip ove here.

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Eric Gibson
from Kingaroy,Qld

Hey Kev, ya funny bugger; with all these gay bars around the big cities, you should pen a song, “The Pub with no Queers!”

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Jan
from TimaruNewZealand

Saw your show tonight… fuking brilliant. First time I have ever seen you live, but I grew up hearing your stuff, my dad is a huge fan - came home with DILLIGAF in my head big time

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simon

Kev, Stick that fuckin phone needs to be released as a ring tone

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len
from PlymouthDevonU.K.

saw you last year fucking brill….can’t wait till this year already got tickeks

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Bill
from NorthernIreland

Kev ya bollocks, you’ve gone an dun it again…..UK & Ireland my arse…….. Whats wrong with including Northern Ireland in the tour. Only 18 miles of water to cross !!!!!!

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lee harris
from unitedkindomwolves

he is the best guy how dont give a toss i wish the world have more of him becouse one just isnt enouth iv all most fell off my chair just listening to him.

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Dorian
from Nelson,NZ

Hi Kev. Just wanted to thank you for the dvd’s and photos. I know i speak for all of us at the Rutherford, when i say we had a fucking great time when you were down. Looking forward to seeing you when youre next in town.
Cheers
Dorian

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Franziska
from germany

Hi Kev! Yep, you got at least one big fan in Germany. Even one that understands most of the language you speak!
Just wanted to blame you for me nearly hitting a tree, driving a rental car - (with the bloody steeringwheel on the wrong side- one of those where us foreigners use the windscreenwipers when we want to turn right)- through part of pretty australia, listening to a cd of yours, having tears in my eyes laughing and not being able to see the road anymore. There you go; all your fault.
Nevertheless I think you are sooooooo funny. You`re really great! You´re my hero.

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Dan
from Perth/Telfer

Hi Kev Dan here just asking to see if you could pay us a visit sometime at our Telfer work camp. Every time we have some act come by or comedy crowd our shift allways gets the arse end of the stick. Bad enough putting up with our time out their but when you miss every entertainment that comes buy you really get pissed of so just asking maybe next time your travelling to Port headland or the arsehole of wa as you describe maybe you might wnat to tak a right turn and head out our way cause boy i know every one on our crew would love it. Cheers and dont you ever retire.

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Rochelle Mackintosh
from Whakatane,NewZealand

Hi there,
Just been to your show in Whakatane (pronounced Fark-ar-tar-knee) on the 8th of July 2007. Mate your a f#*ken legend in your own right. My husband and I have been to see you five times (here and in Melbourne) and you “crack us up” thats kiwi speak for “make us piss our pants laughing” everytime. You made my husbands night by having a photo with him. Oh, and mate your Manager is top knotch too. Keep up the awesome work you do Kev, the world is a better place with laughter in it! xx

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kelly kennedy
from Edinburgh,Scotland

This man is the buisness. My dad listened to kevin bloody wilson when i was growning up. He brought many laughs to our house. Defo going to glasgow to see him. Keep up the laughs man.

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karl smith
from cardiffuk

kevin is top banana………………..

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Peter Fraser
from GoldCoast

Hi Kev, Ive been a fan for years, since about 1987. I was reading your story and i see my own life. I walk around changing the lyrics of songs and writing my own. It seems that i also have a bit of a gift for parodie! Just wondering if you might have any advice for someone who has material and vision, but no idea about where or how to start. Thanks mate. Love your work.

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Leeanne Cocking
from DannevirkeDannevegasNewZealand

Hi, Saw Kev in Palmerston North 13-6-07 for the first time yep you got it a virgin to live shows, top Rate absolutely flippin awesome ill be watching for your next tour of New Zealand. KEV Fucking Legend. You to Hollywood

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billy
from lincoln

i think kevinbloody wilson is ace and his songs ace too mainly dilligaf

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Beef
from Wollongong

Kev mate I hope the Op. went OK - my missus has a bone in her throat right now.
I should probably tell her I love her now…. “Or Lub oo thoo” :-Þ
Keep the good work coming mate, and I hope the Op. didn’t cause you to miss any drinking time.
Cheers.
Beef

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daniel cottrell
from hulluk

hi kev you are a legend mate am lucking forward 2 seeing you in YORK on 7 nov 07 mate really carnt wait got all your albums mate oh they is 1 thing could u pls pls pls send me a autograph of yourself on a photo of you pls look forward 2 seeing you soon see you soon kev ya biggest fan DAN niggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll fuccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkinnng legend!!!!!!!

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peter McCabe
from melbourne

hey kev i enjoyd your show the other night at yarrville it was fucking gr8 and meeting you was the best. i want to say a big thank you to hollywood for organizing me and my dad to meet kev
cheers peter

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chloe
from England

Hey Kev saw you last time you came to birmingham uk and loved ya entirley mate and i see ya are coming back !!. Ok its my turn to visit you in Australia..lol I will be over there from the 1st of July!! Are you Aussies ready for the crazy pom?..
Take care Kev love ya mate, Chloe xxx

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cassandra thomas
from melbourne

hi kevin my name is cassie im a huge fan of yours and was wondering if you could send me a autographed copy of your album with the song the kid please thanks very much your biggest fan cassie

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Kevin
from Melbourne

WEnt and saw ur show last night it was fun and got ur 20 years cd sighn by ur self it was a fun night hopw to see u again when ur back in melbourne

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Lindsay
from SouthAfrica

Hey Kevin , youyr shit rocks. Listen i’m looking for the track cunt in canada, my i pod got stolen so i lost my ony version of it. plz could you send it to me … Thanks mate

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Ian
from southendonsea,essex,uk

Cant wait to see your gig in November Kev. Got the tickets already mate!!!!!!!

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Rachel O'Brien
from Plymouth,UK

Hey Kev, You Sexy Beast!! Just got tickets for when you come down to see us lot janners in Plymouth in October. Hope you will mention me at your show!!! Only recently came across you, as my boyfriend showed me your songs and there fucking funny! So it will be my 1st time to come and see you and I cannot wait!! Just a message to say keep up the good work and your site is wicked. Will love you 4eva kev haha! Love from 19 year old Rachel lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Shantell
from FRANCES,SouthAustralia

Dude you fuckin’ Rock!!! When are you coming back to Mt. Gambier in South Australia?? Make it soon as we love coming to see you. I always end up in tears from crackin’ up!!! Keep the great songs rollin’!!!!!

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ash s
from uk..essex

kev ur a fucking legend u r the bee knee’s luv u so much u aussy cnt u tour in great yarmouth cos im so close to there cud cum down n see keep up ur work disk splash kev

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SHADOW
from ORSTRALIAMATE

Keep on keepin on with ya stuff KBW - you sure as shit bringlotsa smiles to my day.

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cin
from uk

They are saying for Kevs new songs GOT FISHBONE STUCK IN BACK OF THROAT. - Sick eh???

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John
from SouthAfrica

Hey you crazy basrard I love your music and when you comming to South Africa again I got some special mountain cabbage for you HE He !

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tam fat bastard carmichael
from PommieLand

Kevin I think you are just fuckin Ace.I have family out in Oz and one of my cousins is so stuck up she shoves her head up her arse and turnes herself inside out and she is still fuckin ugly to boot Keep on Truckin Mate!

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gemma teasdale
from kalgoorlie

hi kev its gemma i dnt think u know me but my aunty judy and uncle tex come and see u every time ur in perth u uesd to go to parties with my mum sharon jones im a big fan plz contact me on my email addie we can have a good old yarn ps: kalgoorlie rocks

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paul
from Redcar....UK

hi youare real good love you your song kev keep maqke new song as when i am down inthe domps you make make lol

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john tickle
from london

i think u r amazing keep up your act ur goin places fast u dick splash

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logan
from Rangiora

Hey Kev looking forward to your show in christchurch again cant wait your a fuckin legend.

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goofey
from toowoomba

can you do cont. stream radio on the net that would be cool mate. ill see ya again next tour latter

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David Lord
from cammeray

Kevin,
Just watched your sensational ‘They never beat any &^%$” for the first time with tears streaming down my face from the opener, to pissing myself laughing with the finale - a decidedly strange mixture of both at once that only a great performer can extract - yours was a gold medal winning performance. Bloody well played Kevin, cheers DL.

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SANDRA JAMIESON
from HIGHLANDSOFSCOTLAND.U.K

PLEASE PLAY “LAST LAGER WALTZ”.PLEASE AS IT IS MY ULTIMATE FAVOURITE SONG….THANKS.LOVE THE SHOW.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

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Liz
from Taupo.NZ

Hey Kev,

How about a stop over in Taupo NZ on your NZ tour

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nigel nunginsumfin
from thestolenspeakers

nnniiiggggeeeelll FUCKIN LEGEND HAHA WHAT TIMES FUCKIN SMOKO N WHAT TIME DO WE KNOCK OFF? N WHEN YA BUSTIN FOR A FUCKIN SHIT SO WHERES THE THUNDERBOX N DO WE GET OUR DAILY ROLLY WEED N 6 COLD CANS OF PISS N CAN ANY BASTARD TELL ME WHOS FUCKIN SHOW IS THIS

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Alex Stylianou
from Essex,UK

Hey Kev , I was at your concert in southend , I loved it . I just want to say it’s about time someone critisized Political Correctness . You Cheer Me Up When I Have an absolute CUNT of a Day.

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lofty
from cairnsqld

Come to Cairns for a show we’d fuckn love to see ya.
Me and me old man play your cds on the back of a mates boat when we go fishing every year.Thanks for the laughs. The world needs more of that.

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Giblets
from SunnySunnyMelbourne

fuckfuckFUCKing legend… My photo with you, is going straight to the pool room…….

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Nick Hope
from Auckland

DO me a favour. Kev’s coming to Auckland on June 29. My mrs is an ex teacher. Tell kev I promise I wont fuck his girlfriend if he sings “The Kid he swears a bit” during his show. Cheers.

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Timothy
from ChirnsidePark

Kev, Your music is bloody awesome and its great to hear the Aussie spirit travel the world
keep up the good work and i’ll be seein you on the 1st of june

And if there is something that tries to stop me from seeing this show for the 3rd time.. well then DILLIGAF TO THAT!
IMMAGONNASEETHISSHOW!!!

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tom
from meblourne

hey kev i love all your songs keep the good work up thanks from tom

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delwyn
from christchurchnewzealand

I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOUR SHOW IN CHRISTCHURCH,NEW ZEALAND AND MY MATE AND I WHAT TO SEE U OUT THE BACK STAG YOU AND GET COME PHOTO IF U DONT MINE ????

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Justin Henderson
from westeranaustralia,mandurah

Hey kev, I just found out information about you. My grandma said you and her grew up together , or werei n a band or something. Her name is Patricia Green if that rings a bell. Good old kalgoolie .Kepe up the work mate.

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stuart fowler
from adelaide

Hey kev,
It seems like all you do is NSW & KICKA VIC, how about ADELAIDE FOR FUCK SAKE.Maybe i should talk to the handbrake so you can chucka chucka brown eye for adelaide, good on ya mate will see soon.
p.s god bless & keep fuckin

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terry
from victoria

kev ura fuckin true blue aussie rippa keep the good shit going ocker

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Dennis and Robert Wilson
from BarhamNSW

Me and my brother got ourselves into a bit of shit lately. Most of my life I have been telling people that your our uncle. However recently it has, or maybe has backfired on us eg. last time I said this it was at a workmates wifes 50th b’day, and they are big fans as we are. On this occasion at the cutting of the cake, he made a big announcement to everyone that I (Dennis Wilson) is actually Kev Wilson’s nephew, this is gonna be an issue as you are performing live in our town at the local club tomorrow night 4th May 2007 and everyone is gonna be there. eg. My work mate Ian Mckay (the gullable one) and his wife whos 50th it was. Ian will be either working behind the bar or having a beer with us. If you want it would be good if ya played along with my brother Rob and me(Dennis) otherwise tell him the truth in your own unique way,
cheers Dennis and Robert Wilson from Barham NSW p.s will see ya there tomorrow night and we’ll be having a ball anyway

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Mel
from Melbourne,Victoria,Australia

Hi Kev… Recently introduced my mum to KBW… I must say your SO SO SO SO funny - SO funny infact she pissed her pants in front of everyone at a party! Everyone understood when they found out WHY she pissed herself!! GREAT WORK!! KEEP IT UP!! P.S - for mothers day she wants your CD’s!! Would be good! See you soon -> Dandenong VIC Tour!! From a much loved fan MEL

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Johnno
from Walestheoriginalone

Hi Kev,

Feel free for you and your other half (and daughter if she’s with you this time!!) to pop in for a barbie and a couple of tinnes when you’re next in the area (Cardiff in October, the barbie will probably be a f**king washout but that’s normal for us!!) We’ll show some proper Welsh hospitality!!!

Cheers

John & the missus (Claire

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Hayden
from CurlwaaNSW

hey kev, i went to your show last night 1/5/07 at the coomie club nsw and i have got to say u were fucking awesome. hope u cum back soon!! p.s love the new album DILLIGAF

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Timm Stay
from GoldCoast,QueenslandAustralia

Hey Kev, Ever thought of making your own Pinball Machine??? I wreckon it would be a hoot!!!

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scott and chrissy
from lexingtonkyUSA

I have been lucky enough to marry a hot fucking aussie. These Americans are so prudish. You should come here and have a good time. I would love to see you here. There are some Dj Located in Indianapolis Indiana that would love your comedy. YOu should try to contact them. There web site is bobandtom.com The deal is if you come here for a little tour come stay with us and use us for your base of ops. I think it would be fun. One of your stops must be comedy off broadway in lexington ky. Chris and I with a few frieds should have a after party with you. Hang out and have a few drinks

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Steve Greef
from KingsLynnEngland

Kev. Why no visit to King’s Lynn this year. We all love you in sunny Norfolk England. Visit us again soon Kev.

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anna Parnell-brookes
from Englandwiltshire

hi there
i love u kev your the best god love you i might be coming to see you in weston super mare love you work kev lol to you anna

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CATHY MILLER
from arkansas,,,usa

HEY KEVIN, I THINK IM THE ONLY PERSON IN ARKANSAS USA THAT LISTENS TO YOUR MUSIC…AND I LOVE IT…THANKS FOR THE MANY HOURS OF TIT JIGGLING LAUGHS….CATHY FROM ARKANSAS.USA

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Alexander-Robert
from Barnham

G’day Kev, you’re the man ! Me and a beef-curtain friend of mine are coming to see you up in Portsmouth ! I love your music and have had many laughs ! All the best mate, your biggest fan

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Sarah Kerridge
from Norfolk,England

Hi Kev.
I was just looking at your web site. Its great. I say you in kings Lynn in 2005 and it was one of the best nights of my life. I went to work the next day and i couldnt talk because i lost my voice from laughing to much.
I love your 20 years of album.
Looking forward to coming to see you again.

Love

Sarah

P.S DILLIGAF!!!

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Kerry
from PerthWA

Hey Kev you are amazing. I hope you will be coming back to a show in perth hopefully in december so i can come. U ROCK

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leeann
from lutterworthengland

i love ur site so much really cant wait to see u live my other half and my brother in law think its brill xx

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wendy overmars
from dublinIRELAND

DEAR KEVIN - ME MATE AND I LOMINA (LONG TIME FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO VISIT THE EMERELD ISLE TO DISCOVER ON YOUR TOUR DATES YOU ARE NOT CROSSING THE RIVER TO SEE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CANT BLOODY BELEIVE IT KEV - ARE YOU TAKING THE PIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO WERE OUR “DILLIGAF” TSHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU DO A GIG HERE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE - WE LOVE YOU - YOU HANSOM HUNK!!!

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oroscopo gratis
from www.oroscopo-gratis.jrtechnologies.net

ooo! it’s one of the best sites ever!

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pagine bianche
from www.nyps2.org/pagine-bianche

Interesting comments..

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Albie
from AdelaideSouthAustralia

Kev, Mate what can i say you fucken pull it off every time mate. Keep up the good work & also love the site it rocks. Albie

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Zac Forsyth
from Cairns,Queensland

OI KEV! You dissapoint me mate! Where are your tours in cairns!! I’ve been so pissed that I couldn’t see you when you came here last, I only just turned 18 but i’ve listened to your music since I was 9!! My parents got to see ya live and I didn’t! You signed me and my sister a cooler but wouldn’t tell us to fuck off! Only bugger off!! hahaha, Understandable! But you better make sometime to tour in cairns again because I know shitloads of people here wanna see you again and new people! Fuck! I’d love to get on the piss with ya! Love your music! You are a true legend just as much as Nigel is! Now don’t forget in your tours ehh?? C’mon!! We love ya up here! Keep with the quality music! Though I never doubted your song writing abilities! You fucken rock!!

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David
from Doncaster,England

Just love the new site.

Me and the Mrs will be coming to see you in Oct 07 in Nottingham in uk and we can’t wait, i remember when i first got one of your cd’s many years back when i was in oz in the goldcoast as my aunt and sister live out there. Anyway Kev and Admin keep up the good work with this site and everthing else you do.

Dave @ Caz

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lisa bloody wotsion
from london

dilligaf!!!!!!! dilligaf!!!!!!

it means do i look like i give a fuck!!!!! my friend Erin Rose told me!!!!!

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lisa bloody wotsion
from london

dilligaf!!!!!!! dilligaf!!!!!!

it means do i look like i give a fuck!!!!!

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Student
from www.iwannaforum.com/repayment/

This site rocks! Keep up that excellent work!

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wendy
from NewZealand

Crikey Kev your a bloody legend! You and That Rodnet Rude are the best On ya mate.

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Jud
from GeraldtonW.A.Australia

Latest C.D was shit hot pissed meself laughin. Just wonderin when ya comin to Gero 4 a show.

Jud

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James
from OXFORDUK

Well I have loved all your tunes that I have. I Will be trying to get tickets to see you at Reading (Oxfordshire) UK.

your a funny as Fu(k guy would love to shake your hand if it would be possible or just get an autograph from you.

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jess
from mildura

dear kev
your songs are so brillant, me and my family really love them they make us laugh that hard that sometimes i reakon my uncle has neally shit his slef.

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Gen
from Brisbane

KEV!! COME TO BRISBANE!! WE LOVE YOU!!

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Ruth
from Switzerland

Hallo Kevin
the last 4 years I was 3 times in down under. The most of time I was by friends in Canne at a farm. By this occasion I was hearing the first time one from your CD’s. I like your songs realy and I buyed any CD’s. Now a lot of my friends are hearing now your songs here in switzerland. A big “Grüezi” (will say hello) from switzerland. Ruth

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Andries Joubert
from Melbourne

Hi Kev. I’m your biggest International fan. Been in Aus almost 2 years now. Got your first “tape” in 1986 in a town called Jeffereys Bay, Sout Africa from a guy called Steve Aussie. He wa travveling surfer from Wollongong. Know all you songs and have collected all you r Compliations since. Saw you in South Africa a few years back. I will be attending in Melbourne on the 20th May . Hope to be able to meet you, eventhough I know you might take the piss as I’m from other lands.

Cheers and see you at the show
0431193075

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Cash "bloody" Wilson
from Nahville,TennesseeUSA

Hey I’m a “bloody” Wilson too! My first name is Cash, spelled with a capital “K”. I am an “older” Wilson 58, http://profile.myspace.com/59cent, originally from Texas and re-tired from the music biz here in Nashville, Tennessee. USA. I’ve been a fan of yours for several years! My friend in Australia -Gillian Jake at Bar Promotions, bluesandrootspromotions.com said to tell ya g’day and stop by and see’em. Thanks for all the great entertainment and laughs you’ve provided me and my friends over the years.

Cash “bloody” Wilson
Nashville, Tennessee USA

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Alan shaw
from Bradforduk

Are you coming to Bradford this year cant see it on your iternary hope you are my friends and I look forward to it Nancy@ Alan shaw

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matt
from gb

WHO IS JACK SCHITT???

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’ Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour th e world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

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Nick
from NorthWales

Kev,
Left a message here the other day asking when you might consider coming to North Wales again but it looks like some cunt has taken it off, thats right fuckin’ shit that is !!!
If you didn’t get the message, on your current tour could you get some dates in or near North Wales, we miss you over here mate !!!

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Ralene
from SouthAfrica

Kev, You are FUCKIN’ brilliant dude! Listening to your songs on streaming audio and big ups to your other SA fans they are right …. you need to come to here and brighten up our fucked up lives! PLEEAAASSSSEEE fit us in on next year’s tour. DUDE YOU ROCK!!!!!!

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Gavin
from NewZealandAuckland

man the 1st time i heard your music man i got hooked lol hope to hear more

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Adrian
from Manchester,UK

G’day Kev,

The first time i saw you live was 3 years ago in Manchester You were fucking brill and Jenny took the piss out of me (Why that i should be so honoured to have a celeb take the piss out of me i don’t know) i see your touring the UK at the arse end of this year but your not coming to manchester. What did we do wrong? i ‘ll just have to get my arse to the nearest gig now.

Cheers for putting a smile on my face,
Ade

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andy
from geelong

ur the fucking best thing in the would i have ever heard i listen to ur music all day

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Mick
from GraysEngland

Fucking fantastic Kev, please be as PC’less as possible in Grays on the 11/10/07 and maybe half the bastards will go home , and It’ll give me half a reason to be as pissed as hell, and as randy as fuck when I get home to the miisses.

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Paula Grieb
from Wenatchee,WashingtonStateWAUSA

G’day Kev:
When are you coming to America. We are losing our sense of humor. No I did not vote for them. I had the pleasure of buying two of your cassettes in 1985 in Australia. And I got to see you in person at a pub in Adelaide. I was kind of pregnant at the time and I regret that it did not occur to me to show you my tits. The were magnificent. I bought a cassette and you wrote “Thanks for the root.” I wasn’t married then because I had gone to Antarctica with a stowaway on board. I was deported and was able to spend 6 weeks in OZ. We married when the little fella was eight. We’ve been married for 9 years. This is asking a lot but would you come to my town and do a fund raising performance for a senior in highschool who is living with cystic fibrosis, is on a ventilator while she waits for a another lung transplant. Her brother has it too. You can stay at our house. But our shower and dunny are in the same room. I know, primitive.

Some ideas for songs are: Our addiction and excess consumption of oil, our continued rascism towards African Americans, Native Americans, Latinos and women, GW and OBL, excessive CEO pay ( GW+OBL+CEO’s= above the law), pedophile priests, our lack of universal healthcare and paid family leave, or anything else that you think of that yanks would laugh at.

Anyway I love you Kev. Thanks for the root. Paula

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AusieJo
from Queensland

Hey Kev, Love the radio station, top shit. Kev, your a down to earth realistic fella

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Anita
from Sydney

Hi Kev, just wondering when you’re next touring in Sydney. I saw your show at Hornsby RSL in August 2005 and fair dinkum mate, I have never laughed so much in my life. Do you remember signing my mum’s left breast (and getting you mate to take a photo of it)?

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Bronson (aka Brono)
from GoldCoast,Australia

Mate, What Can I say saw u a twinnys last i had a nasty split with my ex like 2 weeks b4, mate u cheered me up U Fuckin legend come back to the Gold Coast,,

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Mike
from Botswana

gave up wanking on Tuesday, yea! right
It seems you wont be visiting Southern Africa, will have to see you in Aus

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Vashi
from Sydney

Hey Kev! My mate Bhavik (www.bhavik.com/crossatlantic/) is currently rowing solo across the Atlantic Ocean from Spain to Antigua. It’s gonna take him 90 days. Can you imagine being out in the middle nowhere, all alone, with nothing to do but row and row (with no sails and no motor!) and no-one to talk to for 3 months straight??? Well, you’ll be happy to hear, that within the very small space of his row boat, Bhavik has chosen you to be his primary form of entertainment throughout his voyage (and the only thing that’s keeping him sane!).

Cheers
Miss Vashi

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breeze
from kent

kev you rock my mum introduced me to your stuff years ago and i loved it ever since especially i hate cats i cried with laughter listening to that and im sure that when my son growes up he will love it to you rock xxxxxxxxxx

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Adam
from UnitedKingdom

Hey Kev, just looked at the UK & Ireland tour dates, are you not doing The Dudley Town Hall This Year? went last year and was tops!!!

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Alan Cross
from SheffieldEngland

Hi Kev Your show in Chesterfield was as good as ever, took three new fans to see you,they pissed themselves ,didn’t know what to expect as we were on the front row,thought you might take the piss out of them if they got up to go to the dunny,so sat crossed legged for the first half of the show.At the interval however we had to go and one of our party came back saying there was a bald cunt in the toilet saying that he’s seen you loads of times and its the same thing every time .What’s he paying his money for then was the reply,then after the break you asked for you tour manager (holywood)to bring you some new words for a song that you had written that day, then came an Oh Fuck thats the bloke in the toilet , it was so funny.I had my usual chat and picture taken after the show ,will be coming to see you in York this year maybe with some more DISCIPLES Started spreading the word way back in 1988 when i was in Aus
Now its all over the uk
All the best to you and Betty and not forgetting Jenny ,My missus realy connected with her when we saw you at Derby.

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Doug
from SouthAfrica

I have heard just about all your stuff. Fucking best shit i have ever heard. You must make a plan to come to South Africa.

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SIMON
from UK

BLOODY HILARIOUS MATE, CANT BELIVE I MISSED LAST TOUR HERE IN THE UK WHEN YOU BACK? KEEP UP GOOD WORK

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Daniel
from DestinFL,USA

Too F’ing hilarious, we need you in the states desperately to tour~~

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Stuart Ramsay
from Newport,SouthWales,UK

Just been introduced to your stuff,and really pissed off that I’ve missed such a F****** good laugh all these years.
Love any irreverent stuff like yours
Keep it coming fella

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Alex Stylianou
from UK

Hey Kev .
Just Saying Youre the best and I enjoyed you in october at southend

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Marnie
from Kalgoorlie

hey kev, hope to see you in kal soon

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clare
from cumbria

saw u 3 times now at blackpool and barrow in furness
ur so fuckin funny
when will be cumin this way again?

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Stuart
from SouthAfrica

Hey Kev,
Your an absolute F**** legend here in RSA, your work is bloody brilliant, keep us updated if perhaps you may come to Sunny South Africa in 2008. I think it’l be worth it, there are far more sheilas here than there are in OZ!

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Daniel Hobson
from England

Kev, all that i can say is that i cant stop pissing myself. u r the best mate.

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Mike
from Israel

Good on yer mate fair dinkum I’m a Pom haven’t heard anything so great for yonks bludy fantastic

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larry
from northcarolinausa

i been laughing my ass off. keep it up.

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robert shirley
from ireland

woz on holidays last year and relaxin by the pool when my seven year old daughter asked me if she could have a listen on my mp3 player. ‘yeah, sure, i said but it’s all dad rock, ye won’t like it’, forgettin I had a few kev songs on it! an hour later she gave it back. ‘well whatcha think?’ I asked. ‘not bad’, says she, ‘but that bloody wilson fellas crap!’

swear to gawd ill be more careful next time. keep up the good work kev. loved your show in waterford last year. watchin the fixtures for 07.

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margy
from adelaidesouthaustralia

hey kev love ya work, ya bloods worth bottling! anyho when are you comming to adelaide next we are in great need of a cultural event thats wholly australian { in sore need in fact} or are we gonna be forced to cross the border to victoria to catch a glimpse of your sheer genius. { ok lick lick suck suck Ill do wat i have to lol }

G’day

Kev has no plancs to tour in Adelaide this year so far.

But keep an eye on the touring page for upcoming tour dates and venues!

Both Barrels Admin!

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uomo
from www.flryanair.org/uomo

The information I found here was rather helpful. Thank you for this.

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nikki hooper
from england

hi Kev i think u r the best have ur cd’s and i have to say i think they r so funny . we have them on in the van when we go to work love it xxxxxxxxxx

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Kay
from Cumbria.England

Kev, YounOzzie bastard, willl you be in Oz in Jan 2008 when we will be visiting again, we miiised you last time.; hope to see you then
Kay!

G’day Kay,

Kev hasn’t planned any tour dates for 2008 as yet. These tour dates will be posted later on this year!

Both Barrels Administration

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federico
from southafrica

was given some of ur work from a freind of myn UR A LEGEND FUKIN LOVE UR WORK whent out and bought all ur cds
hope u come down to RSA sometime keep wrighting and stop ever

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Brad
from SouthAfrica

Hey Kev
You can say “CUNT” in South Africa so when are you comming to Sunny South Africa to do a tour I garantee you it will be a hit south africans enjoy your humar

Regards
Brad

G’day Brad

Kev has no plans to tour South Africa this year.

Both Barrels Administration!

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Big AL
from SwanHill

GDay KEV,
Great to see you are returning to the Mallee and performing at Swan Hill.
It will be good to catch up again…………..
Cheers,
Big AL
Aussie Piss Drinking Legend

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Don Simkiss
from BirminghamEngland

How ya doin Kev matey? booked my tickets tonight for the Alex Theatre in Birmingham on October 7th 2007 cant wait to see you again matey.Last year was absolutely brill and no doubt this year will be tops also. See ya October Kev. Best wishes to misses and family. Don ( pommie bastard)

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michael
from glasgowUK

hi kev

say hello to jenny for me. Im going to see jenny talia in may this year. im looking forward to see her perform. this is my first time seeing jenny talia. im also going t see her in airy as well
jenny your great female comedein in the world i love your song called Hey lady. I think you should make a video clip of that song its really funny i hope you do anyway.
all the best on your tour
michael

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Abris
from Leksand,Sweden

Hej din jävla fitta !….eller gamla dyngkuk är kanske ett bättre ord !
Har en stilla fråga efter att ha beundrat dig och fått lyssna på dig under många år du, när i helvete ska du komma till Sverige?
Tydligen ska man vara oförskämd och svära mycket på denna sidan så här kommer lite till ( skit ) men åter till frågan…..
Jag kan ta med några vänner så kan du komma hit till “Lucky House ” i Leksand och spela för oss. Vi kan nog bli typp tvåhundra ialla fall ( om det inte är hemma match i Ejendals Arena samma kväll. Pröva sommartid hörru…
Haregottsåsesvisenare
Abris

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pickles
from Brighton,southeastengland

kev your a mcfunny cunt!!!

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PingMasta
from Pingdom

Kev u r a funny kunt and “Samantha of DILLIGAF_Aussie_Brit_Chat”… Ummm…. Dilligaf?…. hahahahaha Morons… Lots of love from the kids that didn’t get a bike 4 christmas @ pingshack(dot)com… If you think santa is a fat kunt u should see that chat site!!! Fuck! Keep up the good work Kev. Yard arm time… Check’n the eski… Catch ya!

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Steve
from LancashireEngland

Hey Kev You cunt when are you going to chance your arn again in england. I for one will be coming to see you. How about comming to Blackpool. You will be more than welcome
Steve

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Lesley
from SwanseaSouthWales

Hey Kev, you gonna ask the bosses at HQ to come to Swansea this year??? Ive been to Cardiff for the last three years now, its about time you came to see us!! Bring Jenny, she was great too last time x

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zippy
from miltonkeynes

hi kev , it must be time to tour the uk again , been a kev head for 20 years, please include milton keynes on your next tour, keep up the good work , long live Kev , DILLIGAF is the next word to added to the dictionary, come on we can do it.
G day mate. see u soon , have converted some more kev fans . see u in the uk soon i hope. cheers zip.

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phil
from worthing

kev ur a fuckin legend ur music kicks arse. so get ur big hairy 1 back 2 england cos it would be good 2 see ya on the stage once again

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Titalicious
from QLD,Aussie

Had to cross the boarder to see Kev live n had a blast, when’s he cumin to the sunny state? Oh n wheres the photos from the aftershow of us with our tits out???

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richard
from mandurah

you are fucking goood DILLIGAF hahahahahahahah

funny

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robert gourley
from englandmiltonkeynes

you knock the socks off all of them kev i saw you once and became a total kev head i love your humour all the best kev

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john
from brighton,england

when are you getting your fucking arse over here mate,we need a good laugh.

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ryan
from Newmaldennearwimbaldonuk

ur da fukin best m8 neva stop plz iv grown up 2 u and uv realy helpd me just like sumfins n its a classics how u made them there fucking wiked m8 b there when u tour england b there as soon as ur near wimbaldon kingston new malden is mine cant wait make it soon seeing ur daughter at leather head neva seen u so seen her with my girl n m8s wiked keep it up n cya soon cool

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lisa
from brisbane

kev, see you in brissie soon???? please !!!

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Josh
from DingoFnWoopWoop

Kev, please could you incorporate David Hicks into D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F?

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Alan Nicoll
from Dundee,Scotland

Hey Kev, great to know that your coming to the UK, cant wait till your back over as your show is something else. Hope you come to Dundee this time. Keep up the good work anyway mate and hope to see you again in the near future. DILLIGAF!!!!

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chris
from Ipswich,England

Kev your a fucking legend, get you arse back to the uk.

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Sandy
from SCOTLAND

HELLO KEV OLD CHAP, WHAT WHAT WHAT!
BRAVO OLD BOY, YOUR MUSIC IS SPIFFING SOMEWHAT…OH RATHER, OH YA!
YOU KNOW EVEN HER MAJESTY & PRINCE PHILLIP HAVE HEARD OF YOU…”REQUIRED TASTE THEY COMMENTED, HAW HAW HAW!”…ANYWAY ENOUGH AUSSIE TALK, WHEN YOU COMING TAE SCOTLAND?

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ROBBO
from NORTHLPONDON

HEY, WHAT HAS HAPPENDED TO THE “OTHER PEOPLES SHEILA’S AREA?” SAW YOU IN ST ALBANS IN 2003 YOU WERE KIN GREAT!

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Chris Morton
from Belgium

Any weather at all, you’re a fuckin’ legend mate!

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graham allen
from beautifulmelbourne

kev your a bloody legend but freo and w.c e are shit sides

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macca
from portkennedy,perthwa

well all i can say was this aussie day was the best couldnt stop listenin to the one true blue aussie that neva stops amusin others all day and all night by the end of it my mate were pissed off at me cos i was the only aussie there and the only one who was drinkin any way i gotta c one of the concerts this year

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mick
from maitland

went are you comeing to n.s.w as i love your shows i would love to go out back and meat you

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Andre
from Pretoria,SouthAfrica

Kev I bow down in awe…… I just bought your cd The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson. Fucking excellent, I think I pissed my pants at least 3 times. Any chance seeing you in SA? Keep it up.

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Jason Reader
from KaitaiaNorthIslandNZ

G’day Kev! I loved your tour in 2004. Hope you come to Kaitaia this year mate & we all can’t wait to see you again.

P.S. Say G’day to Nigel for me and hopefully he come on your tour with you.

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Kevin D. Wood
from Halifax,NovaScotia,Canada

You muct come back to Canada. Preferable to Halifax, Nova Scotia. Now that I am 19 I truly hope you will come here someday!!!!!!!!

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steve
from england

will you be playing in st albans england again in 2007 saw you there in 2005 and it was f***ing great please let me no,
ps we visited your country last year and loved it .you lucky bastards, regards steve

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lesley
from england

hi, just wanted to say that when i went to watch one of your shows you were making jokes about muslims, which is fair enough, but you also presumed that as you couldnt see any brown faces in the audience there were no muslims present, iam muslim but white british, just thought i would make you aware of that point, that not all muslims are brown.

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macca
from perth

u gotta come back to perth mate that way ill be able to see your show legally

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Hugh Ogden
from SaudiArabia

Hello Kev, your good. Me mywife Trudy and son Scott where in Aus last year for Christmas and New Year in Tagoolaywah and around queensland and a great time. I had been to Aus back in 74 to port head land bugga when I was in the navy it sounds like nothing has changed there!!!!!
The day I left the UK to go back to Saudi last year you was on at Grimsby my home how miffed I was along with my son as he was in Basra with the army. Are you coming back to that area at sometime I have been following you from 1992.
All the best Kev.
Hugh & Scott the wife is not to sure, bugga

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derek boyle
from scotland

please come back to scotland got so many people in to your cd that u need to come back please get back to me dilligaf

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millie
from maidenhead

i think yogy bear was the best song you did then mic me mate the master fater when i hear that song it remids me of my dad he is called nick and he frats a lot your bigest fan millie

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Bazadilligaf
from BrisVegas

G’day Kev, You are about the only thing that has been with me since childhood, except for me ****s. Keep up the great work mate, you truly are one of a kind. Anyways, my sister just lent me the LOOSEMAN Tracks For Toilers CD, mate it’s been a long while since I shed a few tears, but geezus mate, Track 15. The Band Played Waltzing Matilda, just cut me down like a swift kick to the preverbials. Pure truth & Aussie Brilliance in that one, WELL WRITTEN & EXTREMELY WELL DONE. Good on ya mate.

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Rab
from Scotland

when you comin to Scotland (or england i s’pose)?? great listenin to Kracka at night while having a “smoke”.
keep up the good work mate.
cheers,
Rab.

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steve heath
from clactononsea

kev your a fuckin legend mate. hope your coming to clacton in 2007

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steve heath
from clactononsea

kev your a fuckin legend mate. hope your coming to clacton this year

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kibo whitfield
from tottonengland

hi kev love you your show is brill my dave would like to see it but i said its mine send him a pic of you supper duper dildo

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tj
from mt.druitt

kev,fuckin legend

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jonathan
from pontyberemsouthWales

Hi Kev,just to say your fuckin good,hope to see you when you come to Wales again this year.

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Byron
from YorkU.K

Kev Youre A Bloody Legend ………… got to go cos im goin to root our lass in the ute

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jill m
from dundeescotland

hi kev ya fackin legend. i have seen you twice here in bonny dundee.
you really need to bring your daughter back here again i was in stiches the first time she was here
kev your stuff is great and when you revealed all on the word d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f i thought it was great i use it all the time.
although catherine tate has her saying am i bovvered??? is funny you beat it by loads, will always ask do i look like i give a fuck if, if i dont really give a fuck. anyway come back, really really soon, love ya x x x x x x x

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Eben
from CAPETOWN-SouthAfrica

Kev…ur fucken good
GREETINGS from South Africa

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Davey Baby
from Runcorn,UK

Kev!!! I love all your songs I’v listened to so far!!! I’v only been listening since….. well this time last week!!!………… You’r an absolute Legend!!… have you got a Myspace page???? if so add www.myspace.com/day454 !!!!

cheers man!!!!!

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Dawn, Sharon, Les and Murray
from Glasgow,Scotland

You are the best totally crazy your songs are the best , currently got most of your songs and watching you on dvd really gives us the best of laughs. Can’t wait till you are back on scotland in 2007 in walkabout again so that we can see you live.

Keep up the good work you are the best!!!!!

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Adeline
from London

Come back to England soon. I missed your last tour dates. muppet is me.

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sinead
from swindon

eva since 1 of my wrk m8s who woz an aussie showed me ur songs i havnt bin able 2 listen 2 n e ova song the same way i used 2. ur songs r amazin nd totally hilarious lol. my fav is “cunt of a day” nd “brown eye” but i cant find these songs n e where. well n e way keep it goin please dnt stop!!!! ur da best comedian eva, u beat n e ovas hands dwn totally!

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Andy
from Harwich,UK

OI!! Get your stumpy, hairy, spotty and fat butt back to the UK!!
I see Jenny’s playing Harlow Playhouse later in the year but as yet, I cannot find any tour dates for yourself. Don’t go thinking you can take the year off just because Australia is actually ahead with the cricket for a change
Andy

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Rayleen Clark
from PERTHWA

HAY KEV SORRY I MISSED YOUR SHOW DIDNT NO YOU WERE HERE AM BRING THE WHOLE FUCKN FAMILY TO SEE YOU WHEN YA COME BACK TO PERTH ! BROUGHT YOUR 3 DVDS IN ONE FOR XMAS PLAYED IT FOR HOURS LAUGHED MYSELF SILLY EVEN SINGING YOUR SONGS AROUND THE HOUSE . PISSIN HUBBY OFF I PLAY THEM SO MUCH SO I TELL HIM TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN LUV YA KEV!

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madmick
from peckhamengland

hi kev your a FACKING LEGEND all the best in 2007

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david griffith
from connordownscornwall

hi kev when r you in the u.k 2007 at plymouth or truro if you give us the tickets well go out on the piss after show cheers and gone

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Chris
from Sydeny

kev you are a bloody hero you should be nighted your songs are the best i love our site the photos are funny as you are my hero love your work keep it up
from chris

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chris
from farnorthqldAustralia

hi kev u great n love ur songs u have to come back to cairns some time i missed u last time so c u then kev
i love “cunt of a day” i can relat to that (so fuck em all) keep chugen u old prick coz if u retire what the fuck r all us fans “above” gunna do well go fucken mad so rock on

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Reg
from StHelensMerseysideEngland

HAPPY D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. !! SORRY HAPPY NEW YEAR. HOPE YOUR TOURIN AGAIN IN 07 SEE YOU THEN REG THE POSTMAN ON HIS ROO

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glenn white
from southshields

could you come to south shields are sunderland are even newcasle becose i have had some off your songs and wanted to see you live i am an good fan and i thinck it would be good for you to come to south tyneside get back to me kev

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Clive Cullum
from Harrow,UK

I am a relative newcomer to your stuff Kev and i must say i am now a huge fan of yours.I wish i had known you were in the UK a few months ago mate and i would have made the trip to see ya.You are a true fucking legend.
Hoping you can make it over to the UK again in 2007.
Happy new year to ya you wanker.

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Scott
from ChicagoIL

Kev your fucking great mate……just played some songs for the old scone burner.

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Adrijana
from NorthernTerritory

Kevin Bloody Wilson is a bloody living legend! No matter how many times I listen to his songs I never get sick of hearing them. I always like to sing along to them. Keep it up Kev and let’s hope you’re still around for another 20 years mate! You always make me laugh no matter what.

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dene
from saskatchewan,canada

hey kev, u r a genius at what u do and i have never anything like it. some of the shit that u come out with r guttbusters and your christmas songs r a big hit around the holidays.
ps. keep the funny fuckin songs commin

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rob the knob
from bolton,england

Kev what can i say, your a fuckin hero of mine and still think your a cunt!!!! all the best for the new year mate and can’t wait to see you back on tour!!

rob
x

ps that lovely missus of yours deserves a bloody medal!!!!!!

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simon &mik
from notinfukincalgooolgybollox

fukin pis poor u cunt u was my fukin ero,say sumit fukin funnny f fux saxs,we see u at pompey ,they nthrough me out,fuk’em,me mate is mick by the wqay,englandlots of luv fuk u unlucky!!!!!

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Stijn
from Amsterdam,Netherlands

Hey Kevin. Your song “Hey santa” is great for the holidays. Everbody here likes it allthou i don’t understand everything. Must be some australian slang HAHA. Greetings dude

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Emily
from porthleven,cornwall

kev i fing ur fuckin brill i would love 2 cum 2 ur consert 1 time r U doing any conserts in uk? i am 19 and i belive u ur the fuckin gretest ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dave
from EnglandLondon

luv your work i first heard one of your songs when my dad put a tape on in the car when i was 10 i never get bored of hearing the same songs over and over i know your cd’s and dvd’s but i been buying them since i was 13 and my parents didn’t give a fuck well my mum did i just said dad don’t care he loves your work and so do i my little brother thinks your a cunt but i just tell him to fuck off

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Ashley
from Bedfordshitebedfordshire

2 awsome 2 say!!!
cant stand u, ur 2 fecking funny
i darent tell mum or dad bout you coz i will get it no end.
dude, u da best!!!

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Warren
from BC,Canada

Ever coming up here on tour? Love your stuff, think you would do well here too, Eh!

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Georgina Harvey
from London

frm the 1st time i heard 1 of ur songs at my mate tims house i loved it whenevrer im in a bad mood or feeling down all i have to do is lsiten to ur music to chear me up. so thanks for ur music ! ! ! ! ! im still not aloud to play it too loud tough cos my little brother is only 7 and repeats all the things that he hears lol ! ! ! !

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lewis
from england

kev i love mick the master farter. legendary. i just play it over and over again, never fails to make me laugh. I wish you luck and keep up the good work on your amazing songs!

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Jonathan
from London

Your a Fuckin Legend your show was brill at the hayes beck theatre,
Are u tourin to hayes again next year?

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shaun
from australind

kev saw you in burswood and lets just say after repeating some of the stuff to me parents and girlfriends parents i was in more shit than a faggots finger

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Baiden
from Emupark

ths site is so kool

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jacob
from australiawa

kev ur a fukken ledgend

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Daza London
from LondonUK

Saw you in the Beck again mate and you always crack me up. That crack about the “row of black letter boxes” had everyone crying with laughter. Hurry back. Are you going to put Jenny’s tour dates on here for when she comes over, must go and check her out too!
Keep up the good work. KEVIN ………. FACKING LEGEND!!!!!

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Andrew
from Perth

saw at Burswwod for the first time mate you are the best had the best 3 hours. Emailed mates uin canada as soon as i got home and told them about “you cant say cunt in canada” they cant wait to see you but said that you wouldnt play London Ontario…told them to get there arses to toronto and make a real night of it thanks kev

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Rev.Andy
from Maine,USA.

Hey Kev,
What’s up with those aussie wankers at the bloody radio station in ipswitch AU.? (River 949.) I can’t get them to play any of your christmas music. You need to call the morning DJ “Wyneepoo Roberts” over there at River949 and tell them what a Caring Understanding Ninties Type you are. either that or make a personal apperence.
And when are you coming to Maine? I know I live close to the canadain boader and alot of them come over the boader. But we still say “CUNT!” here and load enough for them to hear it to….LOL

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corey
from bunburyWA

hey kev your a fuckin true aussie legend i missed your show here in bunbury WA they fuckin sold out to quick hope to see ya back in bunbury again sometime soon. by the way merry christmas mate.

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Steve
from England

Kev,
Top show in Dublin,as an Aussie who’s been here for 15 years you made me realize how much culture I’ve lost, so I’m going to piss off home, keep up the good work and start singing the Festival of Life again, it may just wake some of the religious twats in this place up!!

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Michelle
from perth

forgot tomention that I am honoured to be a member of the West Australian, DILLIGAF choir. Luv u Kev

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Michelle
from Perth

Fuckin good concet last light, keep up the good work luv ya Kev

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Kerry
from PerthWA

Hey Kev. Fuckin good concert last night. First concert ive been to of yours but not the last. Can’t fuckin wait till next year this time im takin my b/f and bro. I fuckin think you rock. Bring nigel next time and betty.

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Greeny
from perthWA

Hey Kev mate. FUKN LEGEND!!!! ive been listening to your songs since i was a lil tacker, and i finaly got the chance to see u live in perth last night (16th dec), 5 rows from ya…and i fukn loved it. ive neva had a person make my cry so hard! keep going mate and i cant wait to see ya next time!!

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Ashley
from swindon

hope you e mail me telling me if u can make it 2 swindon some time like in the wyvern i think youv bin there b 4 hope you can i wanna come n c u in swindon will b gr8 fnx kev

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Ashley
from swindon

Kev u have 2 have 2 come 2 swindon or some where near here i love u m8 no when i tell my m8ts bout gthat i keep sayin dilligaf 2 dem all hope you can make it ere u r a fuking legend kev

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Kelli Dowsett
from Worthing,England

Kev,
My dad first brought me to see you when I was 15, now I am 27 and still dragging him along.
I am watching the cricket and cant stop thinking of Warnys wanger when ever they say his name!
Get Jenny Talia back on the road
xx

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Angelo Frisina
from PerthWA

Hi again Kev,
Well tomoorow we are attending your show for the first time for me and my little brother, with mum and dad, who have seen you many times before. I just want to tell you that I can’t wait to see you live and we got great seats 3 rows from the front, hey if you wanna take the piss out of my brother, feel free his name is Domenic (Big Dom). Would also be great to get a photo with you so I can bragg to my mates! I”MMMM excited

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Adam Urbanowicz
from London,OntarioCanada

Was going to ask when you are coming back to Canada… but it looks like they guy before me did. Love the new songs… can’t wait until DILLIGAF comes to my house! Already placed an order online!

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donny bartlett
from ontariocanada

When you coming back to Canada just try to play Casino Niagara thank you and keep up the good song thanbk you mate.

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chalky
from leominster,herefordshireUK

This is excellant bring on some more…..

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matthew
from gillinghamkent

hi kev saw your show last thursday it is a fucking brillant show i cant wait till next year dilligaf

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Jim
from Derry

The Derry Gig was amazing thank fucking you!!!!!!!!
Hurry Back Plzzz
Fuckin Legend

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ian smith
from cheddar,england

My father in law is nuts on your style of humour and i didn’t realise you were playing live locally until too late. do you have any plans to return to the land of cricket soon. got one of your albums recently and its amazing??????????

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paul
from meathireland

hi kev you fuckin legend. saw ur show in dublin best show i was ever at. thanks for picture and autograph..come back soon…

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reg bennetts
from Perth

Dear Kev,
I am a Kalgoorlie boy who left Australia in 66 and returned in 98 with my Irish Wife and two Irish Children.
My Boy Feidhlim is 17 and is a big fan of yours.
Again thanks for many happy minutes.
Dont give up.
Regards.
Reg

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Maverick
from EastbourneUK

Hi mate just to say have a good christmas and all the famley to hope to see you next year BIG MAV
PS bring bigger t-shirts next year 5xl please

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Steve
from Omagh,N.Ireland

Kev that show (Derry) was one of the best i have ever been to. Thanks for the photo with me, can’t wait to your back here.

*shouts* Kevin

*friend shouts* Fuckin Legend

Fuckin Legend

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Shane/Dublin
from Dublin

last night was great, i havent laughed so much in ages, best comedy show ive been to, loved the muslims bit

dilligaf

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andrew
from london

kev u need more shows in london rock on

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Sue
from Dublin

Caught the show last night ion Vicar St Kev. Fuckin’ Legend! See ya next year, spread the word, DILLIGAF!

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Andrew
from Darwin

How the heck are you Kev, me and a couple of mates went and seen you when you were here in Darwin and we had the best nite. We all want to know when the Darwin DVD is gonna be coming out. Otherwise keep your good shit up and can’t wait to see you back here. DILLIGAF

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will
from ukshropshire

hey kev, my cousin gave me your 20 years of kev cd it inspired me to write a kev type song i just wondered how do u get ur tunes on the radio? if ud like to hear it i can send an mp3 of it to see what u think? all the best, cheers, will

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Dermot
from CountyClare,Ireland

Was at your show in Limerick last Friday night, it was excellent. I enjoyed every bit of it. Hope you come back next year. Best of luck.

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mandy & pete
from PlymouthUK

Dear Kev, Betty, Pete & Crew,
Ok it’s taken some time but you can blame Julie(Cornwall) for that.
A big thank you for making us so welcome in Torquay, the show was out of this dull world!! On a personal note, thanks for looking after my mate of nearly 15 years! It’s good to see her smile again. Hope to catch up soon, but in the mean time love to you all, and feel free to E-mail us back, would love to keep in touch. Mandy & Pete XXXX

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gillian hourigan
from corkcityireland

just been to your show for the second year in a row thought it was fuckin class as usual you are a fuckin true legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dilligaf

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sean
from nireland

saw kev live last night the guy is a true legend the best show i ve ever seen kev if u r back here drop me a line the lads will take u and show how to drink mad paddy style mate

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Steve
from Lisburn,NorthernIreland

Hey folk… Been listening to your music for the best part of 20 years now and finally got the chance to see ya on 29/11/06 in the Ulster Hall in Belfast..two words for ya **FUCKING LEGEND**

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Paul
from Belfast

Kev. I saw you for the 3rd time last night.. most of your stuff I heard in Belaast in the early 90s . You looked tired after your tour and you were on action pilot.. hope if ever see you again there is more and you dont wear galsses.. quit while yr in front.. dont regurgatite..really disappojted with hearding stuff from nearly 15 years ago

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mike murphy
from galwayintherepofireland

I have heard a few of your songs before kev f**in great (in pc wont allow bad txt)in hopeing to buy a few cd’s from the site now and the irish gig dvd too keep it up your great.

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Dean
from Perth,WA

G’day Kev you’re a legend. Keep up the good work!

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em and luke
from TUNBRIDGEWELLS,KENT

UR A FUCK’IN LEGEND M8!!! WE HAD A GREAT NIGHT,, EVEN BETTER WE GOT TO MEET YOU AT THE END OF YOUR SHOW, YOUR A FUNNY BLOKE YOUR MUSIC IS THE BEST, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!! EMILY AND LUKE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Sandie
from Rochester,UK

Hi Kev,

Saw you last Thursday. You were fucking brilliant and cant wait till next year.

Fucking Legend

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Sandie
from Rochester,Kent,UK

Hi Kev,

Saw you last Thursday in Chatham.

You were fucking brilliant. Cant wait till next year.

Fucking Legend

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Annie Webster
from London

So pissed off - I only just checked the website to check for dates. Had this strange feeling last night that I should contact you after all this time. Love to Betty. Maybe I’ll catch the show next year. Love to Betty. Your old (and favourite!!!) travel agent. Ann

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louie
from hastings,UK

hiya mate i went to your show at the white rock the other day but i got pissed before i went in and i ended up puking on the stairs in the toilet and outside after the first song i wish i’d seen u now though but it was a fun nite eventhough i still got guts ache i dont know if anyone replys to this but i just wanted to know if you’ll be playing here again!!! cheers
p.s. i wont be wasted next time lol

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Christopher Sharp
from CumbernauldScotland

God man I love ya songs heard the first one in the year of 2000 I loved it man. If yer ever up my neck of the woods drop me an email. I’d love to meet you and listen to you live!

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Mad Mac

Just back from the Glasgow Pavillion gig and it was a scream. Kev, you were superb mate. Sincerely hope it won’t be long till you’re back touring Scotland again. All the very best for the remainder of the tour !!

MAD MAC

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Jamie Warr
from Harlow,EssexENGLAND

Hi Kev, saw your show at the Harlow Playhouse last month and I have got to say it was fucking great. I had only heard my dad go on about you before and heard his cd’s but I am sure glad I came to see you now. One thing though that dissapointed me was you did not sing my favorite song “She’s the sorta Shiela” but hey, I think I will live.
See you when you return
DILLIGAF
Jamie

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Alan Nicoll
from Scotland

Hey Kev. Coming to see your show on Saturday and im really looking foward to it but you will probably think DILLIGAF. Well hope to have a great night on Saturday and will see you then.

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richard clark
from dunfermlinescotland

tried booking your show for this weekend but was told only single seats available could you tell the fuckers to move up one seat so i can sit next to my wife iam no spring chickin and she is the only one who will hold my dick at a show do you keep the single seats at carnegie hall for fucking wankers!! bit of a cunt i’ll miss your show, the theartre in southport is a sit anywhere your arse fits . been a fan for years came all the way from south africa to see your short hairy arse. love the mandellas.

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Rebecca
from Letchworth

Hi Kev, saw you on Sat 4th in Stevenage. Just wanted to say was an amazing show, I’ve never laughed so much in my life! Thank you! XX

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Sheryl
from EmpireBayNSWAustralia

Hiya Kev. My stepson has been chaffing at the bit to see you live. So after 5 years of waiting he finally turned 18 and we are flying up to Tweed Heads for your show on the 9 December. I saw you many years ago and cant wait to take my son to your show and see you again. Cya soon. Shez

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Belinda
from Liverpool,England

Hi Kev, Was at your Southport show on 5th November and you were great. Bought the tickets for my hubbie as a birthday present and we both thoroughly enjoyed your show. You are the funniest Kev! Was brilliant listening / seeing you do some of our favourites live!

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LAURIE PARSONS
from MANDURAH/KARRATHA

KEV, HOW THE FUC? ARE YOU GOING,WILL CATCH YOU UP ONE DAY NOW THAT WE ARE LIVING DOWN SOUTH, JUST LIKE TO SAY THANKS FOR THE VIDEOS YOU PASSED ON TO MY INSURANCE BROKER DAN THE MAN. HOPE EVERYTHING IS FINE WITH WIFE. KIDS AND GRANDKIDS YOU ALSO THOUGHT I COULDNT SPELL BUT CANT SAY DIRTY WORDS ANYMORE SINCE NOW DAYS I RIDE A BIKE AROUND ON SUNDAYS AND STARTING TO SOUND A BIT YANKISH WHEN I TRY AND SELL MY BOOKS ABOUT THE LORD

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Tony Taylor and Jane
from Leicester

Hi Kev - Middle of the front row at Nottingham- absolutely great show this year (even for old hands like Jane and me) - new stuff great and one day they`ll be “old favourites” I`m sure — Thanks so much for my request for “Ollie and Olga” — absolutely great of you — Sorry could not manage to stay on to meet you afterwards — Jane says she`ll have to wait till 2007 for her “next root”
Love to Betty - and roll on 2007
Thanks again from us both
Tony and Jane

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lindsey
from sunnysouthport

hiya kev fantastic show last nite went last year aswell:) u forgettin the lyrics to ya own songs made me laff and snapping loads strings on ya guitar hope ya cold gets better soon and enjoy touring ill see ya next year:)

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Howie
from BedsUK

Ribs are still hurting from your gig in Stevenage on 4 Nov (Almost had to go to casualty to sort the ribs out, but went on to a mates place and got pissed instead).
Absolutely brilliant, didn’t stop laughing all night.
Missed Jenny but will catch her show in April. Hope you’ll be back next year!!!
Thanks mate.

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Stacey
from BuckinghamshireUK

Hey Kev

I went to see you for the first time in Aylesbury (UK), I took my dad for father’s day, we had a fantastic time!! We love listening to your music its all that kept my dad sane while teaching me to drive. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F is a great saying n i use it all the time. I look forward to your next tour i will definately be coming to watch you again, keep up the good work Kev!!
Stace x x x

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Pete
from Glasgow,Scotland.

Some people might think you need the therapy, but seeing you in Kings Lynn was the best therapy I have had in a very long while.. Would love to see you in Glasgow, might just have to next time!

Love your obsession with farts, I share the same affecton for anal emission..

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Reg
from StHelensmerseyside

Saw you last night 5/11/06 at Southport best bommy night ever all the fireworks were inside couldn`t get a Guy camillas a spoil sport fuckin legend kev all the best Reg aka AL

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jeff
from southportengland

g`day kev…….. been a fan for a few years but got to se you tonight at southport, front row, fuckin awesome…..gonna try to tickets for next week in bolton. never stopped laffin, pc free zone is the understatement. would luv to see u in oz on your own patch maybe one day, but def see again in uk. cheers mate thanx for a great night

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simon jones
from horncastlenearskeggness

Came to see you live at skeggness you where fucking brilliant best show i have ever seen yet my little 4 year old has got cancer and you signed a copy off one of your cds for him, kian jones, and he loves it to bits every show you do in england in the fuure i will be there DILLIGAF, FUCKING ace.
Why did know one tell me you where here on this plannet glad i stumbled over you nigel fucking legend both of you

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John Reid
from Henlow,Beds,UK

Hi Kev!
Just been to your Stevenage show Nov 4th, my second KBW gig, and can’t wait for next year already! Thanks for another cracking show - so much new material - loved House of the Rising Flood!! Also got another chance to meet you - what makes your show special is that you are all about the fans! Other wankers are in their car before the audience is even out of the hall. Anyway, good on yer Kev, and see ya next year!

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Gaven
from uk

kev m8 saw you in kings lynn the other day (1.11.06), thats the 8th time i’ve seen you live and you just keep gettin better. you truly are an outback genious..keviiiin…FUCKIN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!

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Ian Gillespie
from EnniskillenN.Ireland

Hi Kev you old cunt living in ireland come from woy woy central coast NSW looking forward to seeing you on Dec 4th in some fucking show in derry

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charlene

hello went to see you last night it wos fucking shit hot had an amazing night and say hello to betty love you kev

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dawn cifuentes
from cairnsQLD

since receiving a smuggled cd of yours in qld 89 from a now deceased mate,we will remain fans forever!

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Steve
from Elm,Wisbech,Cambs,England

A legend that’s for sure. Saw you in Kings Lynn on 01/11/06. wassorry the phone operator was not there. Only 4 cds to go, then got all of them. Cheers Kev for a wonderful night, see you again soon. Have a webb site and on it is a page dedicated to you http://snakepit.homestead.com/dilligaf.html., with links to your page

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Chris
from Nottingham

Nigeeeelllll!!!

Fucking legend!

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kev
from coventry..uk

hi kev.
i own 11 of your albums and a dvd too but seeing you live in birmingham was an awesome laugh..hope to see you again soon in the future you FUCKIN LEGEND!

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festa
from hampshire,england

love your songs mate ,always laugh me bollocks off

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Emma
from Sydney

G’day mista Wilson mate, how ya goin bloke?? Hey I’ve been listening to your stuff since I was about 12 years old when I first heard the telephone operater song. I came and saw you 10 years ago at Pittwater RSL and thought you were fan-F@#ing-tastic. I never laughed so hard in my life. Can’t wait till you get back from the UK, but unless you can slip a sydney show in between tweed heads and goin bavk to perth I’ll be shit out-a-luck again. Hope to see you back in sydney sometime early in the new year mate.

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Debbie Parke
from Perth

Hey Kev…I married a POM 3 years ago…Andrew…we call him Ags for short…anyway I brought him one of your CD’s to get him to the aussie way..ha ha…he now has the full set of your CDs. While we were living in Norwich UK…Ags would drive around the place with your CD’s blaring and I would be telling him to wind up the windows…LOL…We have now moved back to Perth …home town for me…and this past week I brought Ags tickets to see you at the Burswood in Dec…We are both lookin forward to it Kev…should be a blast…and I cannot wait to see the smile and on Ags face….if you remember…call out his name….shit that would make him shit…cause his Dad is also coming over from the UK and I have a ticket for him too…Cheers Kev…Deb

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bev
from uk

Love you Kev and may you bring many a more smiles to our faces all the fuckin best . x x x

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Jocko
from Christchurch,England

How you hanging? Again can you give me and the lads a shout in pompey on the 21st. If possible can you give a special DILLIGAF shout to cluster fuck on that night as I’m sure he is inspiratin for you to pen a song about the most head up his own arse firefighter in the world. Anyway, have a good tour and we’ll see you on the 21st.

Fucking legend.

Jocko. J B, Waz, Boner, and Cluster(Fuck).

PS can you sign his Tit as we all think thats the shit he’d be into. And please give him shit when you’re on stage.

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Steve
from Ely,England

Hi Kev saw you live for the first time at Kings Lynn last night ( 1/11/06 ) Thought you were a Fucking Legend ! So so funny me and my other half couldn’t stop laughing and singing along, top notch mate will see you again live no doubt about it. You blew us away SUPERB. Was great to meet you after too sorry didnt get to meet the missus maybe next time. Anyway can’t wait to see you again come back to the uk soon. KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FUCKING LEGEND…………………..
Steve.

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Ben Leech
from BuryStEdmunds

Hey kev im 1 of ur biggest fans eva n im goin 2 ur show in kings lynn.i cant fuckin wait.ive grown up watchin u,i got my 1st video of urs wen i was bout 5 off me grandad n im now 19.i cant fuckin wait n i fuckin love the songs ollie and olga,hey santa clause u cunt and also stick that fucking phone up your fuckin arse.cant wait.ill b wearing my DILLIGAF t-shirt aswell

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Paul
from Boston

Went to see your show at the embassy centre in Skeggness last night, I was the one who asked for Festival of Farts, Shame you couldn’t do the whole thing, However the show was still without a doubt the best thing i have ever seen. I’ve been a fan since 1993 and it was a dream come true to come and see you. Just wish i’d been able to meet you in person after the show. People who aren’t a fan say ‘you only like him coz he swears’ but thats not the case in this crazy PC obsessed world it is a breath of fresh air to be able to take 3 hours out to say what the f**k you like. Cheers Kev keep it up. Paul.

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Darkwing Don
from Pittsburgh,PAUSA

I have enjoyed your songs since I discovered your Christmas songs. I know you like and use the word C.U.N.T. in almost every song, so I thought you would like to know the US origin of CUNT. It is an acroynym that stands for “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking” (CUNT). I thought you could use that in a song someday. Sometime before I die, I would love to see you in concert. I guess I’ll have to come to Australia…..

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Neil
from shropshire

Fuckin marvellous show again Kev, from the four coppers who had the photie with you after show, the number plate is on the wall, see your daughter in April in Shrewsbury 2007 and you when you are back. Neil

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Pete
from Bournemouth

Went to Kev in Bournemouth best laugh i’ve had in years can’t wait for next time

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martin grennan
from wolverhamptonengland

G’day Kev, saw you at birmingham recently and you were bloody awesome. You seemed impressed with my velcro dilligaf t-shirt (maybe either you or I should market them) More power to you mate and hope to see you again soon. In the meantime I’ll be keeping a look out for young Jenny Tallia.
Regards to “Holly” - a fuckin’ legend.

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jason hardman
from huddersfield

saw you on sat 28th october in aston mate your a legend for a fact. thought you were ace mate keep it going. hope to see you again sometime soon mate take care bud and again keep up the good work

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michael and linda burke
from waterfordireland

well kev see you are coming back to the form in waterford was there last year front row was the best night out please keep doing what you do will see you december 2 front row again wouldn`t miss it

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Tony
from Grimsby,UK

shit hot show the other night mate, FAN-fuckin-TASTIC - unfortunately the missus is still not a fan, but she didnt leave… bollocks to her anyway (dilligaf) i thought you were great - come back to Grimsby soon

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Sarah
from EastYorkshire

Hi Kev!! Me and some of my family came to see you in Nottingham on Sunday and we loved the new stuff as well as the old!! Ive found u on myspace but u havent got any mates on there! Felt a bit sorry for u so added u!! lol! Check out my myspace www.myspace.com/sarahmangan Take care Kev and enjoy the rest of your tour!! Sarah x

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Sarah
from EastYorkshire

Hi Kev!! Me and some of my family came to see you in Nottingham on Sunday and we loved the new stuff as well as the old!! Ive found u on myspace but u havent got any mates on there! Felt a bit sorry for u so added u!! lol! Check out my myspace www.myspace.com/sarahmangan

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Jason Boyle
from Scunthorpe

hey kev, great night lastnight in grimsby, (29/10/06) really fucking loved it and hope to see you again. i thought of a new song for you. next time you come over here theres my town outside of grimsby about 20min away called sCUNThorpe, really that is how its spelt. so you cant say cunt in canada, but you fucking can in scunthorpe, its named after half the tossers here. anyway good luck you old fart and see you soon.

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Stu
from Wirral

Awesome show at Ashton!! Haven’t laughed that hard, well, ever!!! Brilliant work Kev, come back over this way soon!!!

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Chris Hill
from Oldham,England

Went to see you on saturday night in Ashton. Fucking brillient! Had to buy the album especially for the new orleans song.

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wayne
from grimsby

saw you last night kev at the auditourim and can i say it was fanfukingtastic from 8 til 11 best night ever
and all the classic song you sung was fuking brilliant carnt wait till next yr if ur here again

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Paul
from CamborneCornwall

Hi kev you old bastard wankstain, missed you this year in Plymouth, cus me fucking boss is a wanker and wouldnt give me time off

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Christine Moran
from Oldham

What a great night last night, in Ashton. Haven’t seen you for a long while but you just get better and better.

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carl
from harloessexuk

saw u at playhouse thought u was great keep up the gd work come here more often u f*cking lengend or was that nigelllllllll lol u g8 m8 d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f

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cody dally
from newzealand

what up kev its cody dally here i just wanna say how much i love listening to your songs they are so funny i want one of your cds but mum and dad say im not old enough i mean i am 13 thow but yeah oh well long live kev the f@#king australia lengend from cody dally in new zealand.KEVIN BLOODY WILSON ROCKS!!!!

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Gerry Huizer
from Calgary,Canada

I’m not an Oxford Scolar but come to Calgary you Dirty Basterd!!!!

Cheers,

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Stev
from Shrewsbury,UK

Hi Kev. I was your follow spot tonight, wicked show mate, had me crying with laughter but I still managed to keep my professional head on. Come back to us soon, remember who I told you once played here ?

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Sue
from MiddlesexnofunnysKev

Kev mate !!!! what a performance last night !!!! Your show wasn’t too bad either !!!! Only joking Betty !!!
Brilliant show at Hayes, the tears were rolling down my legs !!!!
Long may you Root King Kev !!!!!
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rubberleg
from banbridge

going to kev at end of november and on that night it will b the little bloke and aussie lengend will meet the legend that is rubberleg and in kev’s words D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

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The Hardman
from Canada..

COME TO CANADA YOU FUCKIN’ FUNNY CUNT !!

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Muntz
from UK

Bleedin great show mate at Hays, definitely a mans view on Camilla tho, you reckon he must be a “wanker” - from the female side, I reckon if he shags that, he’s too lazy to wank………..keep us up to date on when the sprog is over here for her tour!! Good luck with the rest of the tour!

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Julai
from Dunstable,Beds,UK

We had a family outing of 8 to your show at the Beck in Hayes, fantastic night, my Daughter (14) is desperate to see you, but underage, although she listens to all your stuff!!! Keep up the great works, we all luvved ya! Ju xx

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paul fuller
from hayes,england

keviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn……………………..fucking legend!!!
i was at the beck last nigh and thats the first time ive seen ya and cant wait for you to come back.already bought couple of you cd’s and dvd’s this morning on ebay. fucking excellent show mate.
im spreading the word.DILLIGAF!!

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TOM
from paignton,devon,ENGLAND

Another blindin’ show in Torquay ,sunday night, 3rd time i’ve seen ya, gets better every year!! When you come back make sure you bring Jenny with you. I missed her take on the female side of life.

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coppo
from WA

Love your work Kev, the stuff of legend mate!

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Dualta
from Strabane,Ireland

Going to see Kev in Belfast 29th Nov i cant fecking wait the man is a legend!! Bring some fit Aussie’s Kev do us proud haha

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Leeroy
from StokeonTrent

Hi Kev watched you at Birmingham on the 15th October, you new stuff is well funny keep it comin m8 you the funniest bloke ive ever heard and seen, it would be nice ta see ya in Stoke next time ya tour. (P.S your the fuckin legend not nigel)

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Moriarty the Mundane
from England

Kevin bloody BRILLIANT!!
Dudley town hall last friday…superb!
I just had to put you in my blog http://moriartythemundane.blogspot.com/
See you and TJ next year…

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Sam
from Cardiff,Wales

Saw you for the first time saturday, what an awsome night. i cracked a rib from laughing. count on seeing us again when your next in cardiff, ill be bringing the family and the neighbors.

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Smoo
from Honiton,Devon

Hi Kev, me and the old man came to your show last night in Torquay, bought him down for his birhtday. It was our first one and it was fucking amazing. Hope you’ll come back down next year for another show, we’ll be there if you do. You are a fucking legend mate

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vic saxe-coburg
from paigntondevonuk

i have just seen the show for the first it was fucking brilliant cant wait till you come to paignton or torqauy again i am a convert now.

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vic saxe-coburg
from paigntondevonuk

i hvae just seen the show for the first it was fucking brilliant cant wait till you come to paignton or torqauy again i am a convert now.

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daz
from walsallengland

hey kev saw you at birmingham wot a top night mate best night ive had in ages laughed so much i nearly pissed me self
keep it up mate cant wait to see you again
might even bring the wife next time !!!!!!!!! pmsl

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Rachel
from Eastbourne,UK

Well what can I say amazin guy….remember listening to this guy when I was just a wee nipper getting hold of a tape that my dad had acquired!!! Finally got to see him at the White Rock in Hastings, UK and regardless of being there with an recently acquired EX is was one of the best nights I can ever recall….keep it up KEV you rock xxx

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Richard Wilson
from CwmbranSouthWales

Saw Kev last night, (21st October) in Cardiff. first time, very very impressive. Fair play, he even found time after to autograph a KBW poster that I swiped from the nice bloke at Dewi Sant!! (St.Davids) Got a photograph on the moby of me wiv our Kev!! Even the wife managed to chuckle, especially when Kev was bangin on about black post boxes!!! Thanks very much, we will be along to see you again!!

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bianca
from qldaust

hi, watched your dvd for the 1st time today and thought it was funny, wish more ppl had your attitude, its a good way to think : DILLIGAF, lol. well thanks for making me laugh. Sometimes its hard to smile when u have 4 kids . Anyway, keep up the good work. Cya

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tom and phil
from cardiff

kev awsome concert..mate it was the most hilarious evening i have ever had.Will be at every concert we can get to.Cheers from the rugby lads..Look forward to seeing you in the future!!!

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mollie
from rugby

hi kev mike and i came to see you at leamington spa. we thought you were gr8.
see you next year.
didnt get a photo of us but dilligaf i will get one next year.
mollie

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marklockupyersheepg
from cornwalluk

kev your the dogs bollox mate strait up u give me the best fukkin laughs ever cant wait to see ya live next time your over here
and dont put viagra in your eyes …might make ya look hard but it stings like thrush on a cunt

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paul
from ireland

hi kev.. love your stuff.. cant wait to see you in dublin in december

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Beccy
from Wolverhampton

Hey kev
Thanks for a great nite at Dudley town Hall, enjoy the rest of the UK. Great to hear TJ will be touring here next year. I’m off to book tickects!!!!! See you again soon

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ANDY
from TORQUAY

SAW YOU IN PLYMOUTH KEV,FUCKIN GREAT AS USUAL. ANY CHANCE YOU COULD DO SHE’S THE SORTA SHEILA WHEN YOU’RE IN TORQUAY?.PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF MUSLIMS ,ITS SAVE US DOING IT!!!!!

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steve & Jen DILLIGAF
from ChesterfieldUK

top fuckin night in chesterfield Kev we fort you were top tucker from down under i fogot to say after show that here in UK they are now taking fuckin christmas out of the fuckin schools hospitals any public place cuz it offends them smelly fuckin letterbox brown bastard,s what the fuck is this country comin to?????????? thanks for a wicked night we haven’t laughed like that it ages hope to see you again soon Steve & Jen

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MKtoBrum
from MiltonKeynes,UK

Just wanted to say the Birmingham concert was fantastic. Well worth throwing a day off sick! I loved the show so much I’ll be along to the one at Stevenage AND Aylesbury! D Kev your a top bloke doing the show and then taking all that time to sign merchandise, have photos taken and chat to everyone ) xxx

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Ian
from Coventry

Saw Kev at Leamington Spa on Tues 17th Oct, fantastic, great show as always (not missed one in 5 years!!) Funny new songs and great new lyrics. Keep it up you old barstard!!!! Wicked photo with me and him too cheers bloke!!!!

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mick
from cannock

hi kev
next time you come to cannock could you bring a double size quilt for our bed as last night you signed jacquis breast and it all rubbed off in the night and ruined our bed sheets
cheers
ps fantastic show

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Brandan Colum
from Eaton/AustralindW.A.

hey kev, love ur music especially the 1 about warne lol so funny but any ways u and my uncle (peter colum) r best m8s or just m8s to wat ive heard and my old man sed that there was a clip of uncle pete with u or singing 1 off ur songs with u but i kant find it anyway i dont no if its tru or not so if u could just yes or no that would b gr8.
thnx Brandan colum

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Richard Radley
from Southport

Me and my dad really love u mate, You really are a fucking ripper mate

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steve
from walsall

hey kev,great show last night in three nipple country,cannock, keep it up mate-youre a legend. i’m off round town now to give outv some DILLIGAF. steve

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phil the pom
from cannockuk

kev saw you in cannock on the 18th oct wot a fuckin top nite, better than last year and to top the night off i pulled one of your fans there ( yer it was a female) All the best see you next year

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Mary-Jane
from Aberystwyth,Wales

Kev , you’re a f’kin hero! You’ve made me wet my kickers laughing for lots of years now. I’ve recently had ‘DILLIGAF’ printed on my t-shirt (what a f’kin good word…I use it lots).My son is going to Aus in January 2007 for a year, I told him to check out Kalgoolie, if he ain’t been there then he ain’t been to Aus! You & Nigel are THE f’kin legends!!!!! Keep us all laughing mate, luv ya!

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Ben Pearce
from England,London

Alright there Kev, Me and the old man will be coming to see you on November the 24th 2006 in tunbridge wells. Just thought I’d ask if during one of you songs you could take the piss out of my father has it is his Birthday, he as been a massive fan of yours since I was an Ich in his pants, his name is paul johnsen, Dilligaf is not just a word to him, its a way of life. talking about life if you enjoy it, don’t fuck off the muslim, they can’t take a joke. looking forward to meeting you mr wilson. is Nigel coming? He a fucking legend.

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kez
from Enland,Clacton-on-sea

hey Kev, im only 16yrs old and have already listened to like every song you have done my fav ones are; The local cops a cunt, Santa was stoned, Absolute cunt of a day, Santa claus you cunt, you cant say cunt in canada and i want to be a builder. so they are my top fav songs of which i know all the words and frequently sing with friends as they are also big Kev fans, I cant wait to see you when im old enough im gonna go to every concert you do in 2008 when im 18. You are a great Aussie and the world loves ya keep your songs rockin and you will be fine. luv from your biggest youngest fan ever kez XxX

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Banjo the Bandito

Hey Kev glad to hear you are back again this year! Watched you in Bedworth last time and pissed myself! When i met you after the show i showed you the Cov claw! Did you write a song about it? We are watching you in Leamington this year and cant wait! Mate give a shout out to Banjo Baines at the show! D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F! And youve got to sing the apprentice!

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Chris & Gemma
from StokeonTrent

Fantastic night again Kev in Birmingham! There wasnt a dry eye between us at the end of the show! Brilliant new album! Keep up the good work!

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don the pommie
from BirminghamEngland

Wot a show matey, best nites entertainment ive had in years. (definately since i screwed my mates wife) lol top show Kev/ MUST catch you again matey. best wishes to you & family.Don.

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slinky minx
from Birmingham

Forgot to say that your a top bloke kev and you have the power to make me laugh everyday….btw thanks for the cool new word “DILLIGAF”…lmao..Love ya Kev slinky xxx:x

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slinky minx
from Birmingham

GDay mate,Just been to see you at the Alexandra theatre and as i thought i had a bloody wonderful time.I really wanted your autograph but i couldnt wait in that queue cos i had kids to get home to Never mind ay,maybe next time mate,Take care and enjoy the rest of your tour and remember to come back soon.Love Slinky xxx

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don the pommie
from England

15/10/2006. Saw you today at the Alexandra theatre Birmingham England. Fantastic night hope to see you soon.Best wishes to you Betty and the family as an after thought Best wishes to santa clause. DILLIGAF. Your No1# fan Don

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Ian
from Coventry

Hi Kev,
Just returned from the Alexandra Theatre in Birmingham, what a show fantastic, the best ever seen. I had a kev virgin with me tonight and he loved the show as well. Can’t wait to see JennyTalia next year. Look forward to when you are back on tour again.
DILLIGAF Ian

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Joe
from Queensland

Kev, You rock, D I L L I G A F, is a top fucken word, I even got me a fucken hat. Can’t wait to see more DVDs. and that Warn song, “put your wannger away” Goog advice I reckon. Warny Put you wanger away, you’ve been told mate.

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Len Casson
from Harwell,Oxon

Who said Friday 13th was unlucky? Not if you were at the Hexagon in Reading it wasn’t. Best concert I’ve been to yet, and proof positive that the f***in’ leg-end lives on. DILLIGAF?? Only if I miss one of your tours!!!! p.s. Can’t wait to see T.J. (Jenny Talia) next year on her first solo tour - a chip off the old block if ever there was one. Good on yer, Kev - and thanks again.

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annette redshaw
from hull

dear kev,my friend and i saw u when u came to the the royal opera house in york;and it was the best night of our life,we have bn looking out for u to see if u where going to b apperaing again at york or kingston upon hull where i know live got all yr cd’s everything we there your absolutley fucking ace;and we hope to see u again;we didnt know that u had a web site ;and now im learning how to use the computer ;can see everything that yr doing ;take care kev ;hope to see u again in the front row seat’s like last time fantastic love from annette and chris

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jason
from SlawitHuddersfield

Yo Kev. Cant wait to c ya in manchester this month I think you f***ing ace mate keep it up.

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kenny
from essexuk

Hi i just seen you at harlow tonight. This was the 1st time i saw you. I hope you play here again. thanks for a great night take care from kenny

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Tommy n Kirsty Jane
from WelwynGardenCity

Hi Kev! Saw you on 11 October on my 27th birthday and you were fan-fuckin-tastic. Just seen you in Harlow with my ‘I’m a cunt’ t-shirt and we were equally pleased. Kirsty Jane has never seen you before but now loves ya as much as I do. The plan is to see you in Dunfermline and St Albans, all being well. Have a bloody great tour. See ya around Tommy n Kirsty Jane

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malkster
from readinguk

kev saw your show lat night in reading just got to say FUCKING LEGAND!!!!!,come back reall soon

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Kc .w.
from newZealand

OMG!!! you are so fucking funny my m8 jade was a total piss head and she told me bout u and holy shit! Ha Ha i like ur song kid(he swears a bit).
Kc, x0×0x

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ray
from bostonengland

hi kev met u at peterborough the other night [i was last in line] thought the show was as good as the first u ever did at peterborough i wasthere for that and never missed one since so see u next time u visit the cresset

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Ronny
from Dublin,ROI

Went to your show in Dublin last year and will come to this year’s show again too. We’re a bit disappointed though that my girlfriends photo is not in the breast quest photos. She’s got brillant tits and if you’ve lost the photo I have one that I can send you. If all else fails you can sign her tit again in December - or is that what you wanted all along

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Mel
from Dorking

Hey Kevin, just been to see you at the Dorking halls and I think U R a fuckin legend. Enjoy the rest of your tour.

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Paul
from bournmouth

october 8th, bournmouth. been listening to kev since i was a kid and my older brother had seen him several times, well i finally got my turn. was a great night and i just didnt stop laughing. KEV YOUR A ****IN LEGEND!!!!!

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Tony
from Sydney

G’day Kev. Just want to say that you have kept me sane these past 5 months. I’m in the Royal Australian Navy and just coming back from a 5 month deployment. As you can imagine it can get pretty lively living with the same people for 5 months in confined spaces. I received a song emailed to me from a friend and at the end of the song this web page was advertised. Glad it was. Keep up the great work and entertaining us all.
Thanks
Keg

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David McKinley
from somerset

saw you last night in plymouth , 3rd time in 10 years , you were fucking great, a true fucking legand

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Paul Hilton
from Manchester,UK

Hey Kev! I saw you in the Southport Theatre in 2003 and bought a t-shirt and you signed it.. then it was consigned to the wardrobe for fear of ruining it…. and I almost forgot about KBW and all that until i went to my tattooist who has a ‘Dilligaf’ t-shirt and is considering having it across his knuckles and I then came back onto the site for some KevFM and saw that you’re in Bolton on NOV 12th… So I thought I’d say… SEE YOU IN NOVEMBER KEV!!!

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Blake
from plymouth

hi kev , I attended your show in plymouth on the 9th of october, I’m glad 2 see your still on form. thanks for a great night.

Cheers.

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PAUL WINDESS
from WEYMOUTHUK

JUST WATCHED YOU LIVE IN WEYMOUTH….. YOU WE’RE FUCKIN’ A1… C YA AGAIN NEXT YEAR!!! HAVE A HAPPY & SAFE TOUR!!!!

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Chris and Gareth
from PlymouthUK

Dear Kev, we have just returned from your show in plymouth it was without a doubt the funniest show we have ever seen, im still laughing, im the lanky guy in a dilligaf cap who you called a cunt just want to say i love you… gareth has a few words,..dude..you rock my world.!.was amazing tonight..im a welsh sheep shagger you told to find a good ‘un..!.KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FUCKIN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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John Blake
from StourbridgeDudley

Hi Kev, First saw you when you were last in Dudley - Fantastic show. Dudley sold out this year so having to go to Cardiff to see you. First night out since our baby Emera was born so you better be as rude as ever! Cant wait and see you there. John and Angie

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Daniel
from Sydney

Kev ya fucken legend, ive been listening to ya since i was 16, ur a champion. u always make me laugh and ur music if fun to get blind to.. im gonna try and make it to ur tweed heads gig in december. i’ll be 18 by then! sweet take it easy champ

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Gary
from Wiltshire,England

Brilliant show last night at the Bournemouth Pavillion, thanks for the poster I’m sure it will make a good donation for Doctors Without Borders!
Pity I did not get to see you before the show, feel like I still owe you that pint!

All the best for the rest of the tour.

Weaponsmith.

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leigh
from southendessex

hey ya just want to say see you at the cliffs in southend and fucking brill loved it hope ya come back m8

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Frank Spencer
from AylesburyEngland

Hi Kev, you are are legend!!

We are coming to see you again at Aylesbury 26th October, this will be our 10th time!, We have manged to get tickets in the front row and i want you to take the piss out of Scott who is a kiwi!

He thinks you are great but is shit scared that you will have a go at him, so don’t disapoint the kiwi git!

Keep up the good work legend!

Frank Spencer

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stuart bazley
from bristolengland

seen the show for the first time last night in weston super mare.. fucking first class loved it..was the best way to start a stag night.. hope to see you again soon..

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scott
from ColchesterEssex

Hey kev scott here you for the first time i went to your show at southend was F**KING great and thankyou for signing me CD and DVD for me ur a f**king legend and you come and play at colchester if you get time coz all me mates wanner see ya live to!
P.S Tell Betty she sounded great on the cd ( stick that f**king phone ) thanks m8 nice 1 .

Scott

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Andy
from Southend-on-sea,UK

Kev, went to the show at the Cliffs Pavillion…Funniest fuckin show i’ve EVER seen! Good on ya Mate!

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michael
from glasgow

hi kev

its mick from glasgow i loved your album called NASHVILLE TRASH. I loved the song called (A TOOL THAT’LL FIX IT) VERY FUNNY KEV YOU ARE A VERY VERY FUNNY GUY. I CAN’T WAIT TILL I GET YOUR NEW ALBUM AT YOUR SHOW IN GLASGOW

KEEP MAK’IN THOSE GREAT FUCK’IN SONGS KEV
ALL THE BEST FROM MICK FROM GLASGOW

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Spoco
from SouthendUK

Just See your Show last night at the Cliffs Pavilion in Southend. Absolutly Awesome! Superb! and a Fucking good laugh!

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lee harris
from stevenageengalnd

fuckin dilligaf for life kev. fuckin works a beauty on me teachers at school. fuckin love the rhymes keep them coming!! u fuckin rule for life mate. now the words to most of ya songs! now wenever the cops stop me i have a good choice i can either sing dilligaf or local cops a cunt!! i love it. cheers mate. laters

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mrs chill
from highlandsscotland

i wrote u a fkn letter and I emailed u fkn twice, I seen you once in Inverness an that was fkn nice but when are you comin back or forward kevin we fkn miss you here. BIG UP FOR KEV FROM ALL THE HAIRY HIGHLANDERS.

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mrs chill
from highlandsscotland

Scotlands fkn luvin ya. so long since you were at inverness. pleeeeeze come back or forward. i got my own 2 headed 6 legged dog and a bucket cold water on stand by.

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shaun
from austrilaperth

i like u shows and songs they are so rude and funny

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andrew powell
from morningtonvic

kev ya fucken legend i love ure songs i cant get enough of it!! keep writing mate ure my fucken hero x

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ben
from lightningridge

hay kev big fan i dont mind wat u play its all fucken good haha i love this fucken music

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Riks
from sunnyfife

hey kev look forward to seeing you at the carneige hall on november 11th

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the madtaff
from WALES

g’day mate, just found out that your coming to Wales next month. i’ll either be working on the local crew that day or sat in the front of the audience, either way i will see you in cardiff.
madtaff

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White_Chocolate
from Queensland

I think that D I L L I G A F is a fucken top word, I use it all the time.

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White_Chocolate
from Queensland

I recently watched one of the DVDs (let loose in Ireland), mate it was fucking great. I had never heard kev’s material much before then, I’m glad I did. Kev mate, you seen like a pretty down to earth bloke, We need more people who know what is happening and can laugh at it, you and Billy Connolly are two of my favourate Commedians. Just wanted to let you know.

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BENNIE
from Redruth,Cornwall,UK

Hey Kev, me and my dad came to see you about 2 years ago in truro, cornwall, uk and it was absolutly shit hot. No joke it was ACE!!!! but i looked through your tour dates and your not coming to cornwall!! why’s that????? write back kev. Cheers! From Bennie!!!

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big steve
from tattershall,lincs

ay up kev. last time i see your show was when you were in sunny skegness on your dilligaf tour. been touring iraq and basra since then so hoping to catch your show in skeggy this year. bringing the missis with me this time for a bit of cultural enlightenment. she things super dooper dildo absolutely hilarious. all the best to ya and good luck with your touring this year from big steve.

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shannon
from dorsetuk

U r a legend! I’m only 12 but fuck me ur good at writin songs. I’d luv 2 meet u, and Nigel fuckin legend lol

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kenny
from newtownabbeyn.ireland

seen you last year. can’t wait to see you again on 29/11/06 in belfast.so fucking sore laughing after last year’s gig.cheers m8

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jamie

kev your songs are mint and class from jamie p all the way from sunny sunderland in the uk

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cammy
from scotland

i watched ur tour in ireland it was well good i liked the song obout the apprentice thax for the class show >>>>

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lozza
from melbourne

are you still singing the songs do ya fuck on first dates,the last lager waltz and stick that fucken phone up ya fucken ass.iv’e got to tune into kev fm

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eli
from newcastleupontynepommie

kev went to both the last two newcastle dates totally brill so why aren’t coming back to geordie land thats newcastle just in case you didn’t know i’ve got nowt to look forward to so yes i do dilligaf
regards
eli

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vladimir
from thenetherlands

G’DAY MATE !!! I came to visit the land of OZZ in 1998 for the first time, i heard some of ya tapes when i whas living in Sydney. I became a big fan,straight away. Now i’m back in the netherlands and listening thru the internet to kev fm.Kev this is a question i really wanna ask; when are ya going to do some bloody show’s in the netherlands????? I hope you would try one day to do so. i reckon it would be a BIG hit ,if you do so. Keep up the good work and laughs and please come to the netherlands to do some shows. greetz a dutch fan.

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Ed Domrowski
from America

I found you on the late great Napster, Otherwise you would have never have gotten to Michigan. You Know about Michigan Don’t ya? just hold out our hand, the right one, palm up. I’m at the bottom knuckle on the outside, accross from Cananda (Mush heads)

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Tim
from wASHINGTON,DC

Yo Kev - my Kiwi buddy turned me on to your CD’s - now you have a boatload of blokes and shelias here in the fuckin states who want to see you perform!!! Get your your bloody crew over here!!

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Darryl
from BournemouthUK

Mate, i have seen you live five times and you just keep getting better & better. keep it up (if you can at your age..) viagra mate.
hope jenny is back in the uk tour soon. and hello to all the crew, and to Betty. Love the web site. im off to clean the glass on the inside of my screen.
c ya on the 8th of oct

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PAUL WINDESS
from WEYMOUTH,ENGLAND

BEEN A FAN OF YOURS KEV FOR FUCKING YEARS… AND I’VE GOT TICKETS TO WATCH YOU PEFORM IN WEYMOUTH,ENGLAND ON YOUR DISGRACELAND TOUR!!! CAN’T NOT FUCKIN’ WAIT!!! I’M IN ROW E SEAT 29… MY NAMES PAUL DON’T 4 GET TO GIVE ME A CALL THAT NIGHT WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT ON THE PISS WITH YOU!! YOU CAN SIGN MY WIFE’S TITS IF YOU WANT… SHE WONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!! SEE YOU SOON AND HAPPY TOURING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dave
from Belfast,Ireland

Just got tickets for November 29th show, 2nd row sweet as, cant wait

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jen
from middlesexuk

we are coming to c u kev when u play at the beck theatre in hayes in october 06 i have listened to some of your songs and we are in for a treat cant wait c u in october jenxxx

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Banjo the Bandito
from CoventryClaw

Hey Kev glad to hear you are back again this year! Watched you in Bedworth last time and pissed myself! When i met you after the show i showed you the Cov claw! Did you write a song about it? We are watching you in Leamington this year and cant wait! Mate give a shout out to Banjo Baines at the show! D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F!

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Moriarty the Mundane
from SouthStaffsUK

Hi ya mate….not long now till we see you in Dudley. Ican’t wait to write up all about you on me blog….
“More Mundane Moments.”
http://moriartythemundane.blogspot.com/

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Noise
from London

I first came across Kevin about 15 years ago, then just this week me and a mate found some of the old recordings. We put them on and spent the night in tears laughing at his fantastic songs and great observations in life.

Long let there be Kevin Wilson, it’s so refreshing to get away from all the political correctness and rubbish peddled by todays media and politicians and just have a good laugh. So what if its about other people/ages/religions/colour? Most of them are just imaginary anyway and it’s not hurting anyone. Good on ya Kev and keep writing those funny songs mate!

Good on ya!

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Ian Gravett
from BoxhillTadworthSurrey

When you visit Dorking Halls on Oct12th or 13th would it be possible to meet you after the show as I’ll be attending with my mates Rob Burgess and Andy Hicks as it will be Andy’s Birthday quite soon he’s a Great Mucker and thought it’d be nice to have a lasting memory we did see you a couple of years ago will your daughter be there too, spoke to her. Anyway Cheers and you are Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!

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Louise
from Albury/Wodonga,Australia

how ya going kev. just writing to say, your a funny bloke, your jokes and your songs are pretty fucking outragerously hilarious. just a week ago my partner brought your 3 disc dvd set, i’ll tell ya, i think there great. so when your coming to albury/wodonga in Aus in a piss farty little big town. keep it up

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helen
from newcastleuk

hey kev, soooo disapointed you are not returning to newcastle this year, been three years in a row, bit of a tradition for us now! have to make do with the tons of cds and dvds we have of you. getting back stage two years ago was tops, add more tour dates please. give our love to jenny hope all is well now. love ya mate you’re the best!

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addella
from MOORAWESTAUST

Hey Kev, I got your latest 3 DVD set and I find your charm and humour relaxing. From the first time I heard your tapes I was hooked. I saw you when you did your last tour b4 heading off over seas and you will never guess where I saw you. The MUKINBUDIN TOWN HALL. Also I keep thinking about your little place “Kickacoonalong” hahah I even got a tee-shirt which you signed “HEY ADDELLA THANKS FOR THE ROOT”. Love your music. Please come back to Moora so I can go see you again I missed your last tour here. I am a total fan of yours. I am an “Abo” and I am not offended by your jokes XOXOXOX Addella

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Martin Kendrick
from Birmingham,England

Kev, I am coming to see you at Dudley town hall in England, after getting a couple of CD’s on the internet.
My stepdaughter will be with us…her birthday is just after….can you wish Stephanie Evans a happy birthday from the stage at Dudley….can you make sure that at Dudley you tell everybody what you can’t say in Canada and that you have had an absolute xxxx of a day…….can’t wait…..you are the best…….

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joise
from melbourne

when are we going to see you over here in melbourn….??????? we hope its not too long away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it seems ages since you were here so hurry up and bloody well get back soon………………xxxxxooooo

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jensne
from bedford.uk

My brother introduced me to your songs about 8 years ago.Sadly i lost the tape. I was on the way home from work tonight and my mate said listen to this, I remembered every word! Rushed home checked your site and i am eagerly awaiting the morning, so i can ring to get tickets to your show in peterborough.Your the best kevin bloody wilson. One of lifes rarity’s.

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Big D
from SA

GDay Kev, Hows it goin mate? Just wanted to know when the fuck your coming to adelaide again? Haven’t seen ya for a couple years and am hangin out for a good laugh!

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Uwe
from Germany

Hey Kev, I was in WA years ago and made some friends for life there. They told me about you, in fact I passed your house a lot of times going to Freo. Anyway, I guess I learned a lot about Aussie-humour just by listening to stuff like “the kid swears a bit” and also some customs like from “Living next door to Allen” . My mates kept sending me your CDs and DVDs every now and then, just got “Let loose in Ireland”. Brilliant! Too bad your stuff doesn’t work in Germany so I guess I have to come back and see ya in WA! Swear on, mate

Uwe

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Mike
from KalmarSweden

Hi Kev. had forgot u. I was in Australia some years ago and had the opportunity to listen to your music. what can i say!! FUCKING
GREAT. I think u should pay Sweden a visit, cause im sure they will luv u and your music like i do.

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Samantha
from DILLIGAFaussiebritchat

Hey Kevin,
We are a group of ppl who just dont give a fuck and have since made up our DILLIGAF aussie and brit based webcam chat. Using DILLIGAF as our room anthem. We have also set up a cafe press shop called DILLIGAFonline which gives us merchandise for our room featuring DILLIGAF and our Kunt with a K. Love your songs, love your sense of humour youve certainly been a great inspiration to all of us. Thanks!

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jay
from miltonkeynesengland

1 word Fucking great mate you should do a milton keynes concet it would be fucking great i know so many people that love you fucking great mate jay

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Moriarty the Mundane...
from SunnyWolverhamptonEngland

Kev…your a breath of fresh air! We come to see you at Cannock or Dudley every year and you never fail to raise the roof. Saw Jenny two years ago…when is she coming back…hopefully next month in Dudley! Crack a tube or two for us tonight….
Moriarty the mundane…rides again!

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Aron
from ColchesterEssexUK

hey love all your songs new fav d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f i cant stop saying it to people hahah coming to see you in november this year in colchester cant wait!!!!

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claire
from glasgow

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW KEV THAT I WAS THERE TO SEE YOU IN LARGS @ THE VIKINGAR AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE F**KING BRILLIANT, I’M HOPING TO GET TO THE PAVILLION TO SEE YOU IN NOVEMBER HOPE ITS AS GOOD.

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dylan kenny
from mossmanOLD

hay kev im 13 haha and im on ur web site.
ill tell u wat ur songs r fukin funny and kev fm its good to
me and me dad hav a colletion of ur cds mum throught owe old tapes away
but we bought heap of new ones. owe local cops a cunt ay dad got pull over by one of the fuck wits
for speding in a 120 km zone and the next day i got pull over by one on me motorbike with no helmut and i was on the road.
SO id beta go c ua later mate

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Charlie
from CarltonSydney

Hi Kev,
How the fuck are you, just to let you know that about 35 Security Guards and 70 Cleanres at the University of NSW, we have just been retrenched…………..We are all feeling a bit low at present.
We would like you to stick it up the Office of the Vice Chancellor iof you don’t mind.

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Dave H.
from Banff,Canada

Hey Kev, I’m an Aussie travelling across Canada at the moment. I am a huge fan of yours and at the moment I am in Banff working in a kitchen. There is a cd player in there and I have been pumping your music up to show these canadian c**ts your music. Believe it or not, they actually love it and are hooked on it now ! hahaha ! They love “You can’t say C**t in Canada !” from your Live CD. Hahaha ! Hey, any plans on touring again in Canada soon? I am probably going to be here til January 2007 then returning to Cairns. Cya mate, keep making all of us laugh you bloody legend ! Dave

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bloodE
from vic,ballarat

u ledge thanks 4 a million laughs….topps!

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Naomi
from Ballarat,Victoria

Kev, seen u when u were here last totally fucking awesome!! When u coming back? cant wait.

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amanda
from scotlanduk

kevin u rock, i’m sending my lover and my dad to see you in november in sterling (we are not scottish) but live in the middle of fuckin now where he he. my lover is a religous fan of yours and my dad pisses his pants when he watches your dvd’s.
if you ever tour up higher in scotland like aberdeen i will be there to see you, but i’m not sitting on a shitty train for 4 hours without a ciggie, i will end up in a nuthouse. i will make sure my lover invests in a dvd from that night though so i don’t miss anything. give my love to your wonderful wife. goodluck with the whole tour.
amanda

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andy
from goodolengland

hope kev does a skit about nigel (bloody legend) when hes in bolton in november
it will make everyones night

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Joe Reape
from Airth,Scotland

Woo Hoo!!! Just got my ticket bought to see Kev in Dunfermline Scotland on November 10th! Saw him last year in Glasgow… absolute riot! I was just thinking… Would a poofter have a red eye?

Keep up the good work mate… FUCKING CHAMPION

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stevie blair
from glasgow

hey kev when you coming to scotland mate? been showing the lads your ireland dvd ad they cant wait for you to viit glasgow, was having a butchers at your merchandise page mate , im after a DILLIGAF t-shirt think it would go down well in walkabout, the ozzy bar here, anyway mate keep pluggin ya cunt, hope to see you soon in sunny scotland, haha

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Christy
from WestVirginia,UnitedStates

I just wanted you to know i think your fucking GREAT . a mate of mine in Victoria,Au got me listening to you before that i didnt know you existed!!! Anyway just so you know not that you care lol you have got me laughing my ass off during some of the worst times in my life that i have had to go through thanks for keeping a smile on my face and making me laugh so hard me ribs hurt! I know you proably never do a US tour but if you ever do i will be there for sure! maybe one day i will make it to oz to see you and me mates i have had there for 6 yrs now…. thanks again christy

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jason
from noosaville,QLD.Australia.

just watching the new 3 dvd set, its brilliant as i lost most of my dvd’s in a moove a few years ago. so great to get them back again. brilliant as always and now i can get a new bunch of mates into your music.

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robert
from colliewesternaustralia

you should come to collie you would drag in a good crowd if ya did a show here like all ya songs rob

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luke
from geelongAustalia

HI KEV JUST WON’T TO SAY BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR SONGS FOR YEARS.ME AND MY MATES GET PISSED AND PUT YOUR SONGS ON AND LAUGH TILL WE FELL OVER GET YOUR ASS TO GEELONG

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john mcconnell
from portadownnorthernireland

alrite ur a freakin legend no joke i have only saw 1 od ur videos let loose live in london its fuckin brilliant

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Jay
from Castelford

Kev you’re a feckin legend! my brothers been listening to you for years and lovin it! He gave me the huge double album 20 years of Kev last year and what can i say i’m hooked (and gutted that i’ve been missing out for 20 years) My brother saw you in york last year and i was mad keen to go this year but your not comin my way! Come on Kev get your arse down to west yorkshire where all the big jugged fit birds are!!!!!!! you’re bound to get a root!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep up the good work
love Jay

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samantha
from newcastlensw

just turned 18 and cant fucken wait to see u mate

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Maureen Johns
from Sydney,Australia

Have you ever thought of making ‘Song for Russell’ available as a ring tone? I think it would be hillarious.

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emma
from shittyrainywales

why cant you listen to ur songs online? what a fukin gay! hehe! i want that : you can stick that fuckn phone up your fuck’n arse song….dont know what its title is! can u please feature this on your website specially 4 me! xxxxx

G’day Emma!
Mate, of course you can listen to Kev’s songs online! We’ve got a NEW members only site - www.kevheads.com.au that has a few of Kev’s songs on there, AND videos of Kev behind the scenes on his latest Tours… there are also some other exciting bits and pieces but go and check it out!
Gemma (Admin)

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alie
from australiaW.A

HI I AM A TATAL FAN I JUST LOVE THA MUSIC!ME AND MY BF ARE MAD ABOUT YOUR SONGS!!!!I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THEM THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE 2 NOT LISSEN 2 I MEAN I CANT GO THROUGH 1 DAY WITHOUT LISSENING 2 THEM LUV YA’LL AND GESS WAT…
…SANTA WAS STONED AT CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

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john taylor
from adelelaide

could you please please compose a song about all this shit being made in china TITLE MADE IN FUCKING CHINA. it would piss off all these politicians who are investing in asian sweatshops and destroying all our industries so we can’t employ all these dick brained australians who are otherwise unemployable,and end up annoying the shit out of the rest of us Im sure you could add some great words to this and make it a great song.I dont want any royalties or such so long as the message gets across Im 70 years old and dont give a shit we fought for communisom for 70 years and then our dickbrained politicians surrendered to them We dont even make a box of matches or a light globe.DOES THIS MEAN WE COULD FREEZE IN THE DARK. love your work Regards JOHN TAYLOR

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James k nisbet
from croftonbritishcolumbiacanada

When are you bastards going to tour canada? Western canada to be precise. You have already been to toronto, now its time to visit
vancouver,better yet vancouver island! You have tons of fans in this neck of the woods and we would really love to see you live.
Tell kev to keep an eye out for the package I sent to him. Yours truly James K Nisbet.

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steve
from somerset

DILLIGAF JUST A JOKE 4 ALL U KEV NUTS . A WOMAN GOES INTO A MIRROR SHOP AND BUYS A MAGIC MIRROR. SHE TAKES IT HOME AND HANGS IT ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR. SO SHE TRIED IT OUT “MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE DOOR MAKE MY TITS A 44″ AND HER TITS GOT BIGGER. HER FELLA SAID “WOT A CROCK OF SHIT! LET ME TRY…” HE SAID “MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE DOOR, MAKE MY BULLOCKS TOUCH THE FLOOR”… AND HIS LEGS FELL OFF.

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Joe
from York,UK

Kev ya BASTARD! Saw you in York last year and fucking loved it! Was really looking forward to repeating the show this year, but just taken a look at ya bloody dates and you aint coming up this way!!!! Normally id just say DILLIGAF.. but actually.. yeah, i DGAF!!!!

NEarest show is a good hard journey away in Grimsby.. who wants to go to fucking grimsby mate!? Farking ‘Ell!

Guess im gonna have to buy some of ya CD’s instead then mate!

Take it easy fella.. - and get yer arse back into York next season! You fucking legend!

Joe

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Del
from Glasgow,Scotland

Having seen you in Glasgow in 2005, am looking forwward to seeing you again in 2006. I am not proud to say that 2005 was my debut performance but my bladder nearly exploded with how funny it was. Keep up the good work Kev, and remember if peo[ple are offended, tell em DILLIGAF

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Victoria Smith
from PAlmBeachGoldCoast

hey Kev Your a F@#kin Legend i love all your stuff my boyfriend and i are huge fans. we seen you at Twin Towns last year and it was awesome. cant wait till you come back will definatley bye tickets and see you again Kev your a legend.

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steve osborne
from croydonengland

saw you at croydon mate your shit hot been to every one of your fairfield halls concerts keep it up dont believe wot they say about viagra who gives a shitabout hearts attacks if youv`e got a smile on your face ….were`r no worthy salut`e

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fan
from kevinbloodywilsonshire

I am an absolute lunatic about you i thinkur great fab n i luv u lodz! ur amazing n ur just so fantastic i have everthing to do with u all ur albums, the same guitar as you! I even bought a jumper n jeans you wore with a pen n a letter fom u saying ur my biggest fan for £6,500 a bit out of my wallet but who really cares??!! i luv u n i really am ur biggest fan! stay gorgeous n fantastic 4 wen i next c u (iv already been to 300 of ur concerts n spent another £43,985 in travelling n tickets n merchandise! i luv u n i never want this letter to end, but alas it has, luv u n alwayz will xxxxxx ps i now no ur addy so youll c me shortly!!!!!!! xxxxxxxx

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katie
from leeds/wakefield

kev ur an absolute legend 4 ur lyrics i especially like mick my mate the master farter and the santa clause ones!!!i’m luvin it so keep on going!

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Dangerous Dave
from Glasgow,U.K

Just Bought My Ticket To See Your Man Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson When He Plays The Pavillion Theatre In Glasgow.
Can Anyone Tell Me How Good This Guy Is? He Was All The Boys At Down Under Out In Zante, Greece Went On About
So When I Got Back And Heard He Was Touring I Got Myself A Ticket.

Sexy Females 18-30 Attending Can Let Me know How Good He Is, Ha Ha.

Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?

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Ian Gravett
from DorkingSurrey

Last time I saw you at Dorking Halls, you were excellent! Going again this year… Since then have got Local Cops a C***, Dilligaf, Xmas on phone as ringtones.

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Jaimee
from Narrogin,WA

I LUV KEVIN!!! plz can u make an under 18 concert thing… im only 16 nd i really wanna cum c u! until then i will continue listening 2 da cds nd tapes nd radio…
from ur fan,
jaimee

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paisley
from hasting

i think ur songs are phat mate

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jason
from miltonkeynes

hey kev im jay from milton keynes your a legend iv been listering to you for ages you music is so fucin great im 17 you should do a tour to milton keynes get back to us yeah jay your a legend

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kala
from ipswichuk

hey kev i love u stuff ur a legand i wanna c u live but im to young 2 get in as yet 1 year 2 go tho so come back to the uk

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brian collins
from scarboroughuk

hi kev you come to scarborugh last year and you have not been back and i am just worrndering if you come again i love your show and would come again well thanks kev hope you can come plz

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feyrieprincess
from UnitedStates

About 15 years ago, when I was 12 years old, a bootleg copy of “My Australian Roots” ended up in my hands. I live in Spartanburg, South Carolina in the United States. I had never heard of you - they don’t sell your stuff over here - it took me a while to understand everything you said - and I have no idea how this tape ended up with me, but what I do know is that it was the funniest, most clever thing I had ever heard, and it was my favorite tape for 15 years. About a year ago, it broke Now I really really want to buy your music but no one seems to ship to the U.S. ! Oh well, if your music travelled thousands of miles to magically come into my life once, I’m sure it will find me again…

G’day Feyrieprincess!
You’ll be happy to know that all of Kev’s CD can be found on this website - www.kevinbloodywilson.com under “merchandise”, so I guess magic really does happen!
Gemma (Admin)

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Dave
from Newcastle-upon-Tyne

Hiya Kev,
When the fuck are you gonna stop off on yer way up to see the jocks in the far north, where men wear skirts and the sheep are nervous!!!! There’s lots of fuckers in Newcastle that would be glad to see ya!!!
We’re not hard to find, we’re only just down the road from Nockaniggerdown, near Carlisle!!!!
Look forward to seein ya.
All the best mate !!!!!

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Sepora
from Ireland

Can i make a bebo about you plz i tink your bloody brillent you should ad in ireland more often
SEPORA

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steve heath
from uk

kev come back to clacton on sea soon. your a fuckin legend just like your mate nigel.

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Micky
from Melbourne

Thanks Kev;

Thanks for teaching me to speak like a true Aussie, again!
I was born in Melbourne, grew up in Canada. I returned to Melbourne in 2004.
I guess I don’t me voice teacher from theatre school anymore! LOL

Micky
www.michaeltjarvie.com

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Paul
from CamborneCornwall

Hi there Kev
hope your keeping okay you old fucking wankstain from kickacoonalong.

Great to see your in Plymouth again later this year. Came last year, you was fucking fantastic. Hopefully you’l have some new blair and bush shit to singabout.

Gotto do a fucking sickie this year when your in plymouth, cus the motherfuckers I work for wont give me the day off

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Jason
from Harlow

G’day Kev, can’t wait for October…..I’m in row F so won’t be difficult to spot and take the p*ss out of!

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brian

Good to see your back in Scotland. I saw you in Dunfermline last year. It must of been fucking shit hot if you are doing it twice this year. I might even come both nights.

DILLIGAF

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Sandie
from England

Cant wait to see you in November. Fucking Brilliant……………

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georgie g
from england

kev ure a fuckin legend me and me boss listen 2 in the van on the 2 work ure a classic se u in southport in november u fuckin legend

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ian
from westmidlandsuk

Well Kev, yYu’ve certainly got 2 young fans here.I’ve got twins that are 2 & a half years old, & both of them love me to wear the DILLIGAF T-shirts, & the thinks its great fun to shout out DILLIGAF, where ever & when ever they want.My daughter can nearly spell DIlLLIGAF, that ain’t bad going for a child of her age, Thank F**k she don’t know what it means yet. But I’ve had to have the DILLIGAF song as my phone ringtone now just for them. Look forward to seeing you in concert later this year. Cheers Mate.

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Big Will
from LondonEngland

Think Kev is the bollox, gonna go see the show at croydon on the 17th of november, just curious as to who the leyland brothers are

G’day Big Will
Spoken by Kev himself here is a description of the Leyland Brothers…
“The Leyland Brothers were a pair of severely brain damaged brothers that wandered around the outback shooting incredibly boring video on fuck all”, it was an Australian TV show in the 70’s.
Gemma (Admin)

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Paul Worrall
from WarringtonEngland

Me n the Mrs r goin 2 ur gig @ Bolton on the 12th November an we can’t w8.Give us a mention if u can C YA

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Nath
from Mackay

Kev,
Just lettin ya know that youve been keepn me an mates pissn ourselves for years , 20 years of Kev and DILLIGAF was the highlight of our recent fishn trip. Your a FARKIN legend keep up the good work. Chukka chuckka brown eye for Australia.

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lisa
from perth.wa

g’day mate
just letting you know what a gr8 show you had in queenslad. We went to queenslad especially for the show and took all the relos (some as straight as, but wern’t by the end of the show, they we singing your songs all the way home)
anyways look forward to the concer in perth in december. just dont forgat to say hello to your little mates in perth( i mean really little you might remember us were not fsr from you in joondalup. seeya and keep the songs coming.XXXXXXXX

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Andy Reid
from Poole,Dorset,England

OK I had this idea for a possible song for you after hearing he 1960’s pop song “I can help!!” recently. It needs your talent and input but see what you think.

Imagine the “I can help!!” tune accompanying this:

If you’re pissed off with wankers without a clue,
here’s a little song that’ll tell them waht to do,
Go fuck yerself!!,
Just bugger off and,
Go fuck yerself!!,
You useless twat just bugger off and,
Go fuck yerself!!

Possible banned number one??!! Who knows??!!

Regards,
Andy.

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saggy

kevin bloody wilson you are funny as fuck . every time i hear one of ya song i piss my fucking pants with laughter. you are a ledgend. long live k.b.w.

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Rob Scott
from Phuket,Thailand

Hi Mate I remember we did a gig for the spstic kids after you finished your 1st year, along with Pete Dee and a few others..Kev you conquered the world I got as far as Thailand..Love ya Mate!! Robbie Scott

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Craig
from GoldCoast,Australia

Hey Kev,
Saw you at Fitzy’s Loganholme recently. Thanks for a quality show. The bar service let the punters down to the point of frustration (not sure how big the audience was but drinking a pub out of rum in 3 hours is piss poor in anyone’s language) but you made up for that with your brilliant show and sheer talent. Love the way you run with something from the crowd and go off on tangents, then come back to where you were originally, top stuff. All the best …

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Shannen
from Wgtn

Hurry back to New Zealand! We love ya !!!

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Mick James
from Kingscliff-Tweed-NSW

Kev,
PS. Thanks for the video (Let Loose Live in London) with the “Hey Mike get fucked Kev!” signature. Have watched it many times.

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Mick James
from Kingscliff-Tweed-NSW

Hi Kev, just a note(trivia), Terry Carlson came to site for a u/g survey check (1993-1995)for Reynolds gold at Transval mine(Marvel Loch). The word I had created and been using for 2 years site, DILLIGAF,(to keep the fucking management off my back while I got some work done. I did not let on the meaning to management for a long time, they had said their piece and the work would get done).This soon become a popular word. Anyway hope to catch for a beer when your next on the Gold Coast. Cheers Mick J

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Matt
from HanoverPark,Illinois,U.S.A

Can you please come to the states and do a show in chicago? You go to all of those other countries but why not here in the states? Love the kid sears a bit and lots of other songs. Please consider coming to the u.s soon.

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stuart fowler
from adelaide

Hey Kev, fu*k N.S.W and come back to adelaide were every cu#t loves ya!

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Ben
from Darwin

Hi C$%t!

Saw your awesome show in Darwin recently. I can see why you video taped it. The crowd had a ball, cant wait for the DVD to come out so I can watch it over and over.

Look forward to your next visit. Stay hard..

Ben
Darwin NT

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Richelle
from Windsor-NSW

Kev,

Can you please come back to Rooty Hill soon! loved your show last year and want to bring new people along to have the KEV EXPERIENCE!

Please.

Thanks

Richelle

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Bec
from Tassie

Hey dude jus wonderin if ya coming to tassie in the next couple of yrs?
would love to see ya down here.!
bec

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Bussman
from newzealand

can you come over to new zealand and do a tour round the country if you can

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andy
from dartfordkent

hi kev cant wait to c u at the orchard dartford been to c u 4 last 12 years and i still lol

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Ashley Pimble
from NewportSouthWalesUK

Hi kev !!
Me and my mate lee brown we recently discovered your music & sense of humor and we love it ! We bought your dvd live down under & the ireland one and when my mate lee discovered that you are coming to the uk we going to book tickets to come and see you in person !
Cant wait to see you in cardiff or weston super mare ! Niiigel F***ing LEGEND !

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Tom
from Basildon

Was at southend last year for the first time and bringing plenty of mates this year too.
You have got to bring Jenny Talia along with you one year.

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lea
from southend-on-sea

hey Kev
Came to see you in Southend last year and are comming again this year cant wait

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lisa welsh bird
from walesswansea

first seen u in butlins about 15 years ago. then seen u again in swansea grand theatre realy enjoyed . might come to see you in cardiff good luck all the best lisa.

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Timbo
from NewZealand

Hey kev FUCKIN LEGAND i saw u in dunedin in 2005 on the australis yobbus vulgaris tour jst wanna say i loved it and thanx 4 sinein my cd 4 me hava gud 1 latter

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Mark
from london,england

i’ve gotta admit i bought the first dvd by mistake. what a mistake to make. i play it every morning as i’m getting ready for work. i’m going to be there on the 25th oct, so i’m shitting kittens with excitment alredy. all i can say other than that is keep doing what you’re doing so well. see you in hayes!!!!!!!

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John Townsend
from UK

Hi Kev, loking forward to seeing you in plymouth UK on the 9th oct. I have to ask this coz it’s driving me insane. in 2 songs you mention the “Layland Brothers”…..Who are they??????. Please drop me a line and let me know, i can’t cope with not knowing. All the best m8 and can’t wait to see you live as long last. John, Cornwall UK

G’day John
If you’re like me, you’ll be too young ot remember it, but the “Layland Brothers” was an Australian show in the 70’s of two brothers in one of the first Outback adventure shows. This was before Crocodile Hunter, and before Australian’s knew how to act (we’re still waiting on that one!).
Hope this helps!
Gemma (Admin)

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will
from SA

Hay Kev when are you comeing Adelaide

G’day Will
Kev hasn’t got any dates in Adelaide yet, but please keep your eye on www.kevinbloodywilson.com, the Tour Dates page. I update this page regularly with Kev’s dates as soon as we get them.
Gemma (Admin)

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Gary
from Wilts,England

Looking forward to seeing you on the 8th October in Bournmouth, England. I was introduced to your unique brand of aussie outlook from the outback by a friend 15 or so years ago - did I get whacked on the weekend, Sunday morning, and Ailments of the eighties - and can’t wait to see you first hand for the first time. If we happen to meet before the show, first pint’s on me mate!

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Owain
from Brisbane

Hi kev im Owain im from Leeds in the U.K, i first saw one of your videos when i was around ten years old as my brother was in the navy and saw toy live in australia and brought a video back you are one of the funniest people ive ever seen, now im twenty five and got my working visa to stay here for a year or two. its one of my hopes that i get to see one of your shows whilst im here and buy you a beer. i will build up my collection of your albums and shows whilst im here too. keep up the good work mate! Owain

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Sarah
from brisbaneaustralia

Oh, by the way any chance you’ll be coming to brisbane soon? i missed you at the calamvale a few weeks ago!!! my hubby and i could’nt get a bloody ticket!! It sucks i know, i was soooo wanting to go!

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Sarah
from Brisbane,Australia

Hi kev! I absolutley love your music…..you are a true aussie icon, I think that if more people were like you the worl would be a bloody good place i reckon!
Now that i am finished crawlin’ i was wondering if you could tell me the words to “santa clause is goin’ to town” i heard it a few months ago on a CD my husband bought, and i absolutly love it! we are having a karaoke night and i want to sing that song! so please, please please can you tell me the words?

G’day Sarah
If you have any queries on lyrics just send an email to admin@kevfm.com with the name of the song(s) you want and I’d be happy to send you a copy:)
Gemma (Admin)

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adam
from SussexEngland

Kev mate
me n my friends all love u mate
comin to see u in croydon soon
guna b ledgend woohoooooooooo

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parko
from melbourne

keep it up kev, bloody awesome website!! i remember listening to kevs back as a kid and its just as farkin funny now!! hey, when are you coming to melbourne next?

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delman bartlett
from st.cathatinesontariocanada

Hey mate whats new. I would like to no when you would come to Ontario Canada. YOU WOULD BE MORE THEN WELCOME TO COME HERE YOUR OUR KIND OF PARTIER THANKS MATE.

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mick
from fromglasgow,scotland

hi kev

im looking forward in seeing you in scotland im going to see you in glasgow, aira im going to get the tickets this fornight. Good luck with your tour. SAY HELLO TO JENNY, BETTY

FROM YOUR FAN MICK

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lorraine
from canveyisland,essexuk

Hey Mate,
Saw you in Southend about 20 years ago at Cliffs Pavillion. Brill!Glad i have found you site, my son has wrecked my copy if the cd i bought! He can buy me the whole collection now. You rock mate…keep it up.

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roy
from Kent,UK

fukkin stoked you back over here again, been a fan since i first got a copy of ur album way back, always see u in margate except u aint here this year….gotta go to tun wells now as chatham a real shitty place to be.
fuk ‘em all

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mike
from plymouth

i think you are great and funny i also thin you should run for president as you might olny last aweak but wot a weak it would be

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TRUDY
from SouthAust

Bout Bloody time you did a tour of SA !!!!!!! Hanging out for some Kev Action. Got a table of 25 ready to go………. Please please please please. You can say C*nt in SA

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Kassandra
from Taree

Hey i would just like to know when you would be coming to Taree cause i would love to come and see you i missed you at Fosrter on the 28th of june o i hope you come back to Taree SOON

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Lou Bear & Holly Monsta
from AngleseaandOceanGroveVic

hey Kev you rock!!! one complaint though…you need to make female “dilligaf” tshirts with white writing on them!!! We would be you first customers!!! We love you!!! xoxox

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John
from ForrestersBeach

I have an album, yes yes, pre CD’s. my stylus has had the dick and was wondering whether you will forward me a CD for nix?? Nah, didn’t think so. Anyway I’ve always enjoyed your irreverent humour and only stumbled onto your site tonight because I was bored shitless and TV’s crap. Been a fan for >20 yrs, we bought Kevs Back (the return of the yobbo) but cant seem to get Hey Santa and others from your great old vinyls, on CD. Love your shit Kev, keep up the good work and don’t get into politics, OK.

G’day John!
If you’re after Santa Claus and all of Kev’s other greats on CD, Kev’s Back (The Return of The Yobbo) is available on CD (not vinyls) for purchase on this website Merchandise page, along with many of Kev’s other older albums. Check it out!
Gemma (Admin)

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seamus
from derry

was in australia in 1997 and heard about you, followed your stardom ever since, see you in derry in december

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Adam
from Wingham,NSW

G’day Kev , keep up the great work mate , you’re an Australian Legend.

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Fi
from Sydney

Mate, just wanted to say your a fucken ledgend! i wanted to see you play last year in the RSL in Hornsby, (Sydney) but i only just turned 18 last month! i been listening to your music since i was just a little tacker! and ive always wanted to see you live! When are you going to come back to Hornsby! last time my brother waited around till about 2am to get your autograph for me!
Mate, is there any chance you can bring Nigel (fucken ledgend!) down! thanks mate! see you next time

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steve
from happyvalleys.a.

top shit kev, you’re a fuck’n champ mate! You’re a true Australian hero… keep up the good work and stick some more s.a. shows on ya list. Hope to see ya soon!!!!!

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Rodders
from Wales,UK

Hey Kev,Looking forward to seeing ya again back in the UK.
WHy cant I buy your Cd`s in WHsmith? fucking stuffy bastards ;p
love ya

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Lorraine Conway
from Canberra

just wanted to say thanks for a great night see you all when you are in canberra next love happy

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DrEggs
from BoltonUK

Picked up on u a cpl mnths ago. Top bollox stuff. I m hoping to see u in Bolton l8r in the yr (just gotta ditch the wife an sell the kids ) i sent stuff to net m8s around UK, u got a cpl of guys in Birmingham booked for the show, Shout Bluey an G, itll make their yr m8, lol. G apparently walks into pubs sayin.. ‘Hey Bluey, this place look alraight. We’ll tell the govment its a sacred site, Dead fukin easy’, one way to get a pub i spose. All the best to u an the family.

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andy
from Liverpool.uk

got introduced to some of your stuff a short while ago and have not looked back,you have opened my eyes in more ways than one and if the girls in the photos from aussie are as good as that,you lucky git,sorry you lucky old git……

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Jill
from Liverpool,England

Unfortunately for me I haven’t heard your stuff for ages. I downloaded the radio to remind myself of some of the great stuff you’ve done and near wet myself laughing! Soooooo funny, sooooo good, can’t wait til you come to Southport. Any chance of you coming to Liverpool soon?

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jai stanford
from Taree

why do not you hold a show i taree you harlirious and brillent but to see your show you have to travel a fair way i got all your cds

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Jeff
from Maryborough

Saw you at the brolga Theatre in Maryborough. What a top night. You are a fucking legend. Hope to see you the next time around.

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Abby-lee cooper
from Kalgoorlie

Gemma the Question i asked in my last letter were not answered i was wondering how his time was as an apprentice and who he worked with i also would like to ask who was his supervisor i have a lot more Questions for kev that are not on the web page

Hi Abby
Please email admin@kevfm.com with any questions you might have.
Thanks!
Gemma (Admin)

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Callum
from Bentley,WesternAustralia

Hey mate i love your stuff shitloads. You wouldn’t be able to give me the details on your next performance in ya’ hometown of Perth would you? You seem to be playin’ everywhere else but here. Living next door to alan would have to be my fave song of all time to, fucking love it. Cheers! (Send on the performance details if ya can!)

G’day Callum
Check out Kev’s Tour Dates, you’ll notice that Kev’s in Perth mid-December.
Have a good one!
Gemma (admin)

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paul waldron
from DerbyUK

How come you are playing the UK but not Going to play in Darby (i spelt it like that because thats how we say it).
PS most disapointed.

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Joe
from OrangeNSWAustralia

Hey Kev thanks so much for coming to Orange. What a great night, best show I’ve seen & Jenny was great too. Mate you are always welome here so make sure you drop in next time you are touring through this way (love the DILLIGAF cap, it’s great explaining to people what it means) you are an absolute legend!

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brian
from glasgowscottland

kev ur fucken osem canny wait tae yur show in glasgow this year.

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don the pommie
from brumENGLAND

KEV MATEY, PISSED OUTA MY BRAINS. GIVE ADVICE KEV???????????????????????????????????????????? LUV YA SHOWS MATEY. TELL ME HOW DO I CLING ON 2 LIFE after LISTENING 2 ONE OF UR SHOWS OR CDS OR DVDS OR VIDEOS????? GOT THE LOT. CAN U HELP ME KEV. LUV YOU & THE MISSES MATEY, ALL THE BEST TO OZxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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shaggy
from lancashire

love your music especially the “local cops a cunt” wife thinks youre fucking mental

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Adrian
from Devon,UK

Kev, already got my tickets for Torquay in October ‘06. Five times in the last four years, getting a bit of an obsession now eh? Seem to bring more people along each year too, twelve of us this year. Do us a favour and play the potato song this time around, have never heard it live. Cheers.

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steven
from england

fuckin hell kev is on of the funniest men on earth on of my heros
i am only 16 two years time i’m gonna see kev live in concert

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Scotty Tysluk
from Mudgee

G’day M8 went to your fukin hilarious show in Gulgong LMAO ( laugh my arse off ) got a shit load of laughs outa u and your daughter JENNYYYYY……FUKIN LEGEND ………… KEVYYYYYYYY….. FUKIN LEGEND .. GOOD LUCK WITH THE TOURS MATE COME BACK SOON .. TO MUDGEE THOU ..

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josh
from westwylong

how is it going kev when u coming to west wylong i mist your show in forbs ihad to work i dident want to work but i had too

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chris
from southampton

i lov your music the kid that swear’s a bit and the local all gd shit see you soon from chris

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scott
from w.a

your work with ken ackers with the songs lest we forget and your song tattoo of santa is a big pat on the back as all the lefties and do gooders cry on behalf off the fucking terrorists at least our service personnell have a fan base worthy off any true blue dinkum mates

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Martin
from Scotland

hiya kev saw you in ayr last year fucking great been big fan of yours since i was a nipper keep but the great and see you when you get back to Scotland finaly got the picture developed dont now how to get it on here so will give you a copy in person when you next play in ayr your fucking legend mate thanx for the laughs =} marty

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FUCKEN REDNECK
from AUSTRAILIAYAWANKA

FUCKEN LEGEND NOW FUCK OFF AND TELL FUCKEN NIGEL NUNGENNUNGESTEIN I WANT ME THONG BACK AND RU WEARIN MY UNDIES THAT I WAS OUTBACK DRUNK IN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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grant boyle
from wallalong

got all ya cd’s, love ya stuff ,hope you can tour again next year haven’t seen ya yet top of my christmas list

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Brad Connellan
from Melb

i would like to know what dates you are playing in melb

G’day Brad
Unfortunately no Melbourne dates as yet, but keep your eyes on the website for updates!
Gemma (Admin)

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Fiona
from InvercargillN.Z

KEV , Saw you here in August last year .Pete the Painter and i are now gettin hitched in Nov this year. What the fuck can i play to a mob of sticklers. DILLIGAF .( Na not at all. ) I dont give a fuck. They can all fuck off if they cant handle an AUSSIE LEGEND. Cant wait for ya to be back on this side of the Tassie. Cheers all. fiona

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Molly Ruki
from HamlitonNewZealand

HAY THERE WE HAVE ONLY JUST STARTED LISTING TO KEVS SONGS I LIKE THE ONES ABOUT NIGEL WAT A LEGEND THAT GUY IS

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peter craggs
from cornwall

got to see you in plymouth last year but sadly had to drive to Leeds, Yorkshire after the show and never got chance to meet you. see you in Plymouth this year. Top Fuckin Bloke

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gavin chilton
from u.ksouthwalesaberbeeg

fucking dilligaf kev love ya music and all ya other crap its fucking brill
cant wait to see u in cardiff see ya kev bolox

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dan gamble
from caloundra

all i can say is you are a god hahaha keep up the shit

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colin
from co.antrimn.ireland

hi kev & not forgetting betty
all the costomers in my taxi lke the dilligafs and browneyes when i play it and they ask who is that so itell them to check out your website. just checked your tour dates and glad to see you’ll be back in belfast later in the year how is jenny and the wee one doing bring them all with you .colin

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Renee
from AdelaideAustralia

hi Kev,
I was just wandering if u are going to have a show here in adelaide? my family is a really big fan of yours.
thanks again Kev, ur a F*cken Legand
Thanks Renee xx

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Doggy
from NevadaDesertUSA

My wife of 23 years passed away recently and whenever I am sad I plug in my 20 Years of Kev CD and it brings a smile to my face. Keep up the good work Kev, and thanks. Come and play one of the Nevada casinos, I will be there.

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jamie
from qldbundaberg

kev i roken u are the f***in bes5 in the world i was just wordring if u could send me yogi bear see ya

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john
from Bristol,England

Hi kev, I’ve not long come back from a holiday in Dubbo NSW, and you can immagine how sorry I was to learn you’re doing a show there!! Never mind, I’ll see you at Weston-super-sewage in october! Meantime, thatn’s for making me laugh so much! john

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Andy
from Malaysia

Hey Kev do ya reckon that you would ever come up to Malaysia? The ragheads would loveya! Anyway just listening to the 20years of Kev cd. “Bali Belly” yep i relate to that up here,wouldn’t have been the first time my ring has been blown clean off and hangin in tatters…sheesh! Thankfully they are considerate enough to put a small shower hose next to the dunny aka the “bum gun” very good for dousing the flames. “I’ll never shit solid again!”
Keep the new songs coming! hope to see you soon!
Andy

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Anna
from Longford

Hi Kev. Love the new website, but what have you done with all the jokes in your jokebox? This was by far the best part of the old website. I could get the best jokes from the internet here in one space. Now, I miss it. Have about 5 of your tapes & CDs, but they’re not the same. Please bring them back.

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Dave Attaway
from NottinghamEngland

Hiya kev
Is It Poss to Obtain Your Daughters lyrics From Anywhere, (Albums) Tunnel Of Love & From Australia
Iv Got All Your Albums, Iv Been Listening To Your Music For 14 Years, I Think Your Great. Hope To See You In Nott`s Sometime.
Kind Regards
Dave Attaway

G’day Dave
If you email your request to admin@kevfm.com with the name(s) of the song(s) you want then I’ll make sure they get to you.
Gemma (Admin)

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john
from WashingtonDC

Kev, any sign of you coming back to the USA or Canada. Whereever you announce a date over here I’ll be there.
I was at the dublin show the night you filmed you DVD. What a magic night, you and your daughter are fantastic.
If you need someone to arrange a few dates for you in eastern North America, give me a shout!

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damien
from england

hi kev keep up with all the good work and laughter you bring in your songs so fuck u very much from the uk

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Wayne O
from AdelaideS.a

STILL WAITIN!!!!!!!!
BETTER BE PLANNIN A SHOW HERE RIGHT NOW

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Yvonne & Ray
from GlasgowScotlandUK

Been a fan for years and saw you live at Glasgow for the first time last year, You nearly gave me a heart attack you b*****d but it was worth it!! it was pure magic! cant wait till you get back here in November im bringing a load of converted workmates.
all the best Yvonne & Ray

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Sean Croarkin
from Ireland

I am a local karaoke artist in a small town in Ireland and am wondering if i can get a karaoke disk of Kevinbloodywilson i have been asked so many time for his songs but have yet to find a single disk with them on it. Could you please send me details of how i can if possible get a karaoke disk with your songs on it. Thanking you in antisipation, yours Sean Croarkin

G’day Sean
We get asked this question pretty often and unfortunately for now we don’t have a Karaoke album available.
Although I’m sure one will be released soon.
Gemma (Admin)

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Derek Berold
from SouthAfrica

Saw you in SA about 10 yrs ago - when you next coming?
Please email me cover of ABBO album

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Dan NZ man
from Hawkesbay

Hey ya Kev mate im only 15 but i love ya work always a fucking laugh evan if you have heard the same song over and over always sends me to the ground laughing. but my point is im wondering when you going to jump the ditch to New Zealand so i can get my old man to go to one of your shows he one greatest fans. Cya Kev mate

G’day Dan
No NZ dates yet, but keep your eye on the Tour Dates, cos you never know!
Gemma (admin)

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Lionel Harris
from WaggaWagga

Kev I carn’t believe your coming to Wagga Wagga again its been a long time but this year Iam going to see you I have ticket No 1 so i will be there on Thursday night June 15th with bells on see ya there.

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Rochelle
from Dubbo

When i heard you were coming to Dubbo it dampened my spirits a little because i am not 18 til 23rd of July so basically 1 month too early!! I cant wait til i turn 18 i hope to catch one of your shows when that time does come. For now keep up the good work.

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Patrick Fullerton
from Ireland

WTF are you comein to N.Ireland {Belfast} this year. can you tell me more,i see you are in the uk in November

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Tash
from PerthWesternAustralia

Hey kev,
Luv your work. i started watching you when i was like 4 years old. Luv the song “Stick that fuckn phone up ya fuckn ass!!” its a classic. My dad Loves your work as well. Hope to meet you in person one day and catch up for a beer. luv tash xxxx

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Shane
from ArizonaUSA

So when ya coming to Arizona USA??? I am sure you would be a hit as everyone i have introduced your music to has LOVED it!

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gemma
from dereham

kev your awesome my boyfriend got me into your music, its great im listing to you know lol.
i want to see you touring maybe i will soon

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irene jenkins
from waikouaitinewzealand

could u plaz tell me when u are back in dunedin next.i enjoyed your last concert very much.i have a son that didnt go to the last one as he was sick he is a downe syndrome and he love your kind of music he has nearly or your tapes and cds i would very much like u to keep me inform when u are next in dunedin if u want to write to me myaddress is 42 greenlaw street waikouaiti and my son name is ricky and he will be twentyone on the tenth of december your biggest friend irene

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Brad
from Tasmania

hey kev ur really funny and ur really popular down here why dont u come down to tassie and give us a laugh u know it gets a bit boring down here when there isnt alot of things on and there arnt many comedians that come down here so y dont u give us all Tassies sum hell funny things u have up ur sleive we all know u have sumthin 2 make us all shit our pants hehe plz come down here!!!!

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Abby-lee cooper
from Kalgoorlie

Hey Kevin i am i a first year apprentice at the kalgoorlie Nickel smelter and i was thinking how was your time as an Apprentice??
how was your friday’s as an apprentice did you have to clean the workshop?? who was some of the tradesman that you worked with??when you did your time did you do instrument course as well?? do you keep you electrical licence updated?? Also i have only just heard some of your songs which song was your first song you ever sung?? do you have any songs that were made in kalgoorlie from when you sung at the pub?? How old were you when you first became famous?? Sorry for asking so many Question but i just really wanted to know about how your time at the smelter was? Do you do very many concerts or shows?? i would’t mind listening to some of your songs but which cd is the best for some one who has never heard you sing aloud??

G’day Abby
So many questions! Hopefully most of them can be answered at http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/wtf-is-kev/. This is pretty much all about Kev, as for how many shows he does you can check out his Tour Dates.
Gemma (Admin)

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hayden
from uk

hi kev
Absolute Cunt Of A Day is the best shong in the wold CHEERS it made my week see ya in the uk

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Dave

giday kev
oi u are pretty cool kev u got some funnyfukin songs i listenin to Why Won’t Rolf Harris Just Fuck Off And Die and it but u propably dont even read these but unlike these other beava leavas i dont think u do so yeah have a good one cya

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peter
from glasgow

hi kev can you tell me when you will be back to glasgow

G’Day Peter!
Check out www.kevinbloodywilson.com/show-us-your-date/ for all of kev’s tour dates.
Have a good one!
Gemma (Admin)

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natdog
from perth

when are u going to play in perth

G’day Natdog, check out Kevs Tour Dates to see when he’s next in Perth, I believe it’s mid december.
Gemma (Admin)

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ERIN MURPHY
from LAUNCESTON

Kev matey

GET BACK TO TASSIE!!!! WE WANNA SEE YA AGAIN!

CHEERS FROM THE NOW FAMOUS TOWN OF BEACY HOME OF THE TRAPPED MINERS

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Barbara Dean
from SydneyAustralia

Yesterday I heard a poem and was told you had written it, It was called ( A hanky from Nanna ) I would love to have the words to this, so if you did write it , please would you be willing to let me have them .
King regards Barbara

G’day Barbara
That poem is heading your way…
Have a good one!
Gemma (Admin)

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Greeny
from CorriginWA

oh mate youre a fuckin legend. Ill never get bored of ya thats for sure. Rodney Rudes doing a concert at our local pub, fuck him we want you haha come to Corrigin sometime, you used to give my Aunty guitar lessons!! And my mate Shirl from Corrigin who’s you’re mate too says ya gotta come ya lazy prick!! haha alrighty Kev dont give up ya day job!!

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michael
from maitlandnsw

went you come to Hexham, New South Wales would you si hi to me if you can my name my name is michael rooney

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gay and rob, yacht dancing dolphin
from currentlygladstone,butnotalways...

Gladstone concert was Fan-fuckin-tastic. Hope you still have rob’s song lyrics???? we won’t get pissed if you lost em somewhere tho. the dvd is really something, and we hope it don’t wear out as it’s been getting a kaning in the dvd player….specially Jenny’s song!!!!!Thanks a bloody million for the best couple hours we’ve spent at a concert…almost died laughing!

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Ralf
from Copenhagen,Denmark

Hey Kev.
How do I get ahold of your albums in Denmark

G’day Ralf! You can get hold of Kev’s albums anywhere in the world by going to the following link: www.kevinbloodywilson.com/just-bloody-shop.php
Have a good one… Gemma (Admin)

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hayley
from ferntreegullyvicaustralia

just brought ur let loose live in ireland dvd its fucking awesome
but i have to say nothing comnpares to seeing u live seen u twice now at the ftg hotel had me n my mates in stiches and u rocked
u sing the stuff everyone thinks but is too scared to write about
keep up the good work hope u come back to melbourne soon off

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Neil
from Epping,Vic

Kevin Bloodly Wilson is the best Australian piss-pot singer in Australia, man I wold do anything to be like him.

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Greg "Guido" Williams
from Chicago,ILUSA

Kev! I’ve been searching for you for 20 fucking years! I just pulled out a cassette tape of your songs a rugby mate gave me in college in 1989, and had a pal transcribe it to CD - he asked who had done the songs, and I didn’t know! He did a search on the lyrics (I’m an idiot for not thinking of that myself) and found your site. Expect to sell a LOT of CDs in Chicago over the next few months!

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james

hope you tour manchester (england) this year

the song i like most is the local cop a cunt from james cuthbert manchester

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james
from manchester

kev you r fuckin good mate

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william hourigan
from corkcityireland

hi kev went to see the show last year at the opera house in cork best night of me life apart from givin the missus one ,know what i mean.hope you come back to leeside once again for some more laughs and storys bring nigel for the crack.hope i have the pleasure of seeing you once again keep it real man. ( hi gill thats me missus xoxoxox)

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Mark The Pommy Bastard
from Manchester

You need to add a button to the web site .. Do you Owe Us Money.. (you thieving bastard). I have just discovered Kev by downloading from the internet. Absolutly fucking great, I’ve nicked alot, if not most, of Kev’s material. Great value for money and fucking hilarious. I’m going to burn loads of CD’s and give them to my mates. But seriously, I know when i’m stealing and most of the time I dont give a fuck, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger etc..too fucking rich already, and record labels have been ripping us off for years. But sometimes I really to want to give back, and I really would coff up voluntarily. I cant be the only one and free downloading does seen to be here to stay for a while. Worth a thought and can you tell me the next time you are sending convicts back to the UK cos I’d love to attend a show.

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brian
from ireland

ur brilliant went to see u in vicar street in dublin when u cummin back

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Zoey Webb
from Tasmania,Australia.

Hey there Kev! Fellow aussie here, you sent a heap of your stuff for free to my dad, Brant Webb. He says thanks for the support, and that he especially loves his DILLIGAF hat haha. He can’t wait to tell the media who ask to film him to read his hat!
Love ya work, keep it up! My boyfriend actually got me to listen to you, and now i’m hooked! You’re a fuckin funny cunt i’ll give ya that much. Nice to have a true-blue aussie circulating the world.
Sincerely, Zoey.

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Chris Liz
from Belfast

alrite mate, gonna try catch one of your shows in scotland, dont think your playing ireland, ya should is a very friendly place, Got your cd today and laughed my balls off, hope to see ya in scotland, either stirling or Glasgow,
Keep it Oz

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dave
from belfast

what about ya kev no date set for belfast yet hope your not going to leave us out this year.

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Dwayne
from Adelaide

Hi Kev Huge Fan of your stuff, but when the fuck are you comming to Adelaide, I know we don’t have a hell of a lot to offer but fuck can you come and livin the joint up for a night. Hope to see you soon. Keep up the good work.

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colin
from northenireland

ello’s see you last year in belfast bloody great nite, just checked yor tour dates and cudnt find any where that you was touring northen ireland. oh man me and girlfriend are so gutted at the fort that you aint gonna cum ova to northen ireland. weather you do or dont we will still love ya. yor a god kev hope tour goes great

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Sarah
from Adelaide

Hi, I know its a crap hole, and on the way to no-where, but is there any chance that you are heading down our way some day? We have been so unlucky with attempts to see you, when you you in our home town in NZ we were away, when we went home you went to where we had just been, and when we moved back to OZ you had just been here too! So if ever you do fancy a step back in time, come to Adelaide. Can’t wait to see you.

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Big D
from sa

Hey Kev, Mate why the fuck aren’t you coming to sa? Come on mate we need a fucken good laugh!

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Kerry
from Geraldton

Hey Mr Dennis hehe wats with the noGero tour schedule? gee we’re disappointed ah well guess we’ll havta get to Port Hedland somehow???? lol sigh

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amanda
from australia

hi i love your muisc so much the best ones are hey santa claus,the kid (he swears a bit) and i gave up wanking there the best me my sis think there great how do you do it your so0o0o funny i love your music oh and when you sing the kid are you talking about you when you were a kid and i also like supa mega fugly thats cool well please write back please bye

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ted hogg
from harwichessexengland

i am very dissapointed to see that my mate kev is not comming to clacton this year, i have been to every show and he is going to be sadly missed, im a disabled guy and its my high light of the year , he’s such a great caring guy to his fans hope you return soon kev so i can see you again before i pop off thanks mate for all the fun youve brought me over the years

ted hogg

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Kristen
from Cairns

Kev, your concert was sensational. you are a fucking legend I am still singing chuck a brown eye. When are you touring Qld again?? I have converted some friends and family and they missed out on seeing oyu this time. kepp up the brilliant work

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Martin
from Newcastle,UK

kev’s music is absolutely awesome its a massive shame that the radio isnt live on the web and its just random 30 minute sessions…..

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Steve
from Phila,PA

Kev, saw you a few years back in Glasgow, Scotland, totally fantastic, missing all the shows as I moved, you need to tour the US!!!!!!

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Charmaine
from Gloucester,UK

Hi Kev!!
Hope your okay! Just to let you know that me and my chap and his brother and girlfriend are coming to see you in Cheltenham again this year! It was our first time seeing you in person and it was amazing!! We have been listening to your songs for years and to actually meet the mastermind behind it all was amazing!! Looking forward to it and see you soon!!

P.s. We got the best seats!! Right at the front!!!!
P.P.S My friend was jealous that you kissed me when we had our photo taken all together!! What can i say??? U either have it or ya don’t!! Just kidding xx See u November mate for another corker of a shower!!!
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.!!!!

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jack richmond
from emeraldQLD

hey kev
my fav songs r DILLIGAF,aprentice and cant say cunt in canada

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jack richmond
from emeraldQLD

hi kev
i am only 14 years of age and i love you so much i have to get my brother to buy them for me. I secretly own 1 of ur dvd but obvesly
iam not aloud. anyway i fucking love you keep up the good work

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Rebecca
from PortPirieS.A

Hi kev, congratulations with all the fan mail saying how great ur concerts are and yet i have no idea??? PLease help me out, im in South Australia and i cant get to c you live its such a disapointment…. Please let me know wen u will b comeing here so i can prepare myself for the excitment
Ta Love Bec

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Shane W
from Townsville,QLD

Kev, caught your show at the Dally. Fucking corker! Keep ‘em comming.

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Cat
from uk

hi Kev think your great been to see you last twice you were in england but you not coming back to newcastle this year! Big disapointment

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susan knaggs
from usatoledoohio

just love all the music u play i live in usa and u r the funniest one i have ever hear just love your songs keep up the good work think i would go see u if u ever cam close by were i live kittenfive

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susan knaggs
from usatoledoohio

I had a friend send me some songs and i just love hearing all of them i keep playing them over and over. I live in usa and i think he is so funny. I just love him No one in the states is as funny as he is thanks 4 all the music kittenfive

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Tom
from Newhaven,England

i’ve never been to one of your gigs cos i’m too young (15) so thats aload of bollocks, your the best kev, keep on going
TOM

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nick
from southofengland

kev u the man
all northerns are limp wristed tailgunners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sarah delaney
from ireland

have been listening to your cd and i thought it was great if u ever came to ireland i would be first to buy a ticket to see you

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karl
from saxmundham,suffolk,england

hey man u rok fuukin rok cood u plz put the cristamas song on ur radio show just tuned in funny as fuk lol keep it up

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Tommy
from PerthWA

we need you in Parliament Kev……………you could do the country some good. Ya legend

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Jack
from Brisbane

Love ur fukin albulms mate great job.

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stu
from hertfordshireuk

yo kev, get som mre tunes on da dwnload ting cheers! bruv

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katherine
from wa

Whu arnt you coming down south like to preth for your tour this year there are a few people that would like to see you live but cant get up to see you in tom price or up there somewhere

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M & J Joynson
from MaryboroughQLD

Hi Kev
My husband and I went to see you last week at the Brolga Theatre here in Maryborough Queensland. We loved your show and I have never laughed so much in all my life! Stupid Brolga doesn’t have EFTPOS, so could only buy a sticker (we shared a beer) lucky we knocked back a few rums before we showed up! My daughter Bernadette insisted she wanted a Dilligaf Sticker and we got her one. Look forward to seeing you up here again soon, hopefully at a better venue, the Brolga is too stiff! The chap sitting next to us thought you were a country and western singer - should have seen his face!!!! we cracked up! My husband Michael said can you send us something for nothing! Cheers Josie and Michael

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Sarah
from WesternQld

Hey Kev,

Been listening to your music since I was a kid (much to me dads disgrace). Love to see you on day, before ya fall off the perch anyway . Mate, I love your music, you fuckin’ rock, keep on it!

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YALIN
from ISTANBUL/TURKEY

G’day Kev,first of all you are the biggest dirty old busterd all around the world and I luv it.For meself U r not only fucking country singer but also my English teacher.Bloody dingo language I start to learn from your fucking songs which is great to me but it creates couple of fucking problems at the fucking job meetings.Anyway fuck’em all.I luv your songs and your accent.
Keep going mate keep going
luv from ISTANBUL / TURKEY

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Abby-lee cooper
from Kalgoorlie

Kev if you can i just want to know how was your time as an apprentice at the smelter i am doing my time at the smelter i am a 17year old apprentice and i am a female. i have only just heard some of your songs and about you

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Elliott
from Victoria

Kevin!!!!! F***in’ Legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rodney Rude don’t blow wind up your arse!!!!

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Mike Groves
from Calgary,Canada

Still waiting on Kev’s return to Calgary, Canada looking forward to seeing the little bloke live. Hope to see him soon

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Chris Anderson
from HerneBay

Kev, how about doing some kareoke albums so that we can liven up some shit nights out mate?

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mick
from peterborough,uk

hiya
I think you are brilliant and would like to know when your coming to the uk and where you will be performing and on what dates please. cheers mate.

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Blake

dear kev
when are you bringing out a new albem cos i like your music and your saying dilligaf. and are you doing any new concerts? are well ill pissoff leve you to it. BLAKE

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john
from warringtonuk

hi kev have just heard one of your albums for the first time and i am converted i love the lyrics and content and cant wait for your next uk tour two questions though is KevFM.com still on the netwaves and what was the original music of ollie and olga from ??? keep the records coming and as you will probably say to my questions DILLIGAF m8

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Dick Waltermeyer
from Decatur,Illinois,USA

What’s happened to KevFM? The same pre-recorded program has been at the end of the link, not a live program or even a varying pre-recorded program. I wrote to Kracka and no response. Will KevFM ever be back? I need a new Kev fix - I’ve practically worn out my few Kev CDs from playing them so much!

Dick

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nathan
from esperancewesternaus

g’day kev and krew haw you’z doin. kev mate i see your doin a tour up north at the moment and im just wanting to know when and if your coming down south anytime soon ie esperance and kalgoorlie and them places you got fucking heaps of full on fans down this way and would be fuckin magic to see ya keep up the good work ya little aussie legend let us know when ya comin so we can “stack the fridge and stoke the bong”

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barbara ohare
from liverpooluk

kev l think you are one cheeky little fucker. so if ya carnt beat em join em. so l am cheeky allso. please can you send me a free ticket to oz. and free tickets to come see ya live you are the funnest guy ever. l am poor and thought it would be a good idea to try and bum a ticket to see you live in oz. then you can meet me. and have a laugh. and then l will be happy. me uncel john is a real irish guy and a great farter l reckon he would beat your mick the master farter. you havent heard a lrish fart yet. l thin you need to study farts more closely. as you know us woman dont fart, but my arse makes some funny noises sometimes. and thats the secret why woman wear purfume. to hide certain things. if you want to know more send me a free ticket, l wont waste your time asking for a free cd. as l am cheeky and download. so l will just ask for me tickets to oz and tickets to ya show. if you dont send me a ticket kev. no one else will. loves ya. ya cheeky little shit. me mates are callin me a suck for writeing this to you. l think they are right the bicthes. we have a room on paltalk that only plays your music all other music is banned. and everyday l have to hear l have had a cunt of a day. and it was me who sent a copy of the local cops a cunt to the police staion with no name on it. it was a sudden urge.

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JOANNE FREW
from MELBOURNEVIC

YOUR THE BLOODY BEST MATE.GOT A ROOM ON PALTALK FOR YOU ITS CALL THE DILLIGAF ROOM THE PPL AROUND THE WORLD LOVE YOUR SONGS KEEP IT UP MATE .GIVE US SOME NEW ONES

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Dizzy
from portadown

kev im 15 n’ im goin to ur show in belfast in november if ur security dont like it i’ll get a coupla deisel dykes on them

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Gayle
from Perth

Kev, cum to perth!!! include us perthite former cuntry folk in your tour!!!!!!

luv ya work kev…………

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Dave Terry
from QLD

Mate I saw your show for the first time at Fitzy’s at Loganholme and had an absolute ball you probably won’t remember me, i’m a supportrider for the VVMC QLD anyway mate keep up the excellent work that you’ve put forward through the years. Remember D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

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Helen Wain
from Queensland

Hi, I just watched the DVD that you made called ‘Live in Ireland’. In it you say that you have made a video clip for each of your songs and you put a couple on the DVD as extras. Why not make a DVD (or two) containing all of your video clips from over the years. Your fans would L-O-V-E it and they would sell like hot cakes. Cheers, Helen.

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Paul Worrall
from WarringtonEngland

My 12 year old step-daughter is gonna be well pissed-off when u cum over ere later dis year she finks u r the DOGS DANGLYS M8.
Cant wait to c u wen u get ere m8

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jody
from toowoombaQLDaust

kev, went to you in toowoomba when you did the show on the 21st of april and you are a fuckin bloddy legend mate. i sat in the front row and at the end of the show you told me that you had your eye on me most of the night as i was wearing a holden shirt holdens rule and you told me that you love holden. I love your song D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. and what it means. thanks once i again kev. love your show hope you come back to toowoomba for more shows.

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carly fuckin Farly
from Oamaru

Your are a fuckin’ inspiration to every baaastard I know!!!!

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Fiona
from Innisfail

Hey Kev what the fuck happened to you coming to Innisfail? You have so many kev lovers up here and we so desperately need a laugh and you are just the bloke to do it. If its the venue thats wrong well just let us know and we’ll friggin find a better one. Please come to our little battered town kev, we need you!!!!

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Paul Price
from Brisbane

Hi Kev, great show in Kedron Wavell last night, enjoyed the music in intermission, although not sure what it was. Keep up the good work!

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Kerry
from PerthWA

Hey Kev, Just wanted to say you are a fuckin legend and your songs rock. Wish you’d come to Perth and do a concert. You rock mate!!!

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sexy babe
from fuknosndoicare

hey kev
that root n aussie was awsome thanks baby

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Shelley Oakley
from Kingaroy

Kev, looking at your tour dates in QLD. Fuckin fantastic your here but I can’t help noticing that you’ve passed Kingaroy by. I appreciate that your in demand but there are a lot of West Aussie’s here working in the mines that would love to see ya! Being an East Kalgoorlie girl myself your a regular player in my house and the fuckin bible bashers have finally got offended enough to stop calling in.(thanks for that)You’re a fukin legend hope to see you somewhere soon. Shelley

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Alex
from norfolk,UK

hi KEV my mum and dad hav bin to ur shows in king’s lynn i always lisen to ya cd u r FUCKING amazing !!!!!!!!!!! thanx for making my house partys wicked!!

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Lisa
from Nottingham,UK

Kev, I’d heard your songs about 10 yrs back when I was with my ex-husband, and then 3 yrs ago I got the chance to come and see you on the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. tour in Derby. My brother and cousin came along and we had an absolutely fantastic evening. How I didn’t crash the car tho on the journey home to Nottingham, I don’t know, as I had purchased the Jenny Talia from Australia album, and was pissing myself with laughter. My brother and cousin both purchased more cd’s of yours and they too spend many a weekend getting drunk and singing along to all your songs. I can’t wait til you come back in Oct/Nov I just hope I can get tickets to see you again. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F of course I don’t!!!!!

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Stew Archbold
from HERVEYBAYQLD

Kev, Fantastic website, keep up the good work. Will see you at your concert in Maryborough on 27/4/06. Cheers, Stew

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The Ed
from England

Love your site an inspiration we are big fans at psycohouse.co.uk

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Paul Allan Kerr
from NewZealand

Im You Bigest fan and i enjoy your songs

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Charley
from California

Kev mate, you forgot “Rocket Scientist” in your dictionary!

Keep up the good work,
Charley
Rocket Scientist

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Nicole
from Calgary,Canada

Kev, you cunt, you have to come to Canada…..love your stuff….if you don’t come here, hope to see you in Sydney early Jan.

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ben ferguson
from newport,sydney

hey there mate i am a big fan and haven’t been able to see u live yet please come to the northern beaches sydney. cheers u bloody ripper, ben fergo, can on.

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Rhys

hey kev, wats goin on man.well when r u gunna release a new album??? good stuff!!!!!!!!
dilligaf NO!!!!!!

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sabina
from Melbournevictorica

Hi kev ur the best. I wanted to see ur show last year. But i too young be 3 days. ONLY BY 3 DAYS. It fucken sucks. Any way when are u in vic again so i can see you. Thanks you sabina
love u

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austin
from Dublin,Ireland

Hey Kev , When are you going to come to Dublin for a show. Us Irish wold love to see a live show but we@re not like Canada you can say cunt here no problem. We could show you what a real drinking session

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jeremy burchmann
from gatton

hey mate, im ya biggest fan, i got all ya cds, and even the kevs back album on record, me and me mates are huge fans of ur music and humour, unfortunatly we r only 17 and cant go to ya concert at teh end of this munth in toowoomba Qld, it would be beaut if u could do a concert november 2007 in toowoomba , cause it will b a sell out, bring all of our mates
bout a 100 of us, appreciate, it mate, take it easy, jeremy DILLIGAF
p.s i got a visor on me ute with that sighn printed into it

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jo and col
from ashington,northumberland

g’day mate! we were introduced to your way of thinking last year ! we think you are fuckin tremendous!!!!!! a legend ! we can relate 2 nearly all your songs especially “stack the fridge” and D.I.L.L.I.G.A.f.? even our 6yr old son thinks your songs are funny as fuck even though he’s never actually heard any ! so he says !!!! we saw your concert at the city hall, newcastle last november and we cant wait for u to come again! keep it up mate, you’v certainly made us laugh over the last 12 month, you really are a fair’dinkum fuckin legend and long may it continue?? at least until our son is “leagally” old enough to listen for himself and agree!

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Amy and Sophie
from Werribee

Hey Kev, my friend Sophie and I Are both 14 yrs old and we love your cd’s!! Sophie has the Second commin’ of Kev and i have live let loose in the outback… Which is friggen awsome! When are you touring near Werribee next!? Catcha l8r!!

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Jason
from Barry,Wales

Just seen your UK 2006 tour dates boyo….where’s Cardiff??? We luv ya mate, git down here!!

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Beau Pearson
from HerveyBay,QLD

Hey, just wanted to say i saw the tour poster today says ure coming to marybrought and i found out it was 18+ the tour is on the 27th at brolga theatre and me Bday is on the 4th of may and i am only turning 17 but still man i have listen to ure old shit when i was a kid in the car going to see me grandparents in the bay when i lived in gosford and i think it is fucked that it is 18 yr and older becuase seriously when u think about there is no point putting stuff 18 and over becuase ppl under 18 always see it and it is a pitty because ure a fucking legend i Just wish i could see u in marybrought with me Parents that would be a mad ass Bday Pressie well is there anything that yas can do for me….? Please becuasei really wanna come see ya in brolga theatre On the 27th of April 2006 please send me a Reply…
Yours sincerly Beau Pearson

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gazza yorke
from folkestoneUK

well kev wot can one say FUCKIN LEGEND !!!!! too right. been a fan these past 20 odd years ever since a KIWI played your tapes one hot sunny day at work. Been to see ya the last 3 years cant wait for this years (already got the tickets )cos im gonna bring me boy along hes grown up these last few years beggin to come see ya so this year he’s comin he’s too big to fuckin argue with now. hope tj is ok and pray she will be fit enough for this year. all the best see ya at folkestone gazza the wood butcher

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pastor elijah lambfondler
from outerhebridesscotland

i find your unholy ,bigoted,foul mouthed songs are just the FUCKIN BOLLOCKS : MAKE EM AVE IT KEV

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Jason
from Barry,Wales

G’day Kev! Been a fan of yours for some time now, met you in Portsmouth, but it looks like you’re getting more interest from us in Wales so keep coming boyo!

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Phil Black
from CardiffSouthWalesGB

I have been a big fan of Kevins since the release of his Christmas song’ Santa Claus You ???. I had the great pleasure of being one of the DJ’s to get the chance to promote it here in the UK. Went down a storm at Stag Nights / Strippers etc. Played it to the ladys club once’ also to the Sunday School Teachers’ now they have seen the light and became Kevins biggest fans in more ways’ that i could print it here!
Good Luck Kevin
Hope to see you in Wales this year’ bring your boots’ the ship are just right
Phil.

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brian
from BonnieScotland

Thanks to your songs all my work mates think i’m loosing it as I keep pissing myself laughing. At least i’m not the apprentice! Poor cunt.
Hope to see you back in scotland later in the year.

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Graham Cooper
from Shropshire,Britain

Dude, came to see you before christmas at shrewsbury music hall, luckly i was towards the front. just wanted to let you know you were great, had a great night and now use DILLIGAF all the time now, infact it’s put the perfect word to my attitude too. oh by the way, met my missus 12 months ago, she was there at the gig too, met her at a karaoke and asked if she fucked on first dates,,, guss what,,,,she did and we’v been together since. good to speak to u dude, catch u next time round

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gday kev in in iraq
from iraqrightnowmate

gday mate i been in iraq for 2 years now, looking at doing a 3rd year.ive met many people around the world.south african,yanks,brits,kiwis,canadians,german russian and struth mate even gurkas,well a private gig would be nice,a night on the piss and all would be better,but that aint gonna happen, so what im asking is,is there the complete Kev set i can order,these mongel cunts keep robbing me of your CDs, DVDs and other memerbilia,including the sacred word here,dilligaf,we wear it on our body armour.help us out digger and send me some aussie birds will ya mate.other wise just send us anything u can,i have a iraq adress that i can send on a different line mate,all i ask for is 2 sheilas sunny side up,and 4 cases of fosters,cause it pull the yank sheilas.what do u reackon cobber.20yrs with kev is all i have left,and they call us convicts.

danny young mosul iraq

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steve
from gangsterdam,holland

Kev you fucking plagiator, i just downloaded some of your stuff from the donkey, and found a song called Cows with guns with your name on it. shit a brick and fuck a duck, was i shocked it was not you singing it but some sissy of a yank. briliant song but why didnt you think of it you old fart. greetings from legal dopeville

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gary bootland and mark bucket
from glasgowscotland

how the fuck are you kev. we were at your excellent show at the pavillion in glasgow last year. we have just recieved our tickets for this year. you are a fucking legend. cant wait to see you again.

dillifuckinggaf

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craig
from jamestownsouthaustralia

kev m8
ur a fukn ledgen ur music is a classic wen the next albulms coming out??
all t locals love ur music around here its GOLD M8!!!!
come 4 a gig in jamestown???
cheers

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scoot
from london

hi kev
thanks a lot for the autographed pic of you signing my dilligaf tattoo
its got pride of place on the fireplace.
cant wait to see ya again mate.
love to betty too
dilligaf
scoot

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john
from washingtondc

Kev, saw you in dublin a few years back. am here in the states spreading the word about you. sure hope you can make it to the states in the near future! here’s to 20 more years of kev!!!!!!!

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Les sharp
from Scotland,Highlands,Middleoffuckingnowhere

Great site, kev your a man after my own heart. I wonder how many of the other blokes sheilers he tucked up with, lol. I’ll be coming to see ya mate but her staying at home ya funnie bastered, not that i don’t trust ya. All the best mate. Make me a promise and keep doing ya thing. I’ll have a tinnie to ya. (trying to modle myself on KING Keving Bloody “wife knocking” Wilson!!). CHEERS

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Beverley Ham
from ryeeastsussex

kev you are truely the funniest aussie i have ever had the privilage to see live on tour. Lost count on how many times ive seen ya, but hey gotta keep going. Its always a truely wonderful night out, life wouldnt be the same without ya. My 8 year old son Joshua cant wait til hes old enough to see ya. Keep up the hard work.. Love you always. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Bev

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scott
from castlemainevicaussi

g’day mate your a bloody legend

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Jamie Gorman
from Linwood,Scorland

went to see kev in Glasgow 24th October 2005.. just got my tickets for the 8th November 2006- ROW 2!! bloody superb…..see ya soon kev

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Danielle Finlay
from Brisbane

hey kev,
my fav song of yours is dear penis. i think you are a legend keep singing your music is great

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nim gerhardt
from aussie

hey kev ive got this mate that gives me shit any chance of some insults he is SHORT, GINGER SISTERS, LITTLE DICK,
P.S. you rock

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John
from SCOTLAND,SCOTLAND,SCOTLAND

I see you are doing a UK tour later in the year. You better come to scotland, no re-phrase that, come to EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND (it is our capital). I must see you live, your songs are great and you are sooooooo funny.

Cheers big man.

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Paul Moore
from Cranbourne,Melbourne

Kev, when you last toured down here in june 2005, i had tickets with my whole family to come and see you at the Hallam Hotel, but to my worst fucking luck, i was away working in Darwin for 6 months and missed the show. But my family still came and do you think i have finished hearing about how great the shop was, not a fucking chance. In fact my wife has a photo on the fridge of you, with her, and my dad and his missus..along with my sister, giving the royal salute with the middle finger to me saying suck shit arsehole you missed out. My problem is kev, i havent missed a show at the Hallam except that one for the last 4 years, and since its nearly been 2 years since i last seen you live, im having withdrawls, when are you coming back to the Hallam so i can come and pay my respects
cheers
Paul

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Andrew Buckley
from melbourne

u know u wanna come… fuck id luv it if u did… hope u actually look at these fuckin things anywayz.. im 19 and me old mans had me hooked on ya since i was 14.. we’d luv to see ya and i know heaps of people who would… so come down here

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wade fisher

ha kev, your a fucken ladgend in my mind and im olnly 15 years old. my dad first let me listen to you at christmas and i cant stop keep up the great work mate chuck a brown eye for Australia!!!

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hellcat (helen)
from worthingUK

Well what can i say FAB show mate. Hubby n I had a fucking great time. There is only 1 Kev in my book.
I own an ex military landrover that i use for shows and hey guess what.. It’s got “That fucking cat’s back” as her name. hehehe so if any1 sees a green landrover with paw prints on it in england toot and shout her name plz.

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Jeff 'BC' Willey
from Bendigo

When are you going to bring your dirty, smelly, hairy arse back to Bendigo? We have a Yank who works with us and he goes back home in mid 2007. We have taken him on fishing trips and exposed him to your music (?) Consequently, he has purchased a heap of your shit and sent it home to his buddies who think you are top shit. By my calculations you were last in Bendigo in about 1995, what the fuck is wrong with you? Bendigo deserves another visit from Kevin Bloody Wilson. Get your shit together.

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Anne
from Ayr

Hi Kev went to see your show in Ayr October 05 you were brill, my other half Ian saw you the the year before at Ayr and raved about you for ages, have been listening to you for years but you are brillant in the flesh, even plucked up the courage to get you to sign ma boob and I just want to know if you have any magical powers cause 9mths after your show I had ma 3rd kid. Hope to see you when you tour the uk again Thanks for a fucking great night, Anne.

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Michelle Hill
from Kyabram

Hi Kev, saw you at the Barooga Sporties in Victoria, had a great night. When are you coming back to Victoria so we can come and see you again.

Keep Smiling,
Michelle

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carl luckhurst
from englandkent

ive been a big fan of urs ever scine i heard your songs and ive always wanted to meet u as i think you are the best. ive started singing ur songs myself around pubs but its not the same and i was wondering if mabey u could give me some information on how u got it started and done them so good ur biggest fan carl.

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Andrew Smith
from melbAust

hey kev whats up when are you comin to melb for some shows havent seen you live on stage yet would love to see you come to melb and love to get some backstage passes so me and some mates can hang out hope to here from you soon Andrew

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Don Simkiss
from BirminghamEngland

Gday Kev mate, lettin ya know ive already got my tickets for the Alex in Birmingham. October15 2006.C ya then matey. & for any stupid cunt that DONT like ya…….DILLIGAF…….Don.

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John
from UK

I don’t know about the well hung young goat f****r from Kalgoolie but try this link from the BBC News pages referring to the same from the Sudan. He had to marry his ‘goodun’ though.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

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Simon Clifford
from Neath,SouthWales

Kev, you are without a doubt a fucking legdend. Just wondering if you are ever coming back to wales would love to see your show again. I paly your stuff all the time in the car and piss myself laughing. People look at me in disgust but i just say one thing. D.I.L.I.G.A.F!

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mark
from somewhereinscotland

seen your gig in dundee fucking hillarious, missus was pissed off she never made it but hey dilligaf, a the best mark

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sandie
from UK

cant wait to see you at the end of the year. My daughter loves you too now

Your fucking ace

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Denver
from Portadown

You fucking rock and are so fucking funny and today iv had an absolute cunt of a day

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Stubbsie
from QLD

Kev mate, lower the age for your loganholme show in april! ill get a fuckin fake id if i have to, im gonna get into that show!

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David Marshall
from Lafayette,INUSA

My kiwi sister-in-law got me hooked on your music. Love your stuff. But when the bloody hell are you coming back to the states? Oh, I have to tell all my friends you’re an Austruckinfalian.

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BOB STOKES
from portsmouthU.K.

Hi Kev went to see your show at the guildhall Portsmouth,And what a great time we had too,took the wife along,and to my suprise she was singing along with you,guess shes hooked now too well done and a smashing show,keep up the good work you old fucker regards Bob

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Emily
from PrinceEdwardIsland,Canada

Hey Kev, We just got back from a Bowser and Blue concert and they mention you and one of your songs. HEY Santa. They did a dumbed down version of it. We would love it if you came to Prince Edward Island. We are not a big province but we know how to laugh.
i would certainly love to see you live and so would my Dad. I played You Can’t Say Cunt in Canada for him and he nearly fell on the floor laughing. Hope you come to Canada soon!

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Trisha
from kentengland

I love your music and recently introduced it to my mum whose 60 this year she is completely hooked and has asked me to get her a dilligaf tee shirt asap.

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dave
from dagenhamessex

love your songs when you coming to london do you have a fan club and you can say CUNT in dagenham

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Kelly
from UK

Kev, Mate, you fucking legend! I am a 27yr old Pom female and I DJ in London and for some unknown reason I have “Santa Claus” and “He swears a bit” on a 7″ record! No Idea where I got if from! Been pissing meself over it for years! I got beck from my 1st visit to Oz 2 weeks ago and bought your 20yrs album while was there and laughed more than my Aussie male companion! Fan-fucking-tastic! (I know, hardly a normal girly Pom thing, but hey - I’m special!) I am now subjecting everyone I know in the UK to the entire album, on repeat! Big love - stay pissed! Kel xx

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Mandy Bryan
from BeaudesertQld

Hiya Kev. It has been 8 long years since hubby and I saw you last at Twin Towns. Looking forward to seeing you at Loganholme Qld in April with shit loads of our friends and I can’t forget my dear ol’ dad. Keep up the awesome job of keeping us amused.

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Brian
from CwmbranOLDSOUTHWALES

When are you in Gods Country next Kev?You’re much funnier than the fat northern english wanker. Bring us a snag and tinnie from givawogabang when you come,
Cheers mate

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andrew
from glasgowscotland

hi kev

i am looking forward going to your concert in scotland im going to see your concert a good few times in scotland. if my dad was here he would have loved your shows. im looking forward getting your new album and your dvd cause they are fucking great. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KEV.

ANDREW

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jen
from nz

your a legend mate,

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MAD ACE
from haverhillsuffolkuk

hi kev just want to say i see your show in october in clacton it was wicked i loved it cant wait till u are over again soon keep up the good work D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F pat

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Dawn Boden
from BoulderW.A

Hi Kev Been listening to ur music and ditties since you first started playing at the Grand,in boulder also at the Railway and anywhere else. hey babe that’s a longtime. Took my granddaughter to see ur last DIlligaf tour in kal. now you have another generation of us. (scary shit hey!!) We love our DILLIGAF stickers on our car. I’m seriously thinking about buying a Number plate but do YOU think it’s appropriate for a greatgrandmother to have? I say DILLIGAF .Best wishes to you and yours. My son is dying for you to come back to Kal as he has never been to a concert. luv ya lots.

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sue townsend
from streakybaysa

hi kev,
Just wan’t to let you know how much I love your music and I’m tring to find out what cd is I new the bride when she used to be a mole no cunt can tell me and I need It for my wedding I did have it but sum cunt stole it it would be great if you can let me no
love ya sue xxxx

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Claudia
from Montana,U.S.A.currently

Rootin’, sheila’s, ute’s, rootin’, drinkin’, religion, and did I mention rootin’ sheila’s? I love your shit! If you ever make it to Alberta, Canada for a show (I am about 200 kms from the CA-US border) I will show up without a shirt and drunk off my ass on Jack. I would love to meet you. I could bring my kiwi husband to show the don’t just date sheep…lol… although when we see sheep I have to ask which ones are his exes and which are his kids… oh, that was baa aa aad. *sigh*

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Virginia
from Philadelphia,USA

Im originally from Darwin and saw you perform at the Casino many a moons ago. LOVE listening to your cd’s. Brings a smile to my face when I miss home.

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DAMIEN
from HARLOW

HI KEV WE ALL LOVE YOU IN HARLOW

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Silvana
from PerthWeaternAustralia

Hey Kev,
I love ur music, I hav been listening to ur stuff since i was bout 5yrs old and i am now 21yrs and I still love ya. I never got the chance to see you in concert but i have all ur cds and dvds. I would love to see you live, wen are u coming back to perth. My favourite is DILLIGAF and that is a good one there

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chuck
from barrhead,alberta,canada

Really love your stuff,been listeneing since I was a kid.Just wondering if you ever thought of a canadian tour? I think you would do very well. You are awesome! keep up the good work!!

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Roger
from RailwayNutters,Dereham,England.

Kev, we saw ya at Kings Lynn mate and we were pissing ourselves laughing all night - you truly are a “FUCKING LEGEND”. Roll on the 2006 UK tour when we will be back at Kings Lynn laughing our cocks / tits off at ya. Your a fucking star and christ knows how many twats have now been told DILLIGAF !!!!!!

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Deeza
from uk

hi hun i think that your music is proper wicked

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krissy
from northcanterburynewzealand

hey i really enjoy the musioc that kev produces and was great to see in the tour that he jumped over the ditch to visit his kiwi cuzzies well i have been listening to kev for soo lob=ng now i still laugh at all the oldies that i listened to back in high school
( im now 24 guys so was a while ago)i have stumbled on this site and wow this is great so keep up the good work kev
we love ya in kiwi land !!!
xxxx

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Rory Collison
from Saskatchewan,Canada

Hi from all of your Western Canada Perv Fans.
The first time I heard Kev I was totaly blow away. Since then I’ve had a friend rolling on the ground laughing untill he turned blue and drank are faces off singing his songs. Evan Grandma was laughing like mad.
Kev’s broke all the records and is the best in the world by far. No one I,ve ever seen has come close..A friend from the UK has met Kev and she said he was a very nice guy. Great Job Kev,please tour Canada and come to Saskatoon,Ror

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homer
from USA

legend, wonderful man these are the words that describe you.

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anthony
from wales

You are a fucking walking and breathing legend, keep up the great work, luv ant

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Anthony Notridge
from England

Hey Kev, i have been a loyal follower for over 20 years owning every album and must say you are a trure legend. When i saw you live in London you were bloody excellent (and remember dont say cunt in canada!!!!) always and forever your most avid follower Anthony Notridge. i must say that my friend Nathan Dibdin has a huge crush on you, he talks about you 24-7. Me and my mate will be at your next performance. Keep safe Kev, I love you…..

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Logan
from Gippsland,Australia

Hey Kev….. Your Music Rocks….. I love the song “Santa was Stoned at Christmas”….. and “Nigel Krap”
Just one Question.. I read that you were a local in Ararat.. I have a mate that lives there and He told me that the Local Pigs drive people out of town if they cause too much trouble.. Is that where the “Local Cops a Cunt” comes from in “The Local”????

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matt soanes
from Hayes,England

Hi Kev

I first heard your music when i went to my brother-in-laws (His a big fan) at the being of last year. Since then i have collected all
your albums and both your dvds. Now im a big fan of yours and I play your music at full volume in my car. Came to your show at the Beck and you where excellent. I’ve got most of my mates into your stuff aswell, and we all can’t want until October when you come back to the Beck for more DILLIGAF and grandad’s got a bone. Best wishes to all your family.
And you Can always Say Cunt in Hayes

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nigel and angela baggaley
from torquayuk

dear kev, we came to see you in torquay, i was the hero-worshipping piss-head boring you to death with stories of how you got me through a jail sentence !! and my misses was the pregnant blonde lady with the posh voice, i sent my parents to see you in bedworth and they loved it. (mother a lay minister at church!!). you were better than i thought youd be mate, we will be coming to australia to see you live over there without a doubt. and we are already waiting to buy tickets for uk 2006. By the way we had a little girl, isobel, (3 days old today 20/01/06) Shes a kevin bloody wilson fan already! i doubt youll remember us but we wont forget the night we met the one and only pissedup testicostical ! BRILLIANT GENIUS FUNNY AS FUCK !!!

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ZorP
from Sweden

Geez what is this place? Only native english speaking tossers paying homage?

I’ll have you know that I’ve been spreading the gospel according to Kev all over Europe now for more than a decade. My Serbian mate even made a pilgrimage to fucken Kalgoorlie a couple of weeks ago when he visited Australia (and boy did he have to wipe his feet hard on the way out of it, and his dick will never be the same again).

Anyhoop Kev, thanx for making my life so much more fun! Keep producing your shit and I’ll spread it thick all over the world for ya!

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Baz
from Dublin

Another belter of a show hope ur gonna make it a regular date in Dublin
Ps I was the loud annoyin fucker shouting It was only because the show and material
is so fuckin good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Laura
from Hastings

Hi Kev
I saw you in Hastings in October and you were as fab as I knew you’d be! I think you must be as much of a legend as Nigel!!! I already owned loads of your cds and have been listening to you since I was 14!! I’m now 26!! The bastard is that my car was broken into by some wanker at Christmas and they stole my stereo multi-changer and 3 of your cds!!! “Worst of Kev, Kev’s Kristmas and Let’s call him Kev”. I feel totally lost without them!! But I’ll have to attempt to save up to replace them as I’m now singing the songs out loud in my car!!!
The worst bit though is that I’m a DJ and a karaoke queen here in England, so when I’m doing a gig I suss out the crowd and play one of your songs at the end of the night for fuckin’ good measure!! Perfect 10 and Jacko always go down a storm!!! Then, when everyone wants to know where they can buy your stuff, I plug your website over the mic before they all go home!! So now I’m even more lost without the cds!! Still, every cloud and all that bollocks!!! Fave song of all time?……DIC’TAPHONE!! Oh yes!! It’s just SO brilliantly written Kev, I don’t think you’ll ever truly understand how talented you really are! Maybe you could write a new song about your experiences in England!
Take care now and let us all know on the site when you’re back in the UK.

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dave shiell
from ramsgateengland

Yours is the funniest web sight on the net .Cheers mate ,dave.

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allan howell
from lintonpalmerstonnorthnewzealand

wot up kev just leting you know that we have 3 cars that have dilligaf and teamdilly going on the front of the car carnt wait till you come again bec we will be parking out the front of the reagant at palmerston north .p.s carnt spell lol latz.i love that fucken song living next door to allan .

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cameron
from SOUTHAFRICA

HEY,KEV ILOVE UR MUSIC ITS A FUCKIN BEAUT… MY DAD BOUGHT ONE UR ALBUMS A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO… CAUSE HE KNEW YOU.. AND NOW WE’VE GOT A CUNT LOAD OF YOUR ALBUMS AND LIVE DVD’S… PLEASE COME TO SOUTH AFRICA AND LET ME COME…YOUR A FUCKIN LEGEND.. JUST LIKE NIGEL.. MY CUZ CALLS ME NIGEL AND I CALL HIM ALLAN

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Billy
from scotland

Hi Kev
love all the DVD’S MATE KEEP THEM COMING HAS THE DOCTOR NOT TOLD YOU KEV YOUR MAD, BUT THE HOUMER IS FUCKING GREAT YOU WHERE BLEST AT BIRTH YOU LITTLE CUNT GOD BLESS YOU MATE STOP FELLING ALL THEM TIT’S LEAVE SOME FOR US GUY’S LOL

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BYRON
from riccallnorthyorkshire

G’day kev i just want to say …….. you are a fucking legend !!!!!!!!!!!! you make me proud to be an aussie !!!!!!!! i came to see you in york on your d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f tour fantastic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please come back to york . thanx kev have a bonza day

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Paddy
from Liverpool,UK

Hi Kev! Managed to miss you last year cos I was living out in Toowoomba, Queensland while you were doing your extended tour of the UK! Fucking typical! I remember listening to your interview on talksport over the internet with my ex and we were both pissing ourselves. OK, you’re coming back over to the UK…..I take it there will be a Liverpool gig?

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Russell
from BrokenHill

Long time listener ever kevs back bought it when i was 14 then your average aussie yobbo straight after
You say you are touring regional NSW hope you are comin to Broken Hill as i have already converted a few to the joys of KEVIN BLOODY WILSON

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Lisa
from Kitchener,ONCANADA

Kev… You’re fucking awesome!!!!!!!!… Been getting people hooked on your music since a buddy of mine 15 years ago played a copy of Hey Santa for me.
When are you touring Canada again?? We Canucks need to laugh, too….
And, you can say Cunt in Canada…. You just have to learn how to duck.

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Emily Healey
from Bairnsdale,Victoria

G-Day Kev, you kick arse mate! i sent a few of your songs to a mte in America… and he thinks that i am a little… stange. and after listening to your songs he says to me “Gees Em, this bloke makes you sound like a lady” was fucken classic! kep up the great work! DILLIGAF!

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Marie
from Karratha

I am a very proper lady in her mid 40s with a very proper husband and 2 very proper teenagers (girl 19, boy 15). We are wondering when you might grace us with your presence, as we missed your very proper concerts the last 2 times you were here because my very proper son and old husband race motocross. Any chance of you getting here before the MX season starts (say around March)? Also, do you remember going to a farm in Pinjarra about 30 years ago to a horse trainers party?

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adam pearce
from Portlincoln

Love your stuff kev! Now all you need to come to South Australia!

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Jon Ashmore
from nottinghamshireuk

well…………….i come across ya by accident mate only a few weeks ago ………………………..now i see where chubby brown got his material from

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nathan
from horsham

oh and by the way kev i found the plastic wrap for the female fattening tool but you wanna know what the fucking thing broke???
by the way mate you are an awesome bloke i like your song i am only the aprentice and i am only having fun you got no idea the amount of chicks look at me sideways when i say it to them in the moast unpredictable times. love the saying dilligaf mate it rocks and for now i cant think of much to say ok mate you rock.

ok mate your pal nathan

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nathan
from horsham

kev you are a fucking legend man we all enjoy your out look on life as it is today and we all are fans of yours and when the fuck are going to come to horsham for one of your shows i mean horsham vic any way mate how is nigel and his mates oh and buy the way did you hear about the poofter rabbit he had trouble getting the hair out of his ass any way mate feel free to email me back any fucking time and have a fucking good one.

from may of your greatest fans here in vic any fucking way mate from me bye

P.S. you can say cunt in horsham!!!

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ben
from uk

hey i just wana say ur music is the best where the fu*k do u get ur stuff from tis just so funnyyyyyyyy! im only 13…..i mean 22 *cough* lol got all ur cds and downloaded some others from ur website. ur just so good

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Scott
from USA

I first found some tapes of your in 86 and have loved you since. I am glad that there is someone out there that has the balls to tell the world to get stuffed. Good on ya Kev.

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danielk
from cohuna

ya music is the bloody best kev cya around D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

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Jessica Haugland
from TasmaniaAustralia

Would love to see you include tassie on a tour!

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johnny
from calgarycanada

come to canada you pussy, we dont bite to hard.

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Graeme
from Wollongong

Hey Kev,
Saw your concert at Dapto , you fucking ledgend !! I laughed so much I could not drink my beer you should get you back in town and buy me a few beers to catch up on the ones I missed out on — will bring another group of mates along next time you are in town ( we can say “CUNT ” ) in Dapto….. cheers

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Michael Gilmour
from Ontario,Canada

Kevin, get your ass up here to Canada and say CUNT!

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Barry
from ireland

Well kev I seen you in belfast for my first time and you where fucking leathal best nights laugh ever I had next time your on tour i’ll deffently be going to see you your a fucking ledgend!!!!!!! see you next year all been well kev good luck!

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joe lennon
from dublin,ireland

kev ya bastard excellent gig in dublin ya fuckin legend hope ya come back ya cunt fuckin dilligaf!!!!

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Sparky
from NorthernIreland

I did the PA for your gigs in the Ulster Hall. ( HK cohedra) I was always a big fan (20 years) You really are a legend!! When are you back in Belfast?
What about a gig in L’derry ? I know you love tourin’ so why not! Give me a shout……You’ve got the address../………mate… F**k*n legend!

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Austin
from AsheboroNorthCarolina

Hello,
I just had a friend send me DILLIGAF song I loved it please keep it up I will be watching for you next visit to the state can’t wait to see you live

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Gordo
from Birmingham,England,UK

Went to the show in Brum and laughed up a stitch. Absolute genius/f*ckin legend. Even better than the first time a few years back in Dudley. Very impressed with the local references (the dodgy buildings, black country etc) that made it just that bit extra real. Next time you come back bring the other legend - Nigel - it would be interesting to see both of you playing off each other.

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ciara s
from Limerick,Ireland

Went to see your show in Limerick in early December - Had no idea what to expect. My husband had said you were fantastic but I had never heard of you. Have to say the show was brilliant, absolutly fantastic. Loved it. Keep it up longer! Play Limerick or Ireland again soon…and we’ll be there with bells on>

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jane
from tazzy,australia

Hi kev I think you are the best thing that ever sung music, when you coming to tazzy? I saw you 10 years ago loved it would love to see you again, I laughed that muched nearly pissed myself! Keep up with the shit that you you do, hope to see you again soon

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Chelle
from EbenezerNSW

Caught your show at Rooty Hill (for people reading this- no its not a kev joke its a town in NSW Aus) with a bunch of us- we had the best nite- never laghed so hard in my life! Cd’s are not as good as seeing you live! Been listening 4 years. keep it up Mate- Luv chelle

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William Carter
from CentralPennsylvania,USA

A good friend of mine from WA sent me a few of your songs, and I must admit they are great. You remind me of Mclean & Mclean who use to tour Canada doing the same sort of songs. Keep up the great work and look forward to hearing more great laughs from you!!

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Sean
from Dublin,Ireland

You fucking cunt….. love your music and comedy.

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P[ckleBarrel Peter
from TorontoCanada

FM—Luv it Kev–Frost the Pervert@ I saw Santa xx

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cat
from Ireland

Really enjoyed you show, esp your camilla parker bowles jokes(or come here and park your balls as my hubby likes to call her) i have my 3 yr old daughter saying DILLIGAF, brilliant! Come back to Limerick Ireland soon.

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james leggett
from melbourne,victoria

your a dead set fuckin legend mate i heard you stuff when i was 12 and have never looked back keep up the good shit mate

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Adrian
from Kent,UK

I saw you live for the 1st time when you appearred in Margate………afyer all these years listening to your songs, what a great time i had singing with you.
Have a GREAT XMAS with the family and all at HQ.

Hope to see you soon.

ps. i hope that cunt brings me bike

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anthony
from cobarnsw

youve got some hot bloody babes in your colection cep up the good work

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Pelvis
from Plymouth,England

Been tryin’ to see you for years, and finally did it at Plymouth Pavillion this year (2005). Ribber show mate. I know it was a goodun coz i went home with a sore throat. Gotta say NIGEL aint the only “Fuckin’ Legend”. People who aint seen your show have no idea what they are missing. Also a big thanks to your missus for doing the merch out side.Wish your Daughter and new edition all the best, and congrats. Can’t fuckin’ wait till next year. keep it up mate.
P.S Did you know Michael Jackson has a new record in the charts. It’s called “I won’t let your son go down on me”

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Ash
from Watton,Norfolk

went to your kings lynn gig kev, still laugh about it now, got some abuse from some immigrants other day when i reminded them it was a free country, so they are free to fuck off, they gave me shit i just said D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

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JONATHAN
from PONTYBEREM,LLANELLI,SOUTHWALESU.K.

I have been a fan of yours for about 15 years now and your songs really cheer me up when I am feeling down.The one song that makes me laugh every time no matter how many times I play it is “THE KID”(HE SWEARES A LITTLE BIT).And does anyone else like me have a lump in their throat when listening to the song “THE TATOO OF SANTA” I certainly do.Great new website though.

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andy
from lowstoftengland

g’day mate. i reckon you’re a fuckin’ legend. when are you gonna make it back to the marina this place needs livening up. I am originally from perth and went to kewdale high. keep up the good work you old bastard

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Larry
from SouthAfrica

Just manged to get my hands on your “LIVE IN IRELAND” DVD. I played it for my sister, holy fuck, I thought she was goin’ to laugh her fuckin’ LONG EYED FRONT BUM OFF. Well you said in your show, “If you haven’t said it you’ve thought it”, well let me tell you mate I’m fuckin’ livin’ it, I’m having A CUNT OF A DAY. EVERYTHING THAT COULD GO WRONG, HAS GONE WRONG AND IS CONTINUING TO WRONG - BUT! AT LEAST I HAVE YOUR FUCKING SONG TO KEEP ME GOIN’ ALONG. SO FUCK ‘EM. By the way when the fuck are you coming to AFRICA COZ WE FUCKING LOVE YOUR SHIT OVER HERE. YOU FUCKIN BEAUTY!

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paul
from NORTHEASTengland

CHUCK A F’KIN BROWN EYE FOR ALL US POMMIES FREEZIN OUR BOLLOCKS OFF IN ENGLAND KEV….yeah I know… DILLIGAF.

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Joelene
from Ireland

Hey Kev, excellent show in Limerick, Ireland. We drove all the way from Galway to see ya and it was definatley worth it. Can’t stop listening to the cd since. Glad you liked the badges, don’t forget to give one to Betty. Happy Chritmas ya old C*#t. Love and Kisses.

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mick dalton
from glasgow

hi kev

Your conert was brilliant i went to see you largs and Glasgow. I think your music is brilliant as well. Keep up the good work kev And also i watch your dvds all the time im getting every dvd you bring out as well kev

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Bobby THe Bear Green
from MKUk

Dear Mr Wilson,
You show at Clacton this tour was jolly good. Myself and all my chums had a jolly good time. Thank you ever so much .old boy . We will come and see you again if they let us out of the asylum.

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david griffith
from cornwallengland

hi kev love your music your r 1 in a mill mother says she luvs you and keep up the good work
from david and lindsay griffith

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The Vailman
from Ontario,Cananda

Kev! You’re music kicks so much ass!!! You CAN say cunt in Canada, just not very loudly! I heard this song yesterday that you had wrote, it’s driving me nuts..it’s called “Santa Claus is going to town”. If you or anybody here could email me how to get it at shoot2thrill@hotmail.com…it would be much appreciated! Peace out!

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Donna
from Philadelphia,Pennsylvania,USA

A friend stationed in Iraq just e-mailed your Merry Christmas song - “Santa Claus is Going to Town”. Hilarious!!! I’m sending it on to everyone I know. Once this gets around you’ll have to plan a tour to the U.S.

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John
from England

Fuck you kev i love ur music u sexy beast

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kev meehan
from GlasgowScotland

Saw you at the pavillion in Glasgow and pissed myself laughing from start to finish. Not the first time i have saw you live but certainly the best, look forward to the next time, keep cracking the funnies.

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mark
from oldham

I went to see you for the first time in southport, well TOP SHOW evan got a pic with you, fair play you have time after the show for your fans No1 in my book, will see you again next year

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Andy Clark
from Burnham-on-Crouch,Essex,England

Hi Kev,

Any plans for a Kev’s Karaoke album. It’d go down a treat at my local.

Cheers.

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jas
from dubbo

i love u music i am 14 u have to come to dubbo and have a concert u did but kids couldnt go i would love to go to one of u concerts i love the music

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jas
from bubbo

Your music is the bloody best

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jaso
from dubbo

I love your music it is heaps good. the language suits it! I love the builder song to its great! You have to come to Dubbo but have a gig were kids can go cause i am 14!!!

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Shell
from Dubbo,NSW,Australia

Hey Kev,
You have no idea how much i love listening to all your tapes and albums that i have. My boyfriend thought that D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F resembled my attitude so much that he actually got the sign made up to go on the back of my car. Its great and yet so true!!

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Sharon Phelps
from sydney,nsw,australia

was at the Dee why show on the 31 august 2005 and had a fantastic night. it was my first KBW experience live , i have heard many of the tapes from my dad and friends. So I decided to make a present that i thought would be appropriate to give to such an iconic aussie!
Kevin I hope that you liked my big candy cock, in watermelon flavour, and the naughty lollies. I love my DILLIGAF number plate but have been told by the police that it is not appropriate for my van! thank god there was no fine. i think that my KBW story was the only reason that they let me off , they were in stitches and unable to write out the ticket!
Cheers.

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kim nicholson
from auckland,northisland,NewZealand

hey kev it was finally good to put a face to the person mum was alwayz putting on the sterio and blasting all the time. it was a really great show that you had done i really enjoyed it. i wish i could have got my shirt autographed by you though it would have been really awesome but my partner didnt want to wait that long.cant wait for you to tour new zealand again.
yours faithfully kim

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Wendy Martyn
from Greymouth,SouthIsland,NewZealand

Hi Kev,

Cant wait to see you preform next week. It has been nearly 10 years since the last time we saw you in Kalgoorlie. Just couldnt believe they wouldnt let us drink in the theatre there. Im not saying that you need to be a bit drunk to enjoy your show but it does help!! We spent a few years in Kalgoorlie (husband is one of those electricians, easy drunk)and even got to meet Mick the Master Farter. I think that has been my husbands highlight in life. We are booked to see you on August the 4th in Greymouth and have even scored front row seats.
Cant wait. Enjoy NZ.

PS Kev if you have time to see some of the sights of the west coast (and have a good umbrella) give me a yell as I work for the tourism industry.

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Ian Hart
from SunshineCoast,Pissed,Australia

Kev mate, you’re a living fucking ledgend, most people grow up with pop, country and western or maybe even rock n roll if they’re lucky. But ever since i can remember i have listened religously to the tapes and now some cd’s as well, even stole a copy of DILLIGAF off a mate of mine. So keep up the good work Kev, my kids just might wanna know where i got my edukashun from. Funny considering my old man paid good dollars to send me to a Grammar school and i learned more about being a little khunt in there then i ever did…on the outside.

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chris legge
from Cairns,Qld,Australia

Mate you are fucking awsum, bring out more cd’s cause you can blow any bastads head off. i’ve started my own festival of farts thanks to your version giving me ideas. so when are you heading towards us. looking forward to your show. keep up the good work and remember DILLIGAF. Im looking for sum plastic wrap for a female fattening tool. i’ve got every1 of your cd’s and dvd’s so i think you deserve a round of a clap, cause you fucking rule. by the way have you been on jerry springer lately.

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Liz
from Bathurst,NSW,Australia

Hey Kev!

I’ve been listening to your stuff for years now - from before I understood half of what you were sayin, mum’s cultural enrichment for me Absolutley loved it then, and love it even more now!

Looked up ya tours for 2005, in NSW and you’re just headed to Sydney and the coast! Will we see ya out at Bathurst or Orange this year? Panthers or the RSL perhaps?

Either way, be seeing ya out here or in Sydney this year mate!

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Steve McLean
from Bradford,westyorkshire,uk

Gday Kev .. and all you netters out there!
I first heard you on tape about 21/22 years ago which was sent to me by relatives in Melbourne ..with the message “you can keep your roy chubby brown .. this guys better”! … they weren’t wrong!
I didn’t get to see you live until about two years ago .. and it was by chance ..
After watching Freddie Starr at the Halifax Civic theatre(uk) i picked up a leaflet advertising your show for the following week.
I did some severe damage to my credit card and bought 5 tickets … money well spent
Hope to see you again soon ..
Keep up the good work … and writing those brilliant songs!
Steven McLean

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simon jeffs
from perth,wa,aussie

gday kev your a bloody legend mate and perth is proud of ya.been listening for very long long time just had to rebuy your collection cos my shithead brother stoll all my old tapes wat a wanker keep going mate hope to catch one of your shows in perth sometime p.s my brother now gets himself up for uni everyday by listening to your great stuff. just think hell be a millionaire one day because of you keep up the good work

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Charlie
from Todmorden,England

Went to see you for the first time in Bolton last week and had an amazing night I have listened to your stuff since you made the far canal album. You top all other x rated comedians keep up this great work hope to see you soon.
Charlie
PS. Chuck a fuckin brown eye for England too
PPS. Bring Nigel next time and tell jenny good luck with the new baby and hope both mother and baby are doing fine (both me and the missus enjoyed tunnel vision) before I go I must say hi to the boss…HELLO BETTY DARLING XXXXXXX

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