Kevin Bloody Wilson

Steve & Tracey
from Belfast

Get ur bum to Belfast!! U havent been for 2 years we had to travel to Ayr to see u last year!! lol!!

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mark gibbons
from essex,england

HI KEV,ITS ANOTHER POM HERE,JUST TO SAY THANKS FOR YOUR INSPIRATION THROUGH LIFE.AS A TRIBUTE WE HAVE NAMED OUR RACE TEAM AND RACE CAR AFTER YOU,DILLIGAF RACING.WE RACE EVERYTHING FROM MILK FLOATS TO FERRARIS AND HAVE NOT BEEN BEATEN YET.CAN WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO ADVERTISE YOUR WEBSITE ON THE CAR TO RACE AT BRANDS HATCH ON AMETEUR DAY.FEEL FREE TO COME ALONG NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN ENGLAND FROM THE NUTTY POM MARK.

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carl healey
from manchesterengland

hiya all at kev fm. its the first time ive listened to this radio station and i think its the best it heard. keep it up all.
by the way when is kev back in manchester england, cant wait to see him again, and e should set hhes next dvd in manchester. keep safe. carl “bloody” healey. UK

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john n faybe
from dubbo

hi kev it is john n faybe we went to the dubbo show and we had a lot of fun at it and i hope u r cuming to dubbo again soon

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tony winnett
from england

Hi kev when are you back in the uk saw you in stevenage 2007 monster of a night cant wait to see you again you fucking funny ledgend till then i will make do with cds & dvds best wishesate

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Emma
from Deal,England

Hey Kev, We saw you a few years back at the Leas Cliff Hall, Folkestone, England! It was by far the best concert I’ve ever been to! When will you be back down this way next - would love to see you again plus I want to bring my Mum and Dad this time!! ) Hope to hear from you soon! Emma x

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iain
from glasgow

kev you doin glasgow this year ,the misses and me would hate too miss you all the best iain

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kev
from Canada

Hey Kev,
When are you coming back to Canada. New laws passed that allow you to say CUNT here now.
Love to see you back soon.
Kev - from Canada

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ducky
from yeppoon

hey kev im a 14 year old person and i think you and your wacky little songs are great espesualy when you make some bulshit up about songs and just make remixes on them there all just awsome

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Davie
from PortHedland

Kev, You proved us wrong, Thoroughly enjoyed the show on Friday night and you played livin next door to Alan !!! Nice to see you in your own back yard and meet you again after the show, the kids love their hats !!

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Sue
from KalgoorlieWA

Hi Kev
Saw ads for your show in North West WA on GWN TV channel, got excited so looked up this website to see when you are coming to Kalgoorlie. Sad so say you are not. Please include us in your next visit to WA.

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MARK
from ENGLAND

WHEN U BRINGING THE SHOW TO ENGLAND? DONT WAIT TO LONG, WE CANT WAIT!!

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Nigel
from UK

Kev.. get your arse back over here in the uk m8…! Seen you a few times since you hired that car off me back in 1990somethin… you were at the Derngate Northampton that time but I did travel a few miles after that date to see you (4times exactly)

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chris
from sydney

hey kev,
let me start by saying i love your songs’n'things and you are the fucking best mate. my next door neighbour just got me hooked and it turns out that mum has been hooked on your music for 20 years. my neighbour hasd meet you in the flesh and has ’bout every dvd you have made. let me finish off by saying that your awesome and, dilligaf.

cheers,
chris z

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james Peter
from Adelaide

hey kev i love you 20 years of kev cd i listin to it every day and sing along to all your songs and at work my boss and i always sing your songs and we here you coming to murry bridge but dont know the date hey could let me know please thanks james my favorite song is the kid he swears a bit a good song hey! Cheers you rock james.

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sonjia
from EnglandUK

Hey Kev, you nutter… how come no dates in your tour for England??? Would very much enjoy and evening listening to your funky little ditties, with a bit of healthy heckling thrown in for good measure!!!

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Davie
from PortHedland

Kev, looking forward to your new show when you come to Hedland, The wife reckons you wont have the bottle to play Livin next door to Alan when your up here, and if you play it the first night you wont play it the second !!! which is a shame as we have tickets for the second night !! and it’s the funniest song ever !!

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John Reid
from Luton,UK

Hi Kev,

Are you gonna tour the UK this year?

We try to catch you at Stevenage every year, but missed you in 2007, so let us know when you are coming back.

Cheers,

John & Claire

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christopher
from bolton,england

hey kev, love your music , I have heard roy chubby brown and and I have yours but I prefer yours. Would like to see you live if ever you can get back into this country agaain. I like hereing your songs when Iam in the car lisening to your songs on cd and your jokes
good luck for the future if you are aloud in this country.

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Dexter Tangocci
from CapeTown,SouthAfrica

KEVIN!! FUCKEN LEGEND!!

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! Hope to see you back in South Africa soon!

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graham simon
from capetownsouthafrica

Saw your show last night in Cape Town. FANTASTIC. Best laugh and sing along in years. Only one problem-why only ONE show in Cape Town. I would have gone to every show if there had been more. Dont wait another 11 years to return. Kevin you fucking legend.

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kerri
from PortElizabethSouthAfrica

When to the show last night 19/08/08 in Port Elizabeth South Africa, it was a fantastic show and i enjoyed it so much. Dont be a stranger and only come back after another 11 years come back sooner.

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Ray Turner
from JoburgSouthAfrica

Hey Kev. Fucking good show here in Joburg. The Car is now full of DILLIGAF decals. Hope to be living in Brisbane soon will catch you there. You brought up “police inteligence” and ” fun run” here is a new one I saw on a sign ” STEAL FOR SALE” yes it was spelt wrong.
Your big fucking fan
Ray

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Aaron
from Midland,TX,USA

Kev, please come to Texas….after listening for 14 years, I’ve yet to see you live!!!!

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Davie B
from PortHedlandformerlyDumfries

Kev,
Enjoyed your shows in Glasgow, and looking forward to seeing you again next month in Hedland, two days in hedland your a brave man !!! most folks dont stay that long even if they have jobs here !! take it easy yer a F**cking Legend

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Damien
from Johannesburg-SouthAfrica

KEV, mate one of the most entertaining shows and FUCKING Great live performances I have every been to. You blew the roof off the big top on Saturday (16/08/08) night. Great show and thank you for you time to sign our shirts.

Damien – THE D in the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Brigade!!

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Stuart
from JHBSA

Hey Kev
Thanks for the awsome show you put on in JHB, you are one hell of a fuckin legend here, even bigger than Nigel!
Good on you mate, sure you will come back to or shores again soon,hopefully not another 10 years though?
Cheers
Stuart

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kevin
from johannesburg-carnivalcity

Hi Kev. Cant wait to see you at Carnival City, Johannesburg on 16 August. I’ll be in the front row.
Regards,
Kevin McLellan

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Stevo
from JerrabomberraACT

Kev mate, u needa come do a live show at ACT…… let us know what goes on, guarantee it’ll be sold out within weeks…..

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Chris
from Wollongong

Hey Kev,
Your Show At The army Base Was Fucking awesome it was also good to come up and meet you
and get a signed cd Would be good to hear back from you!
Anyway Thanks for the laughs. i think u take over from nigel from being a fucking legend hehe
peace mate
Chriso,

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mark
from barnsleyengland

hi kev ya cunt when ya next in uk ?

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ben
from wales

heya kev when are you next in england on tour thanks ben

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terry shepherd
from newmanwesternaustralia

hey kevin just wondering if u have ever done a live show in newman? yes it is a shithole lol and if u havnt m8 u gotta come up and give us poor town folk sumthin to fuking laugh about. cause all there is to do up here is drink piss and work. and if ever come up here make sure u stay at the newman hotel ill get the boss to look afta ya. plus i want to c u live never had the chance since i turned 18 which was 3 years ago lol any way catch ya around.

ps your a fuckin legend

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janet
from sydney

kevin,
my mom and dad are coming to oz at xmas,any tours arranged around then,dad thinks your a funny bastard and mom thinks your language is awful.id love to treat them to a night out over christmas and itd be priceless to see moms face while dad sings along with you. dad brought a cassette tape of you back from london about 13 years ago but ive since updated him with all of your cds.
janet

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nuffz
from England

hey mayte fuckin love it
when are you next in england me n the old man is gunna come and see ya (if i look 18 then ) >.)
G’day mate

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gaylyn
from southafrica

i stay in sunny south africa and would love to know when you are coming this end, my mom saw you live in aus in 2007 and bougth your dvds home and i really want to see you live the dvds are great!!! i just love you stuff and its so funny….
pelase please please come to SA soon!!!
P.S my mom is forever tellin me DILLIGAF

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Faye Matheson
from Scotland/Australia

I first heard Keving in Scotland got one of your dvd’s I now live out here in Oz an would love to see you live when you next in Victoria? You the dogs balloks!

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Mark
from KingsLynn

We went to see you a few years back over the last two gigs that you did at Kings Lynn, England. It would be great to see you back…Any plans for this in the not so distant future. Best nights out so far.. You are a legend

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Debbo
from Flimwell,NrTheEndofTheWorld

Oh Kev, you are a breath of fresh air, I wish I was your neighbour!! Your daughter is brill too. I always support you and Jenny Talia in the UK, will you be going back to Hastings? My only claim to fame is farting in the bath and making the next-door Dogs bark!! New names for girl and boy Doo-Dah’s: His-”Porridge Gun.” Her’s-”Fur Burger.” That’s what we call ‘em. My dream is to meet you one day, all my love to you and your family, Debbo and Jed the 3 legged Cat xx

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Trace
from Melb

Hey Kev

When ya heading back to Melb!! I wanna bring the parents to see you, reckon it would be a good laugh!

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Adam Spencer
from Bundaberg,Qld.OZ

KEV IS A FUCKIN’ LEGEND!!! NIGEL IS A FUCKIN’ LEGEND!!! JENNY IS A LEGEND!!!
Keep up the great fucking work mate. It’s bastards like you that keeps cunts like me from going insane!

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Greg
from Townsville

Just got home from the show in Townsville, it was fucking awesome.
Kev is definitely a FUCKIN LEGEND. Keep up the good work mate.
Thanks for a Good Night Out. Kev, Jenny and the krew did a fuckin top job.

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flaz
from liverpoolengland

kev tried to read your,e E mails
and realised how many you,ve got
so the chances of me getting a reply is fuck all
so fuck you you twisted prick
how ever funny you are

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Luke Clewett
from LightningRidge

Kevin Bloody Wilson you rock i have seen your show a few times at various locations in newcastle i have just moved to lightning ridge nsw and i think you should come do a show out here so i can see you again, i know you would be a big hit our here because your so funny, hopefully you will consider this haha thanks

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ryan bowden
from england

Hi kev,
you should put your song on we7.com thier free to us but u still get paided so everyone wins.
i will look forward to see ur songs on we7.com

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simon bloody archer
from southamptonuk

kev u really need to put your songs on a karaoke cdg as i love karaoke and want to sing your songs while i’m out drunk in a pub somewhere
simon

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Michael J. Scarz
from Manhattan

C’mon. No U.S. dates at all? I’d be there with a friend or more.
Can you tell me I’m the only one?
Here’s to ya ya wonderfully weird freak,
Hopin’ ye make it stateside;
Scarz

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dave
from englandstoke-on-trent

hi me and my friends where wondering if would come to england stoke-on-trent area as we watched your dvd and thought it was fantastic. we would definatley pay to come and see you. many thanks dave.

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richard
from Limerick,Ireland

wel kev!
i went to ur show in limerick in dec 2006 and it was fuckin great ur a legend,when r u comin bak to ireland,limerick im mad to c u in concert again,plz kev let us know when u bak in ireland,DILLIGAF

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Adam Schefe
from Roma,Queensland

I’ve been waiting so long to get to one of your shows kev and i would love to have a beer with ya, u fuckin legend
love ya heaps

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john
from cowshitfarmsheriffhuttonyorkengland

HI KEV ME AND ME ROOFING MATES RECKON YOU SHOULD GO FOR UK S NEXT PRIME MINISTER AND SORT ALL THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BOLLOX OUT , KEV UP FRONT SAYING WHAT THE MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY S THINKING BUT SHIT SCARED TO SAY . TELL THE CUNTS IN PARLIAMENT TO WIND THEIR NECKS AND GET A DOSE OF KEV HUMOUR ,THEN BRITAIN COULD BE GREAT AGAIN , LET US KNOW WHEN YOUR TOURING THE UK NEXT AND BRING NIGEL SO WE CAN SEE 2 FUCKIN LEGENDS FANBLOODYTASTIC KEEP THE SONGS COMIN AND ALL THE BEST MATE JOHN,SUE,BOB,ROXY,STUBBER,SAUSAGE FINGERS,POPEYE,PIGSNOT AND JOHN THE CUNT CHEERS

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Dave Kaufman
from Germany

Kev - How do you fancy boosting the moral of troops in Iraq and Afghanistan? Fuck the US Army and the Bush dictatorship, we Need the Bloody Wilson to cheer-up the Fuckin Winging Pommes and Aussie B’stards based over there!!
Will be in touch soon to check your availability in both locations.
You are a legend from my early teens to the drowing out of the wails of my wife giving birth!!

Dave

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mathew dumbell
from prestonuk

hi kev im mat and in in the british army. i had to come back off tour due to injury but i took a few cd’s of ur songs and jokes with me. apart from keeping me smileing your name has spread around the medics in afghanistan and a lot of people have adopted the attitude of DILLIGAF. so thanks for bringing morale and laughter to me and my workmates. i look forward to listening and watching some new stuff. cheers mate ur better than any british comedian ever……. mat

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Simon
from HighWycombe

Kev ur the best been to see you four times gets better every time.Hope you are comeing to England again this year 2008 Please can you have more shows in the UK and maybe do a recording in the UK as it ages since Live in London.Hope to catch you soon.By the way me explainigg DILLIGAF to some workmates got me into trouble but then again DILLIGAF says it all.No sense of humour some people.
Simon
HIGH WYCOMBE UK

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yvonne
from perth

Hey Kev,
saw ur girl at the kwinana pub last Friday night. You got a good retirement fund going there mate. Now its time for you to get ur ass into gear and do some shows around Perth. Be there with bells on mate. You and Jenny should do a show together.
Von ps get your tour dates up on screen……….

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Daniel C.
from WashingtonStateU.S.

Hey,
Hard to get your music out this way love to hear more of you. You really make me laugh. Been hooked since 15 when an uncle gave me a tape of your music after a visit there. Been there 3 times since that gathered all the albums i could. Need to get the rest but can’t find a distributor in U.S. some place i can go or will this sight send to U.S. Also need to make your rounds this way love to see you live. Have a great one….

Danno

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alan mulligan
from meathireland

hey kev love all your stuff just wondern me and the other half would love to c ya next time your in ireland (dublin)
so if ther is any chance could u let us know next time your about cheers KEEP UP D GOOD WORK LEGEND

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Kieran
from Adelaide

u gota come to adelaide mate i have been dying to see you in action for years and yeah hope to c u soon

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Cameron
from BegaNSW

hey kev when ya cummin to bega you cunt come quick

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Jordyn
from tasmaniagutters

Heya kev, You fucking rule. you should come down to tasmania soon,

You rule

Jordyn

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Josh
from London

Kev when ya coming to london wanna see you live

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maggot
from centralcoast

well what can i say KEV that u havent all ready said. mate your songs rule..how about u write a song about tennis players,they’re a FUCKED UP BUNCH. keviiiiiiiiiiiiiin FUCKIN LEGEND. keep it up champ.

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darren
from hobarttas

hi do u have nashvlle trash avalive to buy as it not on your website. thanks darren

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Sarra Louise Jahanpour
from birminghaminthewestmidlands

hello Kev
I think ur great and when are u coming back to Birimngham in the u.k because i would love to come a see you live i think ur songs u write are wicked.

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pauline
from london,england

hi kev i think you are great. i started listening to you cause my mum and dad did and since then i hav’nt stopped. i love it when u come to England. i’ve seen you 4 times. keep up the dirty work hope to c u again soon. x

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Big Rod
from Wales,UK

Hey Kev.
Miss ya already, Enjoy being back home. Myself and a lot of other fans look forward to your next tour. Also looking forward to the studio version of Can`t say Cunt in Canada with the finsihed verses. Love to Jenny.
ps. Tell Kracka hardy to play “I knew the bride” for Rod from Wales who recently got married!
cheers mush. x x

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angela
from nundlensw

my son named his dog after dilligaf because i am sorry to say i let he listen to your songs when he was young now 16years he wants to come and see you live

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SteVeO
from Adelaide

kev ya bloody cunt, keep it up

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CHRISTINE
from UK

HI KEV YOU WROTE A SONG ABOUT A WOMAN WITH DICK ON HER MIND ALL THE TIME .
BUT CAN YOU WRITE A SONG ABOUT A MAN WITH PUSSY ON HIS MIND ALL THE TIME THANK S CHRISTINE

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FILFY FROSTY
from NSW

MATE,yer a deadset fairdinkum fucking Ozzy legend.Have you ever done gigs with Rodney Rude.That’d be fucking awsome.Both of you dirty cunts ripping up a storm of filfy funnies,fuck me dead KEV,if I never saw another show I’d die the happiest old cunt in OZ! I saw ya do a gig at the Byron Bay Rissole years ago and that was a fucking ripper gig mate.
eerz cheerz ya dirty cunt !!! SEE YA, from, FILFY FROSTY.

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vince
from scotland

you are a legend mate

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Judy
from Perth

Hi Kev,
My husband John Alvaro (Diablo) was tragically killed on 29/08/2007 when he stopped to help out a car accident. On behalf of my 2 little boys and myself I would like to say a huge thankyou to you for donating your time and all the generous crew that came to the Benefit Night. I got myself out of the financial poop (cos the Bank didn’t give a rats…)and was touched to know so many people care, Diablo would have been stoked. I hope that everyone out there can hug their loved ones a little more and a little longer, because everytime they walk out the door might be their last, you just never know. I really miss my husband, but I am so proud of him and the way he honoured us in life and death. It’s going to be a hard road for me and my little lads, but at least now I have the strength to get up when things get hard. Cheers Buddy.

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shaunna
from QLDAustralia

Oi, I know you wont answer me and if I were you I wouldn’t either lol, So, when will we get to see you in Ipswich or Brisbane…..CHEERS SHAUNNA

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jason millar
from yass

g’day kev i love your songs i was just wondering when or are you planning to do a show in yass

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sherrie
from adelaide

hi kevin bloody wilson me and my mates think you are fucking good. my boyfriend is called nigel and my mate is paul they both like your songs. i also do to. i wont to know when u are coming to perth again i know u did it once before can u do it agian if so please email me i would like both of my mates to go. thank you from sherrie

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Vin Man
from RedDeerAlberta

What The Hay, I have been a Fan for a Dozen Years, Bought all the CDs and Vids,
Still No Show in Canada That I have ben Aware of, ya ned to get here afore I Die already!!!!!
Come on to Alberta Western Canada, Best Smoke, DrinK and Quimm North of the US Border
I will Drag every lazy ass smuck I know to your Show if come here

Happy New Years to All of You Bad Bastards
Cheers

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Brian McDonald
from KentEnglandUK

i wish to know when you are coming to my area to do a show as i wish to purchase tickets early x love ya mate great bloke hope your sheilas ok take care see ya soon

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Davie B
from Dumfries,Scotland

Kev, Seen your show several times in Glasgow and its the dogs bollocks !! but will sadly miss it this year as we’re migrating to WA in January, Merry Xmas, All the best for the new year hope your tour will be coming somewhere near Rockingham as it would be great to see you in your own back yard !!

regards

Davie !!

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matt cooper
from germany

kev.
when are you going to come and do a show for your fans in the forces, in germany

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kelly
from darwin

hey kev,

when do you think you would be able to come up to darwin and do a show?
my mum has seen you twice in albury,so please come to darwin and see us !!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy Gann
from Mordialloc,Victoria

I Really Loves all your song’s I really enjoyed to listened all your album. Chuck a fuckin brown eye you are very good comedians im Austraila
ps please come back very soon, by the way have you been South Austraila if you do say G’Day to my Twin Brother

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Dennis Steinhilber
from Illinois

Hey Kevin a friend of mine sent me one of your files (missing you) about a month after my divorce. At the time i did not know what to say or how to say it and you vidoe said it all. Thanks and keep up the good work Dennis.

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Aaron Farndale
from Adelaide

hey kev !!! you bloody legend i have a good question

are you going to make another christmas album because KEVS KRISTMAS is my personal favourite

(if you are when do u plan to)

see ya later mate

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Mieka
from Melbourne

You fuckin Beauty!! What an unreal night!! It was awesome to feel like an aussie in a place full of black ned kelly’s here in Vic!! U are brilliant!!

And I just love that gal of yours.. Jen … so need more info on ur tours.. wanna see you do a full show too.. u are fuckin great!!Hope u get back to ya kiddies soon.. I am sure u’ll have many a great joke about the joys of little ones!! lol. I hear ya!
ok Thanks again Kev and Jen for letting us laugh our asses off! Hubby and I had a fantastic night out!

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Terry
from CalgaryAlberta

when the fuck are you gonna do a tour of canada you cunt. There are fans out this way you know, if you dont come out here you can shove it up ur arse.

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Bernie Copal
from Melbourne

G’day, can’t remember when I have laughed so much my face hurt. A special thanks to Mike and Hollywood for making us so welcome. Hope to catch up with you all in Perth with PK and Lovie.Thanks again for a great night.
Bernie & Julie

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James
from Kingsville

Hey Kev,
Saw your show last night (Crown) was the 1st time I’ve seen u live. You were totally awesome and i enjoyed the whole show. Your daughter (sorry forgot her name) was awesome as well. The waxing routine was funny as. Anyway can’t wait to see you again.

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Søs alias MamaBiscuit
from Denmark

Hi Kev when are you coming to Denmark?
Looking for you on your tour guide!!!
So what are you waiting for??? Come to Denmark!!!

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stella azzopardi
from london

If you need a lift listen to kev the greatest

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Amanda
from CalgaryCanada

When the hell are you coming back to Canada???

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Bjarne Larsen
from Denmark

Right. Finally knows where you live. So get your bum (I am being polite) to Denmark, and I will make sure that the five persons who knows just a little bit about you, will be there. And don’t dare to try to say my name. It’ll stick in your throat and the show will be canceled. How about this: make it a vacation, and you won’t be too expensive. Thank you for living.

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Tails
from Perth,WA

Kev, fuken luv ya tunes. Would like to see you again in Perth, get back here soon

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Alise
from Geraldton

1 day and 1 week to go till we get to see you!
So excited, bringing the whole family, even the in-laws to be.
Speaking of which, we would love for you to come to our wedding as a guest. Will give you the invite on the night
See you soon!!!

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kim
from HONGKONG

Hey… there are a lot of expats here in Hong Kong (and all around Asia I’m sure) who would love to see a live show - how bout a stopover en-route to the UK???

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Debbie
from RomaQld

Hey
When are you coming to do a show here? I have seen your shows before and I think that they are the funniest I have seen. Wouold love to see you in Roma.

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Dave Kirby
from Stockport,England

Kev,And Jennie,Thanks for a Great Night to remember,at the Plaza,Stockport,last Sunday,Your Both “F****N Legends!!
Come back soon!! All The Lads At The Alexandra,Edgeley.

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danny
from southendonsea

hi kev and jen , just want to say thanks so much for a great night out for me and my wife ,, we really needed that as we lost our daughter this year and we needed a good laugh , hope to see you again soon , be safe and good luck .lots of love dan and kate xxxxxx

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Jules
from EssexUk

Hiya Kev
Saw your show at southend cliffs two days ago (last show of uk tour 14 nov 2007) with my boyfriend Iain who travelled all the way down from Scotland just to see you . Brilliant show . loved every minute of it !! Jenny was fab too!! Thankyou both for a most excellent night , get yourselves back to the uk soon , your gonna be missed xx

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James Joyce
from HalsteadEngland

I came to see your last show of the tour last night, what can I say, fucking excellent!! (as usual!) Every year I go to the Isle of Man TT races you would go down a storm there especially if you hooked up with the purple helmets (look em up!)

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Emma
from Essex

Saw your show at the cliffs pavillion in southend,BLOODY brilliant! laughed all the way through! sad to hear you wont be back next year.keep up the good work! come back soon!!!!x

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anthony
from southendengland

Myself and wife went to see your show last night,it was fantastic,i would have paid anything to see you
LIFE long fan thank you very mutch for a good night!!!!!!!

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anita
from gordon,nsw,australia

hi Kev,
I was with my mum and sister at your Hornsby RSL show on Friday, August 3rd at table 6 in the front row. I was given a ticket as a birthday present- BLOODY FANTASTIC SHOW!!! You kept looking over at us because we knew all the words to your songs. Keep up the good work and PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE come back to Hornsby RSL soon!

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alex
from perthw.a

whats the song call when it says in it nothing like a fart

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helen
from england

hi helen from stockport , what can i say fantastic brill show , made me cry with laughter well done keep up the good work !!! x

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John
from StockportEngland

Just been to my first Kev show - AWESOME! Got all the cd’s but even they don’t do justice to the Live Kevin Bloody Wilson!
DILLIGAF !
Come back soon!

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colin pattinson
from newcastle,england

seen kev in concert at newcastle city hall england 8th november 2007. what a fantastic show, worth every penny. cheers kev for a fantastic nights entertainment……………..hurry back mate.
colin

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Wal
from grahamstown,SouthAfrica

Hey Kev

Big fan mate, been loving your songs and the bit of video clips that iv got my hands on so far, keen to see you live, what are the chances of you ever coming to s.a? youve got hundreds of fans over here, and a great political imballance you can have a dig at too!!!!

keep up the good stuff

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CJ
from GoldCoast

Hey - ya old bastard! When are ya coming back to the Gold Coast? Me and the boys miss ya.

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Born2bVile
from Manchester,UK

Coming to see you later today Kev. My missus is worried she might laugh her tits off again, I’ve promised to kiss them better (.)(.)xxxxxxx

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keith
from newcastle,england

saw you for the first time november 8th and just had to say what a fantastic night we had from the minute jenny came on stage right the way through to the end of your show. definately seeing you again next time around

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Lou
from NewcastleuponTyne

Saw the show Nov 8th. First time we’d seen you live (Kev virgins!!!) but certainly won’t be the last. Good to meet you afterwards - a real gent. Been to many shows & not a lot of entertainers would do that. Your daughter is brilliant too. Got to chat with her while my other half was waiting to meet you. Good on ya mate - see you next time!!!

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mark B
from daventry

Kevin, came up to York to see you and Jenny , what can I say , worth the 300 mile round trip !!
Top show , Fuckin Legend , Look fwd to seeing you guys again Top Night !! N I G E L …

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melissa
from londonUK

LOVE IT!!! your new album is awesome cant wait for your next tour!
my whole family think ur awesome give to us straight!
lool i have a “DILLIGAF” written on a t-shirt now!
you inspire us kev
see you soon!
xx

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Sam Buckley
from Leeds

Kev, you and your daughter were a breath of fresh air last night in York, it was wonderful to hear unpolitically correct songs and jokes. The Oz humour is nearly as sick as the British! Don’t leave it too long before returning to the UK, and make sure you come and see the Yorkshire Dilligafers. G’day to you all, safe journey home, xxxx

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derek

Hi kev it is paul dereks son i think u are brillant i know most of ur songs my mum and dad says ur show was amazing i am jealous hope to be able to see u soon for myself.:) p.s fuck for a living

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derek
from irvine

was at your show last sat it was fantastic. both of you were brilliant.my son can sing your songs word for word already and i only got the cd on sat you’d be proud of him. take care see you next time. cheers

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linda
from ayrshirescotland

Hi Kev was at your show last sat if was fantastic. bought your cd and my 12yr old son can sing it word for word already you’d be proud of him, he’s a big fan. cheers

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mark connolly
from dublin

hey Wilson when the fuck are you coming to ireland?

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yvonne
from perthwa

Hey Kev, saw u in Broome at the Roey last year mate and u were fuckin awesome. Cant wait for u to come to Perth and do some shows.

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Laurie
from Torquay

Was shattered I missed you Kev at “the rose” in Torquay recently, hopefully ya return soon .

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Mick McLaughlin
from Glasgow

Seen your show in Glasgow on Sunday. It was good to meet you in flesh, finally. I told you we were going to Oz next year ( the Brisbane area). It would be good to see you on home turf. I’ll keep an eye out for tour dates as I am now a KEVHEAD! You might find yourself a lonely man on stage soon because Jenny is really creating a storm of her own and will go on a world tour by herself soon! Either that or you will be her SUPPORT. AND I’LL BE THERE! Dawn my wife did’nt expect to see her and thought she was brilliant. So until the next time, See ya!

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Vince eade
from England

Hi Kev, Been a fan since `86, still got my original LP, its a bit scratched up now, a bit like me. coming to see you in Southend on the 13th. The third time, its also my mate Michelle Parkers birthday, so please sing her a song.
cheers mate.

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kayleigh
from portmouth

hey kevin, just want to thank you for the pics. it was great seeing u. can’t wait till your in the uk next. hope u remember me. x x x x x x

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terry
from edinburgh

Hi Kevin your show in Dunfermline was great but we are very disappointed that you are not coming to the Uk and Ireland next year.

terry

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scott
from w.a

just wondering when your coming to the south west of w.a and do you do concerts organised by locals in a communtiy

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andy day
from bedfordengland

saw your show 27/10/07 at stevanage,this is the third time i’ve seen you here and you just keep on gettin better.shame your not back untill 2009 but i bet this will be one ripper of show.Still got jenny to look forward to next year, she has to be the sexiest foul mouthed singer yet. Good on yer kev keep up the good work and chucka browneye for england!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dutchie
from Elst,theNetherlands

After having spend 23 months in Australia i’m back in the Netherlands now.Thank god I bought some KBW cds,listen to the cunts every day. Kev you are a true Ozzie legend. Hope to see you with a show in the Netherlands one day.Dutch fan.

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Teddy
from Carlow,Ireland

DUde, I’m a huge fan of yours, and was looking forward to your only Irish gig of the year, In Vicar St on the 17th Nov, 2007
Whats happened that it had to be cancelled, and how soon will you be back in Ireland?
C’mon on man, ONE gig one the entire island, and its cancelled????? Whats the story with that?????

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christine
from gympie

just wondering when you are touring queensland

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Robert
from TamworthAus

I put Dilligaf on my mobile phone so mates could hear what i go on about. Since then my 7yr old son has got his ears on it walks around singin it. He has even got his 11yr old brother chiming in on the chorus. Now he’s workin on NIGEL. He understands when not to sing it, but when he does he lets rip.
Keep em comin KEV

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Claire
from Dunfermline

Hey Kev!
Went To Yer Show The Night (30.10.07) In Dunfermline! Was Amazing!! Total Love Jenny Too!
Yooh Mentioned A Myspace But I Can’t Find It! Any Change Of Putting A Link Up!
Anyways, AMAZING Show!
Claire x

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Greg
from EastTilbury,England

Hi Kev,

Saw your show last night at Felixstowe with Jenny. Not the first time I’ve seen either you or Jenny, but it was brilliant show (probably the best yet).

It’s a shame you won’t be in England next year (and I’m sure you’ll already be thinking DILLIGAF) but let’s hope we’ll see you again in 2009.

Cheers,

Greg.

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rebecca purdy
from cornwallengland

Hello i saw you and your daughter in Truro had a blinding evening, we laid back in cornwall we do it drekly proper job, you done well taking the piss on stage love the cd’s and dilligaf plate i have to do a stand up comedian show for haloween and play records doing a couple funny songs that i have made with my banjo off to london as i have a job as a tv presenter and would love you to come to one of my shows one day so we can take the p**s on stage best regards becky x

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dave bartlett
from granthamuk

just been to ya karaoke kev tour in notts, fuckin awesome show mate, just wanted to say thanks for the autographs n stuff. i need to come again coz i was so pissed i cant rememba the fucking songs!!!!! the best thing about you is you dont have your head so far up your own arse to talk to your fans. much respect for ya man. FUCKING LEGEND!!!

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Emily and Ronny
from Dublin,R.O.I.

Hi Kev, we’re really disappointed that your gig in Vicar Street, Dublin has been cancelled this year. My girlfriend and I moved here 3 years ago and went to your Dublin gig the last two years. We bought tickets for this year’s show too and now it has been cancelled! What’s going on? How can we have a happy Christmas without having seen your show this year?

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kev
from mansfield

Hi Kev , saw your show in nottingham 25/10/07 , fuckin hilarious , see you again , all the best.

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Jocko
from Scotland

I first heard you in America years ago but my mate gave the tape away to a bird in the hope of getting off with her, it didn’t work. Great to hear your stuff again, keep up the good work mate.

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Troy and Deb Bemrose
from PicnicPointNSW

Hey Kev We saw you at Revesby Workers and you are a fucken legend we love you

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james
from darwin,nt

mate, what about a show up here in darwin??

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Bruce
from FremontOhioUSA

Gday Kev, I’m an Aussie expat now married and living in the US of A with my Yankee wife. Been here for 3 years now and havn’t been able to get your cds over here, so I just ordered Kevs Back, which has always been my fave, will be great to listen to it again, and I’m sure the yanks will get a laugh out of it too! Keep em laughing Kev.

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matt
from portsmouth

i come to see you show in portsmouth and you sind my mums 20 year old t’shire and you are the best mate cos you dont give a fuck and i have all your cds even the ones that ant out over here yet

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Andy
from Southampton

Kev, what can I say, have been coming see you now for about 5-6 years and I never get bored and never stop laughing.
So good to see ya again,
see ya next time around. FUCKIN LEGEND!

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Ben
from WestonSuperNightmare

Hey Kev cheers for the tickets the other week when you were in sunny weston super nightmare really enjoyed the show sorry we could’nt stick around for a chat it was mad busy! pop by for a haircut next time your in town
from Ben in Barber Beyond

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Samantha
from PORTSMOUTH

Hi Kev,
I dragged my mate to see you after years of being a fan myself, shes now a kevin bloody wilson fan to (and shes a social worker lol)
The show was amazing we laughted and I sang all evening much to the amazement of the large fella sat beside me (lol)

So just a note to say don’t ever give up this job coz FUCK the world would be a boring place with out you !!

Your an all round top bloke and your wife and daughter who where there as well where with out shadow of a doubt the best and funny woman around..

Also I was amazed how you hung around after to sign and pose for pics which was the icing on the cake for me.
So come back to Portsmouth soon take care mate best wishes to all the family
Sam

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Les Gwinnett
from GosportNRPortsmouth

Saw your show last night at the guildhall in Portsmouth very funny and amusing like it very much havent laugh for a long time you cant beat kevin himself livee also like Jennalia from australia keep it keviin look forward to see you again.

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andrew
from MARGATE

i came 2 see ur show on saterday in MARGATE u was fuckin brillant mate i will deffo get tickets next time u over tell me if i get this right “ur a fair dinkum fuckin legend” cheers mate

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Lisa n Ant
from IsleofWight

Hey Kev and Jenny saw you last night at Portsmouth and it was fucking excellent..read my lips the best gag in years. 1st time I have been to your concert and can’t wait to see you again. F U C K I N G legend mate!

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Bigtonyuk
from cornwall

YOU F***ING BEAUTY……..Went to the show at TRURO in CORNWALL UK,man it was awesome front row 6 along me and wife had best night ever,well nearly,lol.Awesome show,very funny,if you aint seen Kevin Wilson before WHY F***ING NOT.Brill show,keep up the good work Kev and family.

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matt
from portsmouth

aloooooooo kev i was at the portsmouth guildhall on sunday 21st october 2 see ya live 4 the first time wid me m8 n fort u was fuckin class love to see u down here again NIGEL FUCKIN LEGEND

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chelsea
from perth

hey
my brother loves ur music!:)
hes always singing it
but im only 11 so my parents dont like me listerming to ur music…

even my bunny nods his head to ur music lol

c ya,
chelsea

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wayne
from atthefuckincomputerofcourseinMargatelol

Hi Kev,

Just droppin by to say thanks for a blindin evenin!! tonight at winter gardens Margate (the place where all those bloody poles live), Your were on top form again just like you are as always!! your daughter was as funny as fuck!!! she had us in stitches!! must be good genes you’ve passed down there mate. Bought a couple of ya cd’s gonna have them blasting in the lorry next week, so if ya see a lorry out of control an the driver at the wheel pissin himself laughin its me!! thanks for signing both cd’s too mate much appreciated. next time your here i’ll make sure i get my picture taken with ya!

All the best mate for the rest of the tour for you an your daughter!! value for money as always

MargateMafia ( Wayne)

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Louise
from Ashford

Hey Kev and Jenny!

Saw you last night in Tunbridge Wells, was a brilliant show and haven’t laughed as hard for ages! You are probably laughing at us poms being stuffed in the rugby but hoo hum! I think you and Jen are brillinat, you both were nice and signed pictures and my other halfs cap. As you said last night when I asked for a kiss, you said you were doing the foreplay and he had to do the rest, it was the best root for a while lol! Hope you come back soon, I promised Jen I’ll see her next year when she tours!

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Steve Elvins
from Ireland

Kev!!!! Ya mad bastard
Ya Fucking Legend!!!!!!

Been to yer shows
Must say the show you did in Limerick in dec 2006 was brill except for the fact that 90 percent of the crowd were dry old wankers who would crack if they laughed!!!!!!!!!!

Love yer stuff Kev!!

Don,t ever stop!!!
If yer ever looking for a drinking partner in Ireland let me know mate!!!!!!

When ya coming back??????????????????????

We need more Kev to get through the Shit weather and our silly pack of Wankers we call all goverment.
Stupid bastards cant even take a back hander without getting caught”!!!!!!!!

Kev yer the man!!!!!

Steve

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dave sopp
from worthing

Saw kev and jenny last night, fucking rocked!!!!!great new songs especially the deep meaningful song about the little boy getting beaten!!!!!!!!Wanker!!!!!!! come back soon kev, and jenny sounds better with a voice like rod stuart!!!!!!

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phaudyb
from nireland

kev why no irish dates this year ? was looking forward to it seen you last november in belfast brilliant why not come back?

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dave sopp
from worthing

Going to see kev tonight!!!!!!! havent seen him since the dilligaf tour as i was away at her magestys!!!! cant wait to hear the new stuff and sing a long to the classics!!!!!

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Dave Moyle
from MiltonKeynes

well well, quality.
i’ve seen a few shows in the past including Lenny Henry, Lee Evans, and a few others, Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson tops the lot.
i was at Edmonton last friday and thought the show was hillarious. I’d heard a few songs before, but this was Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson virginity taken… and i thoroughly loved it!

NIGELLLLLL… Fucking Legend!

here’s one for free

Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff… … … … Boom Boom Chhh!

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Andrew

HI Kev,

come to see you at the Hexagon in Reading, had a great night as always and hope to see you again soon. Here’s a few jokes that you may enjoy:

Subject: FW: Rugby

- Police found the body of a dead man floating in the Tasman sea. The victim was wearing an All Blacks rugby shirt, stockings and suspenders, a blonde wig, red lipstick and mascara. Police removed the shirt to save his family any embarrassment

- What’s the difference between the All Blacks and a woman’s bra? Answer: Both have lots of support, but the All Blacks have no cup

- Rugby programme for last weekend
Saturday: France meet England at St Denis, 8pm
Sunday: South Africa meet Argentina at St Denis, 8pm
Monday: New Zealand meet Australia at Charles de Gaulle airport, 1pm

- At least the All Blacks are doing their bit for the earth’s carbon footprint. They have offered to drop the Wallabies off on their way home

- The All Blacks are to be rebranded. From now on they will be known as Rainbow Warriors - sunk by the French again

- What’s the difference between an All Black and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches

- Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they’re on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich manoeuvre when the other one chokes

- Graham Henry is handed a mobile phone and is told: ‘This is Wayne Barnes’s phone.’ Henry says: ‘How did you know?’ The reply is: ‘It had 15 missed calls.’ (Barnes is the Englishman who refereed the New Zealand-France quarterfinal) .

Cheers

Andy

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steven martin
from QLD

kev your the best no one is better GO KEV

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steven
from QLD

kev your the best

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debbie
from bournemouth

hi kev and jenny,
havnt seen you in action for fifteen years and you still give it some, you havnt changed a bit. your daughter is good too, keep it comming to bournemouth>>>

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Jethro
from CampbellltownNSW

gday Kev..Just a mesage to say i think you are legendary, but i am curious as to how you broke into the pommie entertainment industry as a comedian, as the pricks have no sense of gaugable humour..Tho they have laughable sporting achievements.. so i guess your gags may take the piss out of the fact that they suck at all sports except bullshitting and wanking..they are world champions in those fields.. but otherwise, losers of the highest order.Please spread the word while you are over there.. Aussie men are the worlds greatest rooters, and our girls are the fuckin’ hottest and horniest…Take it easy mate.. or any way you can get it… Get back to Campbelltown soon.. we love havin’ ya here.

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tony h
from bournemouth

1st time i have left my house in 2 years jenny & kev made the effort worth the struggle seeing them at bournemouth cheers guys. owe you a beer. best of 4x to you & yours . shame i didnt get your pics & autos for my den maybe next time

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Lee James
from HatfieldU.K.

Hi Kev, just got a ticket for tomorrow’s show in St Albans (14/10/07). Really looking forward to seeing you at last - I first heard your stuff 20 years ago at boarding school. I think everyone I knew had a copy of “Kev’s Back”. Please play “Absolute cunt of a day”, because it is so true!

Keep up the good work you FUCKIN’ LEGEND!

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jason elliott
from miltonkeynes

kevyour songs are fucking! great mate i cant get enougth of em lol me and my mate sit there when were pissedand just laugth our selvs to sleep should be coming to a shw soon gotta get the fundstho lol

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andy valente
from weymouth,england

well cant wait tus 16th of oct 2007 kev is in town and i will be there.
keep it up kev

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Jonathan
from Pontyberem,SouthWales

Hi Kev,my best mate and I went to see you in Brecon on 5th October and I must say you were fuckin’ awesome.I have seen you some 15 years ago,but you were at your funniest when we saw you this time.Come back to Wales soon!!!

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Dan Hatter
from Stanford-no-hope

Went to the Gig in Grays last night piss pants funny n i can just about talk today cause i sung me head of specially to santa claus , that long haired ginger bastard with the big mouth was me ! ha ha ha ! your a top bloke Kev

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big matt
from England

Great to see the Kiwi’s are concerned about global warming, they dropped the Aussies off home on their way back from the Rugby World Cup. You is our bitches, GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN !

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Chris Fewins
from Exeter,Devon,UK

Saw you and Jenny in Plymouth UK, last week. Total legends, fantastic show. Thanks for signing my t-shirt, both of you.
Oh, and Hi to Holly, of Kev’s Krew, who is also a top bloke.

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Hunsy
from Reading,UK

Superb show at Reading Hexagon - Jenny was great and a whole 100+ minutes of king Kev, what a fucker!!! P

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Alex
from London

Hey Kev , Loving your songs , i am commenting because today i came across a fuckin’ meat eating diesel dyke , shit yeah it was piss funny , say hi to nigel and update the radio station and feature shes the sorta sheila

Best , from alex

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Ross
from Reading

Saw the show last night and had a fucking awesome time!! Good tilt on the Canada song….. you Cunt!

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Vince
from Adelaide

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO ADELAIDE MATE………..I SAW YA LAST TIME AT THE OLD LION………COME BACK……….IN NEED OF A GOOD LAUGH AGAIN…….OH…..KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!….

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A Mitchell
from thamesmeadLondon

I saw your show at Dartford on the 1st October 2007.I was crying with laughter. Thanks for a wonderfull evening.Kevin……………………………………………………………………….FUCKING LEGEND

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luke
from melbourne

love your work mate keep it up! u r a funny fucker and i love it!!!

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Glyn
from WalesUK

Just a big HI ! from your Welsh Witch mate. Awesome gig in Brecon, ain’t laughed so much since dad died !… Have fun, take care and of course keep ‘em kumin’ LOL.

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Matthew Exom
from Birmingham

Thanks for a great show kev, Shame someone a few rows in front messed up the last 4 songs, respect to the guy who sorted him out at the end. Keep uo the hard work

mat

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mel and mark
from cornwall

by the way kev unlucky with the rugby today , you thought it was a walk over and we walked over your fat asses.

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mel and mark
from Cornwall

thanks for the laughs at plymouth pavillions, how do we get hold of jenny Tallia`s dvd or cd`s
can u email and let us know please kev xxx

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Rupert

Hi Kev,
Thanks for a fab night at plymouth last night.
Alan, Who the fucks Alan?

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Charlie and Natalie
from SouthDevon,UK.

Kev, saw ya last night in Plymouth… dead set awesome mate. If you, Jenny and your son fancy that flight around the westcountry, let me know! Hope to see you and Jenny again in the future. All the breast… Charlie and Natalie.

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will
from queensland

when are you coming back to twin towns

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Stuart
from plymouth

Have just seen your plymouth concert with Jenny. Both sets were superb. It was well worth the money and refreshing that after the show you spent time to meet your fans. I was stood next to you when you signed a gents t-shirt who was in a wheelchair. I cant wait until you come back to Plymouth so us Plymouth Dilligaf singing crew can sign N.I.G.E.L again.
Once again brilliant show Kev “F U C K I N G L E G E N D”

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Rachel And Neil.

Kev.. Thankyou For Lighting Up My Life When I Saw You Last Night At PLYMOUTH Pavilions Uk.
And Had Two Wonderful Photos Taken With You.. Esp You Looking At My Tits Lol Well Down My Top Anyway! Lol.
Can’t Wait To See You Again. You Were Brilliant.
Will Love You 4eva Rachel xxXx

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Megan

Just seen you live in Weston!! Mate your awesome. Nigeeeeeel, FUCKING LEGEND!!!!!

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joe
from falmouthincornwall

i saw kevin bloody wilson in the hall for cornwall in truro and i have to say
KEVIN……………..FUCKIN LEGEND!!!

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c.mitchell
from abbeywood

great show last night (01-10-07 in dartford)was the first time i had seen one of your shows and i loved all of it had some of your stuff kepp going mate

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Hank
from W.A.

Love the music
When can hope to hear a Kevin And Jenny Duets Album ??

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paul
from bristol,uk

hi kev .. i have been coming to your shows in weston super mare for fuckin years … last year i laughed so hard my fuckin cock dropped off , lucky me new girlfreind managed to suck me a new fucker … i am bringing her this year ( next week ) i dont think shes got a clue what to expect … but i am airing on caution .. if i laugh my back wheels off again , she can be there to suck me a new one ..
by the way .. we have not seen jenny tallia for some years now … is she not touring anymore..

cheers you old fucker .. my your armpits be infested with the flies from 1000 camels , and betty pour you many beers

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Jason
from London

Hey Kev and Jenna - saw your show last night at the She Bu walkabout. We introduced the Icon that is Kevin and Nigel haha to an Irish, Saffa, Welsh and English group last night. They fkn loved it. Would have loved to have heard the whole version of Operator 42 but hey at least your started it off. Brilliant.

Thanks for a great show and good laugh!

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PeeBee
from ReadingUK

G’day Kev, on the 10th of October you are mad enough to be coming to Reading (pronounced red ing) if you get the chance say high to all the guys from YD (a dive club) please we will be there with tears in our eyes. fuckin legend!

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andy
from dartfordkentengland

hi its that time of year wen we all can cheer as the one and only kev the fucking legend comes to dartford on the 1st of october c u after the show

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SOOTY
from liverpoolUK

G’DAY CRIM
HOW ABOUT SWINGing YOUR BILLYCAN IN LIVERPOOL DIGGER… GOING TO THE QUEEREST PLACE IN UK….
S T O C K P O R T !! MAKE SURE YOUR YER TROUSERS ARE REINFORCED WITH STEEL OR SOME BUGGER WILL WELL AND TRUELY BUGGER YOU MATE….
SOOTY
Ps YOU CAN HAVE ROLF FUCKING HARRIS BACK F.O.C with brushes

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Aaron Simpson
from Adelaide

hi im aaron im 12 and im livin it up in RADELAIDE anyway you are a fukin legend mate how do u CUM up with such funny shit i first heard your music at my grandparents house when i was 7 (theyre huge fans of yours) the song amazing grass and since then i have luved your tunes and that songs one of my favs i also luv the pubic hair song, dilligaf and that fucking cats back. Nearly all of my family except my mum are all fans of yours u have touched many of us to have a good sense of fukin humour we’ll i better get off this site b4 i get in the shits bye kev hav an absolute CUNT of a day !!!

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catherine
from capelWA

hey people reading this. im catherine. im from WA and im only 13 but i love kevin bloody wilson. he is the best. its hell fukd that i have it wait 5 more years to see him. its not like i dont know what cunt and fuck and other bad words mean. oh well. i still reckon he is really good not to mention funny lol. i have know idea whether kev will be kicking round til im 18 but i hope he does, well i better get off the site before any of my parents see me writin in. kevin, if your readin, i luv ya to bits mate and your a true aussie. and fore second foreplay is your best song, {well in my book} write back if you reading kev, love ya mate xoxoxo

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Mr Jones
from Walsall,UK

Hey Kev, I started listening to you fucking years ago, when CD’s were only available to fucking rich bastards. Anyway, I hijacked my dads cassette player and laughed my fucking tits off to all the songs which were funny as fuck. My mom wasn’t impressed. She thought all that bad language would corrupt me, but what the fuck would she know? Fucking old dobba. I’ve turned out alright, fuck yeah. Even my kids listen to your songs. My youngest (3 this December) says “He’s a fucking genius, dad”, so I think you’re a fucking good influence myself.
Anyway, must fucking dash.. breaktime is over and some fucker has to carry on teaching these little cunts.

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David
from swindonuk

hi just looking through your tour dates and seen you are not coming to swindon. i saw you in swindon a couple of years ago and would love to see your act again i hope you come back soon

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Andy
from TunbridgeWells

Hi Kev your legendary and i got a chance to see you on stage in tunbridge wells this year so, Im gonna be there to laugh my arse off… plus its my bday just before hand being my 21st so i cant wait… keep up the work budd…

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Paul Delvino
from UnitedKingdon

Hi mate, sorry this is a weird one but had to tell you. Your poetry reaches my ears with incredible depth and meaning. They Beat Me which was posted on your site (video clip) inspired me very much because I too write quite a bit. Never made a cent from my poetry because that’s not what I wanted to do with it but I keep scratching away and as you know it soon mounts up. Started strange project some time ago and when you complete your tour, I’ll tell you more. Love your work and very pleased to see Jenny doing so well. Take care both of you and of course the wonderful crew and rest of family, have lots of fun and I will see you soon in Dorking UK. Paul D. Surrey UK. 14/09/07

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Diane
from ForfarScotland

Hi Kev, love your stuff, just get your tour dates in the post. I have heard your stuff for afew years now and i have been too Dundee 2 see you live. But for the past two years now you have not been to Dundee why is that? hope to hear form you soon lov ya xx

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Keith
from Derby,UK

Hi Kev, Looking forward to seeing you at NOTTINGHAM. just seen your tour dates who arranged them, your up and down the country more time than foot and mouth, good luck mate…(your gonna need it)

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martin brackley
from melbourne,australia

hi kev ive been a fan from the time i was 6 years old when me dad put your cd on in the car and i have been listing to your stuff from there on anyway just saying hi and up the fuckin great work
my faverite song is that fucin cats back

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lolly
from nottingham,england

hi kav, ur fucking mint…but im not allowed to your show, being 17…which has pissed me off emensely….. cant you sneak me in backstage or something????? ive been making t-shirts and everything for the show…and now i can’t go!!!!!! you know i might write a song about it, and send it to you….then you can play it and it will be just like im there! lots of love you fucking amazing bloke…lolly x

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allan
from newzealand

hey u bloody prick yur the only bastard i know has fucken great songs for partys ive listern to yur music all my life and it gives me geat pleasure in saying dam hooting yur fuckin gd by the way did u get fucken drunk one nite thats y u wrote that sogn the fucken cats back cos it follwed u home

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alan fennell
from apopkaflorida

hi kev and gang, i moved to florida from the uk and you dont seem to have any dates here yet ,it would be good to put your stamp on orlando but like canada you cant say c**t here

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pumpy
from bluehaven

Gday Kev how about making some tshirts that fit us fat bastards like 5XL, keep up the good work

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Roy Cooper
from HighWycombe

Hey Kev you funny bastard, me ‘n’ me mates from the pub went to Aylesbury to see you last year, and it was fuckin’ great, but you’re not there this year. Why not mate ? Looks like we’ll have to go to fuckin’ Reading to see you again. And what about including High Wycombe on your next tour ? Keep up the good work, Roy.

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GRAHAM
from gillingham

cumin 2 c u on 13th october cant wait im in the front row goin to be awsum kev u rock c u soon

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heather
from sydneyaust

hi kev i went to your show on the 8th of august 2007 at richmond rsl and i just wanted to say thanks for a FUCKEN GREAT SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps and the grab on the tit lol

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chris barker
from weston-super-mare

How we doing kev, i watched u last year in the playhouse in weston, and i thought u were fucking brilliant proberly one of the funnyest cunts ive ever hurd, cant wait till ur back on the 3rd of oct, il be there, keep it going kev cheers chris

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Yvonne Fry
from ChristchurchNZ

Hey Kev you are awesome, did u by any chance video any of your New Zealand shows if so where oh where can we buy the dvd’s? you are awesome but i mentioned that a minute ago aye, keep up the good work

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Jim Moon
from Dorking,UK.

Just bought two tickets for me and the son for 17th October, plus the damn “booking fee” of a pound, so hope the show is worth it. Looking forward to it as I’ve heard good things on my travels. ATVB Jimbo

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Chris Russell
from wonthaggi

ithink your fuckn good mate i reakon u should make more cds keep up the good work chris

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Chris Russell
from wonthaggi

I think kevin bloody wilson is a fucking good comedian.every chance i get i go on the internet and download his cds and tour fotos and pictures

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gary Shears
from NSW/UKin2months

Hi Kev and all the team! I was so chuffed to see you at the maroubra show last night (08/08/07) as I have seen you and jenny many times in Bournmouth. as you both know (if you can remeber speaking to me)? I am in Sydney on business setting up a UK factory. Anyway I was so surprised to turn up and see the tiny venue! That must of been one of the smallest gigs you’ve ever done? Because it was so small the atmosphere was great and I got to sit right at the front and have a good chat with you both after. I was gutted that both yours and Jennys new albums had run out as they are the only ones I havn’t got, I guess I will get them when I see you next in bournmouth which I think is oct/nov sometime. Oh by the way Jenny if your reading this what happened to the picture with me,you and kev which you promissed in the interval? Only joking I know your a busy person and Are probably fed up of people like me bothering you!!
You both take care and see you soon.
(P.s) I forgot to say to you Last night Kev- Nigel is a legend you are a Fucking legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks

Gary

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DEBBIE
from GREATYARMOUTH

Hello Kev.
My family really enjoys your cds and dvds including my 6 yr old who have a hat with DILLIGAF on it.Thanks for the entertaining.We have now started collecting your daughter Jenny as well.We got all your cds from Regent Road and also your dvds.Thanks for the entertainment .From Debbie

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Andrew
from MaitlandNSWAus

Belmont 4th August , Fucking awsome show Me and Wife Fucking loved it especialy me came all the way from the UK married my wife here in aussie land (yea im a fucking pom ) Especialy loved it when i see your daughter playing which i have never seen or heard before so for a first time experiance it was fucking awsome a Special Thanx To you Kev and Jenny for signing 2 cd`s stubby holder t shirt and licence plate which reminds me ill be using it for those E tags (LOL) well what is there more to say other than when do i get a signed pic of you and jenny togeather for my kev collection you fucking asshole (LOL) Thumbs up From Andy & Jan you know my email so Fucking Use IT And keep up the FUCKING WORK

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nomes
from kincumber

hi kev, just woundering were do you get the bennies from and how much .
also i went to your concert on wednesday the 1st of august at davistown and had a great time ( great show ) i bought the box set of yours dilligaf it come with three dvds but the 3rd one skips at the begining and i miss apart of it . it did that the first time i played it that night can i get a replacement dvd please thanks

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jonny2by4
from surry

hi i went to see kev last year at reading oh my god he was sooooo feking funny. we are going this october to see him. and im hoping it will be as good as the first time we saw him. imsure kev will not fail. DILLIGAF

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jayden
from gosford

your the funniest fuck in the hole world you make me lagh that much i have pissed my pants twice.

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Jerry
from Wicklow,Ireland

Nice one Kev, bust me balls listening to your gear. Really think you oughta give lessons to parents, your recommendations for sworn off savages is quite a relief. Anyway, if your ever in Ireland and fancy seeing a few parish perverts split a brain haemorrage, put on a gig. You’ll feel quite at home here since you’ve probably got distant relatives here, sheep are plentiful as well. Cheers & G’day, Jerry

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Gillian
from Victoria

Hi Kev, I often think of you with fond memories. It is about 20 years since we had dinner and my friend Neville Kitchen, could hardly believe we enjoyed some good times together.Never knew how to get a message to you. I am happily married now and live in the Yarra valley. Time goes by so fast. I hope to come up to you one day and say Hi for old times sake. Have a great time in the UK Cheers gillian

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Ben
from SouthernHighlandsNSW

I am a big fan of yours since the 70s I saw you at Fairfield RSL in NSW when I was about 20. Missed your DILLIGAF tour [got a DVD] but will see you at Mittagong RSL in August. I have a come back for DILLIGAF and its ULLUDGAF - U Look Like U Dont Give A Fuck. Looking forward to your show.

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JOSH
from PenrithNSW

Your a dead set legend mate,What a awesome show out here in Penrith last night m8, Diffenetly come too another show 4 sure!

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Janice Spiteri
from JacanaVictoria

Hey Kev,your song the browneyed medley is an appsalute killer,i could’nt stop laughing every time
i heard it,and Nigel talkabout is a hoot

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ChaZZa1990
from RicHmonD

Hey Kevin!! How r ya buddy!! i just wanted to say u r bloody awsome!!! i’m only 16 but i love ya jokes n ya sense of humor!! i wish i could see u live but i’m not 18 so i cant haha….my dad is goin to see u at richmond in august!!! i was wondering do u have anything new comin out cauz i wanna get it….LoL by the way i’m a bit ov a tomboy n i like u heaps…i think u n rodney rude should have a punch on LoL u would so win..anyway..umm i love kevin…i wish i could get ur email to send u email…ok
bye ChaZZa

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shaun calvert
from mtdruitt

G`day Kev, mate im a fan of yours although im sad too say that i have only started listening too your stuff and mate its that funny it brings tears to my eyes. Im coming to your show at rooty hill and im sure that i will not regret it. Well keep up the good work mate and i will see you at the rooty hill RSL.

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Little h
from Pontypridd

Kev ya Bastard, me and my husband Dave heard some of your stuff for the first time last week and we nearly crashed the car three times in as many minutes. By the time we’d got home we couldn’t get out of the car coz our ribs hurt too much. We haven’t laughed so much since Billy Connolly complained about dangerous dogs! So we’re getting some friends together to come and see you in Cardiff and blow raspberrys at you. Have a good tour and a safe journey. XX

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bud thewiser
from springburn,glasgow.scotland

oi kev u bastard, i had an absolute cunt of a heidache aw day
then ah watched ur dvd an it suddenly jist went away,

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Rachel O'Brien
from Plymouth,UK

Hey Kevin, I Had This Really Odd Dream Lat Night That I Must Say To You About Hehe!! Well You Were My Husband Haha!! Poor You Hehe!! It’s Been Bugging Me So I Had To Say Something!! Although It Did Feel Like I Had Known You For Years In My Dream.. How Odd!! Can’t Wait To See You In October, Got Tickets So Long Ago For When You Come Down To Plymouth!! Can’t Fucking Wait Hehe!! See You Soon Kev, You Sexy Beasty!! Xx

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Sonia
from CHRISTCHURCH-NEWZEALAND

Kev Mate - YOU ROCK! Saw you in Christchurch and can’t wait for you to come back again. Absolutely luved the Aboriginal
backdrops on stage. Best of luck for your tour.

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Steve
from Hinckley

The song is called: Thats what he really said. It can be found on “Kevs Back: The return of the yobbo”

Hope this helps

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Helen
from KentLondon

I just wanted to know if you was playing in Ireland (Cork) this year 2007 at all. I went to see you last year in (Croydon, London) and bought your cds. I gave one to my mum she didn’t stop laughing. She lives in ireland and i just want to try and get her some tickets. I hope you are because she thinks your really good. If it is possible could you let me know many thanks Helen

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andy baker
from meath,ireland

Hi col
the song to which you refer is mick, me mate the master farter
regards

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Big D
from Glasgow

Awright Pal!

Looking forward to seeing you in ma fair city in November!

You will need to visit the burger joint at Glasgow Airport. On Saturday there were some wankers trying to blow the place up, that is when there were shouts of:

“Who ordered two flame grilled specials?”

“What cunt thought this was a drive through?”

“There is no fucking kebabs allowed in here”

“Would you like fires with that?”

“What cunt is playing car-rahmadan-a-ding-dong?”

After the terror attacks in London and Glasgow at the weekend, the police now believe that the floods in Yorkshire are linked. They are looking for the bodies of 20 suicide plumbers.

Awrabest!

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Col P
from Cambridge,UK.

Hi. A question to anyone really !. What’s the Kev’s song with the following lyrics please !.

Like when Captain Cook first lobbed
He said, “This land’s not fit for animals, much less we of British blood!”
A couple of aborigines heard, what was going on,
and one turned to his mate and he said, “fucking whinging pom!”
That’s what he really said
fucking oath he did
cross me heart and hope to die, look I wouldn’t tell a fib
’cause shit mate I was there I ought to know
may lightning strike me dead!
Honest mate, fair dinkum, that’s what he really said.

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Adam
from Aberdeen,Scotland

YO Kev. I see you’re commin to our lovley country of Scotland soon which is totaly awesome. unfortunatly u have chosen to play to a bunch of cunts in Dunfermline instead of comming up to Aberdeen and playing in the music hall again. There’s loads of us here that fuckin love u and are all wondering when the u mite pay us a visit again???? come on dude.

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Steve
from Hinckley,UK

Kev, love your downloads and love listening to Kev FM. The current tracks being played on Kev FM have been the same one for the last 3-4 months. Any chance of a change with some newer and older ones to listen to. Looking forward to seein you in Birmingham in OCtober

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Collette Urbas
from SydneyN.S.W

Hi kev i hope to see u very soon looking forward in getting your new cd

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Keith
from akl,NZ

was at auckland show last night. i was laughing so hard i was in tears.. keep it up we need alot more people you you in this f#$%^& up world

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Hamlet Heid
from Glasgow

Hey Kev Big Man, You Baaaaaaastard! Just purchased my tickets for your Glasgow Show on Sun 4th November, Cannay Wait Ma Man, It’s Gonna Be a bloody brilliant night, best wishes & Good luck with the rest of the tour, see u in Sunny Glasgow mate. Slanj to you kev man. Scott - P.s I’ve had an absolute C*** of a day!

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Mike
from Bury,UK

Dear Kev,
Just managed to book tickets for me and 5 mates for the Bolton show, managed to get front fucking row, very excited. Please please please play Dictaphone, Diligaf and the kid who swears a little bit. Your a fucking legend.
Mike.

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mel & Rac
from southernhighlandsnsw

dear kevin we are counting down the days till u get to mittagong, hope u have a good tour along the way.cant wait to meet u. make sure u have ur potato down ur bathers cause we have a big bastard spud at robertson, love ya and leave ya

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jenice
from WaihinewZealand

Hi Kev, bloody great show maaaaate, saw you the second night in Tauranga, brought your CDs and your DVD bloody great stuff when you come back again we will be there to see you again.

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Bill
from Tauranga,NewZealand

Went to your show last night Kev best laugh i have had in ages Thanks P.S. I’m not the local cop but I am a cunt

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Trev
from RepublicofIreland

Hey kev ye mad cunt when are you going to come to ireland?
p.s Nigel…..FUCKIN’ LEGEND!!!

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Brendan
from Adelaide

Hey Kev. You are a bloody legend! I’m begging you; can you please come to Adelaide. My mates and I have listened to you for many years before we were allowed to buy your albums, and we’d jump at the chance to see you live!

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Bernie
from Kent,UK

Hi Kev Mate,
You sure it’s a fish bone stuck in yer throat and not an Abbo pube. When you come over at the end of the year, can we have Featherbrain Championship. I asked yer ’bout 20 fuckin’ years ago in Guildford, but I reckon you’ve forgotten the words. See you in November mate - and have a safe trip ove here.

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Eric Gibson
from Kingaroy,Qld

Hey Kev, ya funny bugger; with all these gay bars around the big cities, you should pen a song, “The Pub with no Queers!”

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Jan
from TimaruNewZealand

Saw your show tonight… fuking brilliant. First time I have ever seen you live, but I grew up hearing your stuff, my dad is a huge fan - came home with DILLIGAF in my head big time

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simon

Kev, Stick that fuckin phone needs to be released as a ring tone

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len
from PlymouthDevonU.K.

saw you last year fucking brill….can’t wait till this year already got tickeks

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Bill
from NorthernIreland

Kev ya bollocks, you’ve gone an dun it again…..UK & Ireland my arse…….. Whats wrong with including Northern Ireland in the tour. Only 18 miles of water to cross !!!!!!

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lee harris
from unitedkindomwolves

he is the best guy how dont give a toss i wish the world have more of him becouse one just isnt enouth iv all most fell off my chair just listening to him.

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Dorian
from Nelson,NZ

Hi Kev. Just wanted to thank you for the dvd’s and photos. I know i speak for all of us at the Rutherford, when i say we had a fucking great time when you were down. Looking forward to seeing you when youre next in town.
Cheers
Dorian

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Franziska
from germany

Hi Kev! Yep, you got at least one big fan in Germany. Even one that understands most of the language you speak!
Just wanted to blame you for me nearly hitting a tree, driving a rental car - (with the bloody steeringwheel on the wrong side- one of those where us foreigners use the windscreenwipers when we want to turn right)- through part of pretty australia, listening to a cd of yours, having tears in my eyes laughing and not being able to see the road anymore. There you go; all your fault.
Nevertheless I think you are sooooooo funny. You`re really great! You´re my hero.

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Dan
from Perth/Telfer

Hi Kev Dan here just asking to see if you could pay us a visit sometime at our Telfer work camp. Every time we have some act come by or comedy crowd our shift allways gets the arse end of the stick. Bad enough putting up with our time out their but when you miss every entertainment that comes buy you really get pissed of so just asking maybe next time your travelling to Port headland or the arsehole of wa as you describe maybe you might wnat to tak a right turn and head out our way cause boy i know every one on our crew would love it. Cheers and dont you ever retire.

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Rochelle Mackintosh
from Whakatane,NewZealand

Hi there,
Just been to your show in Whakatane (pronounced Fark-ar-tar-knee) on the 8th of July 2007. Mate your a f#*ken legend in your own right. My husband and I have been to see you five times (here and in Melbourne) and you “crack us up” thats kiwi speak for “make us piss our pants laughing” everytime. You made my husbands night by having a photo with him. Oh, and mate your Manager is top knotch too. Keep up the awesome work you do Kev, the world is a better place with laughter in it! xx

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kelly kennedy
from Edinburgh,Scotland

This man is the buisness. My dad listened to kevin bloody wilson when i was growning up. He brought many laughs to our house. Defo going to glasgow to see him. Keep up the laughs man.

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karl smith
from cardiffuk

kevin is top banana………………..

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Peter Fraser
from GoldCoast

Hi Kev, Ive been a fan for years, since about 1987. I was reading your story and i see my own life. I walk around changing the lyrics of songs and writing my own. It seems that i also have a bit of a gift for parodie! Just wondering if you might have any advice for someone who has material and vision, but no idea about where or how to start. Thanks mate. Love your work.

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Leeanne Cocking
from DannevirkeDannevegasNewZealand

Hi, Saw Kev in Palmerston North 13-6-07 for the first time yep you got it a virgin to live shows, top Rate absolutely flippin awesome ill be watching for your next tour of New Zealand. KEV Fucking Legend. You to Hollywood

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billy
from lincoln

i think kevinbloody wilson is ace and his songs ace too mainly dilligaf

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Beef
from Wollongong

Kev mate I hope the Op. went OK - my missus has a bone in her throat right now.
I should probably tell her I love her now…. “Or Lub oo thoo” :-Þ
Keep the good work coming mate, and I hope the Op. didn’t cause you to miss any drinking time.
Cheers.
Beef

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daniel cottrell
from hulluk

hi kev you are a legend mate am lucking forward 2 seeing you in YORK on 7 nov 07 mate really carnt wait got all your albums mate oh they is 1 thing could u pls pls pls send me a autograph of yourself on a photo of you pls look forward 2 seeing you soon see you soon kev ya biggest fan DAN niggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll fuccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkinnng legend!!!!!!!

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peter McCabe
from melbourne

hey kev i enjoyd your show the other night at yarrville it was fucking gr8 and meeting you was the best. i want to say a big thank you to hollywood for organizing me and my dad to meet kev
cheers peter

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chloe
from England

Hey Kev saw you last time you came to birmingham uk and loved ya entirley mate and i see ya are coming back !!. Ok its my turn to visit you in Australia..lol I will be over there from the 1st of July!! Are you Aussies ready for the crazy pom?..
Take care Kev love ya mate, Chloe xxx

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cassandra thomas
from melbourne

hi kevin my name is cassie im a huge fan of yours and was wondering if you could send me a autographed copy of your album with the song the kid please thanks very much your biggest fan cassie

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Kevin
from Melbourne

WEnt and saw ur show last night it was fun and got ur 20 years cd sighn by ur self it was a fun night hopw to see u again when ur back in melbourne

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Lindsay
from SouthAfrica

Hey Kevin , youyr shit rocks. Listen i’m looking for the track cunt in canada, my i pod got stolen so i lost my ony version of it. plz could you send it to me … Thanks mate

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Ian
from southendonsea,essex,uk

Cant wait to see your gig in November Kev. Got the tickets already mate!!!!!!!

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Rachel O'Brien
from Plymouth,UK

Hey Kev, You Sexy Beast!! Just got tickets for when you come down to see us lot janners in Plymouth in October. Hope you will mention me at your show!!! Only recently came across you, as my boyfriend showed me your songs and there fucking funny! So it will be my 1st time to come and see you and I cannot wait!! Just a message to say keep up the good work and your site is wicked. Will love you 4eva kev haha! Love from 19 year old Rachel lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Shantell
from FRANCES,SouthAustralia

Dude you fuckin’ Rock!!! When are you coming back to Mt. Gambier in South Australia?? Make it soon as we love coming to see you. I always end up in tears from crackin’ up!!! Keep the great songs rollin’!!!!!

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ash s
from uk..essex

kev ur a fucking legend u r the bee knee’s luv u so much u aussy cnt u tour in great yarmouth cos im so close to there cud cum down n see keep up ur work disk splash kev

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SHADOW
from ORSTRALIAMATE

Keep on keepin on with ya stuff KBW - you sure as shit bringlotsa smiles to my day.

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cin
from uk

They are saying for Kevs new songs GOT FISHBONE STUCK IN BACK OF THROAT. - Sick eh???

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John
from SouthAfrica

Hey you crazy basrard I love your music and when you comming to South Africa again I got some special mountain cabbage for you HE He !

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tam fat bastard carmichael
from PommieLand

Kevin I think you are just fuckin Ace.I have family out in Oz and one of my cousins is so stuck up she shoves her head up her arse and turnes herself inside out and she is still fuckin ugly to boot Keep on Truckin Mate!

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gemma teasdale
from kalgoorlie

hi kev its gemma i dnt think u know me but my aunty judy and uncle tex come and see u every time ur in perth u uesd to go to parties with my mum sharon jones im a big fan plz contact me on my email addie we can have a good old yarn ps: kalgoorlie rocks

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paul
from Redcar....UK

hi youare real good love you your song kev keep maqke new song as when i am down inthe domps you make make lol

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john tickle
from london

i think u r amazing keep up your act ur goin places fast u dick splash

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logan
from Rangiora

Hey Kev looking forward to your show in christchurch again cant wait your a fuckin legend.

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goofey
from toowoomba

can you do cont. stream radio on the net that would be cool mate. ill see ya again next tour latter

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David Lord
from cammeray

Kevin,
Just watched your sensational ‘They never beat any &^%$” for the first time with tears streaming down my face from the opener, to pissing myself laughing with the finale - a decidedly strange mixture of both at once that only a great performer can extract - yours was a gold medal winning performance. Bloody well played Kevin, cheers DL.

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SANDRA JAMIESON
from HIGHLANDSOFSCOTLAND.U.K

PLEASE PLAY “LAST LAGER WALTZ”.PLEASE AS IT IS MY ULTIMATE FAVOURITE SONG….THANKS.LOVE THE SHOW.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

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Liz
from Taupo.NZ

Hey Kev,

How about a stop over in Taupo NZ on your NZ tour

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nigel nunginsumfin
from thestolenspeakers

nnniiiggggeeeelll FUCKIN LEGEND HAHA WHAT TIMES FUCKIN SMOKO N WHAT TIME DO WE KNOCK OFF? N WHEN YA BUSTIN FOR A FUCKIN SHIT SO WHERES THE THUNDERBOX N DO WE GET OUR DAILY ROLLY WEED N 6 COLD CANS OF PISS N CAN ANY BASTARD TELL ME WHOS FUCKIN SHOW IS THIS

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Alex Stylianou
from Essex,UK

Hey Kev , I was at your concert in southend , I loved it . I just want to say it’s about time someone critisized Political Correctness . You Cheer Me Up When I Have an absolute CUNT of a Day.

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lofty
from cairnsqld

Come to Cairns for a show we’d fuckn love to see ya.
Me and me old man play your cds on the back of a mates boat when we go fishing every year.Thanks for the laughs. The world needs more of that.

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Giblets
from SunnySunnyMelbourne

fuckfuckFUCKing legend… My photo with you, is going straight to the pool room…….

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Nick Hope
from Auckland

DO me a favour. Kev’s coming to Auckland on June 29. My mrs is an ex teacher. Tell kev I promise I wont fuck his girlfriend if he sings “The Kid he swears a bit” during his show. Cheers.

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Timothy
from ChirnsidePark

Kev, Your music is bloody awesome and its great to hear the Aussie spirit travel the world
keep up the good work and i’ll be seein you on the 1st of june

And if there is something that tries to stop me from seeing this show for the 3rd time.. well then DILLIGAF TO THAT!
IMMAGONNASEETHISSHOW!!!

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tom
from meblourne

hey kev i love all your songs keep the good work up thanks from tom

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delwyn
from christchurchnewzealand

I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOUR SHOW IN CHRISTCHURCH,NEW ZEALAND AND MY MATE AND I WHAT TO SEE U OUT THE BACK STAG YOU AND GET COME PHOTO IF U DONT MINE ????

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Justin Henderson
from westeranaustralia,mandurah

Hey kev, I just found out information about you. My grandma said you and her grew up together , or werei n a band or something. Her name is Patricia Green if that rings a bell. Good old kalgoolie .Kepe up the work mate.

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stuart fowler
from adelaide

Hey kev,
It seems like all you do is NSW & KICKA VIC, how about ADELAIDE FOR FUCK SAKE.Maybe i should talk to the handbrake so you can chucka chucka brown eye for adelaide, good on ya mate will see soon.
p.s god bless & keep fuckin

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terry
from victoria

kev ura fuckin true blue aussie rippa keep the good shit going ocker

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Dennis and Robert Wilson
from BarhamNSW

Me and my brother got ourselves into a bit of shit lately. Most of my life I have been telling people that your our uncle. However recently it has, or maybe has backfired on us eg. last time I said this it was at a workmates wifes 50th b’day, and they are big fans as we are. On this occasion at the cutting of the cake, he made a big announcement to everyone that I (Dennis Wilson) is actually Kev Wilson’s nephew, this is gonna be an issue as you are performing live in our town at the local club tomorrow night 4th May 2007 and everyone is gonna be there. eg. My work mate Ian Mckay (the gullable one) and his wife whos 50th it was. Ian will be either working behind the bar or having a beer with us. If you want it would be good if ya played along with my brother Rob and me(Dennis) otherwise tell him the truth in your own unique way,
cheers Dennis and Robert Wilson from Barham NSW p.s will see ya there tomorrow night and we’ll be having a ball anyway

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Mel
from Melbourne,Victoria,Australia

Hi Kev… Recently introduced my mum to KBW… I must say your SO SO SO SO funny - SO funny infact she pissed her pants in front of everyone at a party! Everyone understood when they found out WHY she pissed herself!! GREAT WORK!! KEEP IT UP!! P.S - for mothers day she wants your CD’s!! Would be good! See you soon -> Dandenong VIC Tour!! From a much loved fan MEL

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Johnno
from Walestheoriginalone

Hi Kev,

Feel free for you and your other half (and daughter if she’s with you this time!!) to pop in for a barbie and a couple of tinnes when you’re next in the area (Cardiff in October, the barbie will probably be a f**king washout but that’s normal for us!!) We’ll show some proper Welsh hospitality!!!

Cheers

John & the missus (Claire

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Hayden
from CurlwaaNSW

hey kev, i went to your show last night 1/5/07 at the coomie club nsw and i have got to say u were fucking awesome. hope u cum back soon!! p.s love the new album DILLIGAF

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Timm Stay
from GoldCoast,QueenslandAustralia

Hey Kev, Ever thought of making your own Pinball Machine??? I wreckon it would be a hoot!!!

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scott and chrissy
from lexingtonkyUSA

I have been lucky enough to marry a hot fucking aussie. These Americans are so prudish. You should come here and have a good time. I would love to see you here. There are some Dj Located in Indianapolis Indiana that would love your comedy. YOu should try to contact them. There web site is bobandtom.com The deal is if you come here for a little tour come stay with us and use us for your base of ops. I think it would be fun. One of your stops must be comedy off broadway in lexington ky. Chris and I with a few frieds should have a after party with you. Hang out and have a few drinks

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Steve Greef
from KingsLynnEngland

Kev. Why no visit to King’s Lynn this year. We all love you in sunny Norfolk England. Visit us again soon Kev.

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anna Parnell-brookes
from Englandwiltshire

hi there
i love u kev your the best god love you i might be coming to see you in weston super mare love you work kev lol to you anna

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CATHY MILLER
from arkansas,,,usa

HEY KEVIN, I THINK IM THE ONLY PERSON IN ARKANSAS USA THAT LISTENS TO YOUR MUSIC…AND I LOVE IT…THANKS FOR THE MANY HOURS OF TIT JIGGLING LAUGHS….CATHY FROM ARKANSAS.USA

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Alexander-Robert
from Barnham

G’day Kev, you’re the man ! Me and a beef-curtain friend of mine are coming to see you up in Portsmouth ! I love your music and have had many laughs ! All the best mate, your biggest fan

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Sarah Kerridge
from Norfolk,England

Hi Kev.
I was just looking at your web site. Its great. I say you in kings Lynn in 2005 and it was one of the best nights of my life. I went to work the next day and i couldnt talk because i lost my voice from laughing to much.
I love your 20 years of album.
Looking forward to coming to see you again.

Love

Sarah

P.S DILLIGAF!!!

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Kerry
from PerthWA

Hey Kev you are amazing. I hope you will be coming back to a show in perth hopefully in december so i can come. U ROCK

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leeann
from lutterworthengland

i love ur site so much really cant wait to see u live my other half and my brother in law think its brill xx

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wendy overmars
from dublinIRELAND

DEAR KEVIN - ME MATE AND I LOMINA (LONG TIME FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO VISIT THE EMERELD ISLE TO DISCOVER ON YOUR TOUR DATES YOU ARE NOT CROSSING THE RIVER TO SEE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CANT BLOODY BELEIVE IT KEV - ARE YOU TAKING THE PIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO WERE OUR “DILLIGAF” TSHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU DO A GIG HERE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE - WE LOVE YOU - YOU HANSOM HUNK!!!

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ooo! it’s one of the best sites ever!

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Interesting comments..

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Albie
from AdelaideSouthAustralia

Kev, Mate what can i say you fucken pull it off every time mate. Keep up the good work & also love the site it rocks. Albie

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Zac Forsyth
from Cairns,Queensland

OI KEV! You dissapoint me mate! Where are your tours in cairns!! I’ve been so pissed that I couldn’t see you when you came here last, I only just turned 18 but i’ve listened to your music since I was 9!! My parents got to see ya live and I didn’t! You signed me and my sister a cooler but wouldn’t tell us to fuck off! Only bugger off!! hahaha, Understandable! But you better make sometime to tour in cairns again because I know shitloads of people here wanna see you again and new people! Fuck! I’d love to get on the piss with ya! Love your music! You are a true legend just as much as Nigel is! Now don’t forget in your tours ehh?? C’mon!! We love ya up here! Keep with the quality music! Though I never doubted your song writing abilities! You fucken rock!!

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David
from Doncaster,England

Just love the new site.

Me and the Mrs will be coming to see you in Oct 07 in Nottingham in uk and we can’t wait, i remember when i first got one of your cd’s many years back when i was in oz in the goldcoast as my aunt and sister live out there. Anyway Kev and Admin keep up the good work with this site and everthing else you do.

Dave @ Caz

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lisa bloody wotsion
from london

dilligaf!!!!!!! dilligaf!!!!!!

it means do i look like i give a fuck!!!!! my friend Erin Rose told me!!!!!

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lisa bloody wotsion
from london

dilligaf!!!!!!! dilligaf!!!!!!

it means do i look like i give a fuck!!!!!

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Student
from www.iwannaforum.com/repayment/

This site rocks! Keep up that excellent work!

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wendy
from NewZealand

Crikey Kev your a bloody legend! You and That Rodnet Rude are the best On ya mate.

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Jud
from GeraldtonW.A.Australia

Latest C.D was shit hot pissed meself laughin. Just wonderin when ya comin to Gero 4 a show.

Jud

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James
from OXFORDUK

Well I have loved all your tunes that I have. I Will be trying to get tickets to see you at Reading (Oxfordshire) UK.

your a funny as Fu(k guy would love to shake your hand if it would be possible or just get an autograph from you.

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jess
from mildura

dear kev
your songs are so brillant, me and my family really love them they make us laugh that hard that sometimes i reakon my uncle has neally shit his slef.

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Gen
from Brisbane

KEV!! COME TO BRISBANE!! WE LOVE YOU!!

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