I just saw a meme of yours posted on one of my groups - it showed a doctor prescribing a pair of testicles to the easily offended. Of course, you should be going to see that very doctor, since your pretty bloody easily offended yourself, which is why you couldn't handle my arguments on your facebook page, and had to delete me off it. Which is fine, but proves that you are an easily-offended pussy. I still love your act despite you fainting dead away at my alternative opinions, because it's absolute genius, but I have a more enlightened view of the person doing the acting now.... yeah, yeah, this may offend you again, and some of your other fans, but who gives a fuck? My email's there is you want to bleat like a baby Merino about it, otherwise, get fucked. I see the page 'reserves the right to edit, delete or not publish' this, by the way - yeah, that'd be right... Oh, and good luck with the tour.
Hey Kev ya cunt! I've got a bone to pick with you. I grew up with your music and songs. Learnt the facts of life from ya music. (Especially the albums: Your Ave. Aus. Yobbo, Kev's Back and Born Again Piss Tank). Now I'm totally fucked in the head. I attribute this to you, ya prick! 🙂
Bloody awsome show kev...
Rosebud is so much richer after this unique cultural experience. What a f*cking legend!
hey wanker when you gonna come back to canada my clan would love to see ya we actually where on our way down under from britain in the early 1800's but the captain of the ship booted our arses off the boat in newfoundland. he said we were all hore's
Are you ever going to come to Denmark... We need your help... There are 5.5 million miserable CUNTS here And I am just 1 guy whose gotta good sense of humour.... We need some fun in Denmark
plese get your arse back to CHICAGO - met u there when u played in 2002 & like your daughter I was engaged to a chap from Chicago called Dave (luckily not the same guy) *& u remembered from talking to me at a show in southern England a few months b4 when we talked abut Chicago & I asked u to play "giving up wanking" for us when u got to Chicago & you did! you called us from the stage. since moving from UK to USA, I have not seen u since 2002 but the poster u signed for me in chicgo is still on my wall. COME FUCKING CHICAGO! (I am married to another guy now lol, hope ur daughters lasted)
My family and I came to your show in May 2016 and it was so fantastic!!! My 14 year old son was disappointed as he was too young to go, but he has received some awesome merchandise signed by you. Keep up the great work Kev, you are rude, crude and vulgar.........and I love it!!! My family and I loved your show so much, we couldn't stop laughing. Jenny Talia, you are a chip of the old block........love ya !!!!! You have inherited the most rudest, outrageous, loud, etc.......genes ever. Great show!!!! 🙂
After 2 decades of fandom I finally got to see a live gig in Shepparton with my mate for his birthday, both Kev and Jenny were amazing, a night I'll never forget and I would happily do the 8 hour round trip again for even just one more song! Kev you fucking Legend!
Can't wait for Tuesday nights show at Campbelltown RSL. See you there Kev
When are you cuming to Norway? ....tap water is free...
Gidday Kev, saw you last night at the "Davo" RSL - haven;t laughed so much in ages! Up to your usual "high" standards. Keeevinnnn: Fuckin Legend!
Took my two sons 18 and 21 to the Terrey Hills Tavern show last night. They reckon they have never seen me laugh so much in years . Still have Dilligaf ringing in my ears from the trip home. Great to see in this politically correct world we can still enjoy such politically incorrect humour
Awesome show in Renmark
Great show by your self and your daughter Jenny Talia in Port Pirie last night.. Thanks ?
awesome show last night had an absolute blast watching you and jenny talia. will be seeing another show next time your in town 🙂
SOOOO excited for your show here in Mildura!!! It's my birthday present! So bloody excited!!! Can't wait!! Woohoo
Thanks for being a great talented funny person you make my day
good to see your back in the UK. See you in Birmingham
Hey Kev, I found it!! Check out the new Chrissy tree in Lismore NSW . ??