Sydney Tour Blog from ‘Hollywood’
We are currently on tour in and around Sydney New South Wales here in OZ
and performing at 20 clubs in four weeks. The Disgraceland Tour commenced
at Castle Hill RSL Club on Friday 20 July 2007 and will conclude at
Richmond Club on Sunday 12 August. Our great mates in Sydney and
surrounding areas have turned out in force to say hi to the little Aussie
larrikan and we all in Kev’s Krew love to say Hi. We are lucky to have
“Jenny Talia from Australia” as support act for this tour, she is a very
funny lady and a chip of the old block. As you know Jenny is Kev and
Betty’s talented daughter and she has been told by many punters on this
tour that she is a “Little Kev with tits”. Her song writing is brilliant
and the bawdy Ballard’s she writes are great. See this website to
purchase her merchandise I know you will enjoy.
Our KIWI Krew member Daz is here with us again and is providing a terrific
light show. Daz travels the world with us and loves his job. He is a
pain in the ass at times especially when he puts “rubber snakes” in my
briefcase or in the merchandise box, this frightens the shit out of Betty
and me, depending on who touches the bloody thing. We are always doing
practical jokes on each other on tour and they are normally generated by
that F—-ing #@#@#*** KIWI.
We have a new sound man on board with us also from New Zealand, Braden
Page. Braden is an excellent sound man and we hope that he is available
to tour with us all the time. Come up and say hi to him or any Krew
member we love to meet you all.
I am pleased to announce that we have been privileged to sign many tits on
this tour and you can spot some of those elswhere on this website. Also
we were delighted to sign a ladies ass at Belmont 16′ Club. A nice bum it
was too, many thanks to her. We believe she was a nurse, “Yummie” !!! I
love nurses.
If you have any comments you wish to make regarding our touring please send
them to me and I will ensure that you get a reply.
Best wishes to you all until next time and remember “Fill the glass thats
empty, empty the glass thats full, never leave it empty, never leave it
full”.
Bye for now
“Hollywood”
LOVE THE PHOTO BUT YOUR BETTER LOOKING IN REALITY.
HAVE A GREAT TOUR X
Comment by sue — November 9, 2007 @ 12:35 am
Hi Hollywood, I met you guys last night at the Alexandra Theatre in Birmingham and it was sweeeeeeeeeeeet! Been wantin to come to a Kev show for a very long time, so it was awesome to make it last night. Still got kevs writing on me t*ts, not gonna get rid of it for a while, just gonna shower around it, lol! Was thinkin of gettin it tattooed on but not sure about copywrite? lol. Was wishin i could have got you to sign the other boobie on me way home, so watch out if ya come back next year cos I will be after ya! Cheers Mate!
Becks X MWAH X
Comment by Becks — October 9, 2007 @ 2:24 am
Hi Katie and Shan it was my pleasure to meet you both at Richmond RSL. Shame I didn’t have more time I would have loved a threesome!!!! Hopefully we can catch up next time. Best wishes and big hugs to both of you. xxx
Comment by HOLLYWOOD — August 30, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
Hi Holly, I ment to post you an email but sent it to the ‘your say’ bit by accident. If possible can you pass it on to Kev and Jenny Cheers.
Gary
Comment by Gary Shears — August 9, 2007 @ 11:32 am
Hi Holly, you big spunk. Great update, we love hearing what you have all been up to. We will be at Richmond on Sunday night - all the way from Brisbane just to see Jenny. (Fuck Kev, we saw him last year at Coolangatta). We are mother and daughter and are having a girl’s dirty weekend without the husbands so are looking forward to a great night. We’ve promised Jenny we’ll come up and say hello so we’ll be expecting a “Hollywood” cuddle as well. See you Sunday, love from Katie & Shan.
Comment by Katie & Shan — August 7, 2007 @ 5:33 pm