Kev’s Krew

A lot of people don’t realise how many people work in Kev’s office, on the road touring with him and all across the world. Have a read about each of Kev’s little helpers-x80xA6

	MIKE Bloody ARDON There are two kinds of people in this world, those who know Mike and those who are about to know Mike. Everybody loves Mike! He is Kev’s Manager, and looks after all aspects of marketing, promotions, touring and merchandising. He is based at KevHQ in Perth Western Australia. The only thing shinier than the top of his head is the frequently polished bonnet of his beloved 1969 Buick Riviera.
	MARK Bloody DONOHOE (THE DON) Don runs the audio engineering side of the business. Chicks dig Don (so he reckons). He has been involved in the music industry for most of his life, and is instrumental in the development of the very successful internet radio station KEVFM. He is a self taught internet ‘Mr fix-it man’, and oversees all aspects of anything technical. He is an instruction book junkie, and takes great pride in delivering a quality product every time from the Both Barrels recording Studios.
	SKYE Bloody HUMPHREYS Skye or Blue as she’s known around the office is the chick who’ll answer your emails, post out your orders, get you a beer and gasbag about everything and anything on the phone to you! Blond moments are Skye’s specialty so if you’re around her you’re almost guaranteed to be amused by her blondness!! Give her an email or phone call and she’ll be happy answer all your questions about Kevin Bloody Wilson!!
	DOC Bloody BREWER Doc is the man who oversees the operations, publicity and marketing in the United States. Based in the mid-west, this mad collector of all things Kev & Australia, can’t wait to make sure that every bastard in America appreciates the finer side of Australian Humour. He is a well traveled, well versed, much moustached gent, with a passion for fast cars, old trains and cold beer.
	KRACKA Bloody HARDY The resident Disc Jockey on Kevfm. New York, Sydney, London, Paris ? these are just some of the places that Kracka has heard of. Girls all over the world have fallen in love with the velvet tones of Kracka’s drone ? He’s not a clever man, but he can lift heavy things? ? He’s definitely the dumbest cunt on Radio.
	HOLLYWOOD - AKA MR SMOOTH? AKA PETER Bloody HEENEY Don’t let your daughters (or mothers) anywhere near this man. Hollywood is Kev’s Australian Tour manager, and looks after business when touring out on the road. His extensive Military background comes in handy when dealing with the ‘I’ve-had-way-too-many-drinks-tonight’ style of punter at a show!
	BETTY Bloody WILSON (THE BOSS) Behind every great man there is a great women, and you can get no greater than Betty. Kev’s wife & best mate is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is the one that you will frequently see behind the merchandise counter - give her a glass of red and she will be ready to answer any question you like about Kev.
	MICHAEL Bloody COLE (CAPTAINZAP) Mike has had more volts pumped through him than any other man alive, which is why he looks after the sound (and after show parties) at most of the Australian and New Zealand performances. He is a quiet and unassuming fellow, that lets his skill at sound production do all the talking. He’s normally the last one to arrive and the first one to leave.
	DARREN Bloody THORPE (BLOKO DONO) Daz is one of those rare breeds with a photographic memory, and is a walking encyclopaedia when it comes to facts and figures about his first love - New Zealand. His noxious flatulence has been known to clear theatres. He has travelled extensively with Kev as the lighting tech for the show, and hopes his next threesome involves at least one girl.
	DAVID Bloody HUSK (BABY HUEY) Huey was once sacked as a roustabout on a turtle farm - he’s not renowned for his speed, but nevertheless is a bloody good corporate sound engineer, providing the songs aren’t too fast! Dave is a fashion victim known for his sharp dress sense, and controls sound production throughout the length and breath of Western Australia.
	TEZ THE Bloody GARDENER Tez is an ex rocket scientist who was recommended to us after a scientific experiment went very wrong in the 70’s. Kracka steals most of his jokes from this man. He only works Wednesdays, coz he only showers Thursdays. Nobody’s really sure what Tez actually does for the company.
	ANNE Bloody ORAM (RONNIE) The rose amongst the thorns, Anne operates the UK office for Kevin Bloody Wilson. Ronnie distributes and Manufactures Kev’s products for England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales, as well as most of Europe. Her smiling dial is seen at most UK shows, helping out behind the merchandise counter.