HAPPY NEW YEAR from all of us here at KEV headquarters!
To kick of the year the right way, we're going to make one KEV fan VERY happy!

We're going to give one LUCKY fan, a SIGNED copy of KEV'S bestselling biography

A copy of DILLIGAF, The Life & Rhymes of Kevin Bloody Wilson, personally autographed?
Yes please!!

All you have to do, is leave a comment below, telling us WHY you love KEV
We'll pick a random winner Friday 11th January 

Good luck!

(winner will be chosen from the comments left on this post and notified by email)

CONGRATULATIONS TO MURRAY BROWN.
Murray is the 'chosen one' and has a signed copy of KEV'S bio on it's way to him!!

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  1. Wooly
    If you don't get a gig at next years Carols and sing Santa Claus you Cunt then I'm gonna take over from Karl Stefanovic.....
    January 8, 2013
  2. Dilli Gaf
    Hey, Kev you hairy bastard, I got the fucking book. I ripped the fucking wrapper off, I had to take a look. I placed me bloody order, I even paid you cash. Now I'm bloody honored, what a fucking top name for your book! I've stacked the fridge and stoked the bong, I even had a few. I want to read about this Wilson bloke, and why the fuck Betty said "I do!" Travis made Kev a grandpa, Jen made Betty a nan. Five mini Bloody Wilson's, there's even a Diamond in the stew. Now it's late and dark outside, I'm just laying in my bed. With six cold cans of piss and no hope of getting head. It's no fucking good - I just can't get to sleep. Oh for fucks sake, I'll read the fucking book instead. Now I'm all excited - couldn't sleep if I tried When I opened the fucking book - I really could have cried. Right across the page - in big black marker pen The fucking hairy bastard - he's scribbled his name inside. So Santa's came and went, but everything seems so wrong. The wife's still nodding her head - on the lodger's 9inch schlong. Mr Bloody Wilson, your book's a fucking laugh. It really cheered me so. Have a merry christmas mate, Ho Ho Fucking Ho!
    January 8, 2013
  3. Ian
    N i g e l, Fucking Legend, Nah, K E V is the Fucking Legend. I have a cousin who has D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. across the back window of his ute, I would give him your autographed copy and he will cream his jocks. Thank you for being a cunt to all the wowsers, especially that guy further up this list,he just doesn't know you like we do.
    January 8, 2013
  4. Adam
    Well after all he is a total aussie legend, who else could tell a story about getting warney to put his wanger away, while fucking on first date with a mega fugley in the back of his ute, years of entertainment, shame the uk tour has ended but not missed a tour in 20 years, all i can say that I am thankful that he decided not to be a builder when he grew up, cheers kev, thanks for the mammaries........
    January 8, 2013
  5. neil
    why do i love kev so much because if i loved another woman the wife would kill me.
    January 8, 2013
  6. dean wilson
    granny fucker
    January 8, 2013
  7. Paul Tompkins
    You Can Stick That Fucking Book Up Your Fucking Arse
    January 8, 2013
  8. John chapman
    I love kev cos he helped me out in 1982 with a piles problem, he said Ive got a tool that can fix it, and it did , he said promise me one thing, I said whats that kev he said you dont tell no fucker till I retire,lol and Ive kept my word kev!
    January 8, 2013
  9. Claire Twine
    An asolute brilliant nutter who's spawned another brilliant nutter in Jenny!!
    January 8, 2013
  10. Claire Twine
    Cant spell ABSOLUTE!!
    January 8, 2013
  11. Naomi H
    Id love to read ya book and laugh til I snort n dribble coke out my nose. To laugh til I breath this ridiculous high pitch whine before I can't breathe anymore. Come on Kevin. I'd actually read it and not have it in the funny collecting dust. Please consider this mega fugly for a book :)
    January 8, 2013
  12. Darragh O Meara
    "Middle Finger Justice" That is all.
    January 8, 2013
  13. Carl Preston
    Because he's a fucking funny CUNT !! lol....has had me laughing my dick off for years....plus I lurve him ( in a hetro, non-pervy-kinda-way !!!!! ) Just gimme the book !! ;-)
    January 8, 2013
  14. Angie Bishop
    All the family love you Kev (and Jenny). 3 generations always came to see you in Hayes. Bloody shame you have decided to hang up your flying wings and not touring UK anymore. We shall be there to see Jenny though when she comes over. I would love to receive the book - it would well read by us all. Fair dinkum bud and DILLIGAF to all the prudes that don't find ya funny! Love Angie and family Happy New Year x
    January 8, 2013
  15. Brian Quinn
    To be perfectly honest....DILLIGAF...But then I DO!
    January 8, 2013
  16. dave hutt
    you tell it like it is get your tour over to Canada we would love to see ya and we will let you sat "cunt" as often as you like
    January 9, 2013
  17. James
    I hope this book is worth wanking to ............this comment proberly won't win me a book but
    January 9, 2013
  18. Claire Ladd
    Because he always looks like he's having the time of his life and gives us a good laugh in the process. We need more like him, keep making music Kevin :)
    January 9, 2013
  19. JOHN BOY CHAPMAN
    I love kev cos he helped me out in 1982 with a piles problem, he said Ive got a tool that can fix it, and it did , he said promise me one thing, I said whats that kev he said you dont tell no fucker till I retire,lol and Ive kept my word kev
    January 9, 2013
  20. Graeme Thomson
    Kev's made me laugh, made me cry (From laughing too hard) and generally kept my spirits up since i first heard him thanks to my best mate, who by the way would give mick the master farter a run for his money! the BEST birthday present i ever got was a night seeing kev and jenny at the theatre royal in Glasgow last year. i've yet to find a problem that can't be solved by a liberal application of DILLIGAF!
    January 9, 2013
  21. Charlie
    I was introduced to Kev's music by a friend and after recovering from the fits of laughter I explored more of it, finally booking tickets to see him and Jenny Talia in Plymouth in 2007. Of course the show was everything I wanted it to be and more, and meeting Kev and Jenny after the show was fantastic too. It's great to see how down to earth and honest a man he is but still have the ability to make people happy. The signed CD and photo still remain on display. If I don't win the book I'll still buy it, so whatever you do Kev, keep going! I'm in the process of emigrating to Australia so I hope to meet you again in future.
    January 9, 2013
  22. Clint
    Because in 35 years of being a comedy addict, Kev is still the only one to have caused me to loose bladder control while I was sober !!
    January 9, 2013
  23. Murray
    Funny as fuck, just love his style. Lived in Kal for a couple of years so I can relate to alot of his songs
    January 9, 2013
  24. Darrin Richards
    Kev is the best comedian we have ever seen live (apart from his daughter...lol). Always gets the crowd involved, even if he forgets the words to his songs....hahahaha. Dead set legend of Australian entertainment. Should be given a knighthood or a Gold Logie.
    January 9, 2013
  25. Helen
    I remember listening to a cassette on my walkman that I found in dad's collection - it was unmarked... and I thought it was fantastic! Fastforward 15 years and I saw you live for the first time in Tweed Heads. Then the ultimate was taking my Dad with me to see your DILLIGAF tour in Melbourne. Dad passed away 16 months ago, and the photo of me, him and you is still in a frame in his workshop... A fantastic memory always!
    January 9, 2013
  26. Scott Templer
    I remember as a kid listening to Kev on tape in parents car when we would go drives around Kalgoorlie it was fun times for me and my family Kev is a true blue Aussie legend.
    January 9, 2013
  27. ben
    cos he is a fair dinkum cunt
    January 10, 2013
  28. jay buoy
    the life of brian and his cuntry club...
    January 10, 2013
  29. Fucking Brian
    G'Day ya old fart, I ain't read no fukn books since I got the dropkick from skool after free fukn years in 6th class. Now I'm 55 I reckon it's time to widen me fukn knollege and get back to studyin. Ya could of given the fukn book to me befor Xmas would a saved me gettin the cook another dildo. Anyway Dilligaf all the breast to you and the family. If ya give me the book I will send ya my blowed up doll. She got my name on her tit but you can rub the cunt off. Katch ya Kev!!
    January 10, 2013
  30. bill
    Just give me the book and no funny business
    January 10, 2013
  31. Debra
    He is hillarious, clever and fuckwitty.Every decent Aussie has at least one of Kev's albums that they crack out at BBQ's....or just to piss the inlaws off!
    January 11, 2013
  32. Administrator
    CONGRATS MURRAY....you're the winner of KEV'S signed biography!! Email us through your address and who you'd like the book signed to and we'll get it straight out to you!! ADMIN
    January 12, 2013
  33. Chas Youens
    To late for the book , bollocks never mind. Wilson your a funny fucker and you've made a lot of people laugh over the years. Just the style of humour we love from the old days back in London I don't know about nigel but your a fucking legend.
    January 19, 2013

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